#castle like house

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Another example of “You never know what’s going on inside a house.” This 1942 brick house in Bridgeview, Illinois looks like an ordinary suburban home. It has 5bd 3ba and is listed for $400K.

I expected a center hall with a living room to the right. I never expected this.

I’m gonna say that this impractical structure is a kitchen island.

I think that you can tell where the walls were removed by the colors and directions of the floors.

The cabinets are dated, but they match the look. They need a good polish, though.

Next to the kitchen is a bar area, although unless it has faucets and a sink underneath, it doesn’t look like a wet bar. There also appears to be a jail cell door, as well, even though you can walk right around it.

The walls in what I think is the dining room, also simulate exposed old brick. I thought that the half circle things were niches, but they’re not, so they must just be decorative. 

So, this trippy platform is the every day dining area. Why it’s raised like that, I have no idea.

In the living room, I just don’t understand the jail cell treatment when the whole floor is wide open. It would look cool, if that was the only entrance to the bar.

It appears that the spiral stairs are the only access to the 2nd level. (From this angle, the bar looks unfinished. 

From up here on the mezzanine we can see a weird platform across the way. Well, you can get a ladder and decorate it for the holidays...

Upstairs landing and hallway to the bedrooms and baths.

Helloooo! Handy open windows, in case you forgot something, you can holler for someone to throw it down to you.

I’m calling this the main bd. b/c it has a brick wall. 

Nice bathroom vanity and shower.

The other bedrooms are plain. 

One of the other baths.

And, this is a family room on the 2nd level. 

Patio and yard.

Aerial view shows a driveway and garage.

https://www.movoto.com/bridgeview-il/7430-s-octavia-ave-bridgeview-il-60455-461_11124848/

[bluepoodle7]

#InfectedRealtorAu #WeirdChateau #CastleLikeHouse #CasteloChateau #Trusty#RobotMonsterFungmammal #MyLore Thinking about making one more realtor Oc and he's a castle house.

The lure's outfit looks like a pompous fairy prince and has a defective small animatronic robot horse dragon fungmammal named Trusty.

This infected realtor is 8"11" and is the tallest infected realtor.

He will brag about it and he was born like that.

He is by far the strongest of all the infected realtors.

He will try to pick fights with anyone either verbal or physical.

Trusty feels weak around him since she is hungry since her parasite side wasn't strong enough.

His name is Castelo (which is castle in Portuguese.)Chateau (which means a large French country house or castle.)

Castelo makes wine and cheeses to sell in his spare time.

He loves to sing when no one is looking but doesn't mind someone watching him sing from far away.

He will wink at you and smirk then call you sneaky in a teasing way while wagging his finger at you.

He loves to bake desserts but mainly pies but will burn a them due to him looking at himself.

Trusty (Acts female but is mushroom gendered.)

His freewill dream is to be the uncanny valley's best singer/baker and also to be the best infected realtor in the uncanny valley.

He will sometimes get curious what a non infected realtor tastes like since Trusty will one day need to eat a non infected realtor to move on.

He seems to have the parasite side of Trusty inside him that makes him curious on what non infected realtor's taste like.

When Castelo Chateau is in his parasite mode he won't look at himself but will tend to hang out with hollows and husk realtors to fight them in battles also fight regular guys for dominance over territory or a food that he wants.

He would act unhinged like a jekyll and hyde.

What plant or tree is he anyways? ------------------------------------- If Castelo Chateau was a plant/tree he would be a Oxalis Plant mixed with the Sandbox or Dynamite Tree. Mainly exploding ones the spread seeds, hurt you, maybe poisonous but has a sweet scent or are invasive trees. Dynamite Tree: The Tree That’s Doing Everything It Can To Kill You (youtube.com) These Exploding Plants Will Blow Your Mind (youtube.com)

From Prince to Knight (His change.)

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When Lux Abode runs out of inspirations for monsters in her dream gameshow she will wait for Castelo Chateau to change forms.

Lux Abode would watch from a far to draw and write some ideas down.

Castelo Chateau loves the attention and he doesn't mind being watched.

He will even do extreme poses and maybe a heart pose with his hands.

When he changes back to normal he will remember snippets of what happened like he just woke up from a dream.

If a parasite fungmammal was successful in control of the Mother Doeball then Castelo Chateau would be there to stop it.

He will have full control of Trusty's prop items so he can make weapons or things he needs.

He will be fully conscious of his crazy side and synchronized.

Castelo Chateau will float walk like a Falseperson and make puns that fit the situation.

He will also pull up or up uproot his own house body and use it as a weapon if the enemy is huge.

This only feels like a tickle to him and he will put his house body back in place.

Liwanag is researching infected realtors that sprouted with the fungmammals built in their house bodies.

They found out sprouted houses with different types that are defective mostly gain the powers of the fungmammals but without side effects but gained another side to them.

Castelo Chateau is trying to beat the parasite fungmammal out of the host then will absorb it within himself and dump it in the water with the other fungmammals to deal with.

He will heal up the host after absorbing the culprit.

His favorite non food is silica packets.

Trusty is a defective small animatronic robot horse dragon parasite fungmammal.

She is the pretty small for being a parasitism fungmammal.

The fungmammal is actually a dragon wearing a horse like robo skin costume similar to gabumon.

Castelo Chateau's two forms are like a fancy prince that sings and bakes but is pompous to a unhinged superhero like knight that will take on anyone.

He's kind of like the balance keeper for all the fungmammal forms so one can't dominate the other forms or take over the uncanny valley.

If Castelo Chateau dies the fungmammal will choose another host to start the cycle over again.

I want to base the dragon fungmammal in a robot hoodie off this plush.

Like it's wearing another fungmammal like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

A blog about obscurity stuff, plushies and food. on Tumblr - #Unknown Kelly Toy Plush

Castelo Chateau will uproot his for sale sign and use it as a weapon like for example a sword with the pointy side, a axe or a hammer with the For Sale sign on it.

His nicknames are CC and Madhouse.

Castelo Chateau wins a battle he will play a guitar solo on his uprooted for sale sign and carry on his back then smirk back at the enemy.

He will walk to his home body to return it like a sword in a sheath.

Then revert back to his prince like realtor form like nothing happened.

He can also uproot his mailbox like a hammer and use the mail like shuriken throwing stars.

It's mainly junk mail, house magazines, and bills people randomly stuff in there.

He gets embarrassed if a house magazine gets used as a weapon since it's not a very effective attack.

My infected realtor Castelo Chateau would beat up some parasite fungmammals and their many forms that tried to take over the Uncanny Valley.

Castelo Chateau would make catchphrase house puns like "It's time to open this house".

"This will be your house closing."

My infected realtor Castelo Chateau fighting some parasite fungmammals in more human like forms really be flipping houses.

If he had a realtor number it would be 4653 or gold in telephone number words.

If Castelo Chateau synchronized and newly shifted Zable Fable would fight they will be evenly matched.

Both would probably get bored and just chill out while there will be property damage everywhere.

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His Voice Canons/Theme

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Johnny Bravo - Intro - YouTube

Shopping with the Creeper - YouTube

Image not mine but link is there.

Amazing castles for sale in America | loveproperty.com

If he had a theme.

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Music and video not mine but link is there.

We're Finally Landing & Speedrunning (Home vs. SiivaGunner Mashup) - [Thevidgame] - YouTube

Found this website with Real Estate jokes.

Jokes not mine but link is here.

103 Real Estate Jokes & Puns You Haven’t Heard 1,000 Times (theclose.com)

My favorite jokes are above.

How Real Estate Agents/Brokers are formed.

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Sometimes parasitism realtor's will try to lure other realtor's in like a buyer to try to eat them but mostly during the realtor's reproduction cycle.

They will trap a realtor in the parasite fungmammal's spores first then eat them.

Similar to this.

The plant that farms other plants for food (botany.one)

After this the parasitism fungmammal will change form into a Real Estate Agents/Brokers which are bootleg Realtors that don't eat people but make 3-D houses but each type has a different quality with the speed of building houses.

Infected Realtors and Real Estate Agents/Brokers also make jokes/puns to intimidate or be nice to folks but depends on how they are treated.

The Real Estate Agent/Broker will look like the non infected victim Realtor they consumed but their pin will have a little fungmammal inside that shares a body with the Realtor.

They eat plastic, internet modems and routers.

They need a generator if you want one added.

The Real Estate Agent/Broker outfit will be their old outfit mixed with a few fungmammal colors that blend in with the outfit.

A example a all black suit with a few bits of yellow, orange, and blue on a part of the suit.

Standing man in black suit illustration, Suit Tuxedo Jacket Male, Men Suit transparent background PNG clipart | HiClipart

Paint Splash Necktie (primeneckwear.com)

Real Estate Agents/Brokers can heal beings due to the freewill of a Realtor and the fungmammals powers.

But only if both parties want too.

They can also make other items of than just 3D printed houses but it will be plastic based.

Like a water hose but if they need to eat metal and the item will be stronger.

[kazz-brekker]

the more we see of harrenhal the funnier it is to me that house strong has produced three of the most normal and reasonable characters on this show, and the fourth is weird in ways that seemingly have nothing to do with having been raised in a haunted castle

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart - The House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

[rileyclaw]

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i caught hunter’s moving castle disease because of mike’s huntlow art

[witchofthemidlands]

daemon's tripping balls & rhaenyra's kissing women in his absence. absolutely unhinged behaviour. 10/10 episode. one simply does not care about the plot. rhaenyra's a confirmed girl kisser, that's all that matters here.

[bootlegmuppet]

When you're watching a YouTube video about a piece of media you used to be obsessed with and the youtuber gets a minor piece of info wrong and keeps repeating that wrong information but you don't wanna be that guy in the comment section going "ERM ACTUALLY" so you gotta just suck it up

[thequeenwechoose]

Daemon and Caraxes in The Promo for Hotd 2x05

[somegrumpynerd]

He's so normal

[shadysadie]

Owl House Episode Name References

[hometoursandotherstuff]

If you've ever wanted a castle-like house, I found one that's a real bargain. The original structure was built in 1880 in Charleston, West Virginia. It has 4bds, 3ba, and lots of levels, kind of a DIY castle. But, it's only $289,900. How often do you find a castle house for under $300K? Let's take a look and see if has potential.

So, let's see what we have here. There're train tracks right next to it, but that doesn't bother me, I grew up next to train tracks, too. It does have stone, turrets and towers, but it also has some modern construction added with vinyl siding.

In this newer addition to the home, they made a very spacious living room. Disappointed that they didn't include a fireplace, but they did put up a stone feature wall. Could make a nice mini Great Hall.

Off to the left of the living room is an elevator, so you can travel to each floor of your castle in style.

Also in the newer addition is a dining room. There's no wainscoting, it's just paint and I can't tell if there's chair rail molding around it, but there's a stone feature in the corner. That's tile-look vinyl flooring. You could always do wainscoting or wallpaper. Get a nice chandelier.

Not a kitchen befitting a castle. Although it does have that little railing on top of the uppers. That's cute. Needs at least some decor.

I looks like they not only added a new addition, but updated the rest of the house, too.

Here's a narrow shower room.

Looks like this room is used as an office, b/c it's got that weird cabinet on the wall.

What's with all the old TVs all over the house. (Don't think you're leaving those here.)

This must be the main bd. b/c it has an en-suite bath.

Not bad. That tub looks high, it must be a soaker tub.

Very nice- it has a bidet.

See, this is a room in the old section of the house. Very dated.

This is an older bath. The laminate panels on the walls date back to about the 60s.

Now, above the garage, there's a large patio. I wonder if this old rug is rotting the roof.

The house is set on a hill, so from the front porch and yard, there's a view of the city.

On the roof above one of the newer additions, there's a wood deck.

From this deck there's a view of the Kanawha River.

Looks like a nice mountainous area, yet close to a main highway. I don't see any railroad crossing safety to get to the highway.

[kacievvbbbb]

I am very down with the idea that whenever Shanks comes to Visit him on Kuriagina Mihawk uses him like hired muscle

He works him like a dog, Shanks hasn’t even set two feet on the island and Mihawk has handed him a list of all the furniture that needs moving, the light bulbs (he has like 30 chandeliers) that need changing, the rooms that need repainting. Living in the ruins of a castle of a dead kingdom takes work. Could Mihawk do it? No he has a garden to take care off.🙄

Just the idea that Mihawk started a renovation project on his castle while Zoro was there as part of his “training” and Shanks shows up and really Shanks you’re just gonna stand there while the kid does all that heavy lifting Mihawk says as he sips his glass of wine.

Shanks of course is happy to do it. Benn, who he recruits cause there’s just somethings a one armed man shouldn’t do on his own, is of course disgruntled that he has once again been dragged into their weird foreplay.

Perona of course goes “I’m just a girl” 🥺. And of course when Mihawk is unmoved by this She huff and sets to tricking Zoro to do her share of the tasks as well.

She then proceeds to become the most heinous, unethical, inhumane work site manager to ever exist. All while wearing a glittery construction vest and bedazzled hard hat

[caitlynmeow]

Alcina gets no blood because she's a noblewoman with class and she always wipes her mouth clean afterward but her daughters are messy and they just don't care (and she lets them be)

[codacheetah]

Which one will you vote for?

[estlsss]

I love how Rhaenyra this episode just outright sacrificed dozens of people, watched them all burn to death without care in the world and overall went all in to regain the power that was taken from her but the second Alicent got stripped of hers she was like fuck y'all then realm bitches i'm reconnecting with nature ser rickard bring the tents

[soaked-ghost]

all the stuff I made for that cancelled project... mostly nightmare stuff. about his powers, design choices, and some other junk. but there's also some stuff about dreamtale too.