#ckiii

[baudouinette]

Marrying Baldwin IV in Crusader Kings 🗿

Crusader Kings has to be one of the most hilarious games out there. Like, it enables me to be even more delulu, bc it lets you live your wildest dreams 😭😭 oh, you want to marry the Leper King? Sure, go ahead.

(Am I the only with this issue though?: his forehead clips through his mask and it’s bugging me. I do have a mod to change his appearance that goes more with KoH, but haven’t activated it yet)

Downside is that they made him completely infertile (understandably so) and that means that the only way to give him a seemingly direct heir is to ch3at on him 😭😭😭💔 I hate that, so once my Game Pass expires, I will buy the game on Steam and enter debug mode to modify his fertility. I can work with even a 1% lol but don’t make me ch3at on him ever again please 🥺 Like look at him, he has no idea (or he has and accepts Mélisende as his own). I even named her after his grandma I felt so bad ahhddhshhss

BUT I was able to make him live past 1185!!! I think in the best playthrough he managed to survive until 1192 🥹🥺

[aurianavaloria]

King Baldwin IV

As he appears in my ridiculously-modded and customized CKIII game.

"Most Holy King of Outremer" has a nice ring to it.

Is it realistic? Nope. 😂 But I'm having a blast. And it's great inspiration for my WIP fanfic.

See here for his unmasked portrait.

[apollolewis]

The way to learn patience is to play ck3 with a total conversation mod. I’ve watched full 10 minute videos on YouTube that ended before the game finished loading

[empirewithoutend]

Really proud of my Archbishop...despite fucking dying he still officiated at my royal wedding

[magnetictapedatastorage]

i present the worst border gore in history. currently trying to pry a duchy off of leyawiin because i only needed FOUR more counties to hit empire rank and guess what happened 🫠 a bunch of vassals decided to start a dissolution war with me as leyawiin kicked my ass...

[fuckyeahstufficareabout]

So my game crashed in the year 1394 and my save corrupted and I lost 30 years of progress 😭 therefore I'm ending here because I'm not strong enough to go back lol. Started as the Duke of Tuscany in 867 and ended as the mighty Roman empire.

I ended as emperor Cesare whose father predeceased his grandfather and so he unexpectedly became the heir and was not very groomed to rule. Cesare's grandfather Nandor was the star lol. He inherited the Italian imperial throne unexpectedly age 10 and was Hungarian culture, but he managed to hold onto his throne through endless rebellions and then won a crusade age 16, claimed the title of his disastrous uncle the Byzantine emperor, then reconquered most of the independent Byzantine lands and restored the Roman empire. And was at war most of his life and reigned for 62 years and was succeeded by his half-Indian grandson Cesare who married a distant relation from a cadet branch with incredible genes, so the future was bright. Right before the game crashed we won a crusade and my uncle the Duke of Athens became independent king of Hellas. Neighboring Galicia was also ruled by an Auditore cadet branch.

[akaplays]

Ck3 LotD episode I: House Henneberg

[princesspiratecat]

My Male CK3 Characters Creations....so far. 

I’m working on gingers next, but these are the men as I have them now. Thank god my creations aren’t all people I know in real life, or I would be so distracted I would never get any work done. 

[ialdabaothvt]

alrighty gamers, ghouls, and thralls! last night’s stream was a learning experience. i had a lot of fun, but it turns out, i am not at my most bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at 5:30 pm in the evening :’’) 

so i’ve decided to change streaming times around a little bit! and while i was working that side of things out, i set up a nice little schedule for what y’all can expect from me going forward.

i’ve got a ck3 stream this afternoon at 1 pm cst, so i’m looking forward to seeing y’all there! here’s to some funny silly map staring simulator gaming..... >:3c!!

[wideeyedloner]

Might I suggest imprisoning one or both of your parents and your siblings if applicable? That usually works for me.

Me when im trying to prevent my parents from conceiving another heir

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

CHILLS.

[baudouinette]

Leper King 💅🏻✨⚜️🎀

[aurianavaloria]

My unmasked, non-leper CK3 King Baldwin. 😁 The shot turned out too good not to share, lol.

To all my fellow Baldwin IV fans who celebrate, Merry Christmas! 🎄

[apollolewis]

The way I play games like ck3 and hoi4 is a bit weird because I don’t normally like to be an active in any wars. I’m not even a pacifist in these games, I just let my neighbors destroy themselves while I amass a bunch of power and in the case of hoi4 stockpile nukes 4 years before they were even invented because I thought it’d be funny. My strategy in hoi4 is to be a neighbor of Germany and fuck with them but not enough to have war declared. And in ck3 I just seduce all of the rulers and important people with a female ruler

[breserker]

my roommate is in the other room scramble screaming with his friends through lethal company meanwhile i am scheming lethal company because my vassal thinks hes better than me but i just married a hot welsh milf and we are making lots of babies while plotting his murder

[imagineagreatadventure]

me, a nerd, casually checking into the GoT/asoiaf CKIII mod

the reddit: LESS THAN A WEEK TILL RELEASE FELLAS

me, who did not realize there was a scheduled release date: djfdsjfdsaoifsadjofsaijfodsijfalkdsjflsafalsjfoisajoifdsjoifajdsoifja