#clark's point

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[monkesupreme]

Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.

Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3

[frownyalfred]

Bruce cross-trained all of the Batfamily in weapons handling to an annoying degree which means you can keep handing them increasingly obscure swords and staff etc and they'll twirl it around, mutter "Oh, the BallCrusher 3000, I haven't seen one of these in a while" and then proceed to demonstrate overhand, underhand, and single-hand techniques from memory with flawless form.

[cowboysorceror]

babysitting your work friend's kid and he asks to look at your patchwork quilt of a skull. wyd. inspired by Super Sons #6!

[mythtakens]

1.05 → 4.14

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[weaverofink]

My Adventures with Superboy

[d-llahanspade]

[spellofwinter]

Thank you, Galadriel. For bringing you here? For saving my life. As you saved mine. Our scales are balanced. No. No, you've done far more than that for me. I'd all but given up. But you, you believed in me.

[frownyalfred]

Enough with Lois being flattered and seduced by Bruce Wayne. I want Clark blushing like a school girl every time Bruce gets within ten feet, and Lois wants to know why.

So of course she sleeps with him. Mostly to prove to Clark that Wayne isn’t all that and a bag of snacks. A little bit because hey, Wayne isn’t exactly horrible to look at, even if her vibrator has more sentience.

And then, in the middle of trying to prove to Clark that there’s absolutely nothing to get flustered about, Wayne rocks her fucking world. Not once, not twice, not a fluke — all weekend. In between rounds she spots him doing the New York Times crossword in pen and decides it’s a hallucination.

She limps (happily) back to the office on Monday and when Clark brings up Bruce Wayne again, she keeps her mouth shut.

[vintagerobin]

You know I love Bruce and Clark's relationship, but I feel like a lot of people neglect a very key aspect of it. That aspect being that Bruce is as afraid of hurting Clark as Clark is of hurting him. This is a relationship between a man who most of the time can only be hurt psychologically and emotionally and a man whose greatest strengths are exactly those things. That's a big part of what makes them so compelling to me.

[hipsternumbertwo]

VHS Christmas Carols (Nov 21-24, 2024)

[arkangelo-7]

I think the scariest part about Batman is the loyalty he inspires. Like this motherfucker has an army of children who might at any given time hate his guts, but are still 100% willing to throw hands for him if Bruce needs them to. And then there’s the Justice League, who also at any given time might hate his guts or find him insanely irritating and/or weird, but will also fall in line and listen to his plans if the need arises. And that’s like the most intense form of power someone can wield—voluntary obedience from people physically more capable than them.

[monkesupreme]

Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

[phielows]

Clark is clingy, but Bruce was much more worse.

Superman would be one of the most obvious mfs who really cannot conceal for the life of him to not show affection towards Batman even while in a mission. He would definitely do everything just so he and Bats could have a conversation even with Bats only replying a short "hmn." Or sometimes when he gets real desperate for his boyfriend, he'd do everything for their skin to touch. The League was well aware that they're acutally lovers even though they haven't come out to announce it yet. They were THAT obvious. But what the League wanted to know was that, why can't they jusy show it freely? All those glances and clearly a flirtatious banter with one another and convos as if the whole team doesn't exist—might as well just let it all out right?

But the bat?Bruce freaking Wayne? That man could plaster the most nonchalant and cold tone known to man but inside, he's as clingy too. Much worse actually, especually once they get to Clark's apartment or to the Manor. Alfred would have to take a day-off for at least a week just so he doesn't witness this love sickness or whatever these two idiots have. Bruce was a longing— a YEARNING victorian wife at heart but just can't bear to show it all off, especially when they're in their alter ego persona. His mind was occupied by Clark 24/7 and would have a hard time trying to stop himself from mentioning his lover in front of the cameras when he was being interviewed. Sometimes when luck was on his side, he'd see Clark on the crowd of reporters that are bombarding him with questions. And the sly mf he is, he'd only asnwer Clark's questions and then departs from the rest of the society as if he didn't put a glint of flirtatious tone and gaze his answer towards his secret lover. That man would own almost every original copy of newspaper or even magazine that features the man of steel.

Their obsession towards one another was getting ridiculous and way too painful to watch at this point. The batkids somehow gave up at some point and just joins at each other's patrol each night or alfred during his day-offs just so they could avoid the annoying couple who are all over each other in the manor or even in clark's apartment.