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🐛🎉🌻HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BERRY!!!💖🎉💐
WISH YOU TO EAT SO MUCH BAKED GOODS, TO FROLICK IN LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL WHIMSICAL PLACES, TO SEE MANY BEAUTIFUL CREECHURS AND TO ALWAYS HAVE FUN AND BE SILLY!!!!!
Hope you know how your aus and art inspires me and other people so much, hope you know how cool and fun and interesting you are and that i hope we`ll continue our silly shenanigans!!!!! LOV YOU AND SENDING MILLIONS YEARS OF LUCK AND LOVE ON YOUUUUUUUU💥💥💥💥💥💥💖💖💖💖💖💖
WOAH HOLD ON A BEETOL(ME) BROUGHT YOU A LITTOL BOUQET💐





Basyaaaaa you cant do that to meeee!!!!!
Basyaa this is so sweet IDBKSBSLSBWKWBSLSB hold on a minute im going to cry look at lil beetle you 💖💕💞💕💗💞💓 u make art for meeee?!?!?!?!?! Im sobbing
I AM HOLDING YOU AND SHAKING U AND TOSSING YOU IN THE AIR LIKE PIZZA DOUGH
U cant do this to me
Tge flowas are so pretty 😭😭😭
#i ramble#come on you are killing me#am shaking u like a snow globe#u cant just say so many nice things i cant deal with thattttt#i am laying on the fucking floor#to be fair i also had to take a minzte at work when i first saw that#i legit cried at work because of uuuuu /pos
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My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#odysseus#the ithaca saga#the odyssey#the hands that cradled you are covered in blood#but they cradled me yes?#something about odysseus coming home after 20 years only to see men trying to kill his son#yeah I would’ve murked them all too#that’s his baby no one better touch him
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
#Before anyone comes at me (mentally prepares for it anyway) I know Bruce does variants of this but a) it's pretty clear that most criminals#know Batman won't kill and that at most he'll just beat the crap out of you#b) the Batkids are kids and the things kids will do is way more unpredictable and they're terrifying#batman#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#personal#textpost#shitpost#roll call#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batpost
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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.
Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.
#I know Bludhaven’s not a country don’t come at me#i wanted him in Nightwing colours#this was a compromise#plus look how pretty he looks#you can’t blame me#he looks good in blue and black what can I say#so good#someone help me I’m so bisexual#acrobat dick grayson#dick grayson fanart#dick grayson#nightwing fanart#nightwing#dc robin#olympics#olympics 2024#dc x Olympics#because we all know Dick would kill it at the Olympics if he wanted to#how many jobs has that man had#gold medal at the Olympics is just one more on the list
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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side
#m/cc#mine#I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges#and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like#a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with#there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example#or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone#*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have#I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side#for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others#for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me#and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public#and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist#that's why there's so much awareness happening for it#but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people
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idia was an absolute treasure this update. you agree.
Idia really went "time for me to be a hero! but in, like, a super meta way" and if that isn't incredibly in-character then what is.
and of course we can't forget
I kinda hope he and Riddle get to do another game jam again sometime! it's nice to see them get along! and now they have, inexplicably...shared skills and interests???
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#the art will continue to be Like This until my brain recovers from this week#but also the fucking#the fucking fake game reboot#malleus trapped on the home screen going 'where am i'#the GACHA SUMMON#all of it absolutely destroyed me#this game is so stupid i love it so much#i could continue to list my favorite things but i would just be recounting the entire events of the update whoops#we haven't even gotten to phantom ortho making his grand re-appearance complete with song and dance number#not to mention riddle's EXTREME STUDY POWER#or his later EXTREME SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS POWER#ace: are we gonna talk about the fact that you literally TRIED TO KILL US and then you also literally ALMOST DIED#riddle: uh...um...thank you for your hard work?#(long pause)#trey and cater: ...this is actually really good coming from him. we'll take it
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more goofy-silly sabokoby ☺️
#one piece#sabo#koby#sakoboby#sabokoby#i like to think this is what predates my fox and the hound sabokoby…#in theory. its goes:#koby captures sabo. he reaps the reward and praise from the marines. he’s not too worried bc luffy will come#koby won’t have to watch them execute another one of luffys brothers. luffy will save him#and he’s waiting. and waiting. and then a marine says something like ‘hope we can actually kill this guy without straw hat#or one of his friends showing up’#and in the last minutes. it hits koby that’s HES the friend. isn’t he. he’s luffys friend whos supposed to save sabo. so he does. yippee#and stuff happens idk. luffys chilling tho. he’s like ‘nah he’ll be fine. koby is there’#also i want sabo to kiss koby on the execution platform but that is neither here nor there#i love you tumblr tags. thanks for listening to me
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"but you won't be there, damn gambler."
👊after 'rota fortunae'
#hsr fanart#aventurine#honkai fanart#dr ratio#hsr aventurine#ratiorine#honkai starrail#aventurine honkai star rail#riddle doodle#i rewatched it too many times and become obsessed#i am those that think maybe aventurine knew he would be killed but he did it for ratio anyway#because better to bring him to his humanity side than stay with an intelleron perhaps doomed to die#i love this fanart video it reminds me of the dread of 2.1 and us not knowing if aventurine is gonna come back or not#and he did in 2.2 but off screen which to me was a bit anticlimatic but hey its a game#all the other videos were like happy end or bittersweet but this one is like YAAAARGHHHHH bites you and then runs away which i love thank u#even the sea au its like welp at least feixiao is happy with those sea monsters!!!
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Come with Kong to Monkeyland!
Kong just wants to show his New Empire in Hollow Earth
My brain constantly nagging me to draw this as Kong:
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#kong#godzilla x kong#COME WITH ME TO MONKEYLANDDD!!!!#this is kong whenever he wants to invite Godzilla to his New Empire#I can see that Kong kinda wants to hang out with Goji cos he thinks they are friends now#Goji just kinda-ish doesn't kill him cos Mothra said: NO#so Goji tolerates it...#for now...#anyway are you happy now brain#i drew it#just for you#do not repost#my art
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You do not realize how much that meant to me. What you said to my mother. No one has ever stood up for me like that. Well, I will always stand up for you. Because I love you.
#pen is having all her dreams come true and she just can't quite believe it -- her little 'are you sure?' KILLS ME#bridgerton spoilers#bridgertonedit#bridgerton#polin#polinedit#colin bridgerton#mine#colin|penelope#k plus#luke newton#nicola coughlan#penelope bridgerton#penelope featherington#1k
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Local man desperately trying to stop the cycle before it gets to his kids (it’s already there)
#with great power comes You Are Still A Child. Be A Child. Do Not Kill This Part Of Yourself Because You Think I Won’t Love You If You Don’t#‘there comes a time when we all must grow up’ and that time has no obligation to come at 15#ninjago#lego ninjago#my art#lloyd garmadon#dragons rising#ninjago lloyd#ninjago sora#lloyd and sora have so many fuckinf parallels man I’m crazy#they keep doing the same things they keep being like each other#that’s his kind of daughter TO ME
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about illario working with the venatori, we can't forget that elgar'nan gifted him blood magic, so I do think that he somewhat influenced him and that's why he's so much more vindictive and jealous in comparison to tevinter nights. I don't mean that he's being mind controlled, but it's a bit like cyrian, a god just amplifying those negative emotions in you and promising power and glory can push a person to that edge and to make stupid af decisions.
im also not forgetting that zara line in inner demons where she talks about an envy demon. like. why an envy demon in specific...there's THINGS between zara and illario that were not shown
no literally if you get me talking about illario + envy + the possibility of getting him possessed, you will have me here for fucking ever. a non mage doing blood magic (any magic at all) is really weird and interesting to me and i don’t remember an example of this happening before (feel free to correct me tho lol. i’m discounting possessions and dwarves)
i had started wildly theorising after bloodbath that he had been possessed and he was tapping into the fade using an envy demon. especially like you said, zara mentions it, AND because i swear there’s a codex in the ossuary where it mentions an envy demon whereas spite is obviously determination, right? so i thought it was a breadcrumb trail to a big “illario is being influenced and doesn’t even know” reveal— same as you anon like great minds am i right— but i’m not sure there is actually any evidence of that lol. like maybe if you squint but i do believe it was explained away by “oh yeah, and elgarnan let him do special blood magic”
it does also make sense to me that illario can only control lucanis, due to being part of the same family. a bloodline thing, and it is very poetic to me that their shared family connection in caterina is what allows him to control lucanis, even for a moment lol. spite being the extra magical boost that lucanis needs to block that out ALSO makes sense to me so i’m not too fussed abt these details lol🤔
the envyllario in my heart also gets spectral weapons for himself. lucanis gets wings, illario gets talons, PLUS green-purple are complementary colors so it would have been really fun to see them clash with their spirit/demon-powers. the talon thing is also a kind of reflection of his end-goal desire, how envy demons already have those freaky hands, and it manifests as claws and is a much more aggressive, strength-augmenting manifestation (as opposed to manoeuvrability and speed-augmenting that spite’s wings give lucanis.) anyways that's what the diagram above is supposed to be (this is extremely hot to me)
#have been waiting all day to get out of work to draw what i have not stopped rotating in my head#also drawing is not totally clear yes that is lucanis using one hand to hold back illario trying to claw at him yayyyyyyy#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#my art#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#sorry. i was going to reply to this yesterday but my friend finished the lucanis questline#we were discussing this for a bit so the reply is a little more in depth and thought out#also both of the remaining dellamorte heirs both being possessed is fun to ME .#forget house dellamorte being cooked we HAVE to make sure they’re burning and smoking and potentially even on fire#i wish we got to make the crows actually confront what a possessed heir would mean#but that is largely overshadowed in the game by caterina’s kidnapping#and also feels underused because nothing of note goes terribly bad#he doesn’t even draw any blood when spite tries to kill illario#truly wish lucanispite would have gone out of control and killed someone. idk who tho#maybe. lol. jacobus come here. i need you to die tragically
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forever mourning how granada holmes never adapted the three garridebs. diabolical. unbelievable, even. 'if you had killed watson you would not have made it out of this room alive' but in brett's frightfully intense and low, biting, hissing voice. the violent, wild stare versus the gentle hand on watson's knee. all of that precarious control getting flung out the window. the humanity of it. gritting my teeth can you fucking imagine.
#we were ROBBED#no cause why does no one adapt the three garidebbs. it has The Scene. LIKE COME ONNN#if i got to watch jeremy brett Lose His Fucking Mind over watson getting shot i wouldve also lost my entire shit#like oh my god#jeremy brett's holmes is soo intense he wouldve been PERFECT. i can just imagine the wild stare 2 inches from the camera#ohhh my god#no cause sometimes i think about how granada was going to do reigate squires and it genuinely brings my mood down#IT WOULDVE. AUUCKK#im so pissed yall#im rewatching granada and its all i can think ablut#WHAT IF THEY HAD JEREMY BRETT HOLMES LOSE HIS SHIT OVER WATSON GETTING SHOT. CAN YOU IMAGINEEE#THE INTENSITY + THE GENTLENESS#💥💥💥💥💥💥🔨🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥💥🪓💥🪓💥⚰️⚰️💥🪓💥🪓#this is making me want to pick up that watson whump fic i was writing as part of sillage again#i need holmes to go crazy go stupid#'if you had killed watson you would not have made it out of this room alive' CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINEEE BRETT SAYING THAT#SOMEBODY SEDAATEEE MEEEEEE#IM SO PISSED#not equipped for rambling#granada holmes#the three garridebs#sherlock holmes#john watson#acd holmes#acd watson#granada watson#jeremy brett#i need holmes to go crazy go stupid 😔😔😔😔
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He's just a gunky goopy lil guy
#qsmp#slimecicle#bobby qsmp#gegg#animation#lil animation before doomsday cause that conversation with bobby the other night GUTTED me guys#somethin anout slime having to so rapidly change the way he saw bobby (only a few seconds ago at that) and finally getting#some of that understanding and forgiveness he needs from someone who also knew tilin and blamed him for their death#and it coming from bobby#most violent kid on the server /aff#who he was talking about killing just a few seconds prior and who had the same outlook of blaming slime for tilins death as slime himself#REALLY gets to me#also bobby who's afraid of what might happen to him in the next few days#AAGHHHHHHHH#THEY BOTH LOVED TILINNNNN#(and both felt guilty)#my art#gif#(I think he was just trying to be a good uncle and messed up)#(I really hope you make it B)#(tell slime to feel free to go back to being himself)#(you're a good egg bobby)#<- looking at these line specifically#also the way charlie gets all quiet after he realizes bobby's talking about tilin#charlies conversations with leo and bobby as gegg both really got me#:(((((((
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Am I the only one who gets straight up infuriated when I see this post and the number of notes it has? I know it's not very Kumbaya of me but yeah it does piss me off how many thousands upon thousands of Hamas supporters will reblog posts about how Jews support THEM but god fucking forbid we ask them to stop straight up celebrating antisemitic terrorism.
Literally not a single post about antisemitism has even broken 1k notes since Oct 7th (unless it's about Elon Musk, who they already hate). It's unlikely any post about purely Jewish issues will ever recieve this kind of attention ever again. I don't know man. It makes me angry. Stop using Jews as props to support progressive policies and then straight up celebrating our deaths in the next breath.
#gingerswagfreckles#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#jumblr#to be clear i dont havd an issue with the message of this post obviously#but the number of notes it has makes me furious#literally open the notes and click on any random blog that reblogged it and there is a 90% chance#that they would very obviously straight up celebrate this rabbi's murder#because being Too Jewish makes one a (((Zionazi))) and therefore evil#like the number of people reblogging that post who straight up support hamas#like fuck OFF#ok so jews can be useful props when it comes to YOUR rights being defended#but as soon as theyve served their purpose to you. yippee!! kill the kikes!!!#die in a hole fr god
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I love when it's incredibly obvious that Damian misses Dick.
"...I'm glad you got out of stupid Bludhaven for a while. It... it's not the same without you."
#they make me so ill#a bunch of panels just popped up in my brain#and i don't have the energy to go grab them all and talk about it#but basically. damian following dick around because dick was in a dark and destructive place#dick and damian agreeing to hang out and play video games together#damian dying#dick dying#dick being ready to help save damian at a moments notice ''you know how much he meant to me bruce''#both of them coming back to each other ''you're alive?!''#dick moving to bludhaven#damian missing him#dick proudly talking about damian#damian coming to bludhaven and being insecure about his place in dick's life#dick admitting that he almost adopted damian#dick going to tokyo to save damian#damian asking for dick's help with the league of assassins#damian ending up at dick's bedside after dick got shot#damian trying to kill kgbeast for what he did to dick#and it goes on and on and on and onnnnn#Dick Grayson#Damian Wayne
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