#CK3

[mynameisfungus]

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

[i-am-dulaman]

Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

[greatness942]

Me, before: Oh boy, I can't wait for them to add China in the new CKIII expansion! Maybe we'll actually get to play as them!

Me, now, knowing the truth: ALL OF ASIA, BABY, IT'S ALL OF ASIA! WE GOT CHINA, WE GOT KOREA, WE GOT JAPAN, WE GOT INDONESIA, WE GOT EASTERN RUSSIA BABY! ALL WITH NEW GOVERNMENTS AND NEW BUILDINGS AND UNITS! JARL HAESTEINN'S GONNA TEAR THE EAST A NEW ASSHOLE! CHINESE EMPEROR'S GONNA SEND ENVOYS TO THE WEST! THE HRE WILL BECOME THE SHOGUNATE!

[cadillacjohnf1]

[margieargie]

Not the most encouraging of titles for a Pope to have, gotta say

[ziphos123]

Crusader Kings 3 isn’t about global conquest, it’s not about building a dynasty, it’s about creating the most fucked up little guy possible and inflicting him upon the medieval world.

[god-offical]

I got CK3, made Ireland, and then my bloodline ended and the French took over. Needless to say, that save was deleted

[baudouinette]

Marrying Baldwin IV in Crusader Kings 🗿

Crusader Kings has to be one of the most hilarious games out there. Like, it enables me to be even more delulu, bc it lets you live your wildest dreams 😭😭 oh, you want to marry the Leper King? Sure, go ahead.

(Am I the only with this issue though?: his forehead clips through his mask and it’s bugging me. I do have a mod to change his appearance that goes more with KoH, but haven’t activated it yet)

Downside is that they made him completely infertile (understandably so) and that means that the only way to give him a seemingly direct heir is to ch3at on him 😭😭😭💔 I hate that, so once my Game Pass expires, I will buy the game on Steam and enter debug mode to modify his fertility. I can work with even a 1% lol but don’t make me ch3at on him ever again please 🥺 Like look at him, he has no idea (or he has and accepts Mélisende as his own). I even named her after his grandma I felt so bad ahhddhshhss

BUT I was able to make him live past 1185!!! I think in the best playthrough he managed to survive until 1192 🥹🥺

[morgenstern16]

so it turns out that if you have the new CK3 DLC, you can avoid Aella of Northumbria's historical fate of being ripped apart by angry Vikings by simply packing your bags and skipping town when you lose to the Great Heathen Army. You'll probably be assassinated while on the road but at least you'll be able to continue your dynasty, provided your son wasn't also ripped apart by angry Vikings.

[sarenhale]

imagine being the queen of scotland and offering me 2 euros to get out of prison.

[bastardofharrenhal]

thoroughly convinced that the only way to learn asoiaf geography is playing the crusader kings game of thrones mod

[immoren]

Remember to keep 2 year break every time you contemplate your gender identity

[gunpowdercarousel]

CK3 is ridiculous, it's literally just like

Spymaster: Alright, my liege, our plot to kill Lord Olrich is 95% likely to succeed and there's a 100% chance it'll remain a secret.

Me: Alright. Do it. Kill him.

Spymaster, literally three seconds later: My liege we have absolutely failed. Completely. He's not dead. In fact, he seems to have grown stronger. The spider that bit him gave him magical powers of some kind.

Me: W-what?

cSpymaster: Also, the entire planet knows we tried to kill him and have rallied behind Lord Spidernator.

Me: Y-you mean Lord Olrich?

Spymaster: No. It's Lord Spidernator now.

[trighell]

The new ck3 dlc rocks. Being able to run around as an adventurer for a while and then get landed to start your run towards being a kind or emperor adds a ton of background and motivation. Now I have a reason why this random family has this land and is influential in the area. I ran around Byzantium as a mercenary and then in my old age bought an estate and settled into empire politics. Now my son who I'm playing as is a governor vying for increased power of his family in the realm. Really, really cool expansion of the paths you can follow in this game. One of the best paradox DLCs ever imo.

[jubilantjubi]

Thinking about how in a Lord of the Rings mod for Crusader Kings 3 you can play as Maglor (of Silmarillion fame) and you have the option to give him a redemption arc, at the end of which Ulmo gives him his Silmaril back so the oath can be fulfilled and he can go home. Of all places to find what is basically a Maglor Redemption fic. A Crusader Kings 3 mod. Just thinkin’ about it.

[coineagan]

Princess Rhaenys Targaryen the Queen Who Never Was

Daughter of Prince Aemon Targaryen & Lady Jocelyn Baratheon.

Wife of Lord Corlys Velaryon.

Mother of Lady Laena Velaryon & Ser Laenor Velaryon.

Dragonrider of Meleys.