bootlegmuppet
bootlegmuppet
Charlie I do a backflip every day of my life
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bootlegmuppet · 5 hours ago
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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
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bootlegmuppet · 8 hours ago
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bootlegmuppet · 10 hours ago
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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure
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bootlegmuppet · 10 hours ago
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Beware the Ides of March Donald Trump
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bootlegmuppet · 10 hours ago
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(via $4.6 billion and 40,000 jobs lost—thanks to the artistry of our politicians. : r/clevercomebacks)
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bootlegmuppet · 11 hours ago
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“DOGE is not about efficiency. It is about erasure. Democracy is being deleted in slow motion, replaced by proprietary technology and AI models. It is a coup, executed not with guns, but with backend migrations and database wipes.”
— The Plot Against America - by Mike Brock
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bootlegmuppet · 11 hours ago
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bootlegmuppet · 11 hours ago
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bootlegmuppet · 1 day ago
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bootlegmuppet · 1 day ago
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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.
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bootlegmuppet · 1 day ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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bootlegmuppet · 2 days ago
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Pokemon Day
[ Patreon / twitter / instagram / shop / Galaxy themes / LINE store ]
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bootlegmuppet · 2 days ago
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Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here
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bootlegmuppet · 2 days ago
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mischievous nuthatch
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bootlegmuppet · 2 days ago
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The average tumblr user is ostensibly in favor of multiculturalism and universal tolerance but also has the bone-deep certainty that there is one Correct set of etiquette to follow in all situations and anyone who doesn't understand and accept it should be viciously mocked like the unpopular kids in a 1980s teen comedy.
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bootlegmuppet · 2 days ago
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Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.
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bootlegmuppet · 2 days ago
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some movies are extremely good and well made but will never be your favorite and some movies are just unbelievably bad but they are your bestest friend and i recommend both types as though they were the same. which is why my dad doesnt trust me when i suggest a movie
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