#chef regulus black

[no-context-nonsense]

12:10am on Saturday and the post is going up? Look at us being super on time for once.

[izzy-prizzy]

i need more on remus, lily and regulus' friendship.

like imagine, them talking about books for hours and hours, roasting each other, the GOSSIPING, roasting other people together, the snide remarks, the inside jokes to which they are smirking looking at each other mid conversations and the others are like " *-*?? ", them rolling their eyes simultaneously and...

[ecstarry]

age gap jegulus save me

[valeriearmani1]

HEAR ME OUT

the blacks hiring james as a private chef, regulus meets him and they both instantly catch feelings for one another which turns into months of forbidden romance

I NEED A FIC LIKE THIS OMG

[hearts4dorlene]

James: Well, what do you think? Aren't I a fabulous chef?

Regulus: Hm, its okay, not too bad

Remus: Merlin, rookie mistake, Black

Sirius: Not the response he was looking for Reg

James: *sobbing, screaming* YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS???

Regulus: I NEVER-

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Lead singer, Barty "Valentine, my decline Is so much better with you. Valentine, my decline. I'm always running to you" Crouch Jr and he's singing this to groupie, Regulus Black, who's watching him from the barricades.

[what-is-merlin-so-gay-for]

my obsession with the older brothers can only be topped by my obsession with the second son.

the second son, the life that was sniffed out too soon, the boy who was magic, who died and came back different, damaged, angry at the world he once loved. jason todd.

the second son, the spare, the perfect son who never rebelled, the tragedy left behind by his brother, the boy who was good but bad but so good, he whose death was his only rebellion but so much more important for it. regulus arcturus black.

the second son, the cold boy with a heart that burned, the loyal brother that loved so much but hid it all, he who lived and died for his brothers dream. tobirama senju.

never enough, always overshadowed by their older, better, braver brothers.

[kingstarkingslay]

A Jegulus AU where Regulus is a chef and James is a critic who gives Regulus a good review even though the foods not that great so James visits his restaurant everyday to subtlety help him make it better by giving him pointers on how to make the dishes better ( plus it gives him a chance to see the guy who stole his heart everyday) sounds fluffy

But

A Jegulus AU where James is a high class chef and Regulus is a renowned critic ( kinda like Anton Ego in Ratatouille) who gives James a bad review even though it’s the greatest thing he’s ever tasted cause Regulus is notorious for having destroyed the careers of great chefs with his reviews and he’d very much like to keep his reputation like that but James knows he’s a great chef so he calls Regulus over to his restaurant everyday to try his latest dishes to get Regulus to break and finally give him a Michelin Star sounds angst

( plus imagine all the sexual tension in a fic like that)

Regulus : do you smell that?

James : you mean the sexual tension in the kitchen right now?

Regulus : *sighs* no Potter , your pan is on fire

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Rosestarkillerchaser own a pizza shop together

[murderoushagthesequel]

How to Slice

from @jegulus-microfic's prompt, knife (85 words)

hehe. more domestic jeggy because they own my soul <3

“And then you slice the peppers like-”

“Wait what? Say that again?”

“James, I swear to God, if you interrupt me one more time I will slice your head off with this knife.”

“Just like the peppers?” James asks. Regulus does not look amused. He holds the knife up to James’ throat and James giggles in reply. “You’re cute when you’re angry,” he says.

“Shut up,” Regulus replies, but James can see a small smile playing on his lips that he fails to hold back.

[startledstoat]

Crimson rivers regulus this only the brave regulus that

Yall wanna know who the real unhinged bastard was

Whatever happened to the young young lovers regulus

That mf was deranged

Maniacal, sinister, clinically insane, volatile, off his fucking rocker

And sexy as fuck

[booksandicedmatcha]

ok everyone make jegulily popular. go. i need good fanfic.

[depravedcrow]

chef!regulus cooking for James and crying at how cheap he is, despite being rich. He would be asking where these gourmet ingredients are and James would just be like "???"

[scooby-snacs]

Edge, the M16 & Assassin Jegulus fanfic is an unfinished masterpiece.

i was skeptical about it, mostly cause i didn’t know how I felt about a modern setting… and then I devoured in like a carnivorous plant seeing a fly for the first time. it was there and it was gone and now I’m in love.

i would gladly let regulus black carve out my own heart just for him to dice it up and offer it to his lovely lover james potter. and lily evans? she can do no wrong. ever. i love her, her playing the game so well - girl was told to slut her way to the top for information and she did and i adore her for it. pair it with sirius and remus, the former just along for the ride with his spy best friends and assassin brother and the other so done with everyone. also lily being pro taylor swift- just. yes. she is a swiftie, that is a fact.

[crimsonlovebartylus]

barty is obsessed with regulus but regulus is obsessed with barty - like look at my boyfriend, and i'll kill you. talk about him, and i'll kill you. touch him, and i'll kill you. basically regulus would kill anyone for barty and of course, barty loves it because he's the same way if not worst.

[tadaxii-i]

Crimson rivers has obliterated me. I'm in my family's summer res and I've got the bedroom that's up there, opened into the living room and shit. I've been standing for the past ten minutes at the balcony, in the open, and no one has noticed me yet. So I thought, no one thinks to look up, do they?

Yeah, I'm sad