#christopher is a national treasure

[pokemon1oadvanced]

Love the idea of Christopher hating Buddie cause everyone who dates Eddie ends up leaving him and he doesn’t want to lose Buck.

But imagine Eddie thinking the same-

[buddieisgoingcanon25]

As much as Eddie loves Chris/would do anything for him, I just can't see him happy in Texas, because let's face it: Eddie had Chris in Texas before moving to L.A. and he was miserable. Multiple jobs, toxic parents, no close personal relationships/partner to share the load and no Buck. Every time there is distance between him & Buck, Eddie is miserable. Fight clubs, panic attacks, temper tantrums. Chris will get a crash course in how life sucks for them both without Buck, Kelly Clarkson-style.

I agree. He’ll be MISERABLE with a capital M.

What song are you thinking of from Kelly? I love her as well.

I need Eddie Diaz HAPPY & JOYFUL in 2025. If that per chance includes Buck Buckley then so be it.

[butraura]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday

In which Eddie returns home on November 1st and finds that Buck and Christopher have transformed the house into a holiday nightmare.

Eddie’s honorary toothache dissipates by the time he begins his drive home. He starts to feel more like himself again, and is happy to be past the Halloween tomfoolery and back to regular life for a while before the holidays.

He doesn’t notice anything amiss while he ascends the steps to his front door. He doesn’t notice the unmistakable smell of sugar cookies through the door. He certainly doesn’t notice the lights expertly run along the perimeter of the windows. Eddie is in his own calm, serene, and willfully ignorant world.

Until he opens the door.

If it were possible, he could swear that Christmas took temporary form as a human and literally sucker punched him as he walked in the door. He drops his duffel bag at the threshold, alarmed. 

“What the f-”

“Dad!” Christopher greets cheerily as he shuffles out of the kitchen toward him. “Do you like it?”

Eddie exercises his fifth amendment right and chooses to let his look of utter disgust be mistaken for genuine surprise. He looks around, aghast, absorbing the assault on most of his senses. The Christmas tree is up, lit, and decorated (Eddie wonders briefly where they even found a tree on the first of November?), Santa Claus is Coming to Town is playing on the TV in the living room. Wreaths, garland, and tinsel deck every part of the halls.  He actually checks his watch. He’s only been gone for like, 13 hours. How could they have possibly done all of this in so little time?

Tags: @watchyourbuck, @steadfastsaturnsrings, @fortheloveofbuddie idk who else to tag haha

[snowraincloverflower]

How many times does buck need to get hurt????😭😭😭😭. Christopher expression thought. That his buck right there🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹

[kenneth-black]

Does it ever drive you crazy…

…just how fast the night changes? 🥹

[i wonder if Buck misses baking with his Chris 🙂]

[feral-peacock]

Can we take a moment for poor buck who went into that room ready for a wholesome conversation about respecting woman and then Chris hit him with my mom abandoned me.

[imakatperson22]

Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

[iamharryhale]

Eddie: Really, Christopher? Really?

Chris: Dad—

Eddie: No, I have to ground you, I can’t believe it…

Eddie: I’m grounding you. You are grounded.

Chris: But—

Eddie: Nope, you are grounded. No tv.

Chris: My tv is broken.

Eddie: Well, no computer.

Chris: I need the computer for homework.

Eddie, looking around the living room: Fine, then…

Eddie, looking at Buck who’s standing behind Chris: Then no Buck.

Buck: Excuse you?! No Buck?!

Eddie: NO BUCK!

[eddiestightywhities]

“I had him, I swear, I—I kept him safe.”

[military-newsboys]

Eddie: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast! 

Buck: Lemme guess, I'm handling that too? 

Eddie: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again? 

Buck: Ahahahahaha! 

Buck: NO. Never again. 

Eddie: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time! 

[pokemon1oadvanced]

If something happens to Eddie and Buck has to look after Chris- ie. coma- do you think Tommy will find out and be like oh this mans taken?

Like hes trying to organise a date and Bucks like sorry too busy with school pick up and stuff and Tommys like but his grandparents are there, give him to them or his girlfriend like why does it have to be you and Bucks like well I’m his legal guardian and Tommys like wow that closets big enough for two???

[emolionsrawr]

buck: hey christopher, i'd like to introduce you to someone

christopher: okay..

buck: this is tommy, my boyfriend

tommy: hi christopher, it's lovely to see you again

christopher: wait, you aren't dating my dad?

buck: what?

christopher: i thought you was dating my dad

buck: no no, we're just best friends buddy

christopher: oh, okay, hi tommy! if you hurt my buck i'll get your shins with my crutches!

tommy: *purses his lips* i would never hurt buck kiddo

christopher: good.

[dudesrysly]

“Just grab my hand!”

8x08 Wannabes 3x02 Sink or Swim

[kenneth-black]

Buck canonically having photos of his Diaz boys on the fridge just made my day 🥹🥹🥹

[feral-peacock]

Christopher: watches his dad make a new friend. 👍Hangs out with new friend decides he's kinda cool.😎 Gets left with dad's gf all the time while Dad is off with new friend.😐 Hangs out with Buck while Dad is with new friend. 🙂Watches Buck spiral about dad's new friend. 🙃Dad comes home injured after hanging out with Buck and new friend.😦 Buck is involved in the injury somehow? 😕And is now not visiting. 😠Dad asks gf to move in. 🫨

Christopher: I cannot deal with this I'm fleeing the state.

[imakatperson22]

Buddie fics this and tevan fics that.

Where are all the fics about what Chris is doing “out of town”? I need people to start writing about Chris being on his own little side quest or something. Where is he? What’s he doing? Why’d he go there? Make it happen people!