#chris gregory

[heart0fclay]

Jacob Elordi characters >>>>>

[stampgwifeyera]

i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways

[azertyrobaz]

"Wait, "Wild Wild West" has its own line dance?"

[nessa007]

"I've had a lot of experiences of seeing people try to figure out [where they know me from] on the street. Depending on what their face does, I often know." Tyler James Williams appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[g1xtchedartist]

“wilson is house’s only friend” you dare forget lou “blue” the janitor?? the one who helped house sneak into the office with the camera equipment (season 4 episode 7)??? the one who once tackled taub (season 8 episode 11) for him??? unbelievable.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Gregory Denying His Feelings vs. Admitting His Feelings For Janine

[housemdfever]

House MD text posts are back except I apologize for this one 😭

[heart0fclay]

Jacob Elordi as Chris Gregory in 2 Hearts (2020)

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

[azertyrobaz]

What if she needs to reach a book on the middle shelf?

Bonus:

[fireguardianblog]

House slipped away to take a nap in the lounge room, woke up some time later to this. He then notices framed pictures of this in both Wilson's and Cuddy's offices and tries to incinerate them.

Rough week for the Diagnostics department...

Also hello to this... nice site, I think it'll be okay here

[blue-boulder]

house md in 2020s headcanons

keep seeing people make these and i thought it was silly, so here’s my contributions:

- house finds wilson’s account on grindr and decides to catfish him. once the jig is up they silently decide to never acknowledge this again

- comphet cameron. nonnegotiable

- foreman has and posts somewhat frequently on instagram threads. nobody finds out because nobody else has threads

- before working at princeton-plainsboro taub specialized in BBLs

- house livestreams DDXs to put more pressure on the ducklings when he feels as though they’re underperforming. he has a decent amount of followers on twitch

- also i’m not sure how hospitals ran during the pandemic but i think at least one DDX during covid was conducted through among us. don’t ask me the logistics of that

- a few of chase’s old musical.ly videos resurface and he gets bullied for it relentlessly

- thirteen was one of the first people to reblog the weed smoking girlfriends post

- house and wilson watch love is blind, the ultimatum, love island, etc etc when skipping clinic duty & place bets on which couples are going to last and which aren’t

- despite dating at the time cuddy went to see oppenheimer and lucas went to see the barbie movie. at the same time in different theatres

- house makes a joke about someone having blue hair and pronouns. also that one post about how he spends two hours researching every pronoun in existence just to use the wrong one on someone would be real

- wilson listens to either broadway soundtracks on his way to work or hozier, no in between. he uses spotify but refuses to look at his wrapped out of fear

[houseswife]

[dr-robert-chase-apologist]