#changes are coming

[the-big-boss-of-hell]

If you insist on doing this, then just be careful and use protection. I guess you can't get an STD or at least it wouldn't do much harm to you, but you also don't want to get pregnant by a random guy and not even know who of those you are with is the father. Also you don't know what these creeps might be up to. I know you are the King of Hell and extremly powerful, but i'm worried what someone might try once word gets out that the King of hell is whoreing himself out. What if someone ends up using blessed rope on you, or finds another weak spot to exploid. You still have a daughter and a son and grandchild to think about. What if someone does something because of your reckless behaviour that could harm them?

Lucifer: *after a few strong Beezlejuice drinks in his system* Oh, my dear, sweet, concerned voice of reason… how utterly exhausting you must find yourself. *He exhales dramatically,, lounging as if the weight of responsibility were merely a suggestion rather than a throne beneath him.*

Lucifer: First off—pregnancy? Really? You wound me. I may be reckless, but I'm not that reckless. And as for ‘whoring myself out’—such an ugly term. I prefer ‘exploring the finer pleasures of existence’—but alas, even that turned out to be a disappointment. *He groans, rubbing his temple* Truly, there are fates worse than damnation.

Lucifer: Now, as for this ‘ruling Hell’ nonsense… *waves a dismissive hand* Hell has been around for millennia. If it truly needed me to function, it would have crumbled ages ago. That said…

His eyes darken slightly, his ever-present smirk thinning just a bit.

Lucifer: You’re not wrong about the imbalance. About the injustice. You think I don’t know what’s happening? You think I don’t see it? That I haven’t heard the whispers of the powerless crying out for someone—anyone—to help them. The problem isn’t that I can’t fix Hell. It’s that fixing Hell would require me to break it first. And I wonder… do you have any idea how many would burn before we reached anything resembling justice? *He exhales again, this time without the dramatic flourish. It’s almost… tired* But… since you’ve so kindly taken it upon yourself to scold me like a wayward child— *he tilts his head, a slow, calculating grin spreading across his lips* —perhaps it’s time I remind Hell exactly why I was the one who built it in the first place.

[dirtydolliedanger]

Possibilities are blossoming…

[honeycombhank]

10/23/23

Todays list of goals

1: workout

2: clean out cupboards above washing machine

3: Hold rats

4: clean rat cages

5: paint

We are getting the keys to our new place on Wednesday guys! That’s only two days! Ah the emotions I’m feeling!!

[sulatibule19]

"the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over".

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[roz-ani]

IS THIS YAOI DOOMED ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED?! 😭

[dongmagazine]

I miss my partner.

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[msparrowscribbles]

Scar's bringing such an energy to this season, huh

(this is my first attempt posting something in this very sketchy style asdgjsafs we'll see how I feel about it - designs are inspired by aresonist's lovely designs)

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[melonsharks]

au where everything is the same except mabel and dipper have been going to gravity falls every year before the show takes place since like kindergarten.

its a pretty simple premise that derives mostly from my desire to explore interpersonal relationships and the ways a place and people can change from a young child’s point of view. it doesn’t change canon that much either, admittedly, i just wanted to draw childhood friends stuff LOL. ill call it uhhhhhhhh every summer au.

[artistic-cocoon]

Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[bisclavaret]

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

[exilley]

I do sort of wish western anime fans would analyze anime and manga from a framework of japanese historical and cultural context. Specifically a lot of works from the 90s being influenced by the general aimlessness and ennui that a lot of people were experiencing due to the burst in the bubble economy and the national trauma caused by the sarin terrorist attack. I think in interacting with media that’s not local to our sociocultural/sociopolitical sphere it’s easy to forget that it’s influenced and shaped by the same kinds of factors that influence media within our own cultural dome and there ends up being this baseline misalignment of perception between the causative elements of a narrative and viewer interpretation of those elements. It’s a form of death of the author that i think, in some measure, hinders our ability to fully understand/come to terms with creator intent and the full scope of a work’s merits