#homestuck x you

[maid-of-time-writes]

Absolutely love the way you wrote eridan omg!!😩 Do you have any general relationship headcanons for him?

Oh wow, people actually liked the Eridan hc’s!

I could try general hc’s, tho I won’t guarantee they will be great TwT

————————————

General Eridan Relationship Headcanons

————————————

* This relationship would most likely take a lot of time and effort, Eridan’s personality is full of false bravado and colorful insults but since he genuinely loves you he would try his best to tone it down and be better about it.

* He’ll try to change himself for the better, learning how to be more genuine and just nicer in general, it’s hard but he’ll do it for you.

* At first he may act high and mighty if you’re a land-dweller. He acts as if he’s doing you a favor, as if you need to bask in his presence.. though slowly but surely he’ll warm up to you and realize that you may not be so different after all.

* When his mask breaks and you can genuinely trust each other he’ll start showing that he’s excited- yet apprehensive. He doesn’t know how this will go and that worries him, but with your help he’ll pull through.

* Like in the cuddle headcanons, he absolutely loves ranting about his interests and being genuine for once. It feels good to let down his walls and actually talk to somebody who cares about him. Of course he’d listen to your interests too, absolutely lovestruck and gazing at you (or the text on the screen, depending if it’s in person or not) with heart eyes, resting his head on his hands and leaning in on the table listening to your every word.

* He tries not to make everything about him, wanting to make you feel wanted too. If you want to do something with him then he’ll do it, dates are very frequent with the both of you typically choosing where to go.

* Of course he still occasionally acts “holier-than-thou” but now it feels.. less defensive, and if you were to point it out and joke about it he would only get flustered, not genuinely angry because now he trusts you.

* I love the whole “Eridan gets flustered over liking things” scenario but I also absolutely love exploring how it would feel to Eridan if he genuinely could trust someone, if he could let the walls he’s built up his whole life down around a single person who’s done nothing but love and care for him, and for that he would be eternally grateful even if he doesn’t show it.

* This dude is super clingy omg

* Whenever you two go out he will be holding your hand the entire time as a subtle way of saying “fuck off I’m dating them”

* He’ll also get jealous easily rip </3

* If anyone tries to flirt with you he’ll get super defensive about it, the troll would know not to mess with him after that though seeing as he’s a fucking Violet blood (which omg that sounds terrifying now that I’m thinking about it)

* As a violet blood he’s very loyal to you, willing to go through hell and back to keep you safe.

* He’s so happy that he met you, he can’t believe someone as amazing as you is his s/o <3

————————————

I don’t feel 100% confident about this TwT might’ve gone a bit too far with the “trust” thing. If you have any criticism or advice please let me know!

[insertmesoftly]

Short Officer Troll Reader x Wild Gamzee (+ NSFT Headcanon)

You're a troll enforcer of sorts, tasked with 'taking care' of out-of-control trolls who are a menace to the populace of whichever company/workplace that needs it. You got a case about a giant troll, suspected to be a low blood due to the area, skulking through an old factory and claiming victims that work in the new building next door.

You gear up and begin working on trying to trace him. The job's not hard, as there is a trail of empty, dried pie pans littered about, leading you down deep inside the rusty walls. You're now in the basement, on high alert.

It's messy, with walls smeared in colorful blood depicting archaic looking doodles of stick figures and clown faces. This rings alarm bells for you; a purple-blood is TERRIFYING to deal with by yourself. You NEED to get out-

A low, rumbling noise. Like the broken, crackling purr of an old engine revving.

"OOooOH! LoOks LIkE I GoT A VIsItOr!

He's here-

Behind you.

You're afraid to turn around but you force yourself to. There's still a chance to run if you can slip past him-

Even in the darkness, you can tell he's…. Huge. Skinny, but intimidating as he looms a bit closer. There's a glint from his teeth as he continues talking.

"MoTHErFuCKIng GREAT. A MoTHERfUCKEr WAs AbOUt To NeED to GeT SOmeONE SoOn AnYWaYS."

He takes a step. The shadows slowly spill from him, giving you more details thanks to the low light in the room. His dirty clothes.

Another step.

His shaggy hair.

Another.

His distorted face.

A smile contorted with low eyes that looked tired even under his makeup.

The already distorted smile became more ugly as he met your eyes. He lifted a hand to his cheek, scratching it and smudging it more.

"WOaH." A hoarse laugh erupted from his chest. "AND yOu’rE CuTe! FuCKiNg sCorE!"

You didn't like the turn in his expression. His eyes glinted with excitement and his breathing had gotten rougher. You HAD to get out.

You got your weapon. He laughed again and licked his lips.

"MmmMmM, GReAT." He’s once again moving towards you, teeth showing, arms outstretched. "I WaNt yOu tO SqUIRm.'

~

Cut to Gamzee picking you up and fucking you from behind against the wall, both feet of the ground as he grunts in your ear, screaming and growling and laughing as he tells you how grateful he is for the help in 'taking the edge off'. How lucky he is YOU found him. How you may keep struggling and crying but he’s NOT LETTING YOU GO, he grips your thighs so hard it pierces the skin at the very thought of being without you again. You’re too good, too fun, the perfect new substitute for a good time :o)

~

Gamzee NSFW Headcanon:

Man def loves swapping spit, like he fucking DROOLS into his kisses. The sloppiest of make outs, even giving you Sopor by forcing your mouth open and dripping it from his mouth in like some fucked up momma-bird-feeding-her-chicks kinda way; he gets a kick out of doing it. He wants you to swallow everything he gives, from his mouth to his bulge, just like he slurps up yours.

[ashepixie]

Since I've been in a Homestuck mood lately, anyone have any Homestuck character x Reader prompts? Nsfw or otherwise.

[ccyanideapples]

Is slow dancing with your bro gay

[abessive-art]

NEPREZI NATION 🗣🗣🗣

[zan0tix]

Guess what longspanning manga anime and movie franchise ive been watching

[poxxxum]

So I got obsessed w a certain song for a short period there....

[stimpry]

erigam moirails is the best ship in homestuck. sue me. random BS doodles below cut. slop warning

[boobstrider]

I try to draw them seriously, I really do. but then I spiral out of control.

[iknaenmal]

hi i put alluka in homestuck

[maid-of-time-writes]

could i have some dave / reader hcs pls :3

Omg!! I’m super glad people are interested in my writing!! I don’t rlly know what you want specifically so I’m just going to do general Dave hcs :D

———————

Dave / Reader General Headcanons

———————

* He absolutely loves spending time with you doing anything

* From gaming to simply chatting about random things you both are interested in, he’ll enjoy every second with you

* He’s probably the type to remember random facts about you, or things you comment on and he’ll randomly act accordingly, like if you comment on wanting a random item he’ll get it or if you mention your birthday even once his brain will immediately be like “write that down- write that down!”

* He loves listening to you talk. You can go on for hours about something that he won’t understand at all and he’ll just stare at you lovingly.

* He also loves teasing you.

* You aren’t safe from his flirting or teasing, he will make you blush and he will laugh when you do it (not because he’s mean but because it’s cute).

* Stuff like physical affection is super new and weird to him, but he’ll try to get used to it if you’re big on hugs and stuff, just take it one step at a time.

* He loves banter and just making witty comments, he loves the flow of a conversation between two people who understand each other.

* Definitely see him making songs for you, he wants you to know how much he loves you outside of affectionate words, and this is his way of showing it (though he may keep the songs between you and him, he doesn’t want anyone else knowing he’s secretly a sappy dumbass under his cool persona)

* I feel like he would sometimes call you over just to peck you on the nose or something and walk away as if it didn’t happen

* Very smooth when it comes to sweet talk and smooth moves™️

* Like if you slip and the thing you’re holding falls out of your hands he’ll easily catch you by the waist and casually catch the random thing you’re holding, he’ll have a smug expression all while doing it too.

* He probably stares a lot because he absolutely adores you and still doesn’t know how he was able to get someone this amazing

* He loves you no matter what, and he will always be your personal knight <3

[mackerel08]

movie marathon

[ganag]

3

[popcrackalackin]

evil yaoi panel edits

guys wheres the part in hsbc when dirk and john have an ULTIMATE bloody anime battle whilst also PASSIONATELY and HATEFULLY making out mid fight and then after they lick the blood off each other!!!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: That dream you had is very interesting, Dave.

ROSE: Freud would say it's indicative of intense sexual repression due to dealing with your brother so often, and having little physical freedom.

ROSE: Although Jung would say that it has nothing to do with sex, and simply indicates that you want to be a person with more of a purpose in life.

ROSE: Then Freud would say, "No, that's stupid. Purpose is so vague and hardly means anything about the patient or the dream. The interpretation of the genital fixation makes far more sense."

ROSE: Then Jung would retaliate with, "Not everything is about sex, you idiot! He's a teenager! How much could unconscious sexual desires affect him? And purpose just means that there is a lack of direction in his life. He wants something to do, something to strive for! Shouldn't we try to help him find that purpose instead of just attributing everything to this reductive view of human psychology?"

ROSE: Then Freud would go, "Perhaps you're right. But you can't deny that something is being repressed here. Maybe not sexual desire, but there is certainly a desire for something other than purpose."

ROSE: Then Jung would say, "Not really. What else could it be? Love? That's just an offshoot of sex in your view. I don't get what it could be at all."

ROSE: Freud would nod sternly and say, "Perhaps the patient desires connection. Not necessarily closely tied to purpose, but connection to others in the world is something he needs. That's what the globes in the dream represent. Connection to the world, something other than the living space he is stuck in. That's certainly a major effect of having no mother figure in childhood."

DAVE: rose

ROSE: Jung would sigh and say, "Connection. I see. Maybe that's something we all desire innately. We need to connect to each other and the world in order to understand what we need to do."

ROSE: Freud would take a step towards Jung and reach out a hand, saying, "Jung. We disagree so often that it feels there is no connection in the world. But I know we know each other. We can understand what we mean. If we all desire connection, that includes you and me. Let's try to connect more with each other, okay?"

DAVE: rose

ROSE: Jung would take Freud's hand and pull him close to his face, just inches apart from each other, and softly whisper, "Freud, you know that when I disagree with you, it's more because I envy you. I want to connect with you more, we can satisfy our... deepest desires, as you say... and become the ideal people we want to be if we are closer."

DAVE: ROSE

ROSE: What?

DAVE: shut up

DAVE: i did not sign up for your psychologist fanfiction

DAVE: tell me if im gay or not

[flamingfoxninja]

People making Jace and Porter into a toxic hate fueled fucked up couple and not realizing they are just Pitch Shipping them as Kismesises is the funniest thing to me