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breezeowci · 3 months ago

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umbrella academy season 4

five and lila, context

I’m so happy i wasn’t the only utterly grossed out and disgusted by Lila’s and Fives relationship.

Five didnt even get out of his school boy uniform till season 3 now your throwing him in a relationship with a woman 15 years older than him. This isnt the early 2000’s anymore, and lots of your watchers have already gone through their Pretty little liars faze and realized how disgusting and toxic arias and Ezra's relationship is.

Also still dosent work the other way cause now you’re throwing a 58 year old man at a 35 year old woman. Still 15 years senior, just slightly less disgusting because at least in that case shes not barely legal anymore.

additional context.

Rita (lillas actress) born; 1988

aiden (fives actor) born; 2003. (I feel like that says it all)

season 2 release 2020

filming 2019

aiden 15-16

rita 30-31

Five is still in his school boy uniform

first introduction between the two characters.

season 4

released 2024

filmed 2023

aiden 19-20

rita 34-35

they had a grown ass women kiss someone she met when he was freaking 15.

#the umbrella academy #season 4 #spoilers #some people say that they were building up to this storyline since introductions #In which i say no they werent #If that counts as build up for a heteronormative couple #Than no one gets to say anything about bxb shipping anymore #Not when yamato over here cant even explain the chakra elements and oppositional natures without naruto relating it back to sasuke #How “hes the only one that can save him and guide him through his hate”#Not when they have freaking matching tattoos #Or any ship out their were the proclaim the other their ‘eternal rival’#And how the other is always ‘pushing them to be better’#How they trust them with their life #How they can always tell when the others a clone or a fake because they act little off #Like if that “was build up” geto and gojo were a whole fucking mountain exploding #Stiles and derek were a train collison #Kirk and Spock were the freaking big bang #Bucky and steve were thors hammer meeting caps shield #Draco and harry casted avakadabra at eachother #Natsu and gray caused an explosion todoroki would be jealous of #Shizou whacked izaya all the way to the moon #(With a stop sign guys #come on #wait #Sakuragi slam dunked rukawa all the way to earth core #Wait not again #And i don’t even ship half of these guys myself #The point still stands that five saw lilla in the bath and didnt look twice or try to look away.#Their was nothing their other than slight hatred and begruding respect #Of forcing themselves to get along because they both loved diego

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