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commanderfreddy · 4 months ago
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things i would put in code geass if i had wtitten code geass:
lelouch targeting a crowd of people with his geass to get out of his way/prep a battle zone or some shit one episode, and then in a later episode he needs to control a specific guy with his geass but uh oh! that guy was in the crowd and now lelouch cant do anything to him!
suzalulu in the gawain knightmare together
in an episodd after lelouch's geass becomes involuntary he goes to a burger place with shirley or something and hes like She Ask For No Pickles and his geass activates but then the giant robot battle ends up at the burger place and he has to use his geass to get the hysterical crowd to evacuate efficiently but oh no! he cant use his geass on the service worker who was compelled to not put pickles on shirleys burger and so they get stomped to death by a knightmares hooves in front of her and its all sad and fucked up and lelouch feels super guilty about asking for no pickles
v.v. get noid plushie
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veyronvenus · 5 months ago
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okay I kinda fw the stubble
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dndads Kelsey grammar really is the character of all time. She’s a teacher. She’s a boxer. She’s a gambling addict. She’s a plagiarist. She once had sex so bad she counted it as -1 on her body count then proceeded to join a bowling team with the guy. She loves crime shows. She has weight in all the right places (which is everywhere). She is a safe haven for teens who are not bisexual because that hasn’t been invented yet. She made a deal with an eldritch horror to help her with her encyclopedias. She even has vaguely homoerotic tension with a robot. What can’t she do?
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girlsdads · 6 months ago
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🥵😮‍💨
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haze-of-hyperfixations · 4 months ago
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wait, hold on.
"i need you to always be devout, and comply with this, or we'll all die in this, okay?" was right before Eurylochus went against orders to open the bag. and Odysseus was right, people died for it.
and Eurylochus doesn't go against a direct order after that. because he's learned what happens when he does.
but then Odysseus orders him to light up six torches, and he does it without question. because why would he question it? Odysseus knows what he's doing, of course he does.
then six men die. and Eurylochus is faced with the truth that there is no way to avoid tragedy. all paths lead to the same end. rebel against your captain, your friends die because of you. follow orders, your friends die because of you. there's no escaping the death that follows them, and Eurylochus always ends up with unintentional blood on his hands. he's exhausted.
"Ody, we're never gonna get to make it home, you know it's true."
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aladywithabat · 11 months ago
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cuddle pile
(individual joker pile and k crew pile under cut)
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beanghostprincess · 9 months ago
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They're choosing their numbers for their polycule
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libraryofgage · 8 months ago
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Scream AU
I've been possessed recently by a Steddie and Buckingham Scream AU, which means I haven't written much for my Tumblr fics hfjkds
Anyway, to make up for it, here's a little snippet of the Scream AU ;)
This snippet is clean, but the fic itself is, uh, very Dead Dove hfjsdk
Still, this snippet does include discussion of murder with vague descriptions and cursing
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“Have you heard about Tommy and Carol?”
Chrissy presses her lips together in a thin line, focusing more on the breeze passing over her than Jason’s friend, David, sitting a foot away from her. Jason’s arm is around her waist, encouraging her to lean against his shoulder for the twenty minute free period. 
On Jason’s right side, Steve Harrington is sitting with one leg on the bench and the other on the ground. It creates a space perfect for Robin Buckley to fit in. And she does. She slid into the spot like she owned it, and she’s now leaning back against Steve’s chest, a book in her hands that Steve reads over her shoulder. He never stops her when she turns the page, and Chrissy wonders if he’s actually even reading along.
Robin and Steve look good together. They fit as naturally as the sun that shines down on them, making Robin’s hair glint in a way Chrissy finds difficult to look away from.
“Yeah,” Jason says, shaking his head as he rubs circles on Chrissy’s waist with his thumb. “Fucking brutal, huh?”
“Dingus used to know them,” Robin says, her voice distracted as she turns the page. 
“Used to,” Steve stresses, frowning slightly as he looks away from the book. “Haven’t talked to them much lately. Jason’s the one who's been hanging out with them recently.”
“What happened?” Chrissy asks, getting the feeling she doesn’t actually want to know. Still, she hates the idea of being left out even more.
David grins at her and leans closer, ignoring the way Jason tugs Chrissy closer and glares. “They were both found dead this morning,” he says, his eyes wide and gleeful. “Tommy was floating in the pool, Carol hung from a tree, and both of them were gutted.”
“Gutted?” Chrissy asks.
“Ugh, spare us the details,” Robin says, putting the book down and looking at David with a bored expression. 
David doesn’t listen to her. “Yeah, gutted. Intestines and organs all falling out. Tommy’s were floating in the pool, though, made the water red and everything.”
A sick feeling stirs in Chrissy’s stomach, making her grimace as she looks away from David. She can’t help imagining the sight, nausea sweeping over her uncontrollably. “Dude!” Jason says, his loud voice making her wince. “Have some fucking class, yeah?”
“Sorry,” David says, raising his hands up and keeping his mouth shut for all of two seconds before saying, “I bet they were fucking.”
“What?” Steve asks, looking up at David like he’s stupid.
“You know,” David replies, “fucking. Everyone knows you shouldn’t fuck in a horror movie if you wanna live.”
“This isn’t a movie, dumbass,” Jason says, leaning even further into Chrissy’s space to flick David’s forehead.
“I’m just saying!” David says, rubbing at his forehead. “Everyone knows you shouldn’t have sex unless you wanna die. Look at Friday the 13th! Those counselors getting it on started the whole massacre.”
“So, what, some guy passed by Carol’s place, saw them fucking in the living room, and decided to get stab-happy?” Steve asks, his tone heavily implying David is, in fact, stupid beyond reason.
“Maybe he’s a horror movie aficionado.”
“Do you even know how to spell that word?” Steve asks.
“Do you?”
“How’d they even gut them?” Robin asks, her head falling back on Steve’s shoulder as she moves the subject along. Her neck stretches, and Chrissy focuses on following the line of it down to Robin’s shoulders to ride out the nausea. “Seems like overkill.”
“You cut them from the navel,” Steve says, his finger tapping against Robin’s knee as he looks across the courtyard. When Chrissy follows his gaze, she finds Eddie Munson sitting on a table, grinning at something one of his friends has said. “And I guess you’d go, like, side to side or something.”
Before he can say more, he grunts in pain, and Chrissy looks back to see Robin has roughly elbowed him in the ribs. “I said spare us the details, dingus,” she says, looking at him over her shoulder with a frown. Steve grins and raises his hands in surrender, shrugging once. Robin rolls her eyes and looks away. 
Her gaze lands on Chrissy and she gets up, brushing non-existent dust from her clothes before standing in front of Chrissy. “C’mon, let’s leave the boys to their gross talk,” she says, holding her hand out.
Without thinking, Chrissy accepts it, allowing herself to be pulled off the bench. Robin grins as she drops her hand, unaware that Chrissy is inexplicably missing the gentle warmth of her palm. “I’ll see you in class, Jason,” she says, waving before following Robin.
They’re half-way to the building when Robin says, “You should just tell them to shut up next time.”
Chrissy shrugs. “I don’t know. It was gross but easy to ignore,” she says. A few beats of silence pass before she adds, “You shouldn’t be so rough with Steve. He might think you don’t like him anymore.”
Robin falters, whipping her head around to look at Chrissy. “What?” she asks, her voice high and slightly strained.
It makes Chrissy think she’s stuck her nose where it doesn’t belong. She bites her bottom lip, watching as Robin’s eyes drop to the action before quickly rising again. “I just mean, well, he’s your boyfriend, right? You shouldn’t hurt him.”
Another beat of silence passes before Robin starts laughing so hard that she doubles over. She wheezes, holding her stomach and nearly losing strength in her legs before she calms down enough to stand up straight again. “We aren’t dating,” she says breathlessly, her cheeks flushed as she looks at Chrissy. “First of all, he’s way too high maintenance. Second of all, he’s only my platonic soulmate. We’re destined to be best friends. Nothing more. Third of all, I’m a gold star lesbian, Chrissy. I’m not exactly looking for dick.”
Oh. 
That’s…a lot to process. Chrissy blinks, letting everything run through her brain before she slowly nods. “Oh,” she says, her voice soft as she ducks through the door that Robin holds open for her. She waits just inside the school hall as Robin follows her in. “Sorry, I guess.”
“You’re okay with me being a lesbian?” Robin asks.
“Well, uh, are you gonna hit on me?” Chrissy asks back, making sure her tone is light and playful enough that Robin knows she’s joking.
Robin stares at her for a few seconds. “Only if you wanted me to,” she finally says, her tone surprisingly serious. Before Chrissy can respond, Robin smiles at her and easily changes the subject by saying, “Anyway, I’m kinda nervous after hearing the guys talk about Tommy and Carol.”
“Oh, yeah. It’s a little scary,” Chrissy says, her brain barely able to keep up with the change. “I’m not looking forward to being home alone tonight.”
“Want me to come over? I can bring a pizza and we can watch a movie,” Robin offers, her genuine smile telling Chrissy this isn’t a joke or some play on her comment about flirting.
It’s reassuring, actually. She wouldn’t want to invite Jason, since he’d look for reasons to have sex, and Robin is plenty nice. They’ve been hanging out more since she and Jason started dating. It was inevitable, really. Jason and Steve hang out because they’re on the basketball team together, so Robin and Chrissy would naturally cross paths.
“Yeah,” Chrissy says, her shoulders relaxing some as she smiles. “I’d appreciate that.”
“Totally,” Robin says, nodding once as her grin widens. “I’ll come over after work. I should be there around eight.”
Before Chrissy can say anything else, the bell rings, and she parts ways with Robin so she isn’t late to class.
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encycllia · 2 years ago
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im pretty sure this has been done before but ive been reading svsss recently and i REALLY needed to get it out of my chest
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hrgves · 11 months ago
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I've had absolutely no motivation recently except for the copious amounts of ghostsoap fics i've read this week so here's the result of that specific brainrot.
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laceratedlamiaceae · 1 year ago
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he's whittling himself a new dick because his usual strap-on is too big for Stede
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miumiumanzo · 11 months ago
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tomesode-mon
based on this
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hanamiyama-basketball-club · 8 months ago
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the more I think about it like. Smith had the whole thing in the boxing ring trying to convince Isami not to go charging out on his own even if he thought bringing other people would endanger them, bc nobody wants to just sit around and be saved. but considering what happened in the bad end and all (and only slightly less so this time around) he clearly just meant don't charge off alone without me.
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brucewaynehater101 · 6 months ago
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I hate Bruce and I hate Joker.
However, their relationship is so fucking compelling that it's maddening. I want them both to die.
This is a semi-rant, semi-analysis and most definitely not 100% correct. It's more speculation than concrete fact/characterization on Bruce's part.
Joker has a one-sided toxic obsession with Batman. He wants Bruce to beat the shit out of him before returning him to Arkham. He wants to watch as Bruce decends further and further into madness as he grips onto his moral code of "no killing" as if it's the last lifeline he has. Joker is kicking his feet giddy as he watches Batman make excuses after excuses of why every action of his BUT murder is justified. Bruce falls further and further into being an abusive asshole, and Joker is so fucking happy about it. How far can Joker push and torment the Dark Knight until he finally just snaps? It's such a delectable mystery and experiment that Joker is testing on Batman, the "hero" to save Gotham. How far will he fall? How far will he go?
Will killing his son finally cause him to cross the line? Paralyzing his friend's daughter (Barbara [Joker didn't know she was Batgirl])? Killing hundreds of people? What will cause Batman to finally stop Joker for good?
On the flip side, Batman despises Joker with all of his being. He wants nothing more than to obliterate that monster until he is nothing but ash. He can't, though. Is getting rid of Joker truly worth letting go of that final moral line?
At least, that's what Bruce tells himself. He tells himself that he throws Joker in Arkham, not in the Watchtower prisons or the phantom zone or other more secure facilities, because that's the morally correct decision. The court of law, even incorrectly, deduced Joker was legally insane. This, legally, makes Joker not responsible for his actions. It doesn't matter that any hack with a law book could see that Joker doesn't qualify for the insanity plea. It doesn't matter that Gotham's legal system is known for being corrupt. It doesn't matter that Joker breaks out frequently. Joker was declared insane.
Bruce doesn't change the status quo, and he tells himself this is the way it must be. He makes sure to tell everyone around him as well. It's the way it always has been and Bruce is too far into his mistakes to correct it now (if Bruce changes Joker's situation now, does that make all of Joker's victims Bruce's as well? Is he responsible for their deaths due to his negligence and, at times, protection of Joker?).
After a while, one starts to wonder why Batman won't come up with permanent solutions for Joker. He has contingency plans for every hero and villain out there. Unlike some of the other villains, Joker is easily accessible. Batman could lock him in a more secure prison, destroy his ability to commit crime (as he did to Jason), or kill him. He has options.
He doesn't utilize them, though. In fact, he's even brought Joker back to life a few times.
It makes one wonder if he keeps Joker around for selfish reasons. Does he want to feel useful? Does he want an avenue to express the anger and hate burning inside him? Is he too deep in past mistakes to admit his wrongs?
Anyways, fuck Bruce and fuck Joker. I hope they both rot in hell as the worst couple to exist (not talking about Lego Batman, though. They are pretty cute in that).
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awakefor48hours · 6 months ago
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Mark Grayson, most aromantic bisexual ever.
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soliusss · 11 months ago
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this thing has been in my wips for weeeeeks now. I keep coming up with cool alagadda ambassador designs but none of them fit its personality well enough. I have to do a billion more passes before I get there uhhhhgg. Also I need to redo the entire composition because it sucks and I need a billion references
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