#cause fuck the academy
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“Hey Auntie…We love you.”
Mike and Jonathan so real for that💜
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i would love to see mitsuri in your art style! im not sure if you post girls to often but i saw you drew daki and thought i'd ask! anyways have an amazing night or dayy!!!
LOVE BEAM CANON
i dont draw women often but i do enjoy the moments when i do, it's very fun!! i really like mitsuri. she scratches the dumb strong airhead with a good heart character type that i adore.
a bonus kimetsu gakuen meme except the version where MY BOYS ARE THERE.
[og image under the cut!]
#null rot#kimetsu gakuen#kimetsu academy#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#demon slayer#mitsuri kanroji#kanroji mitsuri#mitsuri#zohakuten#hantengu#hantengu clones#<- does that count??#cloaked cult member#head in my god damn hands dude. i cant go without my fix for too long. i'll weasel one of the clones into my posts..#karaku is the one taking the photo btw but theyre using sekido's phone#also i really wanted to do this with mitsuri and zohakueten bc its so funny to imagine them in kimetsu gakuen.#this full grown woman beefing with a middle schooler with the vocabulary of an 80 year old man....#delusions -> all cause she got close to you. zo's favorite person...... bUT YOURE MITSURI'S FAVORITE PERSON TOO SO SHE'S NOT GONNA BACK DOW#NOT TO SOME KID EITHER. NOR HIS REALLY PROBLEMATIC OLDER BROTHERS EITHER#SHE'LL SAVE YOU FROM THEIR CLUTCHES#FUCKING ULTRA LOVE BEAM CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mitsuri is so the person to censor herself......... hence the heart censor but zohakuten could care less#a love obsessed girl who's as strong as a fucking titan..... can you imagine?????? bro im sooOOOOOOOOO DOWNNNNNN
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I can't rewrite this season but if it was up to me, I'd still have the Umbrellas sacrificing themselves to save the timeline and at the end we see the Umbrellas still alive, but they're all living different lives and perhaps with varied ages to show that its not their existence that caused the timeline to get fucked up, but the marigold that started everything.
The Umbrellas were always meant to exist and live, but it was the marigold that caused the timeline getting muddled and disrupted their existence. Without it, the Umbrellas (and every other kids that were created by the marigold) were able to be born and live their lifes normally like they were always meant to.
Would it still have a lot of plotholes? Yes. Would it make sense? Perhaps not but at least its better than what they implied with the ending which is very upsetting and dangerous the longer you think about it.
#the umbrella academy#it was so weird because they had two scenes with abigail blatantly stating how it was her creating marigold that started all this problem#so why did the show say#with no argument#that it was the umbrellas fault???#it made no sense. what is it about them specifically that keeps causing things to be fucked up#they're dysfunctional? okay yeah so would anyone if they're raised by reginald hargreeves#that would imply its reginald thats the source of the problem#their powers? still not right cuz the marigold was the thing that gave them the powers#so it should be the marigold#logic aside its also just such a horribly toxic message#the more I think about it the more genuinely disturbed I am about it
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The Umbrella Academy Season 4 moodboard!!!!
#disclaimer: i have not watched it myself#but ive read reviews and recaps and seen peoples reactions#and uhhhhhh i dont think im going to even bother watching it!!!#why did ben getting laid end the universe#why did five cuck his brother#why did lila cheat on her husband with a dude whos physically half her age and mentally twice as old#why was the whole plot of s3 'youre causing the apocalypse cause youre here but your parents dont exist'#and yet thats exactly what happens with claire + diego/lilas kids at the end and apparently everything is fine??#why were they making fat jokes about diego#why arent the rest of the 43 causing the apocalypse if the problem is the marigold#why does the fucking handler get a happy ending and the main characters dont#just...why#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua s4 spoilers
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obviously fuck harold jenkins but also. i do feel bad for everyone born on October 1st 1989. can you fucking imagine there being a whole superhero team born the exact day you are and yet you have no powers 😭 id be jealous too tbh
#not jealous enough to manipulate a random person and cause the end of the world#but still.#fucking imagine if everyone but you had superpowers#it would suck wouldnt it#anyways. this is another example of how well tua s1was writtwn#if you can agree with some of the antagonists thoughts??#dare i say. thats what makes good television#the umbrella academy#tua#vanya hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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I can't believe I was less disappointed with the supernatural finale
#I think cause I had the expection that they would actually try to make good television#rather than finding the most ooc things each character could do and throwing a dart blinfolded#plot? lazy. character arcs? nonexistent or vile. hotel? trivago.#I say this as a fan of a lot of “cringe” media hand on heart what the fuck was that#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#number five#ben hargreeves#sparrow ben#viktor hargreeves#lila pitts
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maybe the reason I was so quick to go “oh yup failed marriage lila moves on” is cause I never got over diego & patch….
#tell me you get it#like a new New world where allison has ray & claire & all of diegos kids BUT with patch there#like the kids are still lila & diego’s and lila gets to be with five but diego ALSO gets to be with patch#idk she just doesn’t die and diego explains the crazy timeline thing to her and she gets it cause she grew up with the Real™️ umbrellas#so like she knows he has powers already and obviously she knows five went missing so if he goes ‘power = time travel and I fucked us all’#she gets it#thekraken#thedetective#< new patch tag#diego/patch#eudora patch#diego hargreeves#the umbrella academy#text#strawb’s babbles
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one day more hating the fact that you have to fucking pay hundreds of euros to be able to study for PUBLIC EXAMS
#i have been looking for an hour for oposiciones guides for this specific exam#and had to settle on a 150€ one#150 € FOR A FUCKING PUBLIC EXAM THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE EQUAL FOR EVERY CITIZEN#and don't get me started with academies#i already told my parents that's gonna be my christmas present this year#that way i don't have to pay for it#and i told them i only want that cause it's already pretty expensive#my mum is insisting i list more stuff but i don't want to
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chat, i need to be honest. that was not good
#the umbrella academy#i don't get it#there's a lot of shit going on and I'm pretty sure it doesn't make sense#my main thing is if viktor claims to be able to pull the marigold out of people (which he didn't fucking with harlan in the end did he?)#how come he couldn't have pulled it out of the others#like i didn't want viktor to die but come on#and also like#idk wasn't the point of the first season that that whole dysfunctional relationship between viktor and the others caused the apocalypse#i thought that was it#nope turns out the whole point is that they never should've been born and being erased out of existence is the only option#i kinda don't like that message?#hurr hurr self sacrifice but like... what you can't try to fix things? you can't grow and change? guess not. that other shit doesn't matter#your worst crime was being born#but like... was it?#if they didn't drink the marigold they would have been fine no?#i have a lot more thoughts on this but tbh my head is still kinda spinning this shows all over the place#and tbh i kinda don't give a shit that dottie or the un-yassified handler or diego and lila's insta-family are all chilling somewhere#speaking of lila don't even get me started omg#cause for what? what was the point? what was the point of any of this?#the umbrella academy spoilers
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just saw the tua s4 deleted scenes. Steve Blackman when I find you
#watch ur back#cause wdym we had klaus actually have a healing arc and five tell him he’s proud of him and you delete so five can FUCK HIS BROTHERS WIFE???#WHAT THE HELL??????#like it actually had some good scenes and we just threw those ones out? why?#tua s4#umbrella academy
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The Academies are based on and named after things Oz values.
Beacon- Beacons of hope
Haven- safe havens
Atlas- symbols of innovation, protection from darkness, a light in the dark
Shade- protection from harsh light and heat
#felix (host)#rwby#ozpin#huntsman Academies#atlas academy#beacon academy#haven academy#shade academy#rwby analysis#that last one is really fucking funny to me#cause its just. a fuck you to Light#oz named the academies btw.#he LITERALLY threw shade at light 😭#pettiest man alive
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a closeted 20 year old that comes from a conservative rural family falling in love with a openly gay 18 year old on spanish prime tv
#a bit of background:#this is operacion triunfo a spanish tv show about sing! there are 16 contestants and they have to sing every monday a song#so they live in like a school academy where they have each day classes related to music (and they also rehearsal the song the have to#perform the mondays)#okay and like they have 0 connection with the rest of the world (they have phones but with no internet) so they know nothing about#what’s happening outside#SO there’s a youtube channel where they show each day what these contestants are doing (like big brother but related to music)#so um u get really attached to them cause u see them 24h!!!#so one of this contestants is juanjo (the one with the 🧢) and comes from a rural village and his fam is a bit conservative so he never#speaks about his sexuality - all the opposite he’s a bit ashamed of what he is bc he’s now used to act like himself#and then there is martin who is 18 and openly gay and like super open about all this topic super comfortable with himself etc#so this show has been going on for 3 weeks now okay? and in the first week u could see something was going on between these two#but since juanjo is so ashamed of this he rejected every type of touch that came for martin#martin got all ☹️ and he kinda told his friends there that he was having something with juanjo and he wasn’t receptive#(WE WERE SCREAMING IN TWITTER)#well since that moment it has been a fucking rollercoaster but juanjo is now a chiller and they cuddle and flirt in from of everyone#(they even have showers together cause rip they have 0 intimacy)#okay but today has been!!!! PUNTO DE INFLEXIÓN#juanjo has fallen in love so deeply with martin that oh god he needs to be by his side all the time omgomg#and yeah this vid happened tonight while their friends were singing and all twitter cried
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tua s4 is the reason why I feel validated in my approach that I usually spoiler myself for an ending/a season to see if I can stomach watching it rn
#yeah I waited until tua stopped trending to post this#cause that was overwhelming as fuck#tua s4 spoilers#tua season 4#tua#the umbrella academy season 4 spoilers#the umbrella academy
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Perhaps Watching The Final Season Of The Umbrella Academy While Sick Was Not My Smartest Move...
#captain's posts#the umbrella academy#season so bad i literally threw up#how are my Dave x Klaus shippers doin? cause this one right here is doing terrible.#*screams*#there were good bits ill give it that.#but gods have mercy#i only accept the following bits: klaus being best uncle koaus having a ghost dog and klaus being able to levitate#and maybe Maybe the senile five retirement diner in the subway#nothing else.#fuck this man
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umbrella academy season 4
five and lila, context
I’m so happy i wasn’t the only utterly grossed out and disgusted by Lila’s and Fives relationship.
Five didnt even get out of his school boy uniform till season 3 now your throwing him in a relationship with a woman 15 years older than him. This isnt the early 2000’s anymore, and lots of your watchers have already gone through their Pretty little liars faze and realized how disgusting and toxic arias and Ezra's relationship is.
Also still dosent work the other way cause now you’re throwing a 58 year old man at a 35 year old woman. Still 15 years senior, just slightly less disgusting because at least in that case shes not barely legal anymore.
additional context.
Rita (lillas actress) born; 1988
aiden (fives actor) born; 2003. (I feel like that says it all)
season 2 release 2020
filming 2019
aiden 15-16
rita 30-31
Five is still in his school boy uniform
first introduction between the two characters.
season 4
released 2024
filmed 2023
aiden 19-20
rita 34-35
they had a grown ass women kiss someone she met when he was freaking 15.
#the umbrella academy#season 4#spoilers#some people say that they were building up to this storyline since introductions#In which i say no they werent#If that counts as build up for a heteronormative couple#Than no one gets to say anything about bxb shipping anymore#Not when yamato over here cant even explain the chakra elements and oppositional natures without naruto relating it back to sasuke#How “hes the only one that can save him and guide him through his hate”#Not when they have freaking matching tattoos#Or any ship out their were the proclaim the other their ‘eternal rival’#And how the other is always ‘pushing them to be better’#How they trust them with their life#How they can always tell when the others a clone or a fake because they act little off#Like if that “was build up” geto and gojo were a whole fucking mountain exploding#Stiles and derek were a train collison#Kirk and Spock were the freaking big bang#Bucky and steve were thors hammer meeting caps shield#Draco and harry casted avakadabra at eachother#Natsu and gray caused an explosion todoroki would be jealous of#Shizou whacked izaya all the way to the moon#(With a stop sign guys#come on#wait#Sakuragi slam dunked rukawa all the way to earth core#Wait not again#And i don’t even ship half of these guys myself#The point still stands that five saw lilla in the bath and didnt look twice or try to look away.#Their was nothing their other than slight hatred and begruding respect#Of forcing themselves to get along because they both loved diego
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So I’ve been binging the Umbrella Academy, and I like the show, but can’t they just have one high action scene that isn’t just minutes upon minutes of constant flashing multiple times a second cause it’s kinda hard to enjoy it when I‘m too busy hyperventilating, pausing the show every ten seconds and looking away most of the time
#rant#rant post#the umbrella academy#amb’s rambs#I actually hate strobe lights with a passion#worst invention ever#can’t enjoy shit cause for some fucking reason everyone thinks that they need to put strobe lights on everything#istg I will never go to a concert because of this#this isn’t even just about this show#stranger things I’m looking at you#it’s all the good shows that I actually want to watch too
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