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Without her

October by crane wives

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

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Jimmy's kill - animation - (SLIGHTLY GRUESOME)

no time for an actual 1 min animatic but this is something I'm quite proud of! you guys are the first to see heehe

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HC that Lloyd and Blazey are friends, and since both are reckless drivers, they hangout to run criminals over extra:

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avenge your villy 🔥

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I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

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anyways i love bigb my favorite liar❤️

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neurotic

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

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5 to none

hey tumblr, it’s been a while!!

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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People loooove complex characters until they’re women

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is this going to be too controversial to say..

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???