#CK3

[i-am-dulaman]

Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

[mynameisfungus]

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

[margieargie]

Not the most encouraging of titles for a Pope to have, gotta say

[sreegs]

i'm gonna start formatting my emails like this

[god-offical]

I got CK3, made Ireland, and then my bloodline ended and the French took over. Needless to say, that save was deleted

[baudouinette]

Marrying Baldwin IV in Crusader Kings 🗿

Crusader Kings has to be one of the most hilarious games out there. Like, it enables me to be even more delulu, bc it lets you live your wildest dreams 😭😭 oh, you want to marry the Leper King? Sure, go ahead.

(Am I the only with this issue though?: his forehead clips through his mask and it’s bugging me. I do have a mod to change his appearance that goes more with KoH, but haven’t activated it yet)

Downside is that they made him completely infertile (understandably so) and that means that the only way to give him a seemingly direct heir is to ch3at on him 😭😭😭💔 I hate that, so once my Game Pass expires, I will buy the game on Steam and enter debug mode to modify his fertility. I can work with even a 1% lol but don’t make me ch3at on him ever again please 🥺 Like look at him, he has no idea (or he has and accepts Mélisende as his own). I even named her after his grandma I felt so bad ahhddhshhss

BUT I was able to make him live past 1185!!! I think in the best playthrough he managed to survive until 1192 ��🥺

[ziphos123]

Crusader Kings 3 isn’t about global conquest, it’s not about building a dynasty, it’s about creating the most fucked up little guy possible and inflicting him upon the medieval world.

[morgenstern16]

[gunpowdercarousel]

CK3 is ridiculous, it's literally just like

Spymaster: Alright, my liege, our plot to kill Lord Olrich is 95% likely to succeed and there's a 100% chance it'll remain a secret.

Me: Alright. Do it. Kill him.

Spymaster, literally three seconds later: My liege we have absolutely failed. Completely. He's not dead. In fact, he seems to have grown stronger. The spider that bit him gave him magical powers of some kind.

Me: W-what?

cSpymaster: Also, the entire planet knows we tried to kill him and have rallied behind Lord Spidernator.

Me: Y-you mean Lord Olrich?

Spymaster: No. It's Lord Spidernator now.

[coineagan]

Princess Rhaenys Targaryen the Queen Who Never Was

Daughter of Prince Aemon Targaryen & Lady Jocelyn Baratheon.

Wife of Lord Corlys Velaryon.

Mother of Lady Laena Velaryon & Ser Laenor Velaryon.

Dragonrider of Meleys.

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

never doing another run as tywin lannister ever again in my life bc this is genuinely hell i get him now bc i found out that my son and daughter are having an affair after i finally married Cersei off to Robert she refused to have children then got knocked up by jaime all the while i had to fight ANOTHER war against some minor rebellion all the while crossing my fingers and clenching my ass cheeks that robert didnt find out only for him TO find out lock cersei up and me having to pay a ransom for my daughter to her husband afterwich robert didnt even divorce or kill her just kept her as queen while hating her guts, promoted me to be his steward. i finally somehow convince tyrion to become a maester, marry ashara dayne and have like 11(might be 21 depending on the source) children only for my first born golden boy heir to turn out gay for my second son to become a septon my next daughter to get packed off north to marry ned stark's boy my third son to be an imbecile who i cant even remember. one of my daughters died, one of my sons is a beautiful genius with everything good in the world happening to him and my last son is a sickly weak mf, all of whom r children and at best 14 years of age all the while tywin well over 50. also plagues keep breaking out and killing everyone. if i was in his shoes id also be like That

[trighell]

The new ck3 dlc rocks. Being able to run around as an adventurer for a while and then get landed to start your run towards being a kind or emperor adds a ton of background and motivation. Now I have a reason why this random family has this land and is influential in the area. I ran around Byzantium as a mercenary and then in my old age bought an estate and settled into empire politics. Now my son who I'm playing as is a governor vying for increased power of his family in the realm. Really, really cool expansion of the paths you can follow in this game. One of the best paradox DLCs ever imo.

[sarenhale]

imagine being the queen of scotland and offering me 2 euros to get out of prison.

[maladi777]

Our subjects love us. Gave us this lovely nickname...

[god-offical]

What happened to him…

[baudouinette]

Leper King 💅🏻✨⚜️🎀