#completely unbothered

[tategaminu]

Callum and Rayla marry one or two years after defeating Aaravos/end of Arc 2. Being shunned by her village‚ Callum wants her to have a royal title (it's what she deserves). They have a little ceremony with friends and family at the Moon Nexus and leave for their honeymoon of two years.

[mylittleredgirl]

love this lady btw. she’s in every c&c scene and i know nothing about her. completely unflappable in the face of Whatever The Hell. queen of just doing her job.

[zer0point5ive]

lawrence and adam post trap. or whatever you get it

[fullsaw]

terry backstory summed up

[maranull]

eepy

[weaimtomaim]

// Thinking about how Starscream definitely kept telling the Combaticons about the "terrible fate" that awaited them after they disobeyed him

and they were sitting there in their cells like "nothing could be worse than having to listen to you for such an extended period of time"

just flashing back to when they first met him after he got them out of the Detention Center, internally yelling NOT AGAIN!!!!!

[elioftheasphodel]

May I add:

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

[raestoned]

[king-of-havoc]

My cat startled me a bit cuz he's laying under my bed with just his little feets (and tail) peeking out and I completely forgot he was in here. Almost stepped on him too

[ryemiffie]

Guys.. Stan canonically writes fanfiction, presumably posting it to ao3.. I bet that man has got the ultimate author's curse notes

"Sorry I'm late to update guys! Got arrested by the federal government for stealing materials from them to rebuild an interdimensional portal to save my long lost twin brother! But hopefully things will be more consistent now that I'm done saving him!"

"My bad for this being so rushed, currently living through the literal apacolypse!"

"Didn't mean for this too take so long y'all, had to reread the whole fic to refresh my memory after getting my brain wiped to kill the demon who used to date my brother, y'all know how it is!"

[not-lock]

chews on your pant leg like an infant

Be careful to not rip it. These pants are good

[desertforged]

He's more surprised by the piercing than the form of Link's body - surprised and delighted. Bringing Link's legs up over his shoulder, Ganon wastes no time going in to tease at that piercing, tongue circling the ornament first before gliding between labia to taste him.

"You did not tell me you had a piercing there," he murmured, tilting his head up to meet Link's eyes as his tongue delved in again. Hands gripped at Link's thighs, black-painted nails digging lightly into his skin. Ganon let his tongue tease for a moment, prodding clit and piercing both before pulling back. "I did not expect such a charming little toy from you."

The blonde had allowed himself to be carried effortlessly, wrapping his arms around Ganon's neck and his legs firmly around him without complaint. As he was pressed against a sink countertop and felt the older man rut against him, a soft noise escaped him and he nodded in understanding of the other's care for him.

Link watched as Ganon lowered both himself and the hero's pants, then removed the last article of clothing that hid the gerudo's prize for his patience - a glistening cunt with a golden christina piercing.

He was nervous, to say the least - he hadn't told Ganon anything of his body, and he was worried it may turn him off - though his nerves were eased partially when lips were pressed lightly against pale skin and he lifted the skirt of his tunic up slightly.

[rocketbirdie]

i think cloud strife should have more stupid outfits to wear on the beach

[anxious-lee]

i think about this scene every goddamn day

[shrimpjuice]

Modern no-magic AU

After their second date, Sirius texts Remus in his dorm (shared with James, of course).

Sirius: I wish I kissed you.

He’s left on read. He sighs, running his hands down his face. Well, that’s it, he supposes.

Then, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it to Remus, who pulls him in by the collar and kisses him right on the lips.

“We’re neighbors,” Remus reminds him.

[better-call-mau1]

So...

Sabezra shippers, what are we thinking after Ahsoka episode 2?