#cocktail in a can
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Then, a short peninsular hot coffee . . .
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I made a magnolia tea latte so good I'm having a religious experience at my desk
this is a PSA to go steal some magnolia flowers from your neighbor's yard TODAY
#come visit me and i will make you magnolia drinks#(that is a threat and a promise)#i'm putting magnolia in everything#cookies? check. oatmeal? check. coffee? check. cocktails? check.#gonna learn to make ice cream just so i can put magnolia in it#it goes extra well with the mulberries i froze from last year#EXTREME hobbit vibes in my apartment today
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Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT”
#atla#toph#zuko#toph ALWAYS calls Zuko#never Katara because Katara will leave her ass in prison#not Sokka because he'll cave to Katara's glare and also leave her#sometimes Aang but he's no fun because he always goes Disappointed Avatar Mode#Suki's a good option but she's not usually able to get there quickly#meanwhile Zuko is on a potent cocktail of terrified and fond and will deny Toph absolutely nothing#but what he will do is LOUDLY COMPLAIN ABOUT IT and Toph can respect that#also Toph bums around the Imperial Palace constantly#Zuko: Toph you've been here for a month. get out#Toph: No#Zuko: ...fair enough have a nice day
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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an aro-ace's love letter to love.
(the title "Laozi's bowl" is in reference to the famous quote by Chinese philosopher Laozi who said "It is the empty space which makes the bowl useful.")
#it can be lonely sometimes being aroace. but ive somehow made a career out of writing romance stories#ive made peace with myself#and what my identity likely means for my future#im fine with it but i cant help poke fun at the irony#to be a hopeless romantic and also aroace is a fun cocktail#aromantic#asexual#stillindigo art
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best drinksmith in penacony!!
#my little trash-diving pedro#i love stelle with all my heart#lovingly puts her in a small belobog trash can#and feeds her snacks#the bartender sidequest was really fun tho!!#why is siobhan not playable#yes i also made siobhan her lesbian cocktail like everybody else#honkai star rail#hsr#Stelle
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You are an escape specialist and understand the lengths the military will go to in order to protect their best assets more than anyone else. That's why you've been rotting in some off grid gulag for 3 years now, long enough that the torture is just to pass the time for the guards now because they know you're not saying shit.
Why are you here? Easy. Intelligence identified this was the most likely place their darling 141 unit would wind up if they were ever captured. You're here as a contingency if that happens. You are sure there are others in prisons and dungeons and mansions dotted over the globe whose sole purpose is as a "just incase" measure for a team that doesn't know you exist.
The day they drag in a man with a mohawk and a nasty looking hole in the head kicking and screaming? Oh you've never been so fucking excited in your life. Time to get the fuck out of here and spend the ridiculous amount of money that has been accumulating in offshore accounts for you since you agreed to this job.
If only the idiot would do as he is bloody well told.
#mhairidrabbles#discovering that Soap actually hates being given orders thank you very much#and he doesn't trust anyone who isn't his team#great just great this will be the most annoying fucking fetch and deliver quest known to man#but you can keep yourself going by every ao often closing your eyes and imagining drinking a cocktail served by your cabana boy on a beach
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Oh no baby fell asleep on my arm and the endorphin rush of Warm Sleepy Baby has trapped me
I can never move again
RIP me
#No but the chemical cocktail I can FEEL releasing in my head is bonkers#Hey evolution don't you think you're being a little heavy handed here#Evolution rolling up with a bong and shrooms: naw man it's cool#just relaaaax
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[ cw: sacrifice / self sacrifice / slight suicidal themes / death mention / ]
I personally think that Leo took the wrong lessons from the movie. I definitely think he grew to understand the importance of teamwork and making sure he takes others into account so as to not harm them by proxy of whatever scheme he has cooked up, however based on the ending events I’m not quite certain he fully grasped two things.
The first thing is communication. Oh, he can communicate, and he does, when he deems it necessary. When he’s setting up a plan prior to the action. But this is where the second thing comes in.
The second thing I don’t think Leo truly grasped is “it’s not about you.” It’s so unbearably easy to take that the wrong way, especially when taking the rest of the series into account.
What I believe Leo took from this message is not “it’s not just you, everyone matters and can contribute, can help and be helped” but “put the whole of everyone above yourself” which can both be a good lesson…and a fatal one.
And it is fatal, we see as much in the movie.
Even after the big hope speech, when Leo is “fighting” Krang!Raph, he takes a huge risk. Sure, it worked, and Leo managed to get through to Raph through a well deserved apology, but it could have so easily ended in his death and yet he barely even hesitates to go for it.
And then again, to the big scene at the end, where Leo sacrifices himself not only for the sake of his family, but for the whole world.
To him, that’s the message to take from this. That the lives of everyone, of the greater good, matters…more than him. That the risk to himself is worth it if others can be saved.
Leo learned that gambling with his life as the betting chip is always the best move to make in the end.
And to make matters worse…this thinking is what works.
These risks are ultimately what is needed to save the day, so why would Leo look away from it now? Clearly it’s the right move and everything worked out!
Thing is, Leo did grow from the events of the movie. He learned to take things more seriously and be more mature, he learned to value his team’s input and capabilities enough to rely on them more, and he learned to be less self-centered and realize the turmoil others were going through (especially if that turmoil is a result of his actions.)
But still, he’s grown to accept the gamble of his life as a viable answer to their problems.
Personally, with how Leo has been shown to toy around with the idea of “it’s better me than them” I think this goes beyond sacrifice in the name of love or even sacrifice in the name of responsibility, and pushes over into sacrifice in the name of worth.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#death mention /#sacrifice /#self sacrifice /#suicidal tendencies implication /#I honestly could go on for hours but this is all a kinda messy ramble rn#but yeah like…I genuinely can’t see how Leo doesn’t take the wrong message from this all#sure he gets a lot of good growth but#he’s a gambler at heart#it’s just now he’s only willing to bet *himself*#ONCE AGAIN-#‘I’m nothing without them’ and ‘it’s not about you’ can and do mix into quite the dangerous cocktail huh#thing that gets me here too is that a lot of what Leo has to learn in the movie is things he already showed moments of knowing in the show#like Leo KNOWS what his family is capable of and can rely on them if necessary#the problem is when it’s necessary#and he grew to understand that it’s actually ALWAYS necessary…except at the very end#leo is also often the voice of reason throughout the series…but he also often folds and just goes with the flow#he’s goofy like that lol#and tbh he likes to RELAX#that’s a pretty subtle but pretty substantial part of his character#imo at the beginning of the movie Leo KNOWS he’s being immature and THATS THE POINT#they’re still kids man#they’re all just kids#but yeah#I keep rambling and rambling but Leo really is such a tragic character in the grand scheme of things#he’s so utterly fascinating to look at because of how many layers and complexities he has but I just want to give him a hug and let him rest
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Murderer? I hardly know her! transparent ver under the cut
#btaa scarecrow#batman the audio adventures scarecrow#batman the audio adventures#scarecrow#the scarecrow#jonathan crane#.moth draws#my hc is that he sorts his patient files by the taste of their fears#he also makes killer cocktails#mainly because he can tell from a look which notes and tastes a person likes#scarecrow dc#i miss this podcast :(
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The other "tail" to be picked up at the club . . .
#cocktail in a can#the original clubtails#watermelon margarita#malt beverage#clubtails & co.#laval#quebec#canada#flavored ale
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knifecat cafe where the cheerful maids are cute and the service is terrible ♫
you could always try your luck with the social anxiety maids instead, though...
#genshin impact#danganronpa v3#ouma kokichi#venti#saihara shuichi#xiao#ever makes art#venti's special drink service: he makes a beautiful cocktail and then drinks it in front of you#this is the purpose of learning 2 draw... so u can draw the things nobody asked for or wanted but u
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Taking a moment to touch on some more seasonal aspects of Reaper/Underworld culture! The Annual Office Party™ is an event that is much looked forward to, even if the ensuing consequences may be...less than ideal >:'D
Again, major props to @humming-fly and @alagaesia-overlord for helping put together the brain cells for this and for also let me drag around their OCs like the rag dolls at all times <3
Closeups of the polaroids in the first panel are also under the cut! 👇
#aseukiart#kirby oc#breakroom gossip#kirby headcanons#halloween#phemus#strix#alcohol mention#Dispenses a mini lore post. Just for u all 💖#This was supposed to be done like a week ago but I. Forgor.#You'd think they would have learned after the week of all nighters from scooping up all the souls#that slipped past bc of decreased security#but what can be said coworker Jeff just makes the meanest cocktails every year#Makes it worthsies every time#forgor to add the timestamps but I hope u all know that#there's like a 10 min gap at Maximum between the Married and Divorced pics
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Basic Instinct (1992)
#just put him in a cocktail dress at this point you're always making him have his legs out for no reason#kim seungmin#skz#skz gifs#stray kids#anyway you can throw tomatoes at me if u want
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#Who's getting ready ?#let it flow#let it flow au#the lorax#Go Cash#The Cashtea-ler#Cashtea-ler#Cashtie#hot-iced tea in my cocktail glass of a great great great grandfather gambler baby#I'm busy gambling shut up if you please#how addicted can I be#28#the once-ler#the greedler#the onceler#the once ler#onceler#once ler#fandom#lorax#greedler#greed ler#onceler oc
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blushing at the thought of teaching chrollo to dance to modern music ....
#we can't have him embarrassing us at the club!!!!!!!!#he can waltz do slow dances etc ... but turn on a pop song and he's a bit at a loss#he's a quick learner though#he has this smoldering eye contact that looks extra good in the low lighting + a few cocktails in the system#AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#chrollo brainrot
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