#condescension

[xochimillilili]

Kinktober day 30: Dumbification

Fuck sweetie, you're just a little baby puppy aren't you? Awww, I knowww, I know, my belt on your soft ass just hurts so much you can't help but whimper pup. You're just such a good boyy, that's it keep taking my fingers down your throat sweetie. You should know by now that I won't stop until that pretty little head of yours is all empty~

Shit I just wanna fuck and hurt you in the sweetest way love, I wanna toy and play with your pretty body until I can slap your cute face and just get moans and the sweetest little fucked out smile from you in response, you're just such a good boy~ Keep moaning for me little one, you'll get more than spanks and my fingers in your mouth soon enough, just a dumb little precious pup for me ♡

[hic-daily]

Colored that sketch I posted a few days ago!

[kabutoden]

I’m simply curious as to what bugstuck Her Imperious Condescension is like tbh. I imagine she’s absolutely horrifying

yeah, shes a scary lady!!! she should technically probably have way more arms than this but the first time i drew her was without all the extra arms, and it looks better that way tbh. still have multiple options for ppl to see how it turned out, though. kept coming back to this one every couple of months, and it took some actual rendering before i could call it done. maybe she hides infinite arms in that giant hair of hers, idk. excited to share the fuschia/seadweller lore with everyone when i finish it, its probably the most exciting. :)

[halfwashedgooch]

best friend who challenges you to see who has a higher tolerance but you don’t think you remember them taking more than 1 hit

“there’s no way you have any chance of beating me, i can out smoke you any day pretty. what are you talking about? this is like my 4th hit, i swear.”

best friend who watches you take hit after hit, not even trying to stop you. just smiling, watching you become more and more dazed

“i think you actually did it pretty! you should take a celebratory b0ng hit. what do you mean your head feels funny? you just jumped up too quickly when i said you won. yes, i do think you’re being silly, you’re fine.”

best friend who uses your impaired sense of judgment to their advantage.

“come sit up here near me, you can relax ya know. i won’t bite unless you let me. it’s a joke — i’m joking pretty, i promise. you should unzip your hoodie, it’s so hot in here. i really don’t think you need it. fine, if you don’t want to take it off you can just leave it unzipped.”

best friend who speaks sweetly, whispering lewd thoughts and promises in your ear, watching as your brain leaks out your ear and you slowly become increasingly pliant in their hands.

“have i ever told you how pretty your eyes are? especially when they’re all low and glassy like that. i think you would look so pretty on your knees looking up at me, don’t you think so too? do you tremble like this when you cum? do you get all teary eyed when you do it? you don’t know? well maybe you’ll let me see for myself, how’s that sound pretty? what, of course i’m joking.”

best friend who notices you soaking a wet patch through the front of your sweats, instructing you to take them off

“why have you got your thighs pressed together so tightly? what are you hiding? let me see. aww, that’s so cute. are you turned on or something? from what. are you some type of slut? i didn’t even say anything to you for real. you always make innocent things so filthy. i didn’t say anything like that. i’m being mean?you’re calling me mean? after you just made up these lies about me. i don’t have to be nice to you, i could leave and go back to my place instead of taking care of you. shh it’s ok, it’s ok, you don’t have to cry pretty. now here, you’re gonna get sick if you leave them on. you might as well take them off, you’re gonna mess up my couch. i’m only looking out for you, they’re gonna be uncomfortable when they get cold.”

best friend who sits you down on their lap with your back to their chest in just your boxers and hoodie. feeling them rub circles in your thighs and pinch your nipples.

“i know you’re probably freezing without any pants on, come sit up here. i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. i’ll keep us both warm. what, no, i’m only rubbing to keep you warm. no, there’s no other way, i have to keep pinching them because you’re dozing off during the movie. how could you fall asleep in the middle of it? you’re the one that picked it, i wouldn’t really be happy if you did.”

best friend who sighs in faux annoyance noticing you soaked the front of your boxers, instructing you to take those off too with a huff

“ really? you did it again? seriously, what’s wrong with you. all weird over some friendly touching. i did not touch you like that, what do mean i did this on purpose. are you crazy? why would i ever do something like this on purpose? why would i intentionally risk messing up my couch or my pants? you might as well take those off too. it’s the same thing as your pants. you’re not gonna like them when they get cold. i wouldn’t want you being uncomfortable for no reason.”

best friend who sneaks their hand in between your thighs, pressing their fingers against your clit

“i’m not doing anything, you’re making it all up. you literally just put my hand down there. i’m only doing what you wanted me to do. you didn’t need to say you wanted me to do this. you put my hand here. you’re my best friend, how could i ever say no to you?”

best friend who laughs at you as you squirm and cry out from the heightened sense of pleasure

“is this movie seriously what turns you on? are you sure it’s not the movie? i don’t knowww, i’m not even doing anything to you really. listen to how wet you are. sit still, you can’t hear it properly if you’re moving around so much. shhh this is the good part, you’re gonna miss it if you keep making all those noises. i can’t even hear it over all the sounds you’re making.”

best friend who keeps going long after you’ve made a mess of their lower half and you’ve tried to pull their hand away

“you can’t be possibly be finished yet, we just started. give me one more, you can do one more. stop whining about it, i know your body better than you know your body. i thought you were tough, you beat me and now i’m trying to give you your reward and you’re complaining. move your hands, don’t touch mine again. i can’t believe you. when did my best friend turn into such an ungrateful brat. you’re really hurting my feelings, i think you should apologize to me. yeah, you should and we’re gonna keep going pretty, until i think i can forgive you for being so rude to me.”

best friend who lets you clean their fingers off and relax into them as you doze off

“thereee we go, open up, stick your tongue out. taste good doesn’t it? what do we say when we get rewards? good girl, you’re welcome! yes, of course you did an amazing job. see i knew you were going to enjoy the challenge. shhh, it’s ok, i know you’re sleepy pretty, just lie back. is this blanket warm enough? do you want me to turn the tv down? it’s ok, just close your eyes. i’ll be here when you wake up.”

[kivsyaka009]

aw, my back hurts

maybe tomorrow i'll drop a full one

sorry

[5dimensionul]

hehehehahahah

[the-purple-auxiliatrix]

if god loved me this is all homestuck would be about actually

[punishpet]

when your domme plays around with you for hours speaking sweetly about what she’s gonna do to you, lightly caressing your body. Until every thought leaves your head and your helplessly sliding your clit up and down her leg, “oh my pets a little impatient is she” as she lifts her leg pressing it harder against your clit “it’s okay grind on me baby”. You begin to helplessly grind and grind against her leg, she lifts her shirt up and gently guides your face towards her breast and you supplely latch on. The caresses turn to groping playing with your ass and breasts playing with your nips as it drives you crazy. Your grip upon her shirt tightens as you begin to pull your clit harder and harder against her thigh, your knee nestles into her crotch and she stutters to the unexpected pleasure “good girl, just like that”. She plays with you and you grind on her more and more until you cum, deflating sprawling on the bed next to her, “good girl, you did such a good job for mommy”

(I use the term clit for both trans girls and cis girls, love all of you<3)

[hic-daily]

Todays Her Imperious Condescension is:

Me.

Specifically, my cosplay of her from 2022 (it’s an actual wet suit!) and my fiancé as mindfang! Doing a rupaul audio!

don’t talk about the fact I wasn’t fully grey I’m a sweaty woman ok

[kabutoden]

Oh no the condesensencion

OH NO!!!!!!!!

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Catholics when someone suggests people are "individuals"

[yanyan-stuck]

something with the condesce and a tealblood reader whos a legislacerator? tyy i love your work :)

Yandere Condesce with a Legislacerator S/O

-She would still kidnap you. If you weren't a fan of your job, then that's good for you. If you were a fan of your job as a legislacerator, it does put you in a difficult position.

-If you were to attempt to fight with her on the fact that you need to keep working for some reason or another, she's simply command you to stop.

-If you don't listen, she would be a little pissed that you aren't willing to submit and obey her every command. She'd keep you locked up alone until you begged for her to come back, even if you could never look at an Alternian law again.

-If you were to drop it immediately though, she might go through a little bit of effort to get you some kind of simple task that's similar enough.

-She would not be above forming an on-ship mock courtblock. She would simply order you to work there, instead of your old courtblock in front of his honorable tyranny.

-Of course, all of the people here would already be known as guilty, but she would let you have your fun in trying to prove that they could not be innocent. However, she wouldn't let you be strictly professional, most of your trials will have to take place while she's cuddling you or holding you on her lap.

[seeingstarzz]

ig derse is good for one thing, if we didnt have derse who would be killing our heros?

[the-purple-auxiliatrix]

POV: you’re a lowblood and see this in the woods and know it’s over (you’re about to be turned into shredded chicken quesadilla)

still a WIP

[inheritedgnostic]

☞ cannNNOT believe that hic has a gruumblr buut cannt come to alternnia sometimes wtf is she doinng up there ☜

[punishpet]

if your gonna speak to me atleast be condescending about it