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mysteryartisticwriter · 5 years ago

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Reality (3) // Colin Ritman X Reader

A/N: Hey loves, I was busy with finals and everything is pain when I tried to edit the original for this and it fucking deleted itself on its own when I tried to edit it. I’m very upset and angry at tumblr for it but I guess I can’t do shit about it so I had to remake it entirely. Yay.

But this did give me a chance to remake this part into something better. It’s not as good as the original part, but it’s what I tried to make close to it. It was 1:00AM when it happened and I was too damn stressed, depressed and reading obsessed to even write it then so I’m writing it as finals are coming in soon. Anyone who loved the original, I am so sorry. You can blame tumblr for it.

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED BTW (FOR NOW)

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Drugs usage, cussing...oh and death

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What seemed like forever, you and Colin made it to his flat building. It was big, definitely a place what someone as rich as Colin could afford. You wondered if he lived alone. Did he have someone living with him? Flat mate? Girlfriend? I hope not, you thought.

You were secretly hoping that he didn't have a girlfriend or wife. You never really heard about anything of Colin having a lover, but it wasn't like you had a chance with Colin. He focused on his video games and your main focus was your game.

The both of you took the lift up to his floor and you continued to follow him as the two of you walked through the halls. You looked down at the floor then over to the windows you passed by. You were on one of the top floors, making a large view of a lot of homes over the building. You weren't the biggest fans of heights, but continued to walk and said nothing anyway.

Upon reaching his flat, Colin grabbed his keys from his pocket and unlocked the door. He tossed his keys onto a side table right by the front door and you trailed from behind him, fidgeting with your sleeves.

Walking fully into the developer's home, you got a good look of the living room of it. It was what you expected, a regular home with styled walls, carpet and long couches.

After taking in the whole place, you noticed a small balcony with a woman with short, frizzled and fiery red hair standing in the middle of it, cradling a small baby. You titled your head in confusion and frowned a bit in disappointment. I guess he does have a lover, you thought to yourself.

Colin walked up to the red haired woman and slowly grabbed the baby from her arms. He bounced her lightly up and down and you almost gushed at the sight. He was so gentle with her, making you adore him even more.

"(Y/n), this is my sister, Kitty." Colin introduced you, not taking his eyes off of his baby girl for a moment. The fiery red head waved at you with a tiny smile on her face.

A wave of relief washed through you. You were mostly glad he wasn't in a relationship, still, your mind continued to persuade you that you had no chance.

"(Y/n) is Stefan's twin sister." Colin informed his sibling. Kitty made a hum noise in response.

"And this is Pearl," his baby, Pearl, reached one of her hands toward Colin. "Daddy's little legacy." Colin slightly smiled at the baby's action.

"(Y/n)'s in the hole, Kit." The blond informed the red head. Kitty nodded understandingly.

"Poor girl. You gonna get her out?" Kitty asked, her arms crossed. You looked down at the ground in a bit of shame.

"Yup."

Colin let Kitty take back Pearl and started to walk into another room. You looked over to Kitty and gave a shy smile, to which she returned. You were about to go follow Colin into the room he went into before you were stopped by the red head herself.

"You like him, don't you?" Kitty asked, a smirk plastered on her face, while yours immediately flushed red.

"W-what? H-How did you..?" You stuttered.

"I won't go all 'protective sister' on you. But just be careful with him, (Y/n)." She told you. You responded with a simple nod and left the room.

You went into the room where Colin entered and found him sitting on a white chair. In the opposite position was a long, curved and black couch. You noticed on one of his computer desks that there was a mug of tea sitting there.

"Grab a pew, love."

You shot your gaze over to him when he called you the nickname, and all he did was smile back at you. You brushed it off and grabbed the mug and sat in the middle of the black couch opposite to him.

You took a few small sips of tea before setting it on the table between the two of you. While you were doing that, Colin took out another cigar roll-up and lit it with a lighter. He took a pew puffs before leaning over and reached it out to you.

"Here." He said.

"O-oh..I haven't really ever..." You stuttered out, embarrassed.

"Come on." Colin pressed a bit.

Hesitantly, you grabbed the cancer stick from his hand, brushing yours lightly against his a bit, causing you to blush slightly. You ignored your feelings and put the cigar between your lips, taking a puff of it. You struggled to keep yourself together and started to cough almost immediately after you took it away from your lips.

"That's alright, love. You'll get the hang of that." Colin says while reaching into a small black box. What was up with him and calling you that?

You finally managed to calm yourself down and looked up to find Colin with his right index finger out to you with a little thin tablet thing on it, something you've never seen before.

"You want it?" He asked you.

"What-what is it?" You questioned him.

"It lets you see the bigger picture." He nodded towards it.

"I-I...I don't know..." You didn't know if you wanted it or not. You wanted help but you didn't know if having a strange thing you've never taken before was the best way.

"It'll help you understand." Colin explained.

"Do you want it? It's your choice." He asked you, once more.

Yes // No

"Y-yes." Shaking a bit, you grabbed the tablet from his middle finger and stared at it.

"Just watch me, darling." Your gaze followed back up to Colin and you watched at he moved his fingers beside his head, one which held his own thin tablet on his index finger, then opened his mouth wide and stuck his tongue to put the tablet onto it.

He closed his mouth and took the tablet with ease. Anxiously, you looked at him before opening your mouth to take your own. The tablet left a....strange taste in your mouth but you sucked it up and took it anyway.

"Now what?" You asked. He smiled.

"We wait."

Colin them stood up and walking behind the couch you were sitting on. He went over to a turntable and inserted a record. Once the needle hit the disc, music started to play softly throughout the room.

He sat back down onto his white chair and the two of you stared at each other before the drugs started to finally take effect. The posters on the walls began to move and the light hitting Colin's face flowed brighter in different colors.

"I think...I think it's working." Your mouth started to form into a large grin and you began laughing randomly.

"Don't worry, love. It gets better." Colin's face transformed into a wide smile once he heard you laughing. It was strange how it attracted him, your laugh wasn't like a high pitched girly laugh but it sounded like the laughs that Colin would hear from Stefan.

A few minutes later, you were touching a painting on the wall that looked like it was mixing in with water. Every time you touched the painted or blew on it, the painting would move and the colors of the painting would combine.

To say you were having a blast was not even close to what you were feeling. The stress and anxiety weighing on your shoulders took off and you felt like you were having fun. Then again, you were high.

"People think there's one reality, but there's loads of them, all snaking off like roots. And what we do on one path affects the others." You turned over to Colin and saw his expression was serious, almost like he was positive about what he was saying.

You sat on the black couch and started to stare at your hands. Every time you moved them, trails of colorful lines followed them, making you giggle to yourself. You continued waving your hands as Colin sat on the couch with you and ranted.

"There's messages in every game. Like PAC Man! You know what PAC stands for?" Suddenly, Colin stood up and paced back and forth.

"P-A-C. Program and Control. He's program and control man." Colin ranted and told you all about the 'real' world of PAC Man.

"It's all code. If you listen carefully, you can hear the numbers." Colin said, his forehead rested against his balcony glass door. You were now standing up, looking around the door and wobbling a bit. He turned over to you and continued.

"There's a cosmic flowchart that dictates where you can and can't go." All of sudden, Colin took off his glasses and grabbed your face in his hands.

You laughed at him, still in your high state. You grabbed his face as well and stared into his blue eyes. You caressed his cheeks and fought the urge to kiss him right there. Even if you did kiss him, there would be no chance he remembered it, right?

"Your eyes are so pretty." You stated. Colin said nothing but you saw the corners of his mouth rise a bit.

"I've given you the knowledge. I've set you free. Do you understand?" The blond asked. His eyes began to grow in size to you, probably because of your state. It startled you for a moment before you answered him.

"Yes...maybe...I don't know." You giggled. Your mind was making everything seem so fuzzy to you that you barely comprehended his question.

"I'll show you what I mean. Come with me, love." He let go of your face and opened his glass balcony door. Colin walked out and you followed from behind.

He stood on the right side of the balcony while you stood on the left, looking over the ledge in a bit of fear.

Stay still // Grab Colin's wrist

You grabbed onto Colin's wrist, as if it was an instinct or impulse that caused you to. You gripped his wrist tightly in order to comfort yourself from the view.

"We're on one path right now, you and me. And how one path ends is immaterial. It's how our decisions along the path the whole that matters. Do you believe me?" Your gaze switched over to him.

"I-I don't know..." You responded, still smiling despite the situation.

"I'll prove it. One of us, is going over. Over there." The game developer pointed his arm over the ledge and your eyes widened, your smile dropping. With a sharp turn of your head, you gazed at him with searing fear in your eyes.

"No-no no no! Y-You'll die! You'll die!" You cried out.

"It wouldn't matter because there are other timelines, (Y/n)!" Colin said, as if it was a matter of fact. Your heart was doing flips and you began to feel sick to the stomach.

"Dammit Colin, when I asked for help I didn't mean this! I don't wanna do this." You practically begged him.

"Love, how many times have you watched PAC Man die? Doesn't bother him." He shrugged, as if it fixed the whole situation. "He just tries again."

"C-Colin..."

"One of us is jumping. So who's it gonna be?"

Your mind and mouth both contemplated your next words.

"It's a nice breeze up here." Colin said, trying to lighten the mood a bit.

"Come on, love. Which one of us is jumping?" He asked once more.

(Y/n) // Colin

"I'll do it." You decided.

"I like your style. Are you sure, love?" Colin smirked before checking with you.

"Y-Yes." You stuttered a bit. Finally realizing what choice you made, you forced yourself onto the ledge of the balcony, almost falling over in the process.

You gasped out in surprise but never the less, started to laugh incoherently. Colin watched as you pushed yourself up and his mind started to sober up, but not enough to make him realize what was going on.

"Colin." You turned towards him and grabbed onto the collar of his shirt.

"Yes, (Y/n)?" He stared into your (e/c) eyes.

Kiss him // Say goodbye

"Kiss me before I jump."

-x-x-x-

"Hello, Kitty."

"Hello, Stefan! Are you here for (Y/n)?" Kitty asked.

"No, actually. I'm here to ask something from Colin. But (Y/n) is here?" Stefan questioned, his brow furrowed.

"Yeah. He's getting her out of the hole." Stefan froze. He knew of Colin's ways of helping people out of the hole. They weren't exactly good ways.

"Where are they?"

-x-x-x-

"Kiss me before I jump." You asked of him, still hanging on the ledge but not bothering to look away from his eyes that glowed in the light.

"Sure thing."

You leaned down and pressed your lips against Colin's own and closed your eyes. You tilted your head for easier access for Colin and he found himself easing into the kiss as well, putting his right hand on your cheek to pull you closer to him. Your lips fit together almost perfectly, as if they were made for each other. Finally, you unwillingly pulled away from the sweet kiss and looked into his blue eyes.

"See you in the next reality." You grinned at him. He returned it.

"In the next reality."

You let go of the ledge and leaped over it to fall your way to your death. Colin watched as your body landed on top of a large crate, blood spilling out from your body. You killed yourself for the man who had taken your heart.

The sound of your body hitting the bottom sobered Colin up completely. He glanced at your body on top of the crate and stared at it. No other emotion shown on his face but sadness and regret.

Just then, the sound of slow footsteps from behind him caused him to look up, but not at the person.

"Colin. Where is my sister?"

...

"Colin what did you do?!

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nappingtopknot · 5 years ago

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Can’t believe it’s been a year since Bandersnatch came out and Colin STILL fucks me up like wow spit in my mouth already daddy

Can't believe it's been a year since I've got back into writing.

Colin in bandersnatch set off my Will feels. And no one was writing for him. So if no one else was, I was going to.

#thirst nights #will poulter #will poulter imagine #og days #damn a year huh?#yall really been with my dumbass a whole year #colin ritman imagine #colin ritman #bandersnatch

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for-ests · 6 years ago

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To Make You Go- Colin Ritman

Sooo sorry for my absence, I hope the bandersnatch fandom is somewhat alive :)) something like this was requested by @genesisthegoddess a long time ago!! thanks for the request honey xx

word count: 1758 / warnings: angst

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Tossed awake by nothing in particular, your eyes felt heavy as you immediately glanced at the bedside alarm clock. You sighed loudly when you realized how late it was. Another night of restless sleep without Colin laying beside you. Unfortunately, this had become a routine ever since he started his new project called Nohzdyve.

You sat up in bed and rubbed your eyes. The fan in the corner of the room blocked out any other noise that could be heard from the open window. It was perfect for your sleeping patterns, yet you could not sleep peacefully knowing he was stressed at an hour meant for rest. You tried to remember about the multiple times he had assured you he was okay, and that these habits were normal for a deadline, yet you could not help but worry about the man you loved.

You had become so accustomed to feeling his weight shift beside you, feeling his arms wrapped comfortably around your waist—you craved that now more than anything. Especially when you woke up to see that same cheeky grin every morning. Maybe you had become too accustomed, too reliant on his comfort. Regardless, that was now a rarity. It had been days since either of you had truly slept well enough to feel satisfied. You knew Colin, and knew he needed to sleep whether he was going to admit it or not.

And with that thought already clouding your hazy vision, you set out into the living room to find him. Hoping you could beckon him back to the bed. “Colin?” You called, voice raspy with drowsiness. No reply sounded, so you ventured to his office. The door was closed and you knocked timidly. You entered without a second thought, surprised to find him hunched over the computer. He was typing away, eyes wide in focus. He was so zeroed in on his work that he hadn’t noticed your arrival, until you placed your hand on his shoulders. “Babe?” You whispered, your touch causing Colin to finally pay attention to you. Surprised, he flinched. “What?” The man replied shortly, meeting your gaze with obvious indications of annoyance. You blinked, affronted by his lack of empathy or concern about how the tone of his voice would sound when all you wanted was what was best for him. Colin was never the one to be up front with his feelings, but that had never been the case with you. As far as you could remember, your boyfriend was always kind and forthcoming. The two of you rarely fought, even with his sometimes overconfident demeanor. You knew him better than anyone, and you were absolutely sure that coming back to bed with you was the best thing in that moment. “What do you want Y/N?” Colin’s voice questioned coldly again. His expression was the hardest you had ever seen. It was past the point of stressed, he was utterly frustrated. At you...you were not sure. He’s not mad at me. It took you a moment to reply, trying to remind yourself that he was working harder than you could ever hope to. You tried to keep your expression neutral and your voice steady as you replied. “I want you to get some sleep,” You leaned against the door-frame to study the messy state of his office space. “It’s almost 3am.” “I already told you I’m pulling you an all nighter.” He sighed, running his hands through his hair in exasperation. Colin glanced away, tempted to resume his work. You could see the agitation in his movements and you immediately suspected that he had taken some drugs.

Your revelation almost caused you to lash out, but you held your tongue to study him further. You noticed that his forehead had collected droplets of sweat.

Colin finally glanced at you because of the delay in your reply. Your eyes pierced into him and his face flashed with guilt, but only for a split second.

“You did the other night.” Your tone came out harsher than you intended. It was hard for you to understand how he couldn’t recognize the damage that he was inflicting on his own mental health. Colin already knew your hostile relationship with drugs. He promised he wouldn’t take them, especially when he needed to focus in moments like these. His mind was obviously cloudy, words slow and dismissive.

Admittingly, his current state of being saddened you. He did not seem to realize how his decisions were affecting you in return. Part of you felt like this could be a result of your tendency to be passive, and to let things that bothered you slide one too many times. But the other part of you knew you were not supposed to be his mother. You were not responsible for Colin’s actions. He was doing this to himself, against your best wishes.

You narrowed your eyebrows before reminding yourself to not grow angry. Colin was the type of person to listen better when there were no accusations thrown his way.

“Please Colin.” You stared at him, even if he would not hold your gaze. All you craved was to be in his grip, and to forget about the tension that was building up with his refusal. “You can finish whatever you’re doing in the morning. Please at least get a few hours. The drugs you already took should help.” Trying to convey your concern, you rested your hand back on his shoulder, attempting to pull him into a hug. You wanted him to know that you could tell what he had been doing, but that you were not upset past the point of no return.

Yet your words had the opposite effect, and at your once comforting and cherished touch, Colin snapped. “No, Y/N!” He almost yelled, pushing your hand away. “The deadline is next week. I have to.”

“No you don’t.” Your voice cracked. Truthfully, you felt betrayed. All the past nights where you had let his actions slide came flooding back like a slap in the face. You were on your last leg, watching him deteriorate and then snap at you when you tried to give him comfort. If he did not want your company, then so be it.

“I do, just leave me alone for one fucking night!” Colin’s eyes turned cold. That was his way of ending the conversation. For some odd reason, he believed his words would not offend you.

Irritated beyond belief, you bit your lip to keep yourself from crying. How could he do this to himself? To you and your relationship? You couldn’t tell if you were overreacting, but deep down you knew you were not.

“Fine.” Your voice came out in a whisper of acceptance. And with that, you left the room. Colin did not even turn to watch you leave.

You rushed into your shared bedroom and started to pack. Your movements were hectic as you shoved your treasured belongings into the unreasonably small overnight bag. You were shaking at this point, wondering if you had the strength to end things with him. You loved Colin with all your heart, but you couldn’t continue on like this.

I just need to be alone. I need to clear my head. It’s too early for this.

You stopped once the bag was full. For a moment, you almost considered staying. Then you remembered his words, laced with venom and annoyance at you. You had done nothing wrong but try to care for him.

You shook your head in desperation to clear the conflicting thoughts. This is the right thing to do, for the both of us. He doesn’t care about me as much as I care for him.

Tears began to stream down your face as you threw on the thin jacket. You quickly slipped into a pair of boots and threw the duffel over your shoulder. You would come back in the morning to gather the rest of your things.

Colin must have heard the commotion, because you ran right into him before you could beeline for the door. “What are you doing?” He asked, though no genuine concern was evident in his expression or tone.

You stepped past him, averting your eyes in hopes that he wouldn’t see how glossy they were. “Leaving you alone.” You said, trying to keep your voice from faltering.

“I didn’t mean it.” He stepped fully in front of you to block the exit.

“Maybe you should have thought about that before you said it.” You retorted, eyeing him down like you had never done before. “Or maybe the drugs are preventing you from thinking straight.” The insult slipped out of your lips before you could stop it. “Maybe that's why you can't sleep at night or focus on your work anymore.”

Colin’s gaze fell to the floor.

You nudged past him and opened the front door. The action was heartbreaking, like your whole world was crashing down around you. Your bag suddenly felt hundreds of pounds heavier.

“Don’t go.” He whispered, finally coming to his senses and realizing that you were entirely serious.

But it was too late.

You gave Colin one last look before departing and slamming the door in his face, even if every fiber in your being begged you to stay and hold him for the rest of the night.

You were better than this. You deserved someone better. And if Colin wasn’t going to step into that position, you were not going to wait around and hope he would change. You had already done enough of that. You had given him more than enough chances.

“I’m so stupid…” You breathed as tears sprung from your eyes. “Why…” You brought your hand to your mouth and cried softly, yet refused to slow your pace. You were just lucky that your friend Stefan lived a few blocks down.

Colin stared at the spot where you once stood. The flat was silent, and it seemed you had taken all of its lively energy with you. His mouth felt dry as the reality of his situation finally became clear.

Colin sat down on the sofa, swallowing hard as he felt his throat tighten. He was still too shocked that you had actually left. Your absence dissolved his anger, but brought upon anew grief that he couldn’t brush away. It was his fault.

He rested his head in his hands, wondering if he had ruined things between the two of you for good. And it was all because of his stupid game.

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Lmk if you would like to see a part 2!

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imaginesbymk · 6 years ago

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requested by: anonymous / gif imagine! (gif is not mine!)

YOU WALKED INSIDE on what you assumed to be the offices where your brother Stefan worked at. Each cubicle you walked past you checked to see if Stefan was sitting in one of them working away on his new video game he’s been so passionate about.

Eyes fixated on a door to a room, without thinking you turned the knob and let yourself inside, only to find that you were greeted with Stefan, his boss and a blonde guy with glasses.

Your cheeks turned red and so did your brother’s.

“Y/N?” Stefan got up from his chair and walked over to you. “What are you doing here? I’m working.”

“You forgot your notebook, dumbass.” You tossed it at him and he caught after almost dropping it completely.

“Well, fuck me. Who’s this?” the blonde guy asks, eyeing you up and down.

The first thing you noticed when you looked at him was the fact that he had a spliff in his mouth and it reeked the entire room.

“Er, Colin this is Y/N,” Stefan says. “My sister.”

He grinned a bit. This should be fun. “Well hellooo Stefan’s sister.”

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imaginedisish · 6 years ago

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Imagine-dis-ish Masterlist

Requests are open, and they always will be! Soooo go request some jazz!!

WOLVERINE/LOGAN HOWLETT:

~All I Need (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

Your period is awful this month, but Logan is there to take care of you...in more ways than one...

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI!! SMUT!!! Fingering, PIV, period sex, soft!Logan, praise kink (if you squint), friends to lovers, softdom!Logan (if you squint again), mentions of blood (bc period), so much fluff, feelings, cursing, afab!reader/fem!reader.

~Hungry Like the Wolf (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You're cornered by a scum-bag frat-boy while on a mission in a club, and Logan gets possessive, deciding he needs to remind everyone who you're really with.

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI!!! SMUT!!! Oral (f!receiving), fingering, Unprotected PIV (wrap it up), rough/jealous sex, jealous!Logan, softdom!Logan, implied!age gap, creepy unnamed OC who doesn't fuck off, Logan gets a little (very) possessive, breeding kink?(if you squint), mention of alcohol, cursing.

~The Promise (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You want to relax after a long day, so you decide to let off some steam alone in your room. But, you're not as alone as you think. Logan can hear you loud and clear...and he's happy to help.

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI!!!! SMUT!!! Masturbation (f!), oral (f!receiving), fingering, Unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), porn with NO PLOT, softdom!Logan, cocky!Logan, friends to lovers, feelings, afab!reader/fem!reader, cursing.

~Unchained Melody (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You and Logan decide to go to Rogue and Remy's wedding together, but you don't know what together means. Logan helps to clarify...

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI!!! SMUT, thigh riding, oral (f!receiving), fingering, unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), softdom!Logan, praise kink, cocky!Logan, multiple orgasms, aftercare, Logan will do anything for you, afab!reader/f!reader, reader wears a dress, feelings, so fluffy and cheesy, cursing.

~One for the Road (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

Forty-five minutes is simply too long of a car ride for you to wait to take care of Logan...Or: you give Logan head while he's driving and he absolutely loses it.

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI! Sexually explicit content, Oral (f! and m!receiving), fingering, unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), multiple orgasms, porn without plot , car sex, rough sex, cocky!Logan, softdom!Logan, aftercare, established relationship, cursing.

~Poker Face (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You and Logan are alone in the mansion for the evening, and after a few drinks, your game of Blackjack turns into strip poker...

Warnings: 18+ Sexually Explicit Content MINORS DNI!!! Oral (f!receiving), Fingering, Unprotected PIV, multiple orgasms, softdom!Logan(?), cocky!Logan, alcohol consumption (neither reader nor Logan get drunk), feelings, friends to lovers, strip poker!, f!reader/afab reader, cursing.

~Modern Love (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

The team goes out to an arcade, and Logan is his usual grumpy self...but his soft spot for you is more clear than ever.

Warnings: Suggestive content, tooth rotting fluff, friends to lovers, kissing, cursing, grumpy!Logan.

~Wild Horses (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

Logan takes you out for a friendly drink...that ends up being more than just friendly.

Warnings: 18+ SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT MINORS DNI! Oral (f!receiving), Fingering, Unprotected PIV (wrap it up), multiple orgasms, overstimulation, porn with very little plot, implied!age gap, friends to lovers, alcohol consumption.

~My Love All Mine (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

Logan told you to stay in his bed so he could have you when he got home from a mission, but he finds you in the kitchen instead...and he isn’t happy.

Warnings: 18+SMUT! MINORS DNI!!! Oral (f!receiving), Fingering, Unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), Porn without plot (literally), multiple orgasms, overstimulation, softdom!Logan, established relationship, f!reader/afab!reader, cursing

~Liquid Smooth (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

A simple mission deep in a forest alone with Logan quickly gets out of hand when you just have to go and pick a flower...

Warnings: 18+ SMUT MINORS DNI! Dry humping, Oral (f!receiving), Fingering, Unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), Sex Pollen (so dub!con just to be safe, but not really), Multiple orgasms, Porn Without Plot...literally, implied!age gap, cursing, friends to lovers.

~Is It Casual Now? (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You can’t handle just a casual affair with Logan. You need more.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI! Oral (f!receiving), fingering, unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), cockwarming, feelings, friends w/benefits/secret affair to lovers, Logan is afraid to love but goddammit he loves you, angsty asf, cursing, fem!reader/afab!reader.

~See You Again (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You're convinced Logan hates you. But when you're forced to run a drill in the danger room, alone, everything changes.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI!!!! Oral (f!receiving), fingering, Unprotected PIV (wrap it up!), afab!reader/f!reader, enemies to lovers, forced proximity, cursing, some angst, cocky!Logan/teasing!Logan, praise kink, softdom!Logan, mutant!reader, canon typical violence.

~Savior Complex (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You are willing to give up everything, including your own life, to save your found family. Logan, however, is not willing to let you do that. And he finally shows you why.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI!!! Unprotected PIV (wrap it up), Oral (f!receiving), fingering, multiple orgasms, friends to lovers, hurt to comfort, mutant!reader, omega!mutant!reader, fem!reader/afab!reader, allusions to death, canon typical violence, cursing.

~Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

Logan's kindness towards you is strictly friendly. Until it's not just friendly anymore...

Warnings: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI! Unprotected PIV, Oral (f!receiving), fingering, multiple orgasms (uh, they're outside...), cursing, major angst, comfort, fluff, references to canon typical violence/death/conflicts, f!reader/afab!reader.

~Lover, You Should’ve Come Over (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You've been pining after Logan since you joined the X-Men, and you're convinced he'll never love you back. He’s obsessed with Jean—always has been. Or...maybe he's not.

Warnings: Warnings: SMUT 18+ MINORS DNI, Oral (f!receiving), fingering, Unprotected PIV (WRAP IT UP!), overstimulation, multiple orgasms, f!reader/afab!reader, telepathic!reader, cocky!Logan, softdom!Logan, non-canon compliant, cursing, angst, feelings, implied mutant trauma.

~Heart to Heart (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

Logan doesn't seem like himself on the car ride up to Lake George to meet the other X-Men for the weekend, and you're not going to leave him alone until you find out why (it's car sex, the whole fic is basically just rough car sex).

Warnings: 18+ SMUT MINORS DNI, Unprotected PIV (WRAP IT UP!), Oral (f!receiving), fingering, rough sex, fem!reader, AFAB!reader, cursing, cocky!Logan, softdom!Logan, feelings, pre-relationship

~ Inside Out (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

After a tense battle, you and Logan have it out (in more ways than one).

Warnings: SMUT! 18+ Minors DNI! Oral (f!receiving), Fingering, PIV (unprotected...wrap it up, this is fiction!), Allusions to PTSD/mental health, Frenemies to Lovers, Fem!reader, AFAB!reader, cannon typical violence/allusions to death, non-sexual intimacy becomes sexual intimacy, angry!Logan, major angst.

~Need 2 (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

You and Logan have always been plagued with nightmares, so avoiding sleep is just something you two have in common...until you find yourselves in each other's beds, helping one another through your nightmares.

Warnings: 18+! Smut! Minors DNI! PWP. Unprotected PIV (wrap it up), Fingering, AFAB!reader, fem!reader, Reader has some hair at the nape of her neck that can be played with (length, color and texture are not described!), mutant!reader, cursing, canon typical violence, angst, praise kink, feelings, nightmares, friends to lovers.

~I’m Not In Love (Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader)

After harboring a crush on Logan for months, things finally come to a head while on an overnight mission.

Warnings: SMUT. 18+ Unprotected PIV sex (wrap it up), Oral (f!receiving), AFAB reader, Sizekink!(this was a specific size kink request, and so the reader is therefore described as being smaller than Logan/his shirt being big on her), cursing, praise kink, OOC!Logan, cocky!Logan, softdom!Logan, one bed.

THE BATMAN:

~ I Want You To Love Me (Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader)

You and Bruce get into your biggest fight yet, which leads you to find something you shouldn’t have seen.

Warnings: Major mutual pining, lots of angst but eventual fluff. Cursing most likely, mentions of gun shots/wounds/blood/typical cannon violence. Probably some grammatical errors I didn’t catch.

~ Running Up That Hill (Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader)

After the paranoia of becoming a vigilante settles in, Bruce offers for you to stay the night at the tower. It doesn't go as either of you planned.

Warnings: SMUT! (friends to lovers + one bed lol) 18+ Praise kink, cursing, mentions of violence/death, established lifelong friendship + vigilante!reader, probably some grammatical errors, but that's all I can think of.

~ Like an Animal (Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader)

After the Riddler strikes again, he leaves some unusual clues behind for you and Bruce...including a strange green dust.

Warnings: SMUT! It’s completely consensual (and there is mutual pining), but bc this is a SEX POLLEN fic, imma give a dub!con warning. 18+, cursing, violence, grammar mistakes, and once again, some canon divergence with a Nightwing!reader/life long friend!reader but it’s not really important to the plot at all so you won’t even notice.

~ Oblivion (Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader)

After you’re captured by The Riddler, it’s up to Bruce to save you.

Warnings: Spoilers...go see the movie!! Kidnapping, violence, MAJOR CANON DIVERGENCE: Nightwing/PreviouslyRobin!Reader...who also happens to be Bruce’s lifelong friend (so they have to be around the same age, which is also major canon divergence), cursing, and most importantly SMUT!!! 18+ Unprotected PIV (wear a condom), oral (female receiving), probably some grammatical errors considering I only really read through this once...that should be it.

~ Space Song (Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader)

Bruce has been mysteriously distant from you over the past week, and you’ve had enough. You decide it’s time for some answers.

Warnings: Cursing, angst, mentions of parental death, probably canon divergence with the whole *SPOILER* identity revealing thing, but that’s kinda the point. Probably some grammatical errors as well, but that’s about it.

~ I Bet On Losing Dogs (Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader)

After a terrible night, Bruce’s worries and stresses overwhelm him, escalating to something neither of you expected.

Warnings: SMUT! This is seriously smutty...18+. Oral (female receiving), PIV, no protection (wear a condom kids), dom!Bruce tones. There’s some major angst, cursing, references to violence, injuries, etc. Probably some grammatical errors.

~ Yr City’s a Sucker (Bruce Wayne x Reader)

You decide to chase after Bruce like you do most nights, but you discover far more on this mission than you bargained for (established friendship).

Warnings: Violence, blood and death -- basically typical violence found in the movie. Guns, gunshots, cursing, angst, maybe some grammar mistakes, and some nice fluff at the end :) Oh also, Selena basically doesn’t exist in this bc lazy writing.

STAR WARS:

~ how do you sleep? (Ben Solo/Kylo Ren x Reader) - multi-part, non chronological fic. Can be read in any order, and each part can be read as a one shot: ||We’ll Never Have Sex||

You and Ben have been students of Master Skywalker your whole life, but what happens when the years you’ve spent pining after one another finally come to a head? (Takes place the year before Ben turns to the dark side, and also the aftermath of his turn).

Series Warnings: SMUT, so 18+, obviously canon divergence, all chapters can be read as a one shot with no context, series warning for canon typical violence, cursing, probably poorly proofread, etc.

~ Rebellion- Lies (Ben Solo/Kylo Ren x Reader) (TROS) ||PART 1|| ||PART 2||

You have an incredibly strong force connection with Ben. You two grew close, training under Luke together, constantly being with one another. It was you and he who created balance in the galaxy. However, what happens now that Ben is chasing after Rey? Jealous!reader

Warnings: This is set within TROS, so be warned!! There are spoilers!! And some language, mentions of death, stuff like that.

THE MANDALORIAN:

~ The Only Exception (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

Din has been wildly overprotective of you lately, but maybe it’s because there’s something lying deep below the surface that’s been threatening to bubble over...

Warnings: SMUT!!!!! 18+ Please!!! Oral (f!receiving), fingering, PIV sex, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), cursing, canon typical violence, Jedi!reader, Razor Crest still exists (and it’s def bigger in my head than it is in the show), praise kink, friends to lovers, angsty but fluffy and smutty dw, I only proofread like 2 times so it may be bad (it’s 3:16am...so...we die like men!), AFAB reader, uhhh I think that’s it...

~ Home (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

Din learns the truth about your past...

Warnings: SMUT, 18+ fingering, unprotected PIV (wrap it up), praise kink for sure, hurt to comfort, friends/idiots to lovers, Jedi!reader (implied conflict/is training Grogu), implied kidnapping (Inquisitors kidnap reader as child), cursing, Crest still exists because I’m lazy, probably grammar mistakes because again, I’m lazy.

~ Fade Into You (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

You’re injected with something mysterious while hunting down a bounty...and Din takes care of it.

Warnings: THIS IS SUPER SMUTTY OML. 18+ Sex Pollen, dubcon bc of that, but there really is no questionable consent here...they both clearly give it. Oral/fingering (f!receiving), PIV-unprotected sex (wrap it up folks), canon typical violence, friends to lovers, greyjedi!reader, cursing, probably a good deal of grammatical errors, Crest still exists, and I sorta ignore Grogu at the end...yeah that’s it.

~ illicit affairs (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

You're supposed to be training with Luke, but your secret affair with Din is worth the risk of losing everything you've worked for.

Warnings: SMUT! 18+, like literally right under the cut LOL (oral f!receiving). Cursing, lots of angst, Luke is in this for two seconds idk if you need a warning ab that, Jedi!Reader, cheating on the Jedi code LOL, maybe violence? that's it.

~ Graceland Too (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

You’re terribly sick, but one night and one fever dream might just change everything for you and Din.

Warnings: SMUT! 18+, Praise kink (imo at least), oral (f!receiving), fingering, reader is sick, Jedi!Reader (it’s like I only know how to write Din x Jedi!readers I stg), idiots/friends to lovers, pining, mentions of death/major violence (canon typical I'd say), cursing, probably some grammar stuff....that’s it I think.

~ cardigan (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

After you’re shot, Din decides he can’t risk losing you (Jedi!reader).

Warnings: ANGST, so much angst. But fluff, and smut so minors get out of here. 18+ (PIV, mentions of fingering). Mentions of alcohol/consuming alcohol, description of injuries, canon typical violence, friends/absolute idiots to lovers, major pining, probably some grammatical errors.

~ Sparks (Din Djarin x Fem!Reader)

Din looking out for you turns into so much more than either of you could have ever imagined (featuring the classic...*there’s only one bed* trope).

Warnings: Major pining, Jedi!reader, SMUT so 18+, cursing, PIV, fingering/oral (f!receiving) no mentions of birth control so WRAP it before you TAP IT FOLKS, references to canon typical violence and injuries, idiots to lovers, crest still exists bc im a lazy writer... I think that’s it...

~ Two Weeks (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian x Fem! Reader)

Chapter 1: Two Weeks

After running away from Luke’s training, Din is tasked with bringing you back to him. What neither of you anticipated was the connection that would come with being stuck together for two weeks.

Warnings: Most chapters will include smut, most will also include canon violence, death and injuries, but see individual chapters for more specific warnings!

~ Nothing New (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian x Fem!Reader)

After a rather distant week from Din, you completely screw up a hunt in an attempt to get him back. After your colossal mistake, you’re afraid Din won’t want you to be his partner anymore.

Warnings: Angst...so much angst, suggestive themes, normal Star Wars violence, mentions of death/descriptions of death and injuries. Probably multiple grammatical errors.

~ Pink in the Night (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian x Fem!Reader)

You and Mando have the same routine every night...until a life threatening situation alters your course (major mutual pining!!).

Warnings: Violence, angst, mentions of death, hostage situation (somewhat), disgustingly written bad guy, lazy writing where I pretend the Razor Crest still exists, probably a grammar mistake or two...that should be it?

~ Heaven or Canto Bight (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian x Fem!Reader)

Boba sends you and Din on a mission to Canto Bight, and things don’t exactly go as planned...as always.

Warnings: SMUT. SOOOOO MUCH SMUT. THIS IS 18+ PLEASE. Some kinda sorta Dom!Din. He’s def a top in this one. Cursing, brief (super super tiny) implied sexual harassment, some descriptions of violence and death, angst, and again SMUT.

~ Liability (Din Djarin/The Mandalorian x reader)

After being cast out of Jedi training by Luke, you’re sent to work for MANDO. Nothing goes as Luke planned, and one extremely cold night with only one bed to share changes everything for you and the Mandalorian.

Warnings: SO MUCH FLUFF. Some brief cursing, maybe a little violence. Mean!Luke...dude deserves his own warning.

MARVEL:

~ Back to the Old House (Loki x Fem!Reader)

After an intense nightmare, Loki tries to comfort you. But being that you have Pyrokinesis and Loki is a frost giant, touching each other can get incredibly hard...or can it be easier?

Warnings: SMUT!!!! Cursing, violence, mentions of death, angst, and most likely grammar errors bc it’s too late to proofread twice :)

~ I Know The End (Loki x Reader)

Thor and Tony tease Loki about never being able to find love. That’s not true, as far as you’re concerned, especially given your feelings for Loki. Except there’s one issue: he doesn’t know about them, at least not yet.

Warnings: a good deal of angst, but it turns to fluff! Some cursing too, but I think that’s it.

~ American Girl (Loki x Reader)

You think no one’s home to catch you dancing in your room at Stark Tower, but you’re most definitely wrong.

Warnings: some minor cursing, mentions of trauma from missions, but nothing too bad. Oh, and FLUFF! So wholesome ngl.

~ One of These Nights (Loki x Fem!Reader)

It’s Just another one of Tony’s parties, that is, until a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven begins, and you’re paired with Loki...

Warnings: smut, angst, cursing, and a hint of dom!loki :)

STRANGER THINGS:

~Someone Great (Steve Harrington x Reader)

(Season 4 Volume 2 Spoiler warning!!!) As Steve’s best friend, you think you know everything about him. But you don’t know about his dream to have a Winnebago filled with Harringtons, and that you’re in it.

Warnings: SPOILERS INCOMING FOR SEASON 4 VOLUME 2!!!!!!! Canon divergence! I literally ignore Nancy and completely replace her in the Winnebago scene LOL. Cursing, character deaths from season 4 volume 2 mentioned below the cut so beware! Canon mentions/depictions of violence and death in general, friends to lovers. Also, probably tons of grammatical errors. Takes place the day before that “two days later”...

ROBERT PATTINSON:

~ She’s My Collar

You and Rob are friends with benefits, but after saving you from a horrendous night out with your friend, you find that your relationship means more than just that.

Warnings: Sexual harassment/assault (the warnings on the actual fic give a better description), SMUT, cursing, violence/mention of blood.

TENET:

~ Devil’s Advocate (Chaptered Fic)

Chapter 1: Paper Planes

Chapter 2: I’ll Try Anything Once

Chapter 3: North American Scum

~ The Adults are Talking (Neil x Reader)

(dom!)Neil teaches you a lesson for being forgetful and late, and it’s the type of lesson you're sure to never forget.

Warnings: SMUT!!!! This is SMUT!! Minor violence, major cursing, all that jazz...18+...

~ Instant Crush (Neil x Reader) Part 1 ///// Part 2

Neil knows his fate, he knows he’ll have to go back and sacrifice his life in order to save the Protagonist and the world, but how could he ever leave you behind? Maybe he won’t have to, especially when you’re willing to do everything in your power to keep him alive. (AU in which Neil knows how his timeline will end)

Warnings: MAJOR ANGST, cursing, mentions of death, implication of sleeping together/*friends with benefits/lovers*, and that’s about it!

~ Feels Like We Only Go Backwards (Neil x Reader)

You allow your feelings for Neil to get in the way, causing you to compromise the mission and put everyone in danger, but Neil is there to fix things as usual. (This is a bit of an AU, since it’s obviously a reader insert and this particular scene doesn’t happen in the movie)

Warnings: Violence, mentions of death, guns, blood, wounds, cursing, angst, possible implications of being “lovers (or friends with benefits)” and luckily fluff:)

GOOD OMENS:

~ Let It Be (Crowley x Reader) (college au) Crowley comforts the reader after the reader receives devastating news. Crowley takes the opportunity to reveal a secret he’s been keeping for a long time

Warnings: Language, depressive thoughts, depression, mental breakdown, some angst, overall sadness, mentioned and implied death of loved one(s) oh and FLUFF AS ALWAYS :)

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY:

~ Wish You Were Here (Ben Hargreeves x Reader) You’ve been kidnapped by Cha Cha and Hazel, but Ben is there to comfort and help the reader

Warnings: Violence, death, cursing, too much fluff with Ben!

~ Shine On You Crazy Diamond You have gone 10 years without self harming, and the Hargreaves siblings want to celebrate you and your strength! (Ft. Special attention from Klaus :))

Warnings: References to self harm, some cursing

~ Atlas: Touch (Five Hargreeves x Reader) Five comforts the reader after having a vision she really wishes hadn’t seen...(Reader can see the future)

Warnings: References to murder, killing, blood, language, implied panic attack, a really terrible childhood, angst, cliffhanger (that will be resolved in part 2) FLUFF!

~ Supersymmetry (Five Hargreeves x Reader) You’re in love with Five, and he has no idea. You decide to finally confess your feelings for him, when suddenly Vanya attacks the Academy, and all hell breaks loose...

Warnings: ANGST, violence, blood, fighting, stabbing, implied death, language, flufffff is guaranteed don’t fret kiddos :)

~ I Think We’re Alone Now (Five Hargreeves x Reader) You and Five are seventeen, and have just started dating, but you feel the need to hide your relationship from the rest of the Hargreeves. One night, you decide to sneak into Five’s room, and chaos somewhat ensues...

Warnings: MEGA FLUFFFFFFF AHHhhhh! Language, awkward reference to sex from Luther bc Luther is Luther...smh Luther.

~ Fakin’ It (Five Hargreeves x Reader) You and Five have obvious chemistry, but you’re both oblivious to the fact that you’re in love with each other. It takes a life threatening fight with The Handler and The Commission to make Five realize he needs to tell you how he really feels.

Warnings: language, angst, killing, guns, killing with guns??? FLUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

~ Across The Universe (Five Hargreeves x Reader) Five suffers from nightmares due to all he’s experienced in life, as do you, but Five feels as though these past experiences, as well as his flaws, deem him unable to be loved. You make sure he realizes otherwise...

Warnings: language, angst, references to kidnapping/murder/death...FLUFFFFF!!

~ Happy Together (Five Hargreeves x Reader)

After altering the timeline to save your life, Number Five gets in some trouble with The Commission...which prompts a not-so-welcomed cost from The Handler

Warnings: Language, angst, blood, fighting, implied violence/murder, FLUFFFF!!

~ Meeting the Mom (Diego Hargreeves x Reader) (HEADCANON!!!) Diego introduces you to Grace!

Warnings: a tad bit of language, FLUFFFFFFFFFF!!!

BANDERSNATCH:

~ I Can’t Lose You: (Colin Ritman x Reader) Colin reveals his past trauma with his father to the reader, and the old man pays an unwanted visit.

Warnings: Mentioned/implied child abuse/physical abuse, implied fighting, mentioned/implied mental abuse, lots of language, angst, FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ Relax: (Stefan Butler x Reader) You help Stefan relax (if ya know what I mean) as Stefan is working on Bandersnatch

Warnings: SMUUUUTTTT!!! Language, angst, fluff!

~ I’ll Be Your Mirror: (Colin Ritman x Reader) Colin helps you through your trust issues, reassuring you that he’ll be here for you no matter what.

Warnings: language, (semi)angst, references cheating (not Colin, the reader’s parents), references to sex, MEGA FLUFFFFFF AH!

~ Shout: (Colin Ritman x Reader) Thakur sexually assaults you in a meeting, and Colin refuses to let his disgusting behavior slide.

Warnings: Sexual assault/sexual harassment, angst, lots of language, fighting, references to blood. (don’t worry there is lots of fluff when Colin comes in...)

~ Don’t You Want Me Baby?: (Colin Ritman x Reader) You and Colin work together at Tuckersoft, and it seems as thought you two can’t stand each other...until one day...when things get rather heated.

Warnings: SMUT! Dom!Colin, lots of language, some angst, choking kinda???

~ Bizarre Love Triangle: (Colin Ritman x Reader, Stefan Butler x Reader, Colin Ritman x Stefan Butler x Reader) You and THE Colin Ritman are best friends, and have been for quite some time. One day, he introduces you to Stefan Butler, and you immediately fall for the emerald eyed boy. However, Colin quickly becomes jealous, and drama ensues...

Warnings: some language, MEGA canon divergence, jealous!Colin, and eventually smut.

|Chapter 1 | Chapter 2|

~ I Will: (Stefan x Reader) You and Stefan babysit your sister’s children, which prompts a fluffy and adorable discussion about what the future has in store for you two :)

Warnings: none! Mega fluff hehehe

~ Noise Pollution: (presentday!Colin x Reader) Colin and the reader meet after an English lecture at university, and they quickly hit things off. (lots of fluff...and getting high)

Warnings: Drug use, some language, that’s it. OH AND MEGA FLUFF HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

~ This Charming Man: (Colin x Reader) Colin comforts you after a long, tiring day with some cuddles, snuggles, and Star Wars :)

Warnings: a bit of language, fluff overload hehe!

~ We Don’t Deserve Love: (AU!Stefan x reader) You and Stefan have your first fight...and let’s just say it ends up going in a completely DIFFERENT DIRECTION....(smut ;)

Warnings: SMUUUUTTTT! angst, LOTS OF LANGUAGE, AU.

~ Just Like Heaven: (AU!Colin x reader) Colin picks you up from dance, and to your surprise comes in to watch. Things get…interesting to say the least.

(Warnings: Language, references to drug use, OVERLOAD OF FLUFF hehe)

~Hold Me Now: (Colin x Reader) An unexpected, distressing family emergency arises, but Colin is there to pick up the broken pieces and help you every step of the way. (Mega FLUFF)

(Warnings: panic attacks, mental illness, suicidal thoughts of a loved one, depression of a loved one, speed racer Colin (who knew Colin was a speeder?), some language (but not really), over all sadness, but loads of fluff.)

~ Heroes: (Stefan x Reader) (anon request) You’re an art student working on a portrait of David Bowie as your final project. The painting becomes extremely stressful…but Stefan is there to make you feel better :)

(Warnings: Panic attacks, language, MEGA FLUFF, SWEETNESS, AND CUTENESS FROM OUR SOFT BOI SETFAN <3)

~ Uncontrollable Urge: (Colin x Stefan) What would happen if Colin was able to stop Stefan from kill his father? Guess what...he can. (Warnings: Lang, angst, ref to drugs + murder, implied panic attack...FLUFF!)

Part 1 Part 2

~Early Relationship Headcanon!: (Colin x Stefan) Title explains it all!

(Warnings: MEGA CANON DIVERGENCE. Ladies and gents I REFUSE to write an unhappy or morbid headcanon. Not in my house…(unless requested of course, then I’d consider), implied sex…but no smut. Also, references to suicide and murder, and drug use.)

PSA: (i will GLADLY write Stefan x Colin!!!!!! but i feel weird writing Colin x Kitty idk why...)

SEX EDUCATION (Netflix):

~ I Wanna Be Yours: (Otis Milburn x Reader) (Eric Effiong x Adam Groff) After months of separation, Eric and Adam are reunited at a school dance, which prompts Otis to tell you how he really feels.

Warnings: Language, MEGA FLUFF!!!

~ You Only Live Once: (Otis Milburn x Reader) You’re in love with Otis, but you don’t know how to tell him. So, you concoct a plan to do so through the sex clinic with some help from Maeve.

Warnings: some language...but FLUFF!

~ Ask Me I Won’t Say No. How Could I?: (Otis Milburn x Reader) You and Otis are best friends, but you’re head over heels in love with him. You decide that it’s time he knows the truth, even if he’s in love with Maeve.

(Warnings: some language, mega fluff!)

~ Take On Me: (Otis Milburn x Reader) You and Otis decide that it’s time to take things to the next step in your relationship...for the first time...

Warnings: SMUTTTTT AH! Language...flufff!

~ In The Heat of the Morning: (Otis Milburn x Reader) A/N...this is a continuation of Take on Me y’all...but you can read this without reading that first...) You and Otis wake up after sharing your first time together...and Jean decided to...well she decided to be Jean...MEGA FLUFF!

Warnings: References to sex, language, IMMENSE FLUFF!!!

DONNIE DARKO:

~ Shadowplay: (Donnie x Reader) //coming SOON!// (anon request) Donnie wakes up from one of his nightmares. However, something is different this time. Instead of sleep walking throughout the town with his friendly neighborhood imaginary rabbit, Frank, he is completely aware of his surroundings, and calls you for help.

(Warnings: making out, IMMENSE JOY DIVISION REFERENCES BECAUSE... UM...I CAN... fluff, probably language, maybe some angst…but cuteness over all)

ALEX TURNER:

~No title yet: (Al x reader) //coming SOON!!// (anon request) AMera!Alex surprises you by coming home early from being on tour! (Allll da fluff)

THE CATCHER IN THE RYE:

~Keep Your Kings in the Back Row: (Holden x Reader) //coming SOON!!// lets hope Holden doesn’t think I’m a phony y’all...bc I have no idea what to write for this one yet.

I WILL GLADLY WRITE FOR OTHER FANDOMS! I’M A PROUD PART OF OTHERS BUT THESE ARE THE PEOPLE/CHARACTERS I FEEL MOST COMFORTABLE WITH AS OF RIGHT NOW. JUST REQUEST AND MAYBE I CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! :) i will gladly do head canons and blurbs too :) oh and you can request smut dw.

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p4xman · 2 years ago

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Hey, do you think there’s one reality?

Because people think there’s one reality, But there’s loads of them all snaking off like roots. And what we do on one path effects what happens on other paths. Time is a construct. People think you can’t go back and change things but you can. That’s what flashbacks are. They’re invitations to go back and make different choices. When you make a decision you think it’s you doing it but it’s not. It’s the spirit out there that’s connected to our world that decides what we do. And we just have to go along for the ride. Mirrors let you move through time. The government monitors people. They pay people to pretend to be your relatives and they put drugs in your food and they film you. There’s messages in every game. Like Pacman. Do you know what pac stands for? PAC. Program and control. He’s program and control man. The whole thing’s a metaphor. He think’s he’s got free will but really, he’s trapped in a maze. In a system. All he can do is consume. He’s pursued by demons… that are probably just in his own head. And even if he does manage to escape by slipping out one side of the maze, what happens? He comes right back in the other side. People think it’s a happy game. It’s not a happy game it’s a fucking nightmare world and the worst thing is it’s real and we’re living in it.

hey are you bandersnatch because Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is a 2018 interactive film in the science fiction anthology series Black Mirror. It was written by series creator Charlie Brooker and directed by David Slade. The film premiered on Netflix on 28 December 2018, its release date only officially announced the day before. Netflix did not confirm the interactive nature of Bandersnatch until its release, though there was much media speculation. In Bandersnatch, viewers make decisions for the main character, the young programmer Stefan Butler (Fionn Whitehead), who is adapting a fantasy gamebook into a video game in 1984. Other characters include Mohan Thakur (Asim Chaudhry) and Colin Ritman (Will Poulter), who work at a video game company; Stefan's father, Peter (Craig Parkinson); and Stefan's therapist, Dr. Haynes (Alice Lowe). A postmodernist work with free will as a central theme, the film was named after a real video game planned for release by Imagine Software in 1984, the game in turn named after the bandersnatch, a creature of Lewis Carroll's creation. Brooker and executive producer Annabel Jones were approached by Netflix about making an interactive film in May 2017, during which time Netflix had several such projects for children underway. Difficulty in writing the highly non-linear script led to Netflix's creation of a bespoke program called Branch Manager; the unique nature of the content required adaptations in the platform's use of cache memory. Bandersnatch was originally to be part of Black Mirror's fifth series, but its lengthy production led to its release as a standalone film, delaying the fifth series to June 2019. Critical reception was mixed, with a positive response to the technical design of the film but criticism of the story's characterisation. There was mixed commentary about the narrative and the extent to which viewer choices affected the story. The film received average rankings in critics' lists of Black Mirror instalments by quality, but garnered numerous awards and nominations, winning two Primetime Emmy Awards. A lawsuit filed by Chooseco over the film's use of the term "choose-your-own-adventure" was filed in January 2019 and settled in November 2020.

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bisexualstevierogers · 6 years ago

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Not Here (Colin Ritman X Reader) {SMUT}

Fandom: Black Mirror: Bandersnatch Pairing: Colin Ritman X Reader Word Count: 1,724 Warning: This contains EXPLICIT sexual content! Do not read if you’re uncomfortable with that! Also I’m still not great at writing smut so please be gentle with me (this is also my first fic in a few months). <3 Author's Note: This was written for several people: myself and my sister because we love Will Poulter, and @tricksters-captain who wrote an AMAZING Colin fic that you all should go read!! Also: Kitty and Pearl do not exist in this fic (:

You knocked on the door to the conference room, carefully balancing the tray of coffee in your arms.

The door swung open after a moment, and you were greeted with the sight of Colin's blonde hair rushing by you before he sat down again.

“Thank you, Colin.” You said politely before placing a coffee in front of him. He tipped his head in thanks.

You handed one to Mr. Thakur before handing the others to the other programmers who were sitting around the large table.

“If you need anything else, just let me know.” You encouraged before shutting the door behind you and making your way back to your desk.

The next few hours were uneventful as you took calls and made appointments for Mr. Thakur. Colin approached you around lunch time.

“Can you run and get me a sandwich from next door?” Colin asked, grabbing some bills from his wallet.

“Of course. What kind do you want?”

“I'll take a regular turkey with a bag of crisps. And whatever you want.”

Your cheeks flushed. “You don't have to buy me lunch, Colin.”

He smiled at you. “I know I don't have to, but I want to.”

“Thank you.” You replied as you grabbed your purse and the money from his outstretched hand. “I'll be back in a jiffy.”

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You returned with the food, but when you went to Colin's desk, you were surprised to see that he wasn't there. Assuming he went to the toilet, you placed his sandwich, crisps, and drink on his desk, along with the money that had been left over.

Then you went back to your desk with your own sandwich, deciding you would work on some paperwork when you ate so you didn't have to do it later.

You had just settled down comfortably in your chair when you felt a pair of hands pulling your legs apart.

You jumped and opened your mouth to scream when you glanced under your desk and saw that it was Colin.

“Col? What are you doing?” You hissed, trying to pull your skirt back down.

“What does it look like I'm doing?” He asked teasingly, running his hands up and down your thighs.

“Trying to get us both fired.” You said, rolling your eyes. “We agreed that we'd be professional at work.”

“Actually, love, you agreed. I just sat there silently.”

“Colin if you do not get out from under my desk right now I'm going to murder you.”

Colin opened his mouth to respond, but he was surprised when you suddenly rolled your chair closer to him.

“Hi, Mr. Thakur.” You greeted politely and too loudly so that Colin could hear. His mouth snapped shut immediately.

“__y/n__, do you know where Colin is? I can't find him anywhere.”

Colin decided that was the perfect moment to pull your underwear to the side and begin licking at your folds.

“I'm not sure, when I dropped his lunch off at his desk he wasn't there. Maybe he's in the loo.” You lied, grateful that your voice hadn't shaken.

Mr. Thakur frowned. “Alright, thank you. If you see him, tell him I'm looking for him.”

“Of course.”

Mr. Thakur walked back to his office, and you slumped down in your seat as you breathed out a sigh of relief.

That was a mistake as it allowed Colin to pull you even closer to him and his tongue to slide deeper inside of you.

“Colin-” You started sternly, the words dying in your throat as Colin slipped a finger inside of you alongside his tongue.

You were torn between allowing Colin to finish what he was doing because he was excellent at making you cum, dragging him to the nearest closet and begging him to fuck you, and insisting he get out from underneath your desk and making him wait until you got home to finish your activities.

“Colin, c'mon, can't you wait until we're home?” You tried to be rational. You didn't want to be fired, but more than that, you didn't want Colin to be fired. He loved his job.

Colin pulled away from you with a pop. “Why should I have to when my girlfriend is right here?”

“Because it's inappropriate.”

Colin rubbed his thumb against your clit in slow circles as he looked up at you with a very exaggerated frown.

You fought to keep your breath steady.

“Would it make you feel better if we went somewhere more private?” Colin asked, removing his hand and smoothing your underwear back in place before adjusting your skirt.

“If you mean somewhere more private like home, then yes. You are not fucking me in a closet.”

“But you want me to.” Colin stated. It wasn't a question, he just knew you too well.

“No I don't.” You insisted, like a liar.

Colin chuckled, and in one smooth motion he had climbed out from underneath your desk, grabbed your hand, and began dragging you into a nearby supply closet.

Once Colin had shut the door behind you, you smacked his shoulder. “You are in so much trouble when we get home.” You hissed.

“You worry too much, love.” Colin insisted before pressing you against the wall and kissing you deeply.

You broke the kiss to murmur “You don't worry enough.” before relaxing into the kiss. You finally decided that if Colin wasn't going to back down, you should at least enjoy yourself.

Colin just chuckled as his fingers trailed down from your hip to your ass, where he squeezed roughly. “Maybe if you would stop wearing such tight skirts to work I would be able to wait until we got home for this.”

You narrowed your eyes at him, even as you worked on unbuttoning his slacks. “So now you're saying this is my fault?”

Colin groaned as you pushed his trousers down and slipped a hand into his boxers. “I'm just saying that it's your fault that you're so hot.” He said, trying to recover.

You rolled your eyes before unzipping your skirt and stepping out of it and your panties. You weren't going to risk staining them when you still had to wear them for several more hours.

Colin hoisted you into his arms and pressed you firmly into the wall once again. He teased his cock along your dripping slit.

“Colin, we're on a bit of a time crunch here, can you please hurr-” Colin cut off your complaint by sliding into you quickly.

You both moaned quietly.

You wrapped your arms around Colin's neck and pulled him into a rough kiss. Colin began fucking into you earnestly, and you fought the urge to moan more loudly, remembering that you were at work and you shouldn't be doing this at all.

You couldn't deny though that it made the sex that much hotter. Someone could walk in at any moment and find the two of you shagging in the closet like you were horny teenagers, and the thought just made you wetter.

Colin knew this and decided to exploit this.

“Can you believe how hard those blokes in the office would get if they saw me fucking you like this?”

“Colin,” You moaned quietly, sneaking a hand in between you so you could rub your clit while he fucked you.

“You look so hot taking my cock in this tiny closet, baby. Bet you wish you could be as loud as you are at home.”

“Yes.” You whined, gasping as Colin’s thrusts became even faster. You could tell he was getting close.

“Don't worry, love, when I get you home I'll fuck you again and then you can be as loud as you want.”

“Baby, kiss my neck, please.” You begged, and Colin did so immediately. The feeling of Colin's lips sucking and biting along your throat, paired with the way his cock was fucking in and out of you and the way your fingers were flying on your clit had you cumming around his cock with a quiet moan.

Your whole body trembled as you reached your peak. Colin helped you to the ground before pulling out of you and gently pushing you to your knees. You went willingly, opening your mouth immediately and allowing him to stick his cock in your mouth.

You took as much of him in your mouth as you could, swirling your tongue around his shaft as he carefully fucked into your mouth.

Colin had already been close, so it only took a few more thrusts before he was spilling down your throat with a groan. You swallowed it all, still gently sucking on him until he tapped you on the shoulder and you let him pull out.

You climbed to your feet and pulled your underwear and skirt back on before attempting to straighten out your blouse and fix your hair.

“Hey,” Colin said as he finished tucking himself back into his boxers and rebuttoning his trousers. “Thank you for indulging me. I love you.”

You gave him a sweet smile, your orgasm having zapped any remaining annoyance you had for him. “I love you too. And you're welcome. It was fun.” You kissed him once more. “But just so you know, we are NEVER doing this again.”

“Aw, c'mon, love, it was-”

You slipped out of the closet without letting Colin finish talking and made your way back to your desk without being spotted by anyone.

You chuckled as Colin walked by your desk and you realized that he looked far more fucked out than you did.

His hair was a mess, his cheeks were deeply flushed, his glasses were foggy, and his trousers were wrinkled.

You blew him a kiss before finally beginning to eat your sandwich.

“Where the hell have you been?” Mr. Thakur asked as he rounded the corner and spotted Colin. He actually sounded less annoyed than you expected him to.

“I was doing stuff.”

You nearly choked on your sandwich as Colin winked at you over Mr. Thakur's shoulder.

You prayed he didn't notice it, and you were incredibly relieved as Mr. Thakur just wrapped an arm around his shoulder and steered him towards his office.

“Anyways Colin, I had this idea…”

Their voices faded out as they stepped into Mr. Thakur's office.

Colin was so going to get it when you got home.

End. <3

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countlessimagines · 6 years ago

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The Gamer Guy [ Colin Ritman x Reader ]

Summary: your brother Stefan introduces you to the one and only Colin Ritman

“hello!! can you write a colin ritman x reader? fluff of any kind? (i can be more specific if you like :})” - @the-outrages

“Please write anything Colin please 😭 I’ve always loved will, now he’s finally being appreciated I need my fix of fanfic 😂x” - @justleave-already

“Hey. Can you write me a few imagines with Cokin Ritman from Bandersnatch. And then tag me in them? Thanks ❤” - @maryhuffxoxo

Warnings: Some language

MASTERLIST

It was a tough week for your little brother, Stefan, to say the least. You saw him rotting away in his room trying to finish Bandersnatch but it just wasn't going well for him. You went to go check on him one day and when you entered his room, he slammed his fist against the desk.

“Stefan?” You cautioned while walking over to him. “Hey, maybe you need a break.”

He rotated in his seat and looked at you so frustrated and miserable. “Yeah, that - that would be nice.”

You drove Stefan and yourself to his favorite lunch spot and parked in front. Getting out of the car, Stefan saw someone he knew and hurriedly walked to the sidewalk to say hello.

“Colin?” He said and started fiddling with his fingers. Now that he was in the situation, he didn’t know what to say.

Colin looked at Stefan and didn’t miss a beat while nodding, “How’s it going with Bandersnatch?”

“Frustrating, really really frustrating,” He stammered. “But my sister drove us here so we could eat and I could get my mind off of it.”

You walked up to the two and eyed Colin suspiciously, “And who are you?”

“I’m Colin,” he said and titled his head. You had the thought he was checking you out as his eyes darted over you.

“Ah, yes,” You nodded and pointed your finger at him, “You’re that gamer guy that my brother always talks about... Want to join us for lunch?”

Colin took a second to think but agreed and followed you two inside. Funny thing it was, though, for the server. He had just left the restaurant only a few minutes ago.

“Eh, they’re not my favorite band,” You said and skipped through the various records Colin had in his room. “I rather listen to my dad go on about his new food techniques he learned. Which is so boring, may I add.”

Colin chuckled from where he sat on his couch, staring at you with a certain look in his eyes.

“I bet that’s not too bad.”

“Want to bet? You should come to my house sometime... He's also pestering Stefan so much that I think the poor kid is going to snap at him.”

“Mm, that's not good. Especially if he’s working. Might release his anger on your dad if he messes up or something goes bad. I yelled at someone so badly one time that they quit.”

“How charming.”

You both had found out that there were many similar interests Colin and you shared. Stefan became wary about you two hanging out - claiming he had terrible dreams where you two being together wasn't the best. You ignored your little brother’s concerns and carried out the blooming friendship - or whatever it was - with Colin.

You often caught him observing you, a look of admiration on his face.

Turning around, you took a seat next to him and noticed that he became a little more tense.

“So, did you see your latest reviews on that one show? Stefan had it on and I was listening in. They gave it a good review.”

Colin shrugged, “I don’t really look at those types of things.”

“Oh come on!” You told him exasperated. “It’d help you. You know, some criticism.”

“What did you think about the game?” He questioned, more interested in your answer more than a random kid on the television.

“I liked it, but I prefer others games more than yours,” You teased and noticed him get visibly upset. “I’m just joking.”

“Yeah, yeah,” He smiled and placed his hand on your knee. “Well, you better head home, check on Stefan.”

You became confused because it was only an hour ago you arrived, “How - how come?”

“I’m tired and I have a long day tomorrow,” He said bluntly and his “Okay,” You murmured and collected your things. “Want out hang out on Saturday?”

“I’ll have to see.”

A couple weeks went by and you heard nothing from Colin. No calls or visits.

You tried to reach out to him but he always said he was busy or didn’t have the time to hang out with you.

Thinking you did something wrong to scare him off, you stayed at home and didn't really leave unless it was for meals. And Stefan noticed this.

He knocked on your door and saw that your were laying down with your headphones on. He approached you and took the headphones off, “You alright?”

You shook your head, “Colin’s been blowing me off. I don’t know what I did.”

Stefan sighed and held back the urge to say I told you so, but didn't and mumbled instead, “I don't think it’s your fault.”

“Why else would he reject me?” You shouted and then apologized to Stefan who moved back a bit. “Sorry, I’m just - I don't know. I thought there was something special between us, you know? We have so much in common and had fun hanging out together. Guess it was all for nothing.”

Stefan saw how broken you were over Colin not paying attention to you so he made up his mind on what to do, “I’ll be back.”

It was later on that night that another knock came to your door. You sighed, not really up to talking to Stefan about Colin or you dad asking if you were hungry.

“Come in, I guess,” You mumbled loud enough for the person to hear you. Sitting up on your bed, you could feel some bones cracking because of how long you were laying down.

Colin shyly slid into the room and did an awkward smile.

A lot of thoughts ran through your head. First, you wanted to hit him with a pillow. Second, you wanted to cry. Three, you wanted to push him out. You went with option one.

Chucking a large pillow at him, he tried to dodge it but rather got hit harder, “Hey! Hey! Easy with the pillows.”

“You are truly a terrible person.”

“I wouldn’t say terrible. Im here, aren't I?”

You raged, “After two weeks of rejection! What happened, Colin? Did you lose interest in me and think I wasn't worthy of being in the presence of the Colin Ritman?”

“No, it’s not like that!” He said and made a large step to your bed. “I... I just... I couldn't...”

“You couldn’t, what?”

“I couldn’t see you because I... I have feelings for you.”

You were shocked by his statement and gave him a what the hell look.

“I know it’s crazy and we’ve only know each other for not even two months. But, there's something about you that makes my heart sting and my head go high wire and my thoughts filled with how much I love you.”

“It’s not crazy at all,” You comforted him and fully stood up from your bed. “Hearing what you said made me realize I have feelings for you, too. I think that’s why I got so mad. I thought I lost a really amazing man.”

Colin beamed at you so brightly and rushed forward. He grabbed your face in his hands and kissed you roughly, but you didn’t mind. Kissing him back felt like it was an eternity waiting for something like this to happen. And it felt warm and familiar.

“Are you guys okay?” Stefan came into the room and then instantly left. “I wasn't suppose to see that.”

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ultraintrovertedgryffindor · 3 years ago

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Omg could you like ,,, 🤞 write something ab jealous colin ritman like someone flirting w reader or something like that up to your imagination (cuz you have a big one ) It can lead to smut or angst grr doesn’t really matter just want some juicy colin fanfics cuz there’s like zero of them 😭💔

Yeth❤ Also, didn't know if you wanted F!Reader or not so I just didn't mention any pronouns, just to be safe

Warnings: SMUT (MINORS DNI), gagging, slight choking, spitting, possibly degradation (if you squint), Colin being a dom (but we already knew that he was), pining, jealousy, possessiveness, angst, mentions of drug use

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Never in your life have you seen Colin Ritman jealous, about anything, especially when concerning you. So maybe that's why it took so long for you to figure out what exactly had ruffled his feathers.

You had started working at Tuckersoft a few years ago, as an assistant to the man himself, Mohan Thakur. You were supposed to be a video game programmer, but you apparently had to "earn" your position. You were used to it though, being underestimated, so you were the best damn assistant to ever work at the place.

When you finally got promoted to be what you actually signed up for, that's when you met Colin. He was blunt, sarcastic, undiplomatic, and those were his best qualities, but you found him oddly pleasant to be around. Sure, he wasn't that great at being emotional supportive in any regard, but he was loyal, and that was enough for you.

You and Colin would often smoke dope together, work on side projects, and just bitch about Thakur behind his back. It was nice, just spending time with him. When he finally told you that he had a kid, you felt like you leveled up in your friendship. He actually trusted you, and you knew you could trust him. After that, it didn't take long for you to fall for him. He wasn't the typical person you'd fancy, but it's not like you had a choice in the matter.

You would try to bring it up sometimes, just subtle hints here and there that may suggest you would like to be more than friends, but the man was totally oblivious. You felt your heart almost break in two when he told you that he and Kitty were going to try to work things out for the sake of Pearl. You couldn't exactly say that you weren't okay with that, you had no right to, you weren't his and he wasn't yours. You had no choice but to sit back and watch as he slowly distanced himself away from you over time, and you felt like a shell of a person. You'd still see him at work, but you'd rarely ever talk to each other, only a simple greeting to one another in the morning then sitting silently at your own desks.

You couldn't bare to ask him how things were going with him and Kitty, and you weren't sure if you even wanted to know. Colin told you had often she'd get into arguments with him, over anything and nothing at all. It definitely didn't seem like a healthy and loving relationship, but you knew that you had to keep your mouth shut, no matter how much it hurt.

You had your interest peaked when Thakur hired a new assistant, a handsome one at that, not as handsome as Colin though. But if you couldn't have Colin, maybe you'd just have to start talking to this new guy. You quickly noticed how he had his eye on you when he got the tour of the building, giving you a small smirk as he passed by your desk. It made your stomach flutter with butterflies, but not the good kind. It was more of a disgust, almost nauseating. But if you were going to get over Colin, you had to tolerate it, at least for now until you could find someone you could actually see yourself being with.

For Colin, he couldn't have been more furious when he saw this new assistant talking to you at your desk, wearing a smile to show off his pearly white teeth and his perfectly coiffed hair, looking you up and down like you were a piece meat just waiting to be devoured. Being the perceptive man he was, he could see how uncomfortable you were, your body language giving it away easily. How your body stiffened, your weary smiles, how you almost flinched as he moved a piece of hair out of your face. No, no, he needed to shut that shit down.

You couldn't have been more thankful as Colin made his way over to your desk, giving you a tight lipped smile. "Hey, Y/n, could you help me out? Got that buffer error again." He faked a frustrated huff.

"We're in the middle of something, mate." The new guy chuckled, looking back and forth between you and Colin.

Colin's face fell, a deep frown setting in his face. "Look, new guy, we have actual jobs here that need to get done. Now run along and fetch Thakur's coffee order or whatever it is you do here, yeah?" The new guy frowned, awkwardly nodding and walking away with his tail between his legs.

"Thank you, Colin." You breathed out, trying to calm your heavily beating heart. "He would not stop talking."

"Why were you even allowing that arsehole to talk to you anyway?"

You shrugged. "I don't know. He looked nice, handsome."

Colin scoffed, his face heating up. "Handsome? Really? Posh looking motherfucker."

"Well, excuse me if I'm looking to get laid."

"You could do better."

"Right, like with you?" You quickly joked, but instantly regretting it as you felt the air turn tense. You coughed awkwardly, "Anyway, thanks for saving me from a terrible mistake."

"Come round by my flat after work." Colin said plainly.

"Wha-? Why?" You stuttered, but you didn't get an answer as Colin walked back to his desk. You spend the rest of your work hours wondering what possibly Colin had planned, and honestly, you were a bit scared. What if your joke pissed him off and he was waiting to yell at you cause it would be unprofessional to do it at work? You tried not to think about, trying to focus on your actual work, but you had no control over your thoughts as you walked to Colin's flat.

"Come in." Colin stepped aside to let you in, stopping in his tracks once you both reached the living room.

"You really wanted to get laid by that new guy?" Colin spat suddenly.

"You invited me over just to repeat what you said at work? I don't need a lecture from you."

"You know, I wasn't joking when I said you could do better."

"You're one to talk. From what you've told me, Kitty isn't exactly the best partner. Plus, you have no right to tell me who I shouldn't fuck, okay?" You huffed, crossing your arms in a pout.

"Wait, you think I'm with Kitty?"

"You said you were going to make it work for Pearl."

"Yeah, but it's not like it was gonna work out anyway."

"So, you're not with Kitty?"

"No." Colin said in frustration. "We really tried but...I don't love her, I never have. If it wasn't obvious, Pearl was an accident."

You sighed, tired of the games. "Why am I here, Colin? Really? You wanna lecture me? Fine, you succeeded. Now what?"

"I didn't like seeing you with that man. Even if you were flirting with him, I still would've ran him off. Because I don't want to see you with anyone but me. Understand now?"

"You...you mean that?" You blushed.

"Why would I lie?"

"I guess, I never thought you'd feel that way about me."

"So, I take it you feel the same?"

You laughed. "For a perceptive man, you sure are oblivious."

Colin scowled, marching up to you and grabbing your face, planting a hard kiss on your lips. Blunt and direct, just like him, but it also took your breath away. "You're mine, only mine. Understand?"

"Yes." You smiled, leaning forward to kiss him again, albeit a bit softer than the first one. "Why don't you take what's yours then?" You smirked, tugging at the hem of his shirt, your body getting very anxious to feel him; all of him.

"You sure you're ready for that, love?" Colin whispered lowly, his hand reaching up to squeeze your neck gently.

"Yes. God, yes." You whimpered, leaning into his touch, pressing your body against his, feeling warmth radiating off of him. "I've wanted you for so long."

"Then who am I to turn you down?" He smirked, planting sloppy open-mouthed kisses down your neck, practically ripping off your shirt to to mark up your chest with love bites, eliciting breathy moans from your lips.

The both of you stumbled your way through his flat, ungracefully entering his bedroom and promptly falling to his bed. You would've been a giggling mess if it wasn't for his continuous attack on your lips with his own, his hands wandering all over your body and groping everywhere he could, surely leaving bruises that you'd find later.

Tugging off each others trousers finally allowed for more pleasant friction as Colin grinded against you, his hardened cock rubbing against your aching sex, the tension dizzying as you craved for more. "Fuck me, Colin, please." You begged, tugging at his boxer briefs, running your hand along the outline of his cock, hearing him inhale a sharp breath.

Colin wasted no time obeying your request, sensually removing your underwear with his cold fingers, raising goosebumps all over your body as he kissed his way back up to your lips. You and Colin both let out loud groans as he pushed himself inside you with no warning, your slick of anticipation softening the sharp pain of the stretch, but even the pain made you crave more. "This what you wanted?" Colin wrapped your legs around his torso, keeping a firm grip on your thigh as his other hand gripped your jaw, forcing you to look up at him as he rocked against you.

"Yes." You moaned, your walls clenching around him perfectly.

"Yes, what?"

"Yes, Colin." You clawed at his back, trying to pull him closer than what was humanly possible, bringing his hand up to kiss his knuckles; the otherwise sweet and innocent gesture being ruined by Colin forcing his fingers into your mouth, bringing tears to your eyes from gagging on his digits and the pleasure his cock was giving you. "Fuck-!" You yelped, though muffled until Colin removed his fingers, only to roughly grab your face.

"Open your mouth." Colin ordered, spitting a wad of salvia into your mouth as soon as you obeyed. "Swallow." You whimpered as you obeyed his every word, too lost in pleasure to even consider refusing him, the smug smirk on his face only adding to your ecstasy. "So good for me, aren't you?" He bit his lip to suppress a moan, your eagerness to accept his every command getting him closer and closer to his climax, and from the way you had a vice grip on him, he could feel you were almost there as well. "Close, aren't you?"

"Yes." You cried, the blunt tip of his cock hitting that special spot inside of you over and over again, unrelenting and unforgiving in his swift pace, your eyes threatening to roll back into your skull.

Colin groaned loudly, his own orgasm taking him by surprise and spilling inside you, but he kept up his pace, determined to get you there as well. "Come for me." He squeezed just below your jaw, applying just enough pressure to fast track your climax. Your walls fluttered around his cock and a deep moan escaped your lips, straining your vocal cords from the euphoria. Your moans were like music to Colin's ears, and oh, how he vowed to hear you sing for him a few more times before the day was over.

Laying by his side with your head on his chest, you listened as his heartbeat slowed down and his breathing evened out. You smiled as he traced his fingers up and down your upper arm, hearing him sigh. "I'm sorry it took me this long to figure out my feelings for you. I know I can be a right dickhead sometimes."

"Sometimes?" You chuckled jokingly, making Colin roll his eyes, trying to hide his growing smile.

"Yeah, alright." Colin pushed you away, only to pin you down on your back with a smirk, placing feather light kisses on your neck, causing you to squirm. "Ticklish, hm?"

"Shut up." You giggled. "But hey, don't feel sorry. Better late than never, right?"

Colin nodded, looking over your face with a content expression. He was happy, and he realized he didn't know when the last time he could've honestly said or thought that. It was a foreign feeling, but one he wasn't going to let go anytime soon.

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Sorry, I can't write Colin smut without making it slightly kinky, it goes against my dna. ugh, colin, my precious little junkie❤🥵

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