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bellamer · 1 month ago

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Literally woke up from a dream where I was at Disney World (somewhere I’ve never been) but it was in an alternate timeline where Disney literally owned everything from anime to horror movies and the parks became super fucking bloated with so many things and I was there with some random fat black lady celebrity who I think was supposed to be Lizzo but I don’t know because I won a sweepstakes where I spent the week at Disney with off-Lizzo and there were so many different rides and roller coasters that it gave me a headache to even go on and they even owned their own version of Hot Topic inside and they had recently gotten the rights to Terrifier and would have a guy dressed as Art the Clown chase people into the Hot Topic and they couldn’t leave until you bought something

So me and off-Lizzo are walking around HorrorWorld as Disney called it and we’re seeing guys dressed as Edward Scissorhands doing puppet shows with his scissors and a bunch of horror stuff where it was essentially just Spirit Halloween so we got bored and decided to go to AnimeWorld

AnimeWorld had this fucking giant ass screen as soon as you walk in displaying a ship amv of two male characters in a ripoff of Disney’s version of Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure where they urge you to go watch the tragic romance of not-Jotaro and not-Kakyoin while a Japanese cover of Savior by Rise Against played because some reason they couldn’t get the rights for Jojo and we looked at some Avatar the Last Airbender costumes that were like 500 bucks but made out of cheap polyester

So me and Off-Lizzo went to the Bungou Stray Dogs cafe because they got the rights to Bungou Stray Dogs and we went to the cafe to get some fried apple pies and we got bullied into going on the Atsushi Tiger-Coaster even though I hate roller coasters but they needed some content to film because I guess our outing was going to be shown on Disney Channel in a 7 part series and we had to actually ride rides

Off-Lizzo offered to go on the roller coaster by herself since I told her I hate roller coasters but somehow I was still forced onto it and did not feel good after the ordeal but Off-Lizzo ran off with me and we went to go on a food crawl instead away from the cameras and decided we’d go to Epcot but we couldn’t find Epcot because it didn’t exist anymore and was replaced by DCLand because Disney owned the rights to DC and declared Epcot obsolete so we got some coffee from this confusing automated coffee machine and instead went to DCLand

And then Off-Lizzo was kidnapped by an exact genetic artificially made thing of Superman and we learned that Disney wasn’t hiring people to dress up as people anymore, they just made their characters literally come to life which made it unnerving about HorrorLand and us getting chased by Art the Clown but Superman was trying to get us out of there but forgot me because Disney wasn’t going to stop, they were going to keep buying and adding things to the park and we’d be forced to stay there and ride their rides and eat their food and never go home because people actually liked our show and disney wanted to keep it going as long as it was making them money

And then Superman returned off-Lizzo to me and told us both to play along and ride the rides and do whatever we could to keep the cameras and staff and security busy because they’d cater to our every whim but warned us not to sign anything because Disney wanted us to sign over our rights to them so they’d own us, while he rallied some other characters and we’d break out of there and start a rebellion

Then I woke up. I hope I’m not clairvoyant or anything because that sounds horrifying.

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ozzyshroom · 2 years ago

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An introduction, I guess.

My name is Ozzy, which is short for Ozwald. I use they/he/un pronouns. I am gay and genderfaun, and I would consider myself a roseboy. One Piece and JJBA are my favorite manga/anime. I’m emo and I like punk and metal music (along with a lot of other songs i don’t know the genre of.) My favorites are MCR, SOAD, AND ICP. I also like vampires. Peace

#Spotify #jojos bizarre adventure #one piece #emo fashion #mcromance #system of a down #insane clown posse #lgbtqia #gayboy #genderfaun #roseboy #vampire #okuyasu nijimura #kakyoin noriaki #one piece usopp #valentine monster high #diamond is unbreakable

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silent-sanctum · 8 months ago

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hiii mijin! hope you are doing well 💕 can i req a beach day with jotaro and the crusaders, y/n getting hit on, joot getting jealous, pol and kak clowning him, those shoujo anime cliche we all know and love 😂 thanks !

Hello anon! Your beach day request has been heard! Initially, I had this planned to only be at most 600+ words, but then I went ahead and found the plot to be... a lot more 😬 Also this takes place in an au where everyone survives post-DIO's World. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! ♡

Volleyball - Jotaro x Reader

word count: 2.2k

It’s been 3 months since DIO’s defeat and no one else deserves a break more than the Crusaders.

Everyone had time to recover from their injuries and although some had worse wounds than others, they still managed to make it out of the otherwise deadly voyage alive.

It was Joseph’s idea for the team to meet-up once more in a popular beach near New York-to hang out as friends for once rather than just allies or colleagues. He promised that any expenses in relation to this one-time hangout would be covered using the “good old Joestar funds” as the old man put it.

And since the new school year wouldn’t start until a month after, and that being around familiar faces was a nice experience, Jotaro wasn’t opposed into joining, more so after knowing you were going too.

Speaking off, a part of him held onto this ounce of pride when you and Jotaro decided to be something more than being “just close friends” and who would’ve guessed that this decision would be made in the middle of a mission to save his mother.

Now, not only is Holly alive and well but he also gained a new lover for her to dote on and gush with.

And whether it was conscious or not, you both stuck around for each other, often finding ways to meet one way or another. It felt nice to have you here with him no matter the place.

So having to hop on board a plane yet again and fly off to the States for a day or two wouldn’t be too excruciating when he knew you’d be there to make the sudden meeting a bit more tolerable.

Day after arrival, here he was- sitting underneath a beach umbrella in his dark shorts, drinking juice while watching his grandfather and Polnareff compete at a game of volleyball. You were there beside him in the shade, dressed in a loose blouse and shorts, applying sun screen as you attempted to convince him to play a game with the crew.

I’d rather be at home. Despite your many tries, Jotaro stayed stubborn and said he’d be fine watching you play with the guys. You didn’t push the offer again and after a sip of your citrus drink and a quick peck on his cheek, off you went to lead a waiting Kakyoin to the playing field.

And for the next few hours, it mostly stayed like this- Jotaro and Avdol resting underneath the shade, him watching the volleyball match with his Walkman in hand listening to music, the Egyptian reading a worn-out book that’s most probably from his archives, and the rest of the group out in the sun playing their 3rd round.

Throughout his time there, Jotaro kept his eye on the game and on you specifically, mirroring your excited smile and laughter with his more subtle lip curl and huffs. In an addition to having himself be yours, the relationship helped him negate all the passing girls who took interest in him and tried to approach him.

Not that he had a hard time ignoring them to begin with it.

What Jotaro hadn’t considered was the onlooking men taking interest of you, and the thought struck him square in head when as a volleyball match ended, one of the nearby boys- an American with a blonde mop of hair and tan skin- walked over to you all smiling and shit.

Normally, you conversing with someone with the opposing sex wouldn’t bother him this much, but the second he watched the guy offering you an ice cream cone bought from the nearby vendor, he could hear himself scoff and scowl. “Why’d you accept that?” He muttered, continuing to glare at the man consistently keeping up a lively conversation with you. “What are they even talking about this long?”

“Such an irritating sight that is, right?” Jotaro glanced at Polnareff coming over to be annoying and take part in this dilemma. Behind him, Kakyoin followed. Both of them crouched by the delinquent and joined him in watching you talk with a stranger. “Can’t be helped when she’s just as attractive as you are.”

“You didn’t seem to mind it when boys from our school approached her though,” Kakyoin said.

“It’s because I know they won’t risk meeting me when they think of trying,” Jotaro replied. “But I got a feeling that guys from here are more gutsy than in Japan.”

To hammer down on that point, the blond began to point to his biceps and not-so-subtly flexed them for you to see, and you responded with a calm, wide-eyed “woah”. Jotaro rolled his eyes, rubbing a hand over his thick bicep once. “Why not head over there then? If you’re this jealous?” Polnareff said.

“I’m not jealous.” Both the cherry-haired and Frenchman stayed silent, giving him a mere deadpan. “… Fine. Just a bit.”

“So go there and introduce yourself as her boyfriend in your-” Kakyoin gestured over Jotaro’s frame. “-punk delinquent-esque ways.”

“And you can’t judge us for poor advice anymore when Nori here upgraded from telling you how to do things to instead doing things your way!” Kakyoin nodded, bumping fists with Polnareff.

Jotaro judged them regardless with one vertical look-over at the both of them. “I still don’t trust any of your advises. Besides,” he sighed. “After knowing her more, I don’t think she’d like me suddenly walking there and getting possessive.”

“But it’s not being possessive when you’re establishing boundaries monsieur Kujo,” Pol said.

“Don’t call me that,” Jotaro scowled. “Also I don’t get why you two are always in my business. It’s annoying. Leave me alone.”

Not that his “threats” were effective against this duo, who simply shared a look with each other before replying. “What are you talking about? We’re buddies!” Polnareff chuckled, wrapping an arm around the raven-haired teenager. “Who am I to leave a pal behind to wallow in their own self-pity?”

“Also to be honest, it’s entertaining to see you struggle over stuff like this,” Kakyoin said with a smirk. That and paired with those shades he bought from Egypt just made him all the more smug. “Gets all the ladies but can’t handle one-”

“You shut-”

“Hey!” All three paused to look at you waving from a distance with that damn American and his friends still standing near you. “These guys want to play a round but Grandpa Joseph’s tapping out for the day. I’m afraid his bones have become too brittle-”

“No it’s not!” Said the groaning old man plopping down on the sand the moment he reached his and Avdol’s shared blanket. “I didn’t want to overpower those kids that’s all!”

“L-”

“We’re tougher than we look gramps!” The blond called out in return just as Jotaro was about to say something to you. And that didn’t help alleviate any increasing irritation boiling in him. “How about you guys?”

“Us?” Pol asked.

“Yeah! A friendly competition between us youngsters sound good?” He said, ball already in hand. “Just one set of 2v2!”

“I’m down-”

Whatever Kakyoin had to say about accepting the invite got cut off as Jotaro stood from his spot and walked over to your side with his hands in his short pockets. By the time you were beside him, the blond and his posse faltered for a second when they saw how much taller, built, and intimidating this supposed teenager from Japan was compared to them.

“I’m joining.”

You gazed up at him with widened eyes and a dash of pink to your cheeks. “Jotaro-ssi…”

“O-Oh for sure man,” the American cleared his throat, nervous as he looked over his shoulder to his friends. “How about you guys-”

“You chickening out?” Jotaro said in his characteristic blunt mannerisms. “You wanted to play volleyball, looked for a player, and now that he’s here, you’re passing the torch to your buddies?” From the corner of his vision, you crossed your arms facing them, more amused than pissed at his intervention.

He could spot the single bead of sweat dripping down the side of his face and his Adam’s apple bobbing as he tried to play off his cold feet with false bravado. “Nothing wrong than wanting to let my pals have a shot at a game, but since you’re asking for it,” he made show as he tossed and caught the ball. “It’s game on. Though I got to warn you, I have a nasty spike.”

“It’s true!” Polnareff yelled out from the sidelines. “I saw how he moves on the other net.”

Jotaro rolled his eyes and walked off to your side of the field. “Hey, do you even know how to play volleyball?” You said with a whisper. “You haven’t played once during our time here.”

“I’ve watched you and the others play this entire afternoon enough times for me to figure out how to do it,” he said with casual ease, glancing down at you with a shrug. “If a novice can beat an expert Darby at his favorite baseball game, then this will be nothing.”

“Well yeah but you know playing a video game is drastically different than playing an actual game, right?”

He huffed, unbothered. “Makes this better for me.”

With everyone in their respective spots, one of the blond’s friends served as the referee and starting from the other guy’s side, the whistle blew and the ball flew.

True to his word and his ability to study and adapt on the spot, Jotaro managed to keep up with you and his opponents on the playing field, exchanging the ball countless times without break. All the while, the Crusaders watched this one game like die-hard fans at the Superbowl.

It shouldn’t be that much of a shocker when he knew that both of you had physical advantages: Your lithe self allowing you to be more agile and nimble to traverse the court and catch the ball before it fell, while he had the strength and height to send the ball back to the other side, often times targeted to the edges.

And just as the timer was about to hit the 29 minute mark, Jotaro noticed the American get into a stance with a smirk plastered over his tan face. He cocked his head and rose a brow. The nasty spike I assume.

You sent the ball flying to their side and just as he predicted, the blond took over center field and leapt, arm reared and hand poised to deliver his so-called “nasty spike”.

His palm got into contact with the ball’s surface and with a clear smack, the ball was sent flying over to your side. But as he was about to receive, a glint of rose gold zipped past his vision and next thing he knew, the ball was up in the air as if it was caught mid flight to the ground.

One second glimpse at your knowing look, Jotaro didn’t hesitate to follow your footsteps. He leapt off the sand and rose his hand. In that split second, Star Platinum’s purple gloved hand enveloped his and upon contact with its surface, the ball practically launched itself at the American at a raging speed akin to an incoming missile.

The sand erupted in a loud boom, causing a shallow crater with plumes of sand flying off in many directions as the ball hit the ground. It rolled off the now-incapacitated blond stranger’s body.

His friends couldn’t even move nor make the effort to blow the whistle from the shock of it all.

Jotaro tongued the inside of his cheek, casually pocketing his hands back in his shorts as he glared at the American. “Nasty spike ,” he scoffed. “What a joke.”

You whistled, impressed as you looked down the crater. “You did a number on him.”

He reached over to grab your wrist. “Let’s get out of here.” With a gentle tug, you complied to his wish and followed him out the sandy court. He didn’t even bother meeting up with the Crusaders, who were equally stunned at what had happened.

“You’re not at all questioning why I’m not at all offended at you knocking the man out?”

“I’m questioning why you decided to cheat and use Sanctuary midway.”

“The game was ending in a minute anyways,” you said. “And I wanted to finish it off with a bang.”

“By letting me launch a ball at his face?” You smiled and nodded. “And you’re okay with that?”

“He’s a weirdo,” you grimaced. “His fetishes were showing when he said something about how exotic and pretty I was, and it pissed me off.”

Hearing that made Jotaro want to turn around to the guy for one more solid punch to the face. “But I saw you talking to him for that long.”

“Made you jealous, didn’t it?” You said, smug. “I lowkey wanted to bait you into playing a game with me by riling you up a bit, and for you to finish off that creep with what he deserved.”

“I wasn’t-” He bit his tongue, not finishing his train of thought. “I was a bit jealous and I’m glad I got to wreck that shit-eating face of his in the process, but can you not make me feel like this on purpose? It doesn’t sit right with me.”

“Duly noted and I’m sorry,” you said, eyes cast downward as you bowed your head a bit in sincere apology. “I’ll just tell you outright who and when to punch someone next time, promise!”

Jotaro paused in his tracks and with one good look at your determined sparkling eyes, couldn’t help but sigh and smile at you with uncharacteristic fondness.

“Yeah... I’d prefer that.”

#jotaro x reader #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jotaro kujo

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vivalioo · 2 years ago

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Hi! Can I get some headcanons about the stardust crusaders crew with a s/o that has a stand that has the ability to make an enemy stand user laugh so hard by emitting a laughing gas? it basically give's other stand user's an opening to get a hit in on the enemy. and the stand itself looks like a small cute clown.(literally the size of heaven's door)

Bonus: the S/o wants to be a stand-up Comedian.

I LOVE WHERE YOUR MIND IS AT if you haven't already you should totally make this an OC because I'd love to see this idea come to life!! Also I feel like I'm definitely the target audience for this. My nickname was giggles in highschool because I couldn't stop laughing all the time and it'd be so contagious also I LOVE CLOWNS!! Thank you for this request it is chefs kiss

I don't believe any warnings apply here, oh but I did realize right as I finished writing this that I have the habit of inserting the reader into the story of part 3 for requests instead of making general headcanons so if that bothers anybody that requests for SDC pls feel free to ask for general headcanons!

Without further ado some hcs for @lumithegremlin for an s/o with a clown stand who emits laughing gas!! :D Hope you enjoy

Jotaro Kujo

-Jotaro probably wouldn't be very enthusiastic about you coming along with the crusaders to Egypt, but hear me out okay

-He has a lot of concerns about whether or not your laughing gas would be enough to keep enemy stand users at bay, he'd rather not see you get hurt, especially if he can help it! This concern probably manifests itself outwardly as anger, because we all know how bad he is with his feelings

-Eventually he finds a compromise with you, that allows you to be in his sight at all times while you work together to subdue enemies

-Whether he actually communicates this to you or it's just how things work out from his stubborn nature is up to you

-Aside from the rocky start he generally appreciates your presence, especially when you make every moment lighter with some wisecracks! He doesn't laugh out loud or break into a smile too often, he's more of an exhale through the nose kind of guy.

-Maybe even a groan or "gimme a break" if a joke is especially cheesy

-But he definitely wouldn't wanna change anything about you or your humor

-He also teases you a little bit for your stand's appearance— by extension he calls you a clown as a term of endearment<3

Noriaki Kakyoin

-Kakyoin greatly admires the ability of your stand, he thinks it's a nice contrast to some of the more gruesome and dangerous abilities you both have encountered up until this point

-At first he worried a bit that maybe you shouldn't be involved in this journey, mostly because he doesn't want to see someone who's nature of their fighting spirit is literally so wholesome in such gruesome battles, but he has a lot of faith in you to hold your own

-And he'll certainly encourage you to lean on him for support! He'll also do everything in his power to keep you safe and work with you when you fight

-He's just so thankful for your company, he loves your humor a lot and will sort of calmly respond to your anecdotes and jokes with small quips of his own. I don't think he jokes around a lot but he definitely has a sense of humor in there, and you tend to bring it out with ease!

Jean Pierre Polnareff

-Polnareff absolutely adores your stand and it's ability! You two would be an unstoppable duo— between your stand's laughing gas as a distraction— and his Silver Chariot who brings a swift end to any of your opponents!

-Because of that I feel like he'll always insist you work together or at the very least stay by his side, totally not because he just wants you all to himself lolol

-He's also your number one fan when it comes to your stand-up career, if you like to tell jokes during the trip he's probably the easiest to make laugh and it's always obnoxiously loud

-But he just adores you a lot and will find anything you say funny really

-He's also one of the best people to joke around with, you remember that submarine scene with the hand signals from the gif? Yeah you're definitely involved there somewhere

Muhammad Avdol

-Avdol is such a sweetheart I love him, I honestly can't see him having any problem with your stand at all

-He's the most outwardly supportive when it comes to you, especially with you wanting to be a stand-up comedian. It's crucial for everyone to be in high spirits during this adventure, he finds your humor one of the most important things to preserve! So of course, he'd go any length to protect you

-But you'll have to break him out of his shell initially, he takes his role in the group very seriously and sometimes he's cautious to the point of forgetting to indulge in a little fun now and then

-That's why you two complement each other well! You can see his progression throughout the journey as he starts to allow himself to relax around you and the crusaders. You truly bring out the best in him. And who doesn't love Avdol when he's being mischievous? His first appearance with Polnareff after his 'death' was honestly my favorite, he'll probably look to you for approval with his own practical jokes (even if the nature of this one was pretty extreme. But it was for a good cause!)

Joseph Joestar

-Okay you can't give me this prompt and not expect me to bring up the desert scene when they were up against The Sun

-The poor guy thought everyone was losing their sanity in there, and he wondered if maybe you were using your ability on everyone else to make them laugh.

-The fear was short lived though, mostly because he loved you and trusted you enough to know better from you, as well as the fact that the gas would have to affect him as well. Then his concern just grew into the fear that he was losing you too!

-Okay aside from that I think he finds the nature of your ability pretty fascinating in of itself, something very unconventional for fighting but when used tactfully it can be pretty powerful!

-He'll probably encourage you to stay away from battle, mostly because your stand is so unconventional as well as the fact that he probably can't protect you very well with Hermit Purple (not that he wouldn't go down without trying anyway)

-He's a little insecure about it, but that's why he needs you with him to talk strategy! He's sure that with your combined skill and power you could get yourselves out of any situation

-It's very easy to get a laugh out of him, and I'm sure he'll make you laugh quite a few times as well even if unintentionally (because it wouldn't be Joseph if he didn't make a fool out of himself)

-Oh and it's safe to say he absolutely supports your career, he'll do anything he can to help and he'll even try to offer up material for your jokes at any given time

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #stardust crusaders #stardust crusaders x reader #sdc x reader #jjba part 3 #jjba x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #muhammad avdol x reader #jean pierre polnareff x reader #joseph joestar x reader #requests open #headcanons

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ask-sister-solaris · 8 months ago

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I can’t find the master list thing I did so a new one IG:

My commissions are open! Here’s my Ko-Fi

For now I am only doing busts of OCs and canon characters. Doing full bodies took a toll on my mental health, though I might do waist up if you ask nicely /hj

𝐏𝐟𝐩 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠: @kabukiaku

NSFW asks now open! Now I’m officially 18 and have full control of my account.

Things I won’t do:

- incest

- r@pe

- sexual assault/harassment

- non con

- pedophilia

Ghost Band

- Primo

- Secondo

- Terzo

Cook!reader

Aftermath with Terzo

“Amore mio your as beautiful as the day I met you”

“See something you like amore?”

“Now and forever Amore”

“I’m always here amore”

- Copia / Frater Imperator

Copia with an s/o that’s practically a soundboard

Copia meets your friends

Dracopia

Copias chaos!ghoul

Copia Confessing to you

Copia X buff!reader

Antichrist Copia

“Stay with me”

First meeting copia (he gets aroused)

“I’ll never leave Amore”

“Choose to run away with me?”

Dracopia Angst

“SOS he’s in disguise”

“Love me, Love me, Love me, Love me”

Copia with a buff!reader

RHRN Copia angst

RHRN: Don’t you forget about your friend death

“Lucifer, whispering silently into your mind”

“Eyes on me Cara Mia” (18+ MDNI)

- most of the ghouls

- ocs

- Young Nihil

“No your never alone”

“Satanas your beautiful”

“Just wanna be with Chu in the moonlight”

- Mixed Headcanons

Touch starved s/o

Ghostbusters

- Ray Stantz

“Back off she’s a scientist and my girlfriend”

“It’s ok we can fight it one little bite at a time”

“Comfy”

“Wait me?”

- Peter Venkman

“He’s a slime ball”

- Egon Spengler (my beloved)

“It’s called a floor nap”

“What. Just. Happened”

“What’s Up Doc?”

“Spengs got a date before Venkman”

“Baby Fever”

“How can you just…stand there?”

“Your arts amazing”

“Your doing good, I’m proud”

“I promise your ok dove”

“Breath with me dove”

“Radio Static”

“Don’t you dare fucking leave me again”

“Peppered Kisses”

“You messed with the wrong scientist”

“I told you so..are you crying?”

- Winston

- Phoebe Spengler

- Old man Egon

“See you again”

- Old man Ray

- Old man Peter

- Old Man Winston

- Polyamory with the ghostbusters

“I promise you’ll be safe with us”

“We love you, and each other”

OCs:

- Sal Stantz (Ghostbusters)

- Janet Venkman (Ghostbusters)

- Violet Brett (Ghostbusters)

- Green Diamond (Steven Universe)

- Plum Diamond (Steven Universe)

- Queen Bee/Janet Carter (BATIM)

- Sei Emeritus/Papa V (Ghost Band OC)

- Sen Morrison (Later Emeritus) (Ghost Band OC)

- Ophelia (One Piece OC)

Baby Boom

- Steven Buchner (Harold Ramis’ character)

"Lets just focus on the dinner..and us"

Steven Universe

- Pearl

- Garent

- Amethyst

- White, Yellow and Blue Diamond

Baldurs Gate 3:

- Asterion

- Shadowheart

- Wyll

[ more to come as I play ]

One Piece:

I haven’t seen a lot of it but I’ll be writing as I watch.

Anime:

- Monkey D Luffy.

- Rorona Zoro

- Nami

- Usopp

- Sanji

- Buggy The Clown Pirate

- Smoker

- Ace

- Princess Vivi

- Chopper (in a platonic way)

- Dracule Mihawk

Live action:

- Dracule Mihawk

- Buggy The Clown

“I promise I’ll do better”

- Vinsmoke Sanji

“Kitty Claws”

- Shanks

- Zoro

- Nami

JJBA

Part 1:

- Jonathan Joestar

- Dio Brando

- Erina Pendleton

Part 2:

- Joseph Joestar

- Caesar Zepelli

Part 3:

- Jotaro Kujo

- Old Joseph Joestar

- Old Caesar Zepelli (AU where he’s alive)

- Noriaki Kakyoin

- Jean Pierre Polnareff

- Muhammad Avdol

Part 4:

- Josuke Higashikata

- Nijimura Okuyasu

- Rohan Kishibe

- Older Jotaro Kujo

- Older Noriaki Kakyoin (AU where he didn’t die)

Part 5:

None as of yet, as I haven’t watched it.

Part 6:

- Jolyne Kujo

- Old man Jotaro Kujo (again fuck canon he doesn’t die)

- old man Noriaki Kakyoin (fuck it he doesn’t die)

Live action Part 4:

- Jotaro Kujo

- Nijimaru Okuyasu

- Josuke Higashikata

- Koichi Hirose

Doki Doki Precure:

- Mana Aida/Cure Heart

- Aguri Madoka/Cure Ace

- Rikka Hishikawa/Cure Diamond

- Makoto Kenzaki/Cure Sword

- Alice Yotsuba/Cure Rosetta

TMNT:

2012:

Leonardo

Donatello

Raphael

Michelangelo

Splinter/Hamato Yoshi

Shredder/Oroku Saki

Rise

Leonardo

Donatello

Michelangelo

Raphael

April O’Neil

Casey Jones

Casey Jones JR.

Bayverse Movies

Leonardo

Donatello

Raphael

Michelangelo

Splinter

Shredder/Oroku Saki

Casey Jones

That’s it..

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deusluxuria · 1 year ago

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Their favorite memes/videos/internet funnies (except time isn't real because i said so)

Abdul: christian girl autumn

Abbacchio: cop falling down a slide

Anasui: jiafei/floptok

Buccellati: that one jpeg of an m&m version of that one white lady from desperate housewives

Caesar: "careless whisper" intro

Dio: ram ranch

Doppio: cupcakke remixes

Fugo: clown memes / people being called clowns for being depraved

Giorno: "they put a guillotine in front of jeff bezos house they put a guillotine in front of jeff bezos house"

Gyro: ram ranch

Holly: "i am kenough" / men playing guitar at you / "push" by matchbox twenty

Johnny: fake spirit halloween costume: "ableist do-gooder"

Johngalli A: baba booey

Jolyne: "bussy" and other plays on the word pussy

Joseph: "road work ahead? i sure hope it does"

Josuke: snapcube eggman yelling about pissing on the moon

Jotaro: binky fish (warning: images pulse by kind of fast so could have the effect of pulsing lights)

Jotaro's wife: "estoy cansado, jefe..."

Kakyoin: CDi zelda cutscenes

Koichi: "i have the power of god and anime on my side"

Lisa Lisa: "father i cannot click the book" / memes making fun of "boomer humor"

Mariah: "hey girls? did u kno..." any parody that makes fun of the original because it's misogynistic and stupid

Narancia: pen island

Okuyasu: "this man ate my son"

Mista: ram ranch

N'Doul: 18 NEKKID COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Polnareff: big chungus

Pucci: that video of the woman in the store seeing a fake rat and making an incomprehensible noise

Risotto: anything related to shrek

Sandman: ram ranch

Trish: poot lovato

Weather: those videos by that one guy who asks people to film him and then he morphs into an ed, edd, n eddy character and screams shit like "he shoots he scores he does"

Yukako: fake tumblr post about a guy's son getting launched off of a ride at disneyland or something

#i only put links on some because i have to pee #jojokes #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba

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brown-little-robin · 2 months ago

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hellooooo time for the JoJo half of this ask >:]

1: what got you into this story?

honestly, in a word? rebelliousness. I'd been told I wouldn't want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventures several times. The thing that pushed me over the edge was that my uncle saw me looking at his bookshelf entirely filled with JoJo and said I probably wouldn't like it, and I wanted to decide for myself. Also, I've been told not to watch JJBA while learning Japanese because the Japanese in it is really weird, and I can confirm this is true! But what am I learning Japanese for if not to know exactly how people misuse it?? I mean, I'm learning the language primarily to watch anime with. Come on.

what hooked me on JoJo was the absurdity. It employs clown-style humor—exaggeration past the bounds of even typical comedy which forces you past the edge of what you can consciously accept as real. watching JoJo requires ego death, and I kind of love that <3

5: do you have a favorite character? who?

oh this is so hard because JoJo has an enormous cast and I have many favorites (Jotaro, Kakyoin, Dio, Okuyasu, and Kars are the ones that come to mind), but overall, I'd say that Jotaro Kujo (JoJo number three) is the character who got deepest into my heart.

He's seventeen years old when he manifests a physical expression of his soul and thinks it's an evil spirit. He willingly goes to jail to protect everyone from it. While he's in jail, the "spirit" brings him creature comforts including blankets, manga, and cigarettes. Everyone in his cell is terrified of him because he's surly, silent, and exudes an aura of intense danger. Meanwhile, he's just reading his manga in silence and missing his mom. This is Jotaro Kujo in a nutshell: a self-aware manga main character, a guy whose affect comes off like a stone cold killer but who is actually just a quiet, awkward nerd trying to protect everyone he loves from dangers principally including himself. CRIES FOREVER. Jotaro.....

6: do you have a LEAST favorite character? who?

oh, man, well, there are a lot of really horrible and really horribly written characters in JoJo. But the one I have the most visceral loathing for is the villain Alessi, who likes to turn people into kids and humiliate them for fun. That creep deserved what he got.

7: how does the story compare to your initial impressions of it? has it surprised you yet? how?

Yeah, it's surprised me. For one thing, JJBA kind of has a reputation online that made me expect it to be... gayer. Not that it's not playing around with gender and sexuality, but it's weirdly a lot more subtle than I thought it would be. The way that JJBA examines masculinity is surprisingly complex, what can I say!! It exaggerates and heightens masculinity to the point of the absurd, to the point of looping back around into femininity, to the point of questioning our ideas of masculinity and femininity themselves; although maybe that's just me reading too much into it. Sometimes it's hard to tell, lol. but I'm getting a lot of excellent thoughts out of examining JJBA and gender and sexuality in critical but non-judgmental earnest :]

13: tell me an out-of-context piece of worldbuilding or lore!

oh boy.

okay, so, get this: Rhythmic Breathing is the opposite of vampires, because breathing puts OXYGEN in your BLOOD CELLS, whereas vampires take your blood OUT of your YOU. and FURTHERMORE oxygen lights tiny FIRES in your cells, which is like THE SUN, which famously KILLS VAMPIRES. so, through the power of breathing techniques, humans can kill vampires with their bare hands. <3

did I mention that JJBA starts out as a gothic vampire story? an 1880s vampire hunting story? :)))

14: how likely do you think this story is to break a reader's heart?

If you're the kind of person to get attached to side characters, quite likely!!! however, it's fundamentally un-serious, so it's not necessarily going to leave you with a gaping hole in your chest for the rest of time like a lot of tragedies do.

The whole idea of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is that it's a generational epic. Every Part (there are Parts 1 through 6 in the original timeline) follows a different main character (all nicknamed JoJo) from the Joestar family; it spans six generations. and, uh, not to get too spoiler-y, but. a lot of the characters die. including the main characters and the secondary characters that people get most attached to. so. yeah. like half of my favorites are dead at this point.

19: pitch an idea for a sequel or spinoff novel for this story!

alsdkfjslkdfss like JoJo's isn't already a series of sequels and spinoffs <333 but I did write this ask game, so I brought this upon myself.

how about this: I'd like to see a spinoff novel that's just straight-up slice of life about Jotaro getting his PhD in marine science while living with trauma <333 (the crowd continues fidgeting idly, unsurprised that Robin, local plotless trauma story enjoyer, wants another plotless trauma story about her favorite character)

22: FREE SPACE: say anything you want about the story!! <3

Here's a short bit of musing on why I'm willing to immerse myself in a story that has so many things that make me feel uncomfortable (including gore, crude language, and sexualization of both women and men), speaking to the best of my ability:

First of all, no one has to do this. Of course not. But. it can be a growing experience to expose yourself to fiction that makes you uncomfortable. Personally, I have a tendency to get defensive and shut down when I'm uncomfortable, which doesn't help anything and just makes me unavailable to connect to people. And fiction is a guide, showing people how to process things through fiction before they feel safe/confident enough to approach them in real life. Exposing myself to stuff like JJBA has been helping me to learn to process fear, revulsion, moral conflict, confusion, and absurdity. In other words, watching JJBA is giving me the cognitive tools and experience to be able to listen to and dialogue with people who are different from me. I'm experiencing the world in a more vulnerable, yet resilient way. And that's—that's priceless.

#live jojoblogging #Robin speaks

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missallanious · 6 months ago

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Big "git his ass" energy with this lmao

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i-like-ratsssss · 5 months ago

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New Intro <3

I wanted to make a new one since I was bored 😮‍💨

Anyways, I’m Ray! @gay-poet-gabriel calls me Mamy and idc if anyone else calls me that! ^^ I go by any pronouns but no neopronouns please. <3

I’m Bigender, Rodentgender, Slothgender, and Bisexual (with a pref for women).

The Fandoms I’m in are The Outsiders, JJBA, Demon Slayer, The Breakfast Club, Halloween 1978 series, Friday The 13th Series, Scream series, One Piece. ☆Fav Characters☆

The Outsiders: Darry Curtis, Sodapop/Lollipop Curtis, Steve Randle, Keith “TwoBit” Mathews, Ponyboy Curtis.

JJBA: Jonathan Joestar, Erina Joestar, Caesar Zeppeli, Elizabeth “Lisa Lisa” Joestar, Kakyoin Noriaki, Polnareff Jean Pierre, Mista Guido, Weather Report, Jolyne Kujo, Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli.

Demon Slayer: Tanjiro Kamado, Nezuko Kamado, Kanao Tsuyuri, Genya Shinazugawa, Mitsuri Kanroji, Shinobu Kocho, Giyuu Tomioka, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Obanai Iguro, Nakime, Kokushibo, Rui.

The Breakfast Club: Andrew Clark, Allison Reynolds, Brian Johnson.

Halloween 1978: Michael Myers (😮‍💨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨), Laurie Strode.

Friday The 13th: Pamela Voorhees, Jason Voorhees, Ginny Field, Tommy Jarvis.

Scream: Sidney Prescott, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Dewey Riley.

One Piece: All the Vinsmoke siblings + their mother, the ASL brothers + Garp and Dadan, Buggy The Clown, Red-haired Shanks, The Whitebeard pirates -Blackbeard, Strawhat pirates, Uta, Kaku.

What I do for fun ☆

Drawing, Writing, reading, playing, sleeping(yes.)

what I write

Fluff, Angst, N$FW, anything besides stuff that focuses on pedophilia, rape, child murder, etc.

anyways, that’s it!! <3

#intro post #introduction #i ain’t tagging allat #sigh #😮‍💨🫃#All about me

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Hello! I was wondering if i could get a Romantic matchup please? I dont mind what part the character is from!! I am Bisexual so the gender doesnt matter and i am also non-binary.

Myself, I am loud, goofy but sweet.

I always look out for other people and try to have fun doing it. Enjoying bringing a smile and joking around with the people i love most. Always wearing a big smile across my face. Although i know when to set down boundaries and be straightforward with people. Along with that, i can be a bit sensitive at times. Quick to anger or to cry if someone raises their voice. I am also very creative, quite enjoying writing and drawing. However i do consider myself average at it. Along with this, i love nature and learning about psychology. it's interesting. I also knit and sew from time to time. I like clowns and anything creepy. I also dislike whenever someone is rude for no reason and loud noises, i am sensitive to them.

For my ideal partner, i want someone fun, kind, caring. Someone i can goof off with and joke around, but still relax and just hang out with. Hes gotta have some patience if we ever do argue because i tend to yell and get angry really fast. Im also very stubborn and will stand by my opinion until im calmed down. Thats when i try to apologise. My love languages are physical Affection (giving and receiving) and words of affirmation (receiving and giving). My mbti is infp and zodiac is leo. am 5'10ft tall so i often tower over most people i meet along. Along with that, i tend to dress darker and more gothic. I have sight and hearing problems along with a scar on my face so. Things i would like to do with my partner vary on my mood. Cuddling and relaxing whenever i feel down, maybe reading a book together. Maybe taking a walk together and enjoying the sun. Thank you!!!

i match you with...♡

☆noriaki kakyoin☆

my immediate thought was kakyoin😭

same height couples rule!!!!

and he honestly loves that you're the same height as him

you guys share clothes for sure

dates with him are so chill

like you guys could literally just be sitting at home drawing together and he'd be having the time of his life

as long as he's with you!

would definitely want to do the one trend on tiktok where you paint eachother

i totally see him laying in your lap while you read a book and play with his hair, he'd literally be knocked out in 5 minutes

knows that you're sensitive to loud noises so he always makes an effort to be a little extra quiet

when you guys argue he will try his hardest to always be patient with you and listen to your point of view

i feel like you guys would have really good communication because you guys just genuinely respect eachother

he'd def wanna take you for walks

i feel like as a kid he probably found alot of secret hideouts that he would just claim for his own

like a random flower field hidden behind a forest or smth like that😭

he'd take you there for sure

i totally see you guys having sleepovers and being up at like 3am laughing over the most random stuff

like laughing so hard its coming out silent and you're like falling over on top of eachother ykwim😭

you'd be knocked out 15 minutes later in eachothers arms

you guys would probably be bestfriends before you started dating

you'd fall for eachother like almost immediately but were both too shy to say anything lmao

he really admires how you're always looking out for people

and he loves that you aren't afraid to set boundaries when they're needed

i feel like you guys would just be like the best duo

always have eachothers backs yk

he'd be really gentle when comforting you

he'd give you space if you need it, or he'll cradle you in his arms, anything to make you feel better

would tell you things like "you're okay sweetheart, i've got you, it's okay"

kakyoin doesn't really give me "touch her and you die" vibes, but more like he's always watching out for you and will not hesitate to take action if you're uncomfortable

like if you were waiting for him somewhere and someone came and tried to hit on you he'd just appear and be like "oh, hello, my partner and i were actually just leaving"

he would most definitely want you to paint his nails just saying

i could see you guys going to a haunted house and him acting all tough but being totally freaked out once he's actually in there💀

i honestly think kakyoin would be a lover boy

i said what i said

it will always be you and kakyoin, like people always refer to you guys together because you're inseparable

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba matchup #jjba headcannons #kakyoin noriyaki #kakyoin headcanons #anime #jjba sdc #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #muhammed avdol #jean pierre polnareff #jjba imagine

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