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It’s almost christmas. Palestine is still under the brutal oppression of Israel. Please, donate what you can to Palestinians.

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.com for Murder (2002) | Dir. Nico Mastorakis

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I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites

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Planning for a flight now consists of planning out how to document the legal violations the airline is inevitably going to commit.

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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Sound on to hear a kid being very excited about nature (no screaming), a dad being a good dad, and most importantly how quiet an owl flies.

Because you've probably heard about how an owl's feathers have evolved for silent flying, but it doesn't sink in until you "hear" an owl fly for yourself.

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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

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RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER (1964) dir. larry roemer & kizo nagashima

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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

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I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy

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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), dir. Brian Henson

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Jamiroquai was right, the future IS made of virtual insanity

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