I've just had my tooth extracted a few hours ago and am suddenly hit with an intense craving for fish and chips
The knowledge that I will go unfulfilled has created chaos within me. What do you mean I can't have what I want? I will burn this place to the ground
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How I feel as a big cat therian explaining that I want to be pet and receive neck/head/cheek scratches and rubs
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等五十四章 ・Chapter 54
Tanlang: When others are cornered, they kowtow and ask for help.
Tanlang: Since we’re colleagues, there’s no need for kowtowing. If you kneel and say a few nice words, I can help you.
XSN: Preserved pickled vegetables, I think you’re still asleep.
Tanlang: (Preserved pickled vegetables???)
I like Xia Sini a little too much, stfu. 😭😭
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Endlessly repressed, hopelessly rizzless Edwin proven so irresistible he has canonically driven three (3) characters to total destruction because of their big fat gay crush on him
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~ Th' Mirror Soul; Unattractive Surface & Core Depth ~
Well my other-half, you've outdone yourself.
But your butterfly reflection will always oversee your guidance.
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Pet portrait of a little tuxedo cutie named Mirabel~
(Would anyone be interested in animal commissions in this sort of posterized paint style? I've been really enjoying it lately and was thinking about officially adding it to my available options)
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Oh kitten of the kitchen sun spot, what is your wisdom for us today?
D̵͈̱̺̻̤̈͋̒͛̉̽ŗ̶̤̞̮̺͓̬̂̾͒͂̂̈̈̾̕͝͝i̵̡̨̡̡̡̤̙͖̙͈̽̓̏̂̈̔̈́͐́ṉ̴͍̺̻̤͈͚̗̔͋̉̒̈́͜ķ̶̜͑ ̸͖͇̜̹̻͔͍̱̋͛͌̚͜͝ẇ̴̡̟̲͔̏̏̀̈ä̶̳͔̲͉͈́̈́͝t̸͌̿͜ę̸̟̯̬̙͚̲͉͈͍͒̐͆́͝ͅŕ̸̩̳̤̬̮̭̄̂̅̋̿͐͘͝ ̵̼͍̔̆́ͅy̴̧̺̹̜̓̑̑͂̉ò̴̢̪̮̳̆̿̀͆̚u̵̜̳̒̊̍̀̌͊̋͘ ̸̧͚͓̰̥̮̥̬͖̃̓͂̍̕͜͜͠d̶͖͙̫̺̀̈̃̈́̈́̆͝͝ę̷̛̟̺͓̝͓̥͈̱̹̤͂̔̅̚̕ḫ̶̹͛̉̆̔̈́̿͝y̷͔̺̌̏̿̓͆̐͆́d̸̙̺̳̬̥̘́̄͌̏̕r̵͓͈̙͇̻̜̻̼͓̮̞̍̉͗̈̊̊͋̂̐͝á̶̡̧̹̯̞͈̥̗̱͚̕t̴̲̦̫̩̲͓̱̪̃̈́̇͝e̴̼̭͖̩̙̹͓̩̓̈́̀͜͝d̸̟̬̜̹̬͇͛̑ͅ ̸̛̯̲̞͍͛̒̈̏̓̄̊͒͝͝ń̵̩̠̀ͅö̷̪͙͋͆̓̂͝͠o̷̧̢̜̮̜͖͙̯̭̟͆͌̌͂͆̇̈́̌̋̚ḋ̴̦̬̖̻̽̒̊͂̐͋̔̈́̈́̅ľ̶͎̺ę̷̨̱̼͇̅̀͗̀̽͌̂̄̕͠
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*Turns you into a Bengal cat*
I would like to genuinely say this is the biggest, most beautiful, most lusciously well-designed compliment ive ever received. I mean. LOOK AT THEM.
THEY ARE SO CUTE
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Baruhn, protected from the bitter cold by his inner flame
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Watching femmes approach butches in the bar is like watching a 13 year old girl try to calm a skittish thoroughbred in a horse girl movie
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