#homestuck x you

[insertmesoftly]

Short Officer Troll Reader x Wild Gamzee (+ NSFT Headcanon)

You're a troll enforcer of sorts, tasked with 'taking care' of out-of-control trolls who are a menace to the populace of whichever company/workplace that needs it. You got a case about a giant troll, suspected to be a low blood due to the area, skulking through an old factory and claiming victims that work in the new building next door.

You gear up and begin working on trying to trace him. The job's not hard, as there is a trail of empty, dried pie pans littered about, leading you down deep inside the rusty walls. You're now in the basement, on high alert.

It's messy, with walls smeared in colorful blood depicting archaic looking doodles of stick figures and clown faces. This rings alarm bells for you; a purple-blood is TERRIFYING to deal with by yourself. You NEED to get out-

A low, rumbling noise. Like the broken, crackling purr of an old engine revving.

"OOooOH! LoOks LIkE I GoT A VIsItOr!

He's here-

Behind you.

You're afraid to turn around but you force yourself to. There's still a chance to run if you can slip past him-

Even in the darkness, you can tell he's…. Huge. Skinny, but intimidating as he looms a bit closer. There's a glint from his teeth as he continues talking.

"MoTHErFuCKIng GREAT. A MoTHERfUCKEr WAs AbOUt To NeED to GeT SOmeONE SoOn AnYWaYS."

He takes a step. The shadows slowly spill from him, giving you more details thanks to the low light in the room. His dirty clothes.

Another step.

His shaggy hair.

Another.

His distorted face.

A smile contorted with low eyes that looked tired even under his makeup.

The already distorted smile became more ugly as he met your eyes. He lifted a hand to his cheek, scratching it and smudging it more.

"WOaH." A hoarse laugh erupted from his chest. "AND yOu’rE CuTe! FuCKiNg sCorE!"

You didn't like the turn in his expression. His eyes glinted with excitement and his breathing had gotten rougher. You HAD to get out.

You got your weapon. He laughed again and licked his lips.

"MmmMmM, GReAT." He’s once again moving towards you, teeth showing, arms outstretched. "I WaNt yOu tO SqUIRm.'

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Cut to Gamzee picking you up and fucking you from behind against the wall, both feet of the ground as he grunts in your ear, screaming and growling and laughing as he tells you how grateful he is for the help in 'taking the edge off'. How lucky he is YOU found him. How you may keep struggling and crying but he’s NOT LETTING YOU GO, he grips your thighs so hard it pierces the skin at the very thought of being without you again. You’re too good, too fun, the perfect new substitute for a good time :o)

~

Gamzee NSFW Headcanon:

Man def loves swapping spit, like he fucking DROOLS into his kisses. The sloppiest of make outs, even giving you Sopor by forcing your mouth open and dripping it from his mouth in like some fucked up momma-bird-feeding-her-chicks kinda way; he gets a kick out of doing it. He wants you to swallow everything he gives, from his mouth to his bulge, just like he slurps up yours.

[maid-of-time-writes]

i was one of the ppl that asked 4 john/male reader and 2 be more specific i want a cis male reader insert whos clingy and makes rlly cringe jokes alot

pls and ty

Auuugghhhh sorry I haven’t been writing much!!! Kinda got distracted and ended up not doing much so I may be a bit more slow with everything

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John x Reader who’s clingy and makes cringe jokes

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* As the resident jokester John would LOVE your jokes, he may poke fun at them sometimes but it’s lighthearted and he ends up laughing anyway.

* He’ll also add onto your jokes, making them even cringier and full of references to movies but he doesn’t care, he’s having fun with you and that’s all that matters!

* If any of his friends poked fun at the two of you he would roll his eyes and start bantering with them, holding your hand while doing so.

* He doesn’t mind your clinginess, it’s part of what makes you- well- you! And he loves you!!!

* You guys always have SOME sort of physical contact, he isn’t uncomfortable with PDA, he loves you and the world should know it!!!

* He loves cuddling and hugging you, especially while you both joke and talk about random stuff

* You both are literally just two peas in a pod

* As mentioned in a previous post jokes are VERY important for him, so he definitely enjoys your jokes!

* He absolutely adores you and will always let you know <3

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I’m so sorry this feels too short TwT didn’t really know what to write

[ashepixie]

Since I've been in a Homestuck mood lately, anyone have any Homestuck character x Reader prompts? Nsfw or otherwise.

[stimpry]

a little out of character but i think thats ok.

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

They will die together one day in one another's arms 😊🫂💞

[ccyanideapples]

Is slow dancing with your bro gay

[ganag]

27

[aradidnt]

they will never take u away from me vrisrosesprite

[abessive-art]

NEPREZI NATION 🗣🗣🗣

[zan0tix]

Guess what longspanning manga anime and movie franchise ive been watching

[poxxxum]

So I got obsessed w a certain song for a short period there....

[dudoserswag]

I depend on you <3

[boobstrider]

I try to draw them seriously, I really do. but then I spiral out of control.

[iknaenmal]

hi i put alluka in homestuck

[stimpry]

guess which ones the freak and which ones the moirail (hint its both)

[mackerel08]

movie marathon