#chaotic bros

[sanegreen]

it's just me and my very specific romantic scenarios against the whole world

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[levemetal]

Ye old Shen twins au where they both become peak lords EXCEPT. Instead of making them twin peak lords or something, we pretend the evidence that the beast peak does likely not exist is lies, and Shen Yuan gets to become peak lord of the beast peak. Why? Because he would LOVE IT there. It's his territory. He gets to be unapologetically nerdy about beasts 24/7 and make it everyone's problem.

As he should.

And bonus! He can snatch LBH at the disciple hole digging. Plot solved! (Assuming the system wouldn't you know. Pull system stuff and force LBH to end up on Qing Jing or some shit.)

And everyone lived happily ever after or some bullshit idk. I reread the 79 extras as well as the TLJ & ZZL ones let me have fluffy AU thoughts goddamnit, my heart has been irreparably damaged-

[lizardpersonyknow]

. Okay I am so incredibly normal about the idea that the "pit rage" isn't a thing. just straight up. it's Jason being the victim of multiple heavy traumas and wanting to prevent others from going through that (literally Batman's origin but shhhhh somehow ppl never talk about that). I wanna see where batman asks constantine about it and he's like "yea give some therapy to the kid" GIVE THE MAN SOME AUTONOMY. like yes he beat up tim. yes he's also a murderer. and?? batman don't care that wonder woman kills. he has a philosophy but he's like a chill religion with it. he stopped dick from murder because he was 11. you can kill when u r legal that's his rule to me. that's why tim has so much angst he's perma 17. never allowed villainy. I'd secretly kill 500 people too.

[softiedingo]

Mobius and his chaotic puppy God.

But don't worry, he doesn't bite.

[nxpthys]

Kid!Aegon: Every time I go to a hotel I take a bite of soap, just to mess with people.

Criston: You DO realize that by eating soap, you’re the one who’s losing, right?

Kid!Aemond: You’re just jealous he was brave enough to taste the Forbidden White Chocolate.

Kid!Aegon: White chocolate’s disgusting!

Alicent: AND SOAP ISN’T?!?!

[opal16trash]

Ok there are so many things that I love about this small scene

1 - I love that Mario is jumping around like a madman like woo look at em go !!

2 - This scene really emulates the feeling of playing a Mario game with someone who is slow/new to the game (Mario being player 1 and Luigi being player 2)

3 - Luigi on his tippy toes when he walks on the cement 🥺

4 - the fact that the construction area is supposed to be 1-1 like that is so cool !! Also Castle Burger is supposed to look like the castle at the end of the level thats so cool.

[clarissaweasley-10]

Imagine Gray calling a 911 meeting right after he and Lyra kissed. And then when they all have assembled, he just blurts out something like "I like Lyra Kane and we just kissed"(full stop.) All hell breaks loose with the rest already planning how their (Gray and Lyra's) wedding's gonna be like, the name of their kids and ofc teasing lil Gray bear for finally getting a girl...

P.S- Should l make a fanfic on this?

[justaz]

leon lets merlin mourn for five centuries before picking him up by the scruff of his neck and dragging him with him to all corners of the world until he sees the familiar spark of life in his eyes. by then tho, merlin has latched onto leon like a damn octopus and they stick together for years (bar the occasional decade or two when the two cant decide on their next destination and fuck off to separate corners of the world). leon teaches merlin how to be immortal and merlin teaches leon how to properly live. they do the pranks that last centuries where they get portraits of themselves done in various eras without changing their appearances and only slightly altering their names, they know eventually someone will catch on and try to convince everyone but no one will believe them. they meddle in foreign governments for the fuck of it. leon somehow ends up as president of the us of a. merlin starts a cult in south america. merlin was on the oceangate submersible (too soon?). leon started the great fire of london (too soon??). anyways they happen to be walking together past the lake when arthur emerges. the first thing they do is take a 0.5x photo of him.

[slutforpringles]

via visacashapprb

[jaegonsmoon]

Aemond, on his third therapy session of the week with Aegon: The fact that I’m sharing this with you disgusts me. I'm a really private person. I hate talking about my life with other people. I excel in bottling everything up, just like mother and the Gods intended.

Aegon: A very known fact, but we tolerate you nonetheless, it’s okay.

Aegon running thru the hall as soon as Aemond leaves: Y'ALL ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHO AEMOND FELL IN LOVE WITH, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS— *Screeching sounds as Aemond chases him with a fucking knife*

[bruciemilf]

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)

[electromage1821]

true true truee

[luminous-studiess]

bringing you gentle vibes from a midnight finals session. if you’ve started studying later than you’d planned, it’s okay-- take a deep breath and begin.

[nxpthys]

Aegon: Because I will never be able to eat lava… Aegon: *pause to look pleadingly at Aemond* Aemond: *shakes his head no* Aegon: ... My prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

[brainrotcharacters]

"not what I expected behind the anger" speak for yourself kalbo I knew his psyche was this quiet