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Didn't expect the Tumblr crowd to side against the aro/ace boy

love her. get his ass kiyohime

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congrats on being my hero

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I had to explain to someone today that putting a screenshot into chatgpt to "fact check" is in fact not "fact checking".

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by will mcphail

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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Kamloops, BC

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environmental storytelling

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i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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chilling in a hoodie and sweatpants and armoured breastplate, gauntlets and greaves

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Comedy series about an evil wizard where in every episode they discover some Ancient Secret of Magic that will allow them to surpass their rivals and bring the world to its knees, and every episode they learn the hard way why modern wizards don't do it that way anymore.