#cd: headcanons

[sunnyday102]

Ok but imagine the younger ninja don't know that Lloyd was the youngest and that they all trained him

Wyldfyre: Ughh, this is so stupid. Was it this bad when Lloyd trained you guys?

Kai: Huh? Lloyd trained us? Nah kid we trained HIM

("Also- HOW OLD DO YOU THINK WE ARE??")

You see it? You see the vision?

[cookiedough77]

redesigns of these sillies but its only because i want to draw them in specific outfits/a certain way because i want to

i might even change it up with their civilian selves idk i wanted to share and i wanted to

[giverjoe]

Eddie, can’t shut the fuck up when he’s inside of you, Munson. This man is a complete mess from the moment you get your clothes off. Groping your ass and making you grind down onto him as he loses his mind. Once his mind is already too far gone that’s when his mouth starts running and it doesn’t stop. Babbling out praises, degrading disgusting things that you’d never want anyone to know you were into. You ate it up every time, especially with how fucked out he looked while saying it. You’d keep him buried deep inside of you constantly if it meant you got to see him look up at you with those pathetic big brown eyes, swimming with nothing but lust, because hearing how much of his cum slut you are never gets old. Eddie promises to record him saying filthy things about you one day so he can burn it into a CD for you to listen to over and over when he’s not around….

[clonehighdoublehelix]

[porcelaininkpot]

Redacted invisible string theory....save me redacted invisible string theory....

While Vincent was waiting in line with Stranger, they told him about this underground band they adored,

'Its called the lush misfits! They're from like 1980's England, I found their cds in my mom's attic, but they stopped making music ages ago so the only way to listen to their songs is through burning cds onto my mp3 player'

' The lead singer? I tried searching him up but it's like he disappeared with the band, I could find stuff about like one or two other members but there's absolutely nothing about him'

'Oh his name? It's Porter [REDACTED] ! Call it hopefully naive, but I'm still holding out hope I can find him someday- hey, maybe after this we can scour the earth for him together!'

[sadsnek]

I think one of the funniest things in the sonic fandom is that the characters debut anniversary is treated as their birthday/vise versa almost impling that there birthdays take place at some point during that game.

June 23 1991

Eggman posting on social media: for my birthday I get to try out my brand new drill tank!

Sonic replying to eggman on social media: for my birthday I got to fuck up his brand new drill tank.

September 23 1993

Amy hiding behind a bush: for my birthday Im going to meet my hero sonic the hedgehog.

Metal hiding behind Amy: and for my birthday I'm going to fucking get you.

June 19 2001

Rouge: happy birthday handsome.

Shadow: thanks I guess?

Rouge: well are you going to say it back?

Shadow: no.

Rouge: the fuck you mean NO!?

Shadow: I just feel like breaking out of prison and trying to sanitize all life on the planet is what I want to think about right now.

September 13 2007

The queen: so princess it's your birthday did you have any plans?

Blaze: oh it's my birthday? no mother I forgot all about that.

The queen: anyway the universe is collapsing into a parallel dimension and will probably kill us all in the next 48 hours you should do your job now.

January 5 2003

Omaga: what the fuck man! egg man made me to kill and destroy I love killing and destroying and what does he have me DO! Guard duty he puts me on guard duty during my birthday >:(

[insertfunnynamehere455]

[keylimeextract]

My Favs. From Each Series

+ Some Small HCs!

☆ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄ ⠄⠂⟡ ･ ⠄ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ .☆

•[House of Solaire] Vincent

⤷ Vincent likes to collect CDs and vinyls

•[Shaw Pack] David

⤷ David finds comfort in angel numbers

•[D.A.M.N Series] Lasko

⤷ Lasko has a ring that he fidgets with often

•[Project Meridian] James

⤷ James enjoys sour candy, like Warheads

•[The Balance] Elliott

⤷ Elliott doesn’t own a single Apple product

•[Unempowered Stories] Aaron

⤷ Aaron still has trouble believing in shifters

•[Smaller Series*] Avior, Morgan, Geordi

⤷ Avior likes to read to Starlight before bed

⤷ Morgan prefers to write rather than type

⤷ Geordi still has pretty bad driving anxiety

•[Smaller/Background Characters] Hudson

⤷ Hudson used to be insecure about his voice

* ��Smaller” meaning series that only follow one main speaking character!

[they-hermes]

onslaught doesn't listen to music he sits in his office in the dark in complete silence like a freak and standing in the doorway of his teammates rooms listening to their mashed up playlists (brawls metal deathcore, vortexs horrorcore, blast off r&b and swindles pop) is the only exposure he has to music ever.

[wraithofmorhogg]

School of the Lynx

What if Ciri is the one to start the school of the Lynx and it is an all female sect of Witchers? What if it is Ciri's way of giving those girls who have been so wronged by society (born under the black sun, etc) freedom, justice and the chance to finally fight back so that none will have to suffer as she did because it was their 'destiny'? <what if Ciri gets her own child surprise?>

I need this to be canon CDPR please and thank you.

[cd-006]

do you have madcom oc

I DO HAVE ☝️ a singular oc. not counting my arena mode guy i guess Unfortunately all i have are these sketches of her ripppp

anyway his name is urchin (i really wonder why) he's a he/she butch because shes awesome like that. personality wise she's very brash and extroverted and will ride-or-die for her friends. she luuuuuves any kind of loud noisy music like heavy metal and punk (ESPECIALLY riot grrrl/femmepunk) and also loves going to raves ^_^ he used to work for merc for a whiiiileeee but eventually left and joined SQ (not sure how doc recruited her but it'd be funny if they met at club advent or something. wat is that old man doing there?!?!) and is a welder/mechanic for the organization.

[sunnyday102]

Headcannon time!

It's hard to cook anything on the bounty. Not because the ovens probably insanely old or its a ship, but because they all have such different tastes.

Like Jay is allergic to peanuts Maybe even Lloyd too (I fully believe that) Nya hates spice or anything too flavorful (Jay also has a low spice tolerance) but Kai loves it. Zane just doesent gaf he believes no food should go to waste, so he's not really a problem here unless he's the one cooking. Cole likes the weirdest foods ever, yet his cooking really isn't that bad anymore. The others just genuinely dislike what he makes (Except Lloyd he's a literal feral trash panda who will eat anything and you don't get to tell me otherwise)

Exceppttt I think Lloyd and Wu have some weird hybrid genes going on there so they'll hate the most random ingredient ever and start like hissing. I find that hilarious for whatever reason

So yeah making a meal is a battle plan and they usually end up making like 4 different dishes to please everyone (Luckily Zane enjoys cooking and Lloyd likes joining him)

[deceasedcryptid]

Sonic and Metal are Trans VS Trans hostility

[minniiaa]

Garp really thought he could send Luffy to live with the PIRATE KING’S SON, in a DEN OF BANDITS, on an island regularly visited by aforementioned PIRATE KING’S ADOPTED SON and he wouldn’t become a pirate???

[morganasmissus]

i know the teen wolf timeline leaves a lot to be desired but it's all worth it for the simple fact that theo raeken can canonically listen to all i wanted was you and the only exception

[dn-hc]

this might be an odd one but how would the guys react to being chosen by the Cat Distribution System™ (as in, a stray cat starts following them around and they can’t get it to leave so it’s theirs now)

Oh, I'm VERY familiar with the CDS 😂 and not odd at all

L Lawliet

Blinks slowly. Doesn’t move as the cat circles and curls up next to his hunched form.

Pokes it gently to see if they reacts.

Offers them cake.

Watches them for behavioral patterns.

Despite never admitting attachment, the cat is always within reach during investigations.

He starts making deductions about the cat with chilling accuracy.

Can seemingly communicate nonverbay with the cat via studying their cues.

Would have an aloof cat that's only affectionate towards him, but only on the cat's terms.

Light Yagami

Initially brushes them off.

Then realizes them only clings to him and not L.

Becomes smug about it.

Uses them to project his god complex.

Practices speeches to the cat about “reforming the world.”

Gives them a pompous name like “Judgement.”

“Even animals instinctively know who should rule this world.”

Would have a senior cat.

Mihael Keehl

Glares at it. “Seriously?”

“It’s either too stupid to be afraid of me, or too bold. Either way... I get it.”

Tries to scare them off by yelling.

They don't flinch.

Mello smirks.

Now he has a feral companion.

Makes them a leather collar with a bullet shell on it.

They becomes his symbol of rebellion.

“Don’t touch the cat. It’ll claw you.”

Would have a mean ass cat.

Mail Jeevas

Looks up from his game. “...Huh.”

Then shrugs.

“Guess I’ve been drafted. Chill.”

Doesn’t name them for a while.

Just calls them “little guy” or “bro.”

Then gives them a name like Garfield.

Teaches them how to open snack drawers.

They mirror each other’s laziness.

When Matt moves, so does the cat.

He programs a game where the cat is the main character.

“Yeah, he’s mine now. Or I’m his. Same difference.”

"Dude, I think i just got adopted." Says Matt. Not the cat.

Would have a fat cat who demamds to be held 24/7.

Nate River

Frowns slightly when the cat starts nesting in his puzzle pieces.

Doesn’t stop them.

“It’s disrupting the environment… but why does it choose to stay?”

Begins analyzing the cat’s patterns.

Quietly builds them a perfect nesting spot from dice and dominoes.

The only creature he talks to without hesitation.

Shares deductions with them like their a silent partner.

“It’s irrational… but it’s comforting.”

Snow white, fluffy cat.