#im insane

[joelsflannels]

I can hear this picture...

[cruucigerglobus]

as we dance to the masochism tango

[lxnarphase]

toji and his new gf talking about sex, and she mentions that she’s never enjoyed sex because she’s never gotten very wet before, and he’s cool with that, just jokes about getting a gallon of lube to help

but the night you both are about to have sex, you try to stop him, saying you feel really wet and sticky and that your period might’ve started. he’s in the middle of telling you he’ll change the sheets after and not to worry about it, trying to soothe you.

however, you both are shocked into silence at the wet sound of the fabric being pulled from your cunt and at the thick, sticky strands of your slick clinging to your panties. you are fucking soaked.

“fuck. fuuck…y’really like me, don’t ya? dripping all over the bed, mama, you’re s’ damn wet, baby, oh my god.”

the poor man isn’t even teasing, he’s genuinely in awe at how messy he’s got you just from some kisses and touches, and without any warning, he’s pressing his face against your pussy, hungrily lapping up all your juices like a man starved. he’s the first to get you this soaking wet, so of course he’s going to taste his reward

[casinoves]

hello winterhawk nation. . i have been infected.. pleasehelp

[lanalover2010]

Nauseous just thinking about it.

[trans-jon-rights]

Okay so some of you may be familiar with the fact that alchemy heavily relates to The Magnus Protocol, especially with the latest episode.

It's already admitted that Sam Khalid's name is at least inspired by Prince Khalid Ibn Yazid, a famous alchemist from the 7th century. Well I'd like to go a bit deeper, and point out more connections :

Alice Dyer -> Edward Dyer

Teddy Vaughn -> Thomas Vaughan

Colin Becher -> Johann Joachim Becher

Lena Kelley -> Edward Kelley

Celia Ripley -> George Ripley

Chester -> Robert de Chester

I've yet to find anything about Norris or Augustus but this is what I've got. But there's more ! There are connections !

Edward Dyer and Thomas Vaughan were both Rosicruscians (and friends, too), a subcategory of alchemists

Robert De Chester was the one who translated Khalid Ibn Yazid's works from Arabic to Latin

Johann Joachim Becher was German, then travelled to England and resided in Scotland

Edward Kelley worked with Robert Boyle (mentionned in MAGP 19)

I'm not sure exactly what to do with it, but that's what I've got. I'm going insane over that so expect some more over the next few days.

[splynter]

I made so many Bill Cipher emotes for Discord. I’ll be making so much more. I’m insane

Set 1 (you are here) || Set 2 || Set 3 (In the works)

[kindwhispers]

Ranma 1/2 Remake (2024) - Episode 8

[maevaniila]

So... yeah... I have a thing for possessive/yandere I guess

Do I have problems? Yeah... yes, probably--

♡♡♡

[emojackolantern]

okay ive been working on this for like a half hour already i will figure out the rest later but i needed to share while the insanity is still fresh

we have:

how to befriend your favorite internet stars

pizza mukbang

dan and phil and dogs

dan's diss track

amazing dan

slime and sadness cinnamon rolls

five nights at freddy's

interactive introverts

giving the people what they want

hello internet

something we want to tell you

i wrote pumpkin spice pumpkin cookies but it's actually spooky cupcakes

we're all doomed

pinof 1

dan and phil finally tell the truth

daniel and depression

internet support group 6?

phil's video blog

saying goodbye forever

basically i'm gay

zomg red panda!!?

dan and phil react to teens react to dan and phil

punk edits in real life

why i quit youtube

sims ep1

my tumblr tag 2

coming out to you

i believe under daniel and depression is festive ditl but i haven't been able to confirm it

also i recognize this image of dan scrolling on his laptop in the london apartment but i don't fucking remember from where

the one under basically im gay idk

also these

the photo booth challenge

idk

[loseractivities]

i fuck with this rarepair. stuilly a year after the murders new names and new faces. what do you think.

inspired by @jelyyy23

[jsbluu]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kickina. mind blowina. bodv shivering. orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly he could give me a nuclear bomb inside and i would still ride him.

[haechuw]

y’all don’t mind me, i’m just gonna drop these here

[jeena-says-hi]

Scar: what other mob could I try to ride?

Grian: Hey guys

[namiwamibobami]

TRANSFORMERS DUMP WOOHOOOOOOO BABY

[toastyyjams]

rarepair hell...