im thinking about the fact that wanderer doesn't need to breathe but every time he does it's so undeniably and obviously sexual i can't even process it & function normally after hearing it. Now i have brain rot god damn it
HIIIII LUZ!!! how've u been? ^^ (other than horny ofc)
ur right tho. I heard him like "breathe" (overheat?) during that sumeru archon quest cutscene while he's in his bigass gundam build and I had to pause and blink for a few moments before focusing back on what's happening LOL
anyways! robot fucking utc I guess
he's a little shit. he knows his breathing noises gets you worked up, so he plays it up. panting after the slightest bit of running or climbing. locking eyes with you as he does so, maybe making his little tongue peek out and lick his lips. the sly thing knows what he's doing to you and he'll press up on you, pretending to catch his breath when in reality, he's grinding against you, hoping you'll take the bait.
but the real show starts when you have him under you, bliss coursing through his every wire that makes up his being as you fuck him hard like he wanted. his neural network is flooded with raw desire, overriding his every programmed command when his hands find themselves scratching the expanse of your back. the motors in him send off sparks and whir extra loudly when your hand strokes his drooling cock (a blatant waste of fluid but he can't find it in himself to care), an artificial blush spreading across his face and skin and you can feel the sheer warmth radiating off him. when he cums, his vision quite literally whites out as his system hones in on every single overwhelming sensation, the assault of pleasure physically too high for your poor wanderer to handle.
can you really not call him human when he succumbs to your touch so easily?
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takeaways from tonight's rewatch of just hunter eps:
1) everyone really is a glorious shithead. why do you all suck so bad .
2) literally Every Single Adult in the main cast has beefed with hunter, EXCEPT for raine and camila. many of these beefs started for No Fucking Reason. this is both very sad and Hysterically Funny
3) hunter and luz's relationship continues to be an all-timer. it really is that good, folks.
4) every time luz's kindness is taken advantage of, she has an insane guilt spiral about how she's an idiot who burdens everyone around her etc etc etc. and then she goes out every day and is incredibly unrelentingly kind all over again because she believes the best of people THAT much and cannot be turned into a cynic
5) "i may hate myself but i'm not gonna hate any of you!!" luz shouts, while being the most lovable person in the entire world. she is like. perfect. she is the Only Girl Ever.
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[At the store, Halloween]
Belos to Luz: Put that candy back! I'm not buying you that me-
Luz: *throws bag of candy corn straight at his face*
Belos, stuck on the floor bc he's fucking 300yo: Try me, bitch!
~~~
[Sees the statue]
Belos: We meet again, Caleb. I'm still ALIVE, asshole!!
Luz: *hides her face inside of her beanie*
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i wanna suck scara's fingers but not in a sexual way. like. chomp. n he's just freaking out like "what.the fuck."
HI LUZZZZ missed ya <3 how've you been !
there's a vivid image I have of you and scara lounging together on a settee of sorts, perhaps you're both doing your own things (one reading, one trying to nap), but it's nice being in each other's presence
that is, until, your hand finds his and brings it up to your lips. for a split second, he thinks you might absentmindedly press light kisses to the tips of his fingers. (you've done it before and he's secretly quite fond of the action)
the warmth of your breath on his skin... is replaced with a sudden chomp.
what the fuck.
it's less so the pain and more so the surprise that jolts him upright. there's a flash of confusion in his eyes as they narrow and grill you for an answer.
why are you still gnawing on it.
he catches the amusement in your eyes and he rolls his own before flopping back next to you, letting you bite on his fingers like some kind of chew toy.
you're lucky he tolerates you enough for this. sigh.
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Gravesfield Blues is rapidly turning into a chat & text fic.
GoodWitch: I β€ the ππ, but y'all's weather is the WORSTπ’π’π’.
OWLLADY: Told you, kiddo, we don't have weather, we have plagues.
Ruler: Awww was hoping ud come over anyway
MonstaMasha: Wait, so the rain really boils?
HelloWillow: Oh yeah. Boiling rain, painbows, shale hail, gorenados...
BansheeBadGirl: dont scare off the humans before I get a chance to
ThereWolf: bold of u to assume were all human
GoodWitch: BOSCHA?!?! π¦π¦π¦π¦
BansheeBadGirl: LUZ?!?!?!?!?!?!
RULERZREACHF4N: HUNTER?!?!?!?!
HelloWillow: babe no ur not supposed to say ur own name
ScoobyDont: tf is a painbow
Ruler: is like a rainbow but it turns u inside out
MonstaMasha: Metal. Why isn't it called like a deathbow?
OWLLADY: Nobody said it kills you.
MonstaMasha: π€METALπ€
OWLLADY: Anywhere from a few minutes to a day of the most excruciating pain you will ever experience, but yeah, sure, "metal."
HealthyGryphonIsHappyGryphon: there was a healer one time that proposed using them to make surgery easier
BansheeBadGirl: yall healers are scary af
GoodWitch: its okay boscha ill protect u frm the scary doctor witches πππππ
GoodWitch: oh awesomeππππits raining over here nowππππ
BansheeBadGirl: wait r u srs
Veesilisk: ur talkin to thin air banshee, luz is outside splashing puddles as we type
MonstaMasha: [pic] Look at her go!
BansheeBadGirl: i used to bully that girl wtf
Veesilisk: how could u
BansheeBadGirl: i was grudgby captn, she was werid human girl, how was i spost to know she wld kick evryones ass &save the world &shit
ScoobyDont: grudgby
HelloWillow: its like rugby but w/magic and the rusty smidge
ScoobyDont: the what
BansheeBadGirl: ask luz
HelloWillow: no dont
BansheeBadGirl: do it coward
HelloWillow: do not ask luz
MonstaMasha: Too late, Willow. He's already out there asking her. Wow, she's... she's really getting animated. That... wooo, hot button topic?
HelloWillow: luz challenged boscha to a game one time and boscha caught the rusty smidge and won
BansheeBadGirl: fkn hilarious
HelloWillow: i kinda agree with luz tho whats the point of the rest of the game
BansheeBadGirl: its a really funny story
BansheeBadGirl: see
BansheeBadGirl: the rest of the game
BansheeBadGirl: is for loserz
GoodWitch: boscha
GoodWitch: saturday
GoodWitch: gland prix
GoodWitch: you & π¦mayaπ¦ v me & πbeanπ
BansheeBadGirl: gland prix was like a month ago
BansheeBadGirl: & u lost
GoodWitch: πππππππ
BansheeBadGirl: i dont know wat those r
GoodWitch: πππππππ
GoodWitch: πππππππ
BansheeBadGirl: FINE UR ON
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