#catholic anon

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Hello love running to your inbox because THINGS ESCALATED SO QUICKLY AND I LEGIT FEEL LIKE WE’RE IN ANOTHWR DIMENSION??? He broke me this time for real I am beyond stunned. I remember so specifically all the feral on this blog when My Time hit AND NOW WE’RE HERE AND HES FUCKING US SEVEN DAYS A WEEK I CANT STOP CAKLING!!! He’s a fucking demon. Wishing you the best, ✝️

GIRL I CANNOT FUNCTION RIGHT NOW - WE HAVE COME SOOOOOOO FAR IT'S INSANE, now i'm seeing people not even batting an eyelid at his abs or arms when merely a few months ago we were salivating for a hint of skin 🥴🥵🥵🥵

EVERY MINUTE, EVERY HOUR, EVERY SECOND - BETTER STOCK UP ON LUBE Y'ALL

MY TONGUE DESERVES TO BE ALL OVER THOSE ABS 👅💦

[advancement-made]

I'm personally looking forward to st Patty's day

- catholic anon

Okay, I guess.

[xplrvibes]

Oh nice! It's always so nice to see fellow catholics 🥰

Anyway. I agree with you. I don't like it when people are perfomative either. I tend not to always comment on stuff like this because people are then always mean to me lol. I just wish people would respect eachother's religions, that's all. Also. weird Colby dressed like a priest since he's apparently christian lol

-catholic anon

Fellow catholics, unite!

Yea, I certainly hear that. Stuff like this tends to get very heated, very quickly. A lot of people kind of hone in on the start of any kind of dissent and use it to rage bait (quite successfully), which gets other people really upset and makes them feel they have to viciously defend their faves.

In the meantime, the majority of people are just stuck in the middle just rolling their eyes at the absurdity of all of this again lol.

Yep, Colby is very much a Christian but I don't really think there's any correlation between his faith and this costume, personally. I think it's all in perspective, and from his perspective, he didn't see this as anything that made him uncomfortable or mocked his faith. 🤷‍♀️

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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[minnie-themoocher]

hi :) what’s one of your favourite Jason headcannons?

that he’s hispanic and catholic, those are pretty near and dear to me.

hispanic just bc i like the representation and his canonical fluency in spanish but catholic bc i like the angst that comes with the juxtaposition of his death and his faith. the fact that in dc people who go to hell and come back always recall it, means jason went to heaven and never gets to remember it.

he comes back with such righteous anger and self loathing and such a deep sense of justice in part because he views himself as unworthy of his heaven but his god didn’t - he just doesn’t know it.

that means a lot to me.

[oifaaa]

you keep ur toaster in a cupboard or anywhere other than ur kitchen

Currently trying to figure out if you know what you just assumed of me or if this is just a funny wee coincidence and you've got no clue on why this might be the funniest question to ask me specifically anyway FALSE -UNITED IRELAND BABY 36=1 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[minotaurs-my-beloved]

Not the mermaid anon but I was thinking of a nun encountering an angel, who is not as virtuous as the scriptues say, and the angel convincing the nun that she is going to hell unless she has sex with him.

Jesus Wept.

(or the terrible pun of a title i originally used, The Second Cumming)

What a fun idea anon, it also gives me a reason to be dramatic, sacrilegious, make a terrible pun, and dump a little bit of bible lore thats been ingrained in me

TW: Sacrilege and noncon or dubcon (the demon is pretty coercive and lies about being an angel)

He'll whisper sweet lies into your ear to try and get you on board, "You are chosen to be Mary. Through you will the second coming of Christ occur as the scriptures foretold all the way back in Genesis. To crush the head of the serpent, don't you remember?"

You call him out on the fact that Jesus already did that in his first coming and he laughs it off, saying, "Oh Ye of little faith, you all have interpreted this wrong. He has yet to fully crush the head, that is why demons and sin still exist. Hence him needing to return a second time, to fully end it."

When you ask why God would make you commit an egregious sin such as sex and not perform a miracle like he did with the virgin Mary, he angrily strikes you down. "God would not want that? You would dare question God's plan? As a mere mortal who cannot even wrap your head around his sheer existence, you defy him? Such hubris, do you want to suffer eternal damnation?"

You quickly try to redeem yourself, the threat of hell absolutely terrifying you and simply say that you do not understand. He just tells you that you do not need to, it is not your place. You try to rationalize all of this, knowing your God would never wish to harm you, this must be the way. I mean, he's an angel, is it really even considered fornication?

So, you agree.

He quickly strips you, his eyes don't look like they used to, now predatory, losing some of the light they used to hold. You just stand there, unsure of what you're meant to do. You're a virgin of course, you had never even kissed someone, and never thought about sex lest you fall into lust. He realizes this and starts telling you what he wants. Ordering for you to get on your hands and knees before him.

He goes behind you and you feel something sliding up and down your pussy, you whimper in fear, not knowing how this will feel, but you push all that to the side because you want to serve your God. He is surprisingly gentle in the beginning, slowly pushing his cock into your cunt, asking if you're okay. But the second he's fully inside, all of that disappears as he drives his cock in deep over and over. He grabs you by the hair, making you look up, "Look at the crucifix, you're worshiping your savior as I speak. Recite the holy prayer for me, c'mon."

He sounds completely different, from a booming, holy voice he now sounds raspy and strange. You try to look back at him, but his grip on your hair tightens, forcing you to look ahead. You begin saying the prayer as he commanded you, but it's so hard to think when he's fucking you like this. With each stutter he slaps your ass and you whine, trying your best to remember the entire thing. It gets exponentially harder to do so when something starts pushing against the rim of your asshole.

Before you have time to ask what he's doing, he rams his cock fully inside your tight hole, making you scream. He's now fucking you with two cocks. Why does he have two cocks? (for the second cumming, ikik im so funny) You have completely given up the prayer at this point, and he seems to have too, instead focusing on fucking you.

"I'm going to cum. I'm going to fill and ruin your holes and you're going to fucking take it. Thank your God. Thank him for my cum."

[wolfythewitch]

What is the difference between Chirstian/Evangelical and Catholicism?

The windows

[pngblog]

could i please have some catholicism related pngs?

[cath-lic]

god loves trans punks and i know this because i went to a trans punk concert recently and my car was parked like 3 hours past its paid time and by the grace of The Lord i did not get a ticket

[myfairkatiecat]

Love how the fandom worships the ground you walk on like being a keefe fan isn’t the biggest red flag a kotlc fan can have😃

That’s my biggest red flag? Are you forgetting that I’m Catholic and an Anakin Skywalker simp

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Bunny now that my mans went buck wild, Kook is naked, and Tae is tempting us with flowers I don’t know what to do. 😭 I haven’t slept in three nights now so this may be a little incoherent but I needed to externalize my thirst a bit. I don’t know what bullshit my mind’s on but everything about the new concept visually just makes my once pretty quiet/infrequent thoughts about pegging Jimin so LOUD. I need to smack that ass like my life depends on it and watch him fall apart on a strap NDJFB FUCK HES SO PERFECT. His moans and watching that face with those lips would be fucking heaven. I simultaneously need him to tie me up and absolutely ruin me God I hate being a switch? All I can think about with Kook is sitting him down on a comfy couch. Running my hands through that hair while biting his neck, working my way down, and giving him the slowest, most aching and sensual blowjob ever. Of course I’d be a good girl and lick the cum of those abs to clean him up. I also want his full weight on me while we slow fuck to one of the songs he’s been playing on his lives. I need to feel every bit of that cock slowly dragging against my walls BRUH. 😭 And finally Tae is just about the same as Kook but I’d want him to smack me around a little you know? Anyways sorry for my clown shit and as always sending lots of love your way Bunny girl, hope you’re well. 💜✝️

LOVEEEEE

Ughhhhh all of this is such a mood 😩.

It’s so good to hear from you!

[periprose]

sydney is too young for carmy. its grooming tbh very weird of carm to look at syd that way when she's his mentee and looks up to him. disgusting that creeps like u ship it

We don't have a canon age for Sydney or Carmy so I'm going off their actors' ages.

A four year difference is too much for you?? Lol. This isn't grooming and realistically most relationships can have this dynamic. Anon I invite you to the real world where rarely you will find people who date are on the exact same level (please don't come at me with this "power imbalance" shit too lol)

Also if you think I'm a creep I don't really care. Being an adult means I can do what I want without caring about randoms on the internet think of me.

A lot of you also use purity culture/false virtuosity to bully people, too; don't think I don't notice how you're subtly trying to equate this to actual pedophilia. Genuinely, you do a disservice to actual issues when you pull this shit.

[vulpinesaint]

Hi! I just went through your quizzes (gorgeous writing, by the way!) and I wonder if you have the results for all of them posted somewhere? I know both saints quizzes have a full results post and the garden one too, but I don't think I've found the others. I'm especially curious about the supervillain one :)

hiya!! thank you so much i'm so glad you liked them <3 as of right now i only have results up for the saints + garden quizzes, but i would be so happy to post more results for you! anytime i post results, they should be linked on the masterpost in my bio :) i think i will. only post the supervillain one for now. the other ones make me feel a little silly. but you are so welcome to the supervillain results <3

for those of you who have taken the supervillain quiz: here's how your story could have ended!

[canisalbus]

Vachete Suomi AU. Vesuri ja Vaski asuvat suuressa kylässä jossain sisämaassa kaukana suurista kaupungeista kuten Turusta. Kirkonkylän pappi, Vesuri, yrittää parhaansa mukaan vakuuttaa kyläläisiä kasvattamaan perunaa, koska se on satoisa ja ravitseva kasvi mutta kyläläiset eivät tahdo luopua nauriista. Vaski on kartanonvoudin poika ja yrittää pitää suhteita yllä kyläläisiin, että he olisivat suostuvaisia maksamaan veroja kuninkaalle eivätkä hyökkäisi hänen isänsä kimppuun.

Loose translation:

Finnish Vaschete AU.

Vesuri (a type of pruning knife/billhook) and Vaski (brass/copper/bronze) live in a big village somewhere inland, far away from the country's populous cities like Turku (Finland's oldest city and former capital located in the southwestern coast). The village priest, Vesuri, is trying his best to persuade the villagers to start farming potato, a high-yielding and nourishing crop, but people are reluctant to give up their turnips (one of Finland's most important staple foods up until 1800's when potato finally took over). Vaski is the son of a local lord of the manor (or maybe you'd call it bailiff? Or even jarl?) and is doing his best to get along with the villagers so that they would continue paying their taxes to the king and wouldn't turn against his dad.

[fictionadventurer]

Can you please pray for me? I'm trying to enter society and find a place for myself in the world after decades wasted on depression and every day it's harder to hope it's gonna be possible or to hold on to a belief in my existence being justified.

I will absolutely pray for you.

Just the other day, I went to a talk by one of the Sisters of Life, who gave one of those "God loves you" talks, but it felt real, because it wasn't just a fluffy feel-good affirmation--they work with people in the most desperate situations, sometimes twisted by some terrible choices, and they know that God loves every single one of those people and created them for a purpose and is always waiting to welcome them back with love.

So, anyway, I'm just going to attach an image of a sticker I got from them, because it's a reminder we all need sometimes, and it's not just a saying--it's absolutely true.