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I know I'm a coastal elite because Americans on these Chinese apps are like Wow I never knew Chinese people were cool and chill before and I'm like how have you never encountered someone from China at your work or school.

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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me the second a man tries to tell me something

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Here's my art post for the @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang reverse Christmas bang! I had a vision of snowman Cas gently caressing Dean's face with his stick hand and knew I needed to draw it. And then because it's a shitpost bang I had to make it a fuck-or-die 😅

Thank you @destielcorecore for claiming this fic and taking on the challenge of writing snowman smut! It was so fun to work with you!

LINK TO FIC

And thanks to the mods for hosting this event!

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chill out, dean winchester!

written for the @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang christmas shitpost reverse bang art by @witchy-worm word count: 10,168 rating: explicit summary: Castiel falls victim to a snowman curse, and Dean wants to save him. Snow style.

link to fic | link to art

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I was like “how do the high schoolers not recognize Time Goes By?”

It’s 27 years old now @_@

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FAVORITE SPN CHARACTER: TOURNAMENT 2, ROUND 2, MATCH 2

Polls for this round can be found here.

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"Stop Avoiding the Late Fee and Start Going Out With Me"

Dean rented dozens of christmas porn last year, and now he has to pay for it (quite literally). Who knew the guy working there was cute?

I’m thrilled to share the art I created for the reverse @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang!

This delightful fic was written by the talented @neversleepuntilfive, and you can read it here on AO3 and reblog from here to share the fun!

It was such a joy to see how they took my original post-it note doodle (check it out below the cut to see what they were working with) and spun it into this funny but kinda really wholesome story. The banter between Dean and Cas is just 🤌✨

Do yourself a favor and read this fic right now

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Title: Stop avoiding the late fee and start going out with me

Author: neversleepuntilfive

Artist: @medicatedmaniac

Written for the @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang

Word Count: 2,516

Rating: Mature

Relationship: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Tags: Blockbuster employee Cas, Awkward Flirting, First Meetings, terrible porn name jokes, New Year's Eve, Strangers to Lovers, implied sexual content

Summary: Dean looks at the collection of tapes he has laying in the back of his car. This location doesn’t even have a QuikDrop, due to the incidents that happened. He bangs his head on the steering wheel. This is the payment for his stupid “idea” last year.

Dean rented dozens of christmas porn last year, and now he has to pay for it (quite literally). Who knew the guy working there was cute?

Link to fic on AO3 | Link to art on Tumblr

I had SO much fun writing this, and thank you so much to MedicatedManiac for those amazing artworks and all the help along the way <3

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#Hannibal is so kind ❤️

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Does anybody else track their life though a series of obsessions? Like “ah yes, i remember that happening, i was obsessing over Star Gate Atlantis at the time,” or, “this was during my Supernatural era.” I can map out my whole life in this way.

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Title: Don We Now Our Gay Little Angel

Author: @imaginaryprotagonist

Artist: @cyberhalfling

Written for the @destiel-shit-post-mini-bang

Word Count: 3,187

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Christmas, Fluff, Smut, Canon Universe, Anal Sex, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester, Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Sam Winchester Needs Brain Bleach, Unsafe Sex (it's cool though angelicness prevents STDs), Inappropriate Use of a Christmas Ornament

Summary: After getting crafty and creating a Castiel tree topper, Dean gleefully darts around the bunker to stick the miniature angel on assorted phallic-shaped objects (despite real-size Cas and Sam's exasperation). Then, Cas turns the tables on Dean when he catches him and the ornament in a… compromising position.

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