#cat distribution system

[sreppub]

re: many requests for jason with a stray cat 🐈‍⬛

[kiko-klept]

alien hedgehog distribution system

[purr-in-ink]

[wolfchanw]

Does anyone else just….find animals wherever you go? I hike with a friend every Saturday, at a park that’s not particularly close to any actual houses. As I was leaving this week, I found a SUPER CUTE kitten!

My local shelter is not accepting healthy animals at this time so they sent him away, fortunately I foster for another shelter that has tentatively agreed to accept him (just waiting on the official email saying yes).

In the meantime, my kiddo has named him Moonstar, and he is NOT staying, no matter how sweet and adorable he is.

Kiddo also asked my husband “Why did Mommy bring home a kitten from her hike?” to which he sighed and said “It’s what she does…” XD So true!!

[nariwalsh]

Paying my cat tax for Tumblr! Raina is the little black kitty, Willow is the gray and white kitty, and Gus is on the bottom.

All 3 kitties were picked up as strays this year! The cat distribution system really said "You've had a hard life this year, have some cats to cheer you up!"

[ihaveacatnow]

found the timelapse of that time archer fell asleep on my desk

[mishapeep]

How it started

[cupsoupenjoyer003]

[Cat distribution system has chosen Frank Horrigan! That's the safest kitty in the whole wastelands!]

[caffeinesam]

I think the cat distribution system is trying to reach me for a possible subscription.

I found this dumb fucker chilling in my kitchen this morning (left a window open) and he came running through the backstreet when I came back from town.

Might call him Medical Malpractice or Civil Lawsuit or something.

Or might try to find out where it lives...

[tea-slur]

Melvin likes to steal my heating pad

[southernsolarpunk]

Free kitten?????

[up-to-some-good]

Dawn

Written for @wolfstarmicrofic prompt #24 - first pet (488 words)

"What is that?"

Remus barely looked up from his book as Sirius stalled in the doorway.

"Hello, love," Remus responded, the picture of calm. "How was work?"

"Don't change the subject." Sirius stomped over to his partner and ripped the book out of his hands, making sure to mark the page with a slip of parchment before turning to Remus and pointing accusingly at his lap. "What is that thing?"

Remus raised an amused eyebrow.

"She's a cat, Pads. Surely you've seen one before?"

He continued petting the creature with one hand as he spoke.

"I know it's a cat, Remus. What I don't know is what it is doing in our apartment!"

"Well, that's easy." Remus smirked. "She's our new baby."

"No."

"No?"

"No," Sirius confirmed. "We cannot have a cat. I am a man who can turn into a dog at will. You are a man who turns into a wolf once a month. Felines and canines, historically, do not get along. So no cats. This is a cat-free zone."

"Counterpoint," Remus offered. "Minerva McGonagall turns into a cat, and she's practically your mother."

"Irrelevant. She does not live in this flat. And neither does that creature."

"Yes, she does," Remus responded. "I found her this morning outside. I took her to the vet and made sure she's healthy. I bought her everything she needs and several things she doesn't. She snuggled me while I napped earlier. She lives here. We're keeping her."

Sirius sighed and massaged his temples.

"Would it help if I told you I named her Dawn?"

Sirius looked up and lifted one eyebrow in a silent question. Remus blushed and looked back down at the orange fluffball in his lap.

"She's our baby, so she needed a fitting name," he explained. "So she's Dawn, the sun to our moon and stars."

Sirius sighed again, but smiled gently and sat down next to Remus on the couch.

"You're a sap, but she can stay," he responded. "Under the condition that she sleeps on her own bed. I don't want my pillow covered in cat fur."

"Deal."

That night, Sirius went to bed early while Remus finished the dishes and took a shower.

When he got to their room, Sirius was already asleep, his head resting just on the edge of his own pillow, ensuring he was as close to Remus's side as possible. And curled into him, pressed up against his stomach, Dawn was sleeping just as comfortably.

Remus grinned as he got into bed with the pair. He knew when he saw the cat that Sirius would fall in love with her after a while, like he did with any animal he came across.

It was Remus's decision to pick up the cat, Remus who bought her food and put on her collar, but it was always going to be Sirius’s cat. That's why he picked her up, after all. For Sirius.

[chronicsyd]

headcanon that Caitlyn finds stray cats and says "The cat distribution system choose me!" when explaining it to her mom

[behittinemblunt]

No thoughts, js weird looking cat I draw from extreme boredom

[squarehamm3r]

Cat distribution system chose me (again). I now have a black cat. 🖤🖤🖤

[ihaveacatnow]

spriggan is SO happy to be on the husbutt