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[fanaticsnail]

FUCK ME SNAIL!

Donquixote Rosinante: Winter Soldier AU

I am frothing at the mouth over this idea because he deserved so much better than death

not saying that being a winter soldier is better but at least he wouldn't be dead

I am deceased 💀

KNOW THAT I WANT TO WRITE IT SO BAD, HONEY BEE. I know it'd be a lot of work, but I can just hear the little:

"Cora-san?" Law asks with wide eyes, taking a step back and staring up in horror and awe at the man he once knew. His lip shudders at the anguish and pain the ghostly shell of familiarity overcame him at the man before him.

"Who the fuck is 'Cora-san'?" The man clad in black asks coldly before resuming his onslaught of bullets and deflecting attacks from the Heart Pirates rising to their captain's defence.

The voice rang in his mind, causing Law to focus on the tinea whistle recalling him to his youth. Bepo shaking his shoulders while protecting him from harms way did nothing to break him out of his visage. All he could see in place of the man striding towards him with heavy foot-falls was a single phrase that haunted him to this day.

"Leave him alone. He is free." Before a flurry of bullets punctured his minds eye.

Bepo was struck away from his captain with a single whipped gun-lash. A captain who was too distracted by sitting in his memory to notice. A captain who's eyes were now focussed on the black leather military pants in front of his sitting position.

"I'm... I'm your friend," Law tried one final time, peering up at the blonde man who began reaching for him through eyes that reflected nothing but emotionlessness.

"You're my mission, nothing more."

JUST RAAAAAAAAAA. I don't know what to do with this plot swirling around in my head. Do we want it to be a reader fic, or a truly Canon divergent fic focussed on these two meeting up again? There are so many scenes I could write. The "I knew him" before another mind wipe. My gosh. Can you imagine??

[vall-kyu-artbook]

Concept Art

Been throwing around some ideas for a new OC for the Mimipon blog. Just a minor character, but I really wanted to work with Cradily. So I threw some ideas around and drew up this one.

I ended up making them a fusion with Cursola. But the more I think about it, the more I wonder if I should have stayed pure Cradily. As I am not sure about the 'head' here. It hasn't came out too well n my mind. But I am not sure what else to try.

Anyways, I wanted to share t, just to get more art up. If anyone has any comments that would be much appreciated.

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[the-goddess-of-gays]

I need a fic where Nico attempts to explain his sexuality to Hazel without realising that she's even more bewildered by modern-day terminology than he is

Nico: Hazel... I'm gay. Hazel: Are you sure? Because you seem kind of depressed, actually. Nico: Nico: Hazel–

some similar conversations would include:

Percy: There's no excuse for homophobia! Hazel: Why would you be afraid of homo sapiens? Percy: ??? Piper: Hey, Hazel, are you queer? Hazel: Well, I'm a demigod. Of course I'm queer. Piper: *meant lgbtq* ...what? Hazel: *meant weird/peculiar* What? Frank: Hazel, you're an ally, right? Hazel: *offended* Did you think I might be a Nazi? Frank: What? No, I– Hazel: Are you a Nazi?! Frank: No! No, of– Hazel: *dramatically swoons*

[chloesimaginationthings]

Into the pit is FNAF’s own Coraline story..

[ruushes]

🗣️ pay ‼️🗣️ attention ‼️🗣️ to ‼️🗣️ him ‼️

[b1mb0b33]

an overthinkers need to be fucked stupid. like yes give me so much pleasure you fuck the thoughts out of my head

[nblm-tulipfield]

“am i bothering you?” no !!!! i really enjoy hearing you happy about your interests and you deserve to have someone who enjoys listening to you !!!!!

[moshaeu]

phainon and heroism

[magentasnail]

drawing is hard so i tried to illustrate my struggles as video game bosses

[sugusatodyke]

Why are you so embarrassed? It's normal to squirt. Maybe I should make you squirt over and over again so you get used to it. I'd love to see you so needy and make a mess all over yourself again and again. You can close your legs all you want, but I don't mind the extra work I have to go through to make you feel good!

[angel-archivist]

Hopelessly Devoted To You.

[wttcsms]

hey which pro athlete is freaky enough to fuck you from the back and film it; not just that, but with your okay, he’s posting it online. the video goes crazy the minute it gets posted; the sight of his thick cock ramming into your wet cunt has the internet mesmerized. all anyone can really see beyond that is the way your back is arched, sporting his jersey, his number on full display. everyone in the comments is begging for a name, thinking you two are amateur porn stars. the video (and you) becomes immortalized as “[team name] girl”. during a sports interview, the journalist is asking him if he’s aware of the video and the uprise of sales in his jerseys (from other hopefuls who wanna sport his jersey and leech off your notoriety by recreating ur video; no one is as good as the original obvi). he just grins at the camera and says “yeah. im familiar with it.”

[bixels]

In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.

He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!

You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).

Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!

But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!