#coming of age is 10

[trixstriforce]

i am once again glad my hc that hyrule's coming of age was not 18 and everyone who edits the link's ages up to fit our standards of adulthood r dumb

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[deargaz]

i do usually stick with the idea that simon’s got some insane stamina and can go for multiple rounds but something about simon being spent after one round is just so hilarious to me.

in his defense, your tight cunt’s, well, too greedy — sucking his poor cock into her until he’s all drained out and just laying limp on the bed, trying to catch his breath, fearing for his life too maybe.

“you’re tired?” you asked, the genuine innocence in your voice making him grumble, his hand gesturing you on top of him. not your fault, anyone would assume this big guy’s got more in his store.

“not really been doin’ all this before meetin’ you, love. don’t have the time in my job.” he panted softly, calloused hands gripping your hips as you settled on top of him.

“but you have time for me?” you smiled. his heart skipped a beat, and in that moment, he had decided that if he’d die like this, this was the best way.

“fuck, you’re gonna kill me.”

[oifaaa]

I will always make it my mission to remind people that Tim was actually 13 when he first became robin I refuse to let this boy get away with being infantalised further

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

resident evil body types... :3

[olessan]

[fishareglorious]

you are an avid floor ritualist fan. you go to this year's uluru competition. youngest champion charlotte o'hagan has come back to the scene after years of disappearing from the public eye and it is now her time for her performance in the finals. hundreds of old and new fans of her are screaming and cheering her on.

one of them who is cheering the loudest is... caroline motherfucking bartley, best internationally renowned floor ritualist of the century. also. a competitor to miss o'hagan.

she is still in her ritualist outfit and this woman is absolutely going buck fucking nutty in the stands with some young girl cheering charlotte o'hagan on.

[greennoobartist]

Always on my mind, forever in my heart <3

All art in this edit and Linked Universe by: @linkeduniverse ( @jojo56830 )

[etruski]

Now collecting internet comments where homophobes who are mad about their beloved franchises going “woke” make jokes that a gay person would make

[ann-chovi]

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[imina-cult-baby]

The disappointment i have when there isn't enough fics/posts of the jl fighting someone who can remove/take away their superpower

and when Shazam gets hit with it he just.... splits into like 6 kids (all below 17) (one is literally 7-9 yrs old) ( thats obv Darla)

yeah the JL def has questions

and most of the Shazam kids reaction is like "oh shit oh shit sHiTh SHIT SHIT SHIITTTT" for many reasons like 'oh shit we don't have our powers how are we gonna defeat this guy' and 'oh sHiT now they (the jl) know we're a kid/im a kid' wtf will happen now?!?!'' and also 'nope. nope I don't like this. it feels weird being separate/d (entities)' is also their reaction

and it take awhile (days actually) (don't ask why) to catch the superpower–removing villain and revert the effects so they're on this mission (roadtrip) with definitely mature and responsible children (read: menaces to society) that happens to be captain marvel

[confusedmothboy]

uh oh.

[tetras-stuff]

just remembered the dialogue after the first fade kiss when lavellan is like "im not the one who used tongue" and solas gets flustered and denies it vehemently only to admit it like 2 seconds later AND say "anyways my bad that was very impulsive we should stop"

like what was that. what did this mean.

[xviruserrorx]

It's imperative how small the Limbo kids are

[applepixls]

please please please can we come up with more popstar pun alter egos for hermits and friends

obviously theres ariana griande but i’d also like to propose scarbrina carpenter/sabrina scarpenter

(i saw an animatic of a clip from his stream where he wore his mcc christmas dress and he said sabrina carpenter stole his look)

and i think joel has a potential ABBA alter ego because honey song but im not sure…

please i want to see what other puns people can come up with

edit: I am intending to draw everyone as these alter-ego's so please attach an iconic outfit if you have one in mind >:)

edit edit: lmk (message or whatever you want) if you want to see the final master list and/or drawings and i’ll make sure you see it :]

[kindred-spirit-93]

athena!!

idk about yall but i think we all need more three piece suits in media. esp when athena is wearing them. for @sporadicallyanenthusiast :3

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athena is a lawyer who as part of her degree worked at the local library (community service kind of module)

after graduating continued to volunteer at the local school library

liked it so much and was so invested her masters degree was in education (something like how funding and infrastructure laws affect literacy rates. or something idk lol)

was a very kickass thesis *cough* she took courses and earned certificates and eventually was made head teacher (yas queen)

is a very very professional individual, strong leadership skills and always several steps ahead, earns her the respect and cooperation of her peers

isnt very social. always working little to no time for pleasantries and small talk. she is a good conversationalist tho, diplomatic and straight to the point. 'no funny business'.

outside of work she lives in a nice flat with her partner, a marine biologist who wants a pet shark named eugenie (after the iconic shark lady eugenie clark :D)

yes its pallas lol. they deserve to be happy okay (the only tragic romances here belong to apollo. sorry bro its for ur own good)

also they have a qpr and im leaving it at that. they dont limit the bond they share with each other by defining it. aww

pallas is kinda the polar opposite of athena, a social (aquatic) buttefly who does well with and enjoys the company of others, she values her space and alone time tho, esp if its with her lil owl

back to athena

believe it or not she prefers tea over coffee (pallas is the caffeine fiend) and fruits and nuts are her favourite things to snack on

savoury over sweet any day (pallas also has a catastrophic sweet tooth lol) and likes to do all sorts of needlework and fibre art in her spare time

their apartment is full of rugs and throw blankets and embroidery hoops fill the walls and many, many shelves

i will add more stuff by and by. for now enjoy :D

grey eyed athene (didnt like how it turned out lol so heres a closeup)

anything blue or thereabouts is from pallas hehe ;)