#but i’m right

[ktstrophic]

Spider-Man 2 but instead of getting hit with suncharged shrapnel Alfred Molina gets hit with some cosmic blue jizz

[scrimpswrites]

wade wanted every single wolverine desperately carnally, worst wolverine’s insecurities are no match for the way that man would be all over him in a heartbeat

[xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx]

Brainiac really gained physical form and decided: Toes? Out. Tits? Exposed.

[llawiletisjesus]

death note is just the ultimate emo vs prep and no one wants to admit that

[sp8sexual]

everyone is always talking about sanji being drunk and embarrassing himself (insane. he’s not even a lightweight. we are unfairly comparing him to superhuman alcohol tolerance (zoro & nami)) WHEN will we talk about. zoro getting his hands on enough alcohol to get him plastered and rub against the cook

[dani-ya-dig]

In case we weren’t all on the same page, Ranger is autistic by the way

[sondheim-girly]

new ship just dropped! Ponyboy x notes app

[manon-herself]

New pic by insta things

Pumpkins = Halloween = Mike's favorite time of year = Season 2 = Crazy together = Byler.

[filthyguts]

it’s 1 am and I’m having a brain blast so here’s the moriohpsycho (aka insano crossover ship bateman x yoshikage kira) au plot line…

So in dis post kira is a new hire @ pierce&pierce cuz he had to flee morioh on acct of almost being found out and Patrick literally almost had an panic attack simply from looking at him at a meeting (Kira’s awful lilac suit gives him hives.)

Basic au plot:

IDK if kira is gonna have killer queen in this au I shall see where the wind takes me…. Anyways so later on they have a meetcute at a dumpster in an alley- both dumping a body 😭😭they get into a scuffle here(aka about to try and kill eachother)☠️ but then kira is like wait aren’t u Patrick Bateman and Patrick is like FUCK bc he cant remember Kira’s name😭 they hear police sirens close by(unrelated to them lol) and flee.

at this point patrick is spiraling and is wondering if kira is even real since his coworkers hardly talk about him- and going to work the next day they see eachother and kira doesnt say anything about the night before😭😭 anyways- so during all this kira is quietly freaking out about being found out and having to run away AGAIN and finds Patricks addy - breaks into his apartment - is hiding under his bed about to try and get Bateman reimi sugimoto style, Bateman wakes up to take a piss- kira slices his leg- bateman freaks out (heavily due to the fact about wounding his perfect skin), sees kira, remembers his name this time, and then they start to struggle fight AGAIN.

During the fight Patrick throws Kira into the fridge, causing it to open and all the ziploc baggies of body parts Patrick has in there spill out onto the floor and onto Kira (also some hands too) and Kira takes a moment to be like . Ok wait so you really are doing this shit too huh ☠️ and then they have a weird…very thick air tense moment before kira goes back to trying to kill him bc oh ur a threat to my quiet life blah blah I’m not gonna let this happen again like in morioh (he accidentally admits that he fled the country bc he’s an idiot) and now uh oh they have incriminating blackmail against eachother!

Another reason kira is pissed at Patrick is because he’s taking all the people HE wanted to get to first and just in general being really sloppy and attention seeking abt it 😭😭 so kira tells him and Batemans like wtf are you gonna do about it I do what I want LOL and Kira’s like ERMM then I’ll tell the police and Batemans like ERMM uno reverse I’ll do that to you so now they’re in another weird spot and begrudging compromise somehow to “share” as long as they try not to hurt or ruin the other. And then from there they get Real Weird with it

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Autistic emo theater kid Jonathan Sims who uses his dark academia and podcast enjoyer vibes to cover that up because he got aggressively bullied as a kid

[seblrina]

f1 drivers would probably be a lot more normal and well adjusted if they grew up playing team sports and learned how to hug other men

[what-is-merlin-so-gay-for]

my obsession with the older brothers can only be topped by my obsession with the second son.

the second son, the life that was sniffed out too soon, the boy who was magic, who died and came back different, damaged, angry at the world he once loved. jason todd.

the second son, the spare, the perfect son who never rebelled, the tragedy left behind by his brother, the boy who was good but bad but so good, he whose death was his only rebellion but so much more important for it. regulus arcturus black.

the second son, the cold boy with a heart that burned, the loyal brother that loved so much but hid it all, he who lived and died for his brothers dream. tobirama senju.

never enough, always overshadowed by their older, better, braver brothers.

[xpupslxtx]

polysexuality is so beautiful. sex with more than one other person is so beautiful. this is what we were made for

[hawnks]

“He would not say that” except it’s about him having a 12in peen

[crystalsword]

I love “Journey to Babel,” but I will always be annoyed that the writers made Kirk have to be informed that Sarek and Amanda were Spock’s parents. Are you telling me that Captain Jim Kirk didn’t know something like that? I’d argue that this is a continuity error because Kirk knew about Spock’s human mother in an earlier episode “This Side of Paradise” and, in the same episode, Spock says that his father is an ambassador. Even taking that episode away, and arguing that the information was somehow not in Spock’s personnel records, you can’t possibly claim that Captain Kirk didn’t get files on everyone onboard to review. Especially when he’s transporting people for a major diplomatic conference. And again, even if there was no mention in their records, it’s not like there are many Human/Vulcan marriages. The writers had Kirk make that comment so that Spock could reveal the information to the audience. They should have had another character’s comments be the catalyst for that discovery.

[mikeslawyer]

whenever will mentions the word crazy, mike definitely starts saying crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me- just to mess with him.