#w33d

[sillylittlekittyx3]

:3c

[he11okitt33]

sum w33d friendly blingeez ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚

[halfwashedgooch]

best friend who challenges you to see who has a higher tolerance but you don’t think you remember them taking more than 1 hit

“there’s no way you have any chance of beating me, i can out smoke you any day pretty. what are you talking about? this is like my 4th hit, i swear.”

best friend who watches you take hit after hit, not even trying to stop you. just smiling, watching you become more and more dazed

“i think you actually did it pretty! you should take a celebratory b0ng hit. what do you mean your head feels funny? you just jumped up too quickly when i said you won. yes, i do think you’re being silly, you’re fine.”

best friend who uses your impaired sense of judgment to their advantage.

“come sit up here near me, you can relax ya know. i won’t bite unless you let me. it’s a joke — i’m joking pretty, i promise. you should unzip your hoodie, it’s so hot in here. i really don’t think you need it. fine, if you don’t want to take it off you can just leave it unzipped.”

best friend who speaks sweetly, whispering lewd thoughts and promises in your ear, watching as your brain leaks out your ear and you slowly become increasingly pliant in their hands.

“have i ever told you how pretty your eyes are? especially when they’re all low and glassy like that. i think you would look so pretty on your knees looking up at me, don’t you think so too? do you tremble like this when you cum? do you get all teary eyed when you do it? you don’t know? well maybe you’ll let me see for myself, how’s that sound pretty? what, of course i’m joking.”

best friend who notices you soaking a wet patch through the front of your sweats, instructing you to take them off

“why have you got your thighs pressed together so tightly? what are you hiding? let me see. aww, that’s so cute. are you turned on or something? from what. are you some type of slut? i didn’t even say anything to you for real. you always make innocent things so filthy. i didn’t say anything like that. i’m being mean?you’re calling me mean? after you just made up these lies about me. i don’t have to be nice to you, i could leave and go back to my place instead of taking care of you. shh it’s ok, it’s ok, you don’t have to cry pretty. now here, you’re gonna get sick if you leave them on. you might as well take them off, you’re gonna mess up my couch. i’m only looking out for you, they’re gonna be uncomfortable when they get cold.”

best friend who sits you down on their lap with your back to their chest in just your boxers and hoodie. feeling them rub circles in your thighs and pinch your nipples.

“i know you’re probably freezing without any pants on, come sit up here. i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. i’ll keep us both warm. what, no, i’m only rubbing to keep you warm. no, there’s no other way, i have to keep pinching them because you’re dozing off during the movie. how could you fall asleep in the middle of it? you’re the one that picked it, i wouldn’t really be happy if you did.”

best friend who sighs in faux annoyance noticing you soaked the front of your boxers, instructing you to take those off too with a huff

“ really? you did it again? seriously, what’s wrong with you. all weird over some friendly touching. i did not touch you like that, what do mean i did this on purpose. are you crazy? why would i ever do something like this on purpose? why would i intentionally risk messing up my couch or my pants? you might as well take those off too. it’s the same thing as your pants. you’re not gonna like them when they get cold. i wouldn’t want you being uncomfortable for no reason.”

best friend who sneaks their hand in between your thighs, pressing their fingers against your clit

“i’m not doing anything, you’re making it all up. you literally just put my hand down there. i’m only doing what you wanted me to do. you didn’t need to say you wanted me to do this. you put my hand here. you’re my best friend, how could i ever say no to you?”

best friend who laughs at you as you squirm and cry out from the heightened sense of pleasure

“is this movie seriously what turns you on? are you sure it’s not the movie? i don’t knowww, i’m not even doing anything to you really. listen to how wet you are. sit still, you can’t hear it properly if you’re moving around so much. shhh this is the good part, you’re gonna miss it if you keep making all those noises. i can’t even hear it over all the sounds you’re making.”

best friend who keeps going long after you’ve made a mess of their lower half and you’ve tried to pull their hand away

“you can’t be possibly be finished yet, we just started. give me one more, you can do one more. stop whining about it, i know your body better than you know your body. i thought you were tough, you beat me and now i’m trying to give you your reward and you’re complaining. move your hands, don’t touch mine again. i can’t believe you. when did my best friend turn into such an ungrateful brat. you’re really hurting my feelings, i think you should apologize to me. yeah, you should and we’re gonna keep going pretty, until i think i can forgive you for being so rude to me.”

best friend who lets you clean their fingers off and relax into them as you doze off

“thereee we go, open up, stick your tongue out. taste good doesn’t it? what do we say when we get rewards? good girl, you’re welcome! yes, of course you did an amazing job. see i knew you were going to enjoy the challenge. shhh, it’s ok, i know you’re sleepy pretty, just lie back. is this blanket warm enough? do you want me to turn the tv down? it’s ok, just close your eyes. i’ll be here when you wake up.”

[3m0g1rlyyy]

[usagiii666]

would you smoke if I passed you the blunt??? :p

[drugsneko]

kuromi offers u the blunt, do u take it?

[lumi-plays]

Couldn’t find one so I made one ! Hehe!

[annaneverstops]

“you won’t vape but you’ll drink continuously, starve yourself, and do drugs?”

yeah pretty much

[r1pp3dr1bs]

being a teenager is miserable

[3m0g1rlyyy]

real

[cherryredvxn]

🍃😩🥵

[ilovetheideaofu]

How is the whole subsection of the Bill fandom that is so anti-cannabis holding up after the release of The Crow trailer? 💀

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sorry I’m still not over it 🤷‍♀️

[prettypinkpainting]

You cannot tell me that they wouldn't do this and then talk shit about other Overlords together!

[r1pp3dr1bs]

god i love weed

makes me not wanna kms

[dolleyeddoe]

Highhhh

Both got incredibly high and cuddling and kissing. I sucked on his fingers, licked on his neck, grinded against him and shook while breathing hard. He said, “Do you know what would be hot? If you were my fleshlight”

Then he whispers, “nothing but vagina” and proceeded to tell me to bend over, putting a blanket over my head and leaving my ass and pussy exposed then he began eating me out WHILE I WAS ON MY PERIOD IT FELT SO NICE.

I kept moaning and squeaking then he pushed deep into me then took it out again to keep licking, pulling my lips apart and licking more… then he stuck his cock inside and went to town on me. No words exchanged just his heavy breathing and my sweet moans as he whispered to me while laying loyally on top of me, his mouth right next to my ear and I could feel his breaths and sighs, “best pussy in the world”

I moaned and said “Yeah master you have the best dick in the whole world.” We lasted so long just fucking like that. He held me down, by my neck, my head, and obliterated me. Then he pulled out after a while and came on my ass and lower back, painting me. He went absolutely balls deep and could feel my cervix bc my pussy wouldn’t let him go