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something's so poetic about bucky loving space and steve's symbol being a star

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I feel like the biggest mischaracterization I see of Steve Rogers is that he is this rule following conservative guy. Like no, did we watch the same movies? This man breaks every rule he can. He hates the government. He also is not a bigot at all. He has his own moral code and does everything based on it.

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Lilia: Where are we?

Agatha: Teen said it’s a concert

Rio: do you two grandmas know what a concert is?

Agatha: Says the entity older than the earth

Rio rolling her eyes: Anyway, i think i saw a poster saying “lady Gaga”

Lilia: Oh! Well if she’s a lady then we probably should go in and listen to her play, maybe she plays the piano and things like that

Billy very excitedly: Oh she plays the piano and does so many other things, come on witches let’s party!

About 20 minutes into the concert

Lilia: Woah

Agatha: This is…mesmerising

Rio and teen dancing their asses off

Rio: This is amazing! She’s amazing! I’ve never had so much fun!

Billy: She’s a gay icon!

Lilia: How is she so energetic? Singing and dancing, I’m out of breath already, but this is a lot of fun!

Agatha: And I thought Dolly Parton was attractive, do we think she likes women?

Rio stopping dancing: Hey?! I’m right here!

Agatha: You can watch!

Billy: Guys please! One night without you two arguing!

Agatha: We’re not argu-

Agatha: Wait! Where’s lilia?

Lilia dancing with a group of women having a great time

Agatha: Damn grandmas got moves

Billy: Go lilia!

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❛𝒜𝐌𝐘 ℳ𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇, moodbard

꒰ ੭୧ ꒱ ───── The girl who's falls first, mirrorball girl, hopeless romantic, younger sister, ambitious, the fear of failure, academic validation + " i want to be great or nothing".

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here, since yall have been stalking my other iron dad and spiderson posts and because i’ve missed them :’)

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girlfriends matching by shooting from moving vehicles 🥰

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STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES

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He’s the funny guy he thinks he is 😭

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Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 3 part 1

(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])

(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1])

hey hey, it's episode 3 Through Many Miles of Tricks and Trials and we're on the Road, witches!

Agatha knew All Along (that Billy created the Road), evidence number 1 out of 646132.

And see how they added black bars in this episode? They're getting ready to switch aspect ratio like they did in Wandavision

but like, she's not wrong. you see that sharon's not wrong, don't you? she has been kidnapped by witches. again.

agatha's grimace when they say it's all her fault. which a) it totally is and b) she never expects other witches to be supportive of her anyway

oh sharon, you beautiful fish out of water. we all laugh at her, meanwhile she's PANICKING. HARD.

this particular group needs to figure out how to do that first, Billy. but hey, they'll get there. sort of.

Jen, looking directly at agatha: why is this MAGICLESS HELPLESS lady coming with us on a deadly mission, whose sick idea was this? she has no business being here!

Sharon, her voice drowned by everyone else: see that's what I've been trying to tell you~

Agatha deflecting hard, like the coward she is: HEY THIS IS MY GOD FRIEND MRS HART YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

a very scared coven looks at agatha for answers, because she's the only one who's ever been on the Road.

agatha, who's never fucking been on the Road and made up the whole thing: I've bullshitted my way into this mess, I'll bullshit my way out of it. live laugh love bitches!

I'm looking at this scene clearly for the first time now that I've brightened it, and wow, the others are worried, but sharon looks so scared, always so scared

billy is having the time of his life, and you'd think agatha would step in at some point and warn him about what he's done. but nah. let's wait and see. as long as she's covering her own ass.

lilia looking at billy's sigil like, damn that's some neat handiwork, wonder who did that. she sounds like a cool witch.

agatha totally insults stuff when she's impressed with it like some cheap anime tsundere

lies.

but see how she puts her whole body between billy and the others? super protective mama

HOW COULD YOU GUYS LOSE HER SO QUICKLY. it's funny and all, but this is exactly how she'll die: they'll forget about her until it's too late.

it's so clever what they're doing with sharon, and it's so clever that they chose debra jo rupp for it, because she's so delightfully funny. I've talked already about how the comedy in the first few episodes is deceptive. sharon is living in a horror movie and you're not supposed to see it quite yet.

you think she's a funny old lady upset about losing her purse. you think maybe she's gonna find out she's magical and join the coven, who knows! so much fun, so many possibilities! you don't think that this is a woman in her 70s who was brutally tortured by a witch only a few years back, you forgot the lesson from wandavision. this evening she was tending her garden and now she's god knows where with a bunch of those very witches she's sure to be terrified of, kidnapped by a neighbor she thought she could trust. think about that, she's not going home, ever. I'll elaborate more at the end of the episode, but this is a show about the inevitability of death. sharon is like nicky, doomed by the narrative, and it'll take you two or three or four rewatches to fully see it and to make your peace with it.

alice tenderheart, alice braveheart jumps to the rescue with no esitation. she is a protection witch. she protects.

agatha stands in the back and (pretends she) doesn't care, like some asshole.

hey agatha, hey agatha? fuck you. fuck you agatha.

she's pulling all this out of her ass. she might as well be doing fart noses right now

my headcanon is that this is where Billy dreams to retire with Boyf in their golden years. you know he thinks about that sort of stuff

thank you to @friedwizardwhispers for pointing out that agatha is also in awe of the Road and the magic it took to create it. she is! look at her here, she's scared but also excited, she's fundamentally a nerd who's always hungry to learn and discover more about magic and spellcraft. she hates the witch community but she's also obsessed with it

now look at this sequence: agatha demonstrates once again that she knows Billy is behind all of this. only she goes about it with hints and metaphors because - you know - she's a damn fucking coward

sharon has gone through all the stages of grief in twenty minutes: denial (this is a kidnapping!), anger (this came from talbots, you can't have it!) bargain (okay, okay, okay, catching my breath, okay), depression (I don't know how do you expect me to walk and walk and walk when there is nowhere to walk to!) aaand now she's accepted her fate. time to get drunk. and die.

"That would be such a bummer." WOULD IT NOW BILLY. WOULD IT BE SUCH A BUMMER IF SHARON DIED SO SENSELESSLY? WOULD IT SEND AUDIENCES THROUGH ALL FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF TOO IF SHE WAS KILLED LIKE THAT??? IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE OR SMTH BILLY

what I'm saying is, the writers are truly basking in some cruel irony right now. especially considering that billy is going to feel so responsible about sharon's death

the others look back at the house, agatha is the only one looking at billy, she's the only one who understands the implications of the exchange between billy and sharon. I imagine her process being something like "this is really going to hurt the kid later -> should I say something? -> should I step in? -> should i...? -> ... ->nah"

so the moon in the sky and the color of the leaves on the Road depend on the trial? is that why they were blue just now? I need to pay more attention to stuff like that

sharon takes a deep breath, sighs, goes into the house last.

sudden aspect ratio change! not my favorite outfits, but I love those pants on kathryn

see you tomorrow peeps ❤️

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i need to know if there’s people who absolutely love dead poets society and dislike taylor swift. i hope it’s not just me.

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Lie: "Tony let Wanda be restrained and collared like a dog"

Haters:

Let's ignore that "killing her parents & brother" bullshit for now, I'll come back to it later.

Here is Tony's reaction to the conditions Wanda was kept in on the Raft (CA:CW, starts at 1:52:10):

Anger and disgust.

This is also my reaction to anti-Tony posts, because they are full of hate, lies and crazy conspiracy theories.

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upgrade your life by taking note of the objects you use most and slowly replace them with the most beautiful and high-quality versions of those things you can find.

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Billy: Have you seen Yuri On Ice??

Alice: this is the fifth anime I have watched for you. I’m starting to think you watch too much.

Billy: I don’t

Alice, sees Rio creeping up behind them: oh yeah, then who’s that behind you?

Billy, screaming when Rio jumps: DIO— I MEAN RIO—

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Elijah over here like, “Isn’t that a supervillain?” He’s the only logical one in this situation. He’s saying what everyone else is thinking.