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Idk if anyone else has noticed this
ITHACA SAGA SPOILERS!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
In Would You Fall In Love With Me Again, when Odysseus gets angry at what Penelope told him to do (get rid of the marriage bed that is fucking built into a tree) THE ELECTRIC GUITAR STARTS PLAYING! The one used when Odysseus is being RUTHLESS!! But he stops immediately when Penelope says he’s HER HUSBAND! GUYS THIS IS SO-
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ktstrophic · 9 months ago
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Spider-Man 2 but instead of getting hit with suncharged shrapnel Alfred Molina gets hit with some cosmic blue jizz
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scrimpswrites · 2 months ago
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wade wanted every single wolverine desperately carnally, worst wolverine’s insecurities are no match for the way that man would be all over him in a heartbeat
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xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx · 6 months ago
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Brainiac really gained physical form and decided: Toes? Out. Tits? Exposed.
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llawiletisjesus · 5 months ago
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death note is just the ultimate emo vs prep and no one wants to admit that
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sp8sexual · 2 months ago
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everyone is always talking about sanji being drunk and embarrassing himself (insane. he’s not even a lightweight. we are unfairly comparing him to superhuman alcohol tolerance (zoro & nami)) WHEN will we talk about. zoro getting his hands on enough alcohol to get him plastered and rub against the cook
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dragonpyre · 1 month ago
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AB+ blood is the bitch who can have anyone but no one wants
O- is the extremely picky bitch who everyone wants
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bharv · 17 days ago
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Had a mortifying real life moment. I am playing dnd tonight. We are finding a lich today and we came upon him and the DM said “he’s not the horrifying visage of death, he’s blonde and a little tired looking, he’s actually pretty hot.” And I stopped to say wait are we saying liches aren’t hot??? I forgot where I was lmao
My husband looks at me like the guy in the bee movie
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sondheim-girly · 2 months ago
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new ship just dropped! Ponyboy x notes app
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dani-ya-dig · 10 months ago
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In case we weren’t all on the same page, Ranger is autistic by the way
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manon-herself · 5 months ago
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New pic by insta things
Pumpkins = Halloween = Mike's favorite time of year = Season 2 = Crazy together = Byler.
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chaoticbuggybitchboy · 8 months ago
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Autistic emo theater kid Jonathan Sims who uses his dark academia and podcast enjoyer vibes to cover that up because he got aggressively bullied as a kid
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what-is-merlin-so-gay-for · 11 months ago
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my obsession with the older brothers can only be topped by my obsession with the second son.
the second son, the life that was sniffed out too soon, the boy who was magic, who died and came back different, damaged, angry at the world he once loved. jason todd.
the second son, the spare, the perfect son who never rebelled, the tragedy left behind by his brother, the boy who was good but bad but so good, he whose death was his only rebellion but so much more important for it. regulus arcturus black.
the second son, the cold boy with a heart that burned, the loyal brother that loved so much but hid it all, he who lived and died for his brothers dream. tobirama senju.
never enough, always overshadowed by their older, better, braver brothers.
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hawnks · 7 months ago
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“He would not say that” except it’s about him having a 12in peen
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crystalsword · 9 months ago
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I love “Journey to Babel,” but I will always be annoyed that the writers made Kirk have to be informed that Sarek and Amanda were Spock’s parents. Are you telling me that Captain Jim Kirk didn’t know something like that? I’d argue that this is a continuity error because Kirk knew about Spock’s human mother in an earlier episode “This Side of Paradise” and, in the same episode, Spock says that his father is an ambassador. Even taking that episode away, and arguing that the information was somehow not in Spock’s personnel records, you can’t possibly claim that Captain Kirk didn’t get files on everyone onboard to review. Especially when he’s transporting people for a major diplomatic conference. And again, even if there was no mention in their records, it’s not like there are many Human/Vulcan marriages. The writers had Kirk make that comment so that Spock could reveal the information to the audience. They should have had another character’s comments be the catalyst for that discovery.
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mikeslawyer · 1 year ago
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whenever will mentions the word crazy, mike definitely starts saying crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me- just to mess with him.
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