#canon-uary

[crematosis]

[dionysiaproductions]

Third Daughter Gothic, Jane-uary Day 2--Harp:

The assembly hall strained with vapid young women begging for the attention of barely eligible men of small means and smaller minds. Mary Bennet lingered by her mother’s right arm. She watched the beautiful pianoforte in the corner, waiting for some mention of the instrument so that she might parlay it into a chance to perform.

Little soothed the beast of gluttonous boredom like excellent music. Mary attempted to always serve her fellow by playing whenever she was able. However, tonight there was some vast conspiracy taking place to keep the pianoforte shuttered.

Mrs. Bennet conversed loudly with Sir William Lucas, “We have not visited in quite sometime and it is beautiful country.”

“Indeed,” Sir William Lucas’s voice boomed like canon fire. “It’s capital.” He turned to where a servant held the assembly hall door open for another two men who carried a heavy burden between them. “The harp! We must hear one of the young lady’s play.”

Mary starred in horror at the instrument, knowing it was brought as a method for stifling her beautiful pianoforte playing.

This series is part of @janeuary-month's Jane Austen inspired fan work month

Previous episodes here

[loganslowdown4]

opinions on 🙏🙏 prinxiety

Prinxiety ❤️💜

No wait

Prinxiety❤️💜

That’s better haha

It’ll always have a special place in my heart bc the first ship I liked and first fic I read was prinxiety. I feel like people really love it or have it as a gateway ship in this fandom because for a long time it was like the classic enemies to lovers trope. Vee was the baddy bad boy and Roman was the dashing sassy prince, bitter rivals turned passionate sweethearts. Kinda perfect.

I don’t super love when the ship is made to have one of them be the damsel/the helpless one (because usually it’s Virgil and that makes literally no sense bc have you SEEN the power Virgil has? the tempest tongue & the blackout & and his room & the things he can make Thomas do?? which show are YOU watching, cause that is NO damsel—). I get some people want to have that power dynamic in a story but to me it’s soooo much better when they’re on equal ground and they can rescue each other mostly because ihatehimandwhoamigonnaarguewithiftheotheroneisdeadstupididiotmarrymealreadygotohell

😁

so yeah 😄

lately I feel more like in canon their ship dynamic has changed and they’re more like friends who have just found out they have common interests and are slowly starting to like each other and that’s a really sweet trope too but maybe not as popular anymore as the series and time have moved on. but oh well, they’re classic for a reason

I made a playlist for them too! ❤️💜

[werewolfgasstation]

Drawn-uary day 6, Peach from Super Mario (and also Brian's feet from yesterday because I ran out of room)

My head canon is that Bowser is her gay best friend

Resources:

(Note, if you plan on donating, it is often more effective to donate directly to people or to organizations physically located in the area you are sending money to. Always be aware of where you money is going and who it is going to)

Palestine: https://linktr.ee/FREEPALESTINE?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=b6cf2d48-1e5b-498d-8943-35b7ee612484

Congo: https://linktr.ee/congopeaceproject?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=d70e3178-cc43-4cf8-a6a7-db976d2d9b7b

Sudan: https://linktr.ee/savesudan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=a8125759-5f38-44ae-99fe-b86e88a31558

Lgbt: https://linktr.ee/lgbtq.support?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=378ebda7-f309-4bae-95ab-a83fb19f3106

Black lives matter: https://linktr.ee/znrtr_?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5499340d-bccf-4ded-8559-cb534e702ff1

Disability working group: https://linktr.ee/DSADisability?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=0ba80d6c-ac70-417b-91a3-8f0d1df14366

[dylinski]

She floats, I don't. Now she’s gone.

Tomuary - Day 25

[crackinglamb]

I posted 7,159 times in 2022

That's 1,391 more posts than 2021!

248 posts created (3%)

6,911 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@lilbittymonster

@ir0n-angel

@sorrelchestnut

@pip-n-flinx

@bitterotter

I tagged 5,578 of my posts in 2022

Only 22% of my posts had no tags

#sound on - 774 posts

#always reblog - 349 posts

#*snort - 342 posts

#this - 310 posts

#cats - 245 posts

#no lies detected - 241 posts

#awesome art - 239 posts

#hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! - 210 posts

#solas - 151 posts

#lamb writes - 128 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#... & to all y'all that have to watch could have been better spent monies get pissed down the drain of an overblown funeral & coronation

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Til It Squeaks, a Series

Today, on the anniversary of its beginning, Da'Fen Carly Mayers Lavellan's story came to an end. Two years, 337,909 words, 7 works. So I thought I would put together a masterpost of the series, with links to AO3, for all of you.

Twist

The fic that started it all. Carly Mayers, a woman from Earth, gets transported to Thedas and becomes the Herald of Andraste. And she decides that canon needs a hammer. A Solavellan fix-it with a happy ending. Rated E for sexual content. Also contains canon typical violence. ~197K words.

The Cutting Room Floor

A snippet fic, full of little bits the main fic had no room for. Includes screenshots of the ensemble cast. Also includes 'deleted scenes' and versions of the first draft that never got off the ground. Rated T for occasional swearing, adult themes and canon typical violence. ~27K words.

Choice, Pride and Trust

A oneshot of Carly and Solas defeating Imshael at Suledin Keep. Rated M for graphic depictions of violence. ~2300 words.

Waiter, There's a Fluff In My Soup!

A multi-ship collection of prompt fills for Fluff-uary 2021. Pairings include Carly and Solas, Varric and Marian Hawke, Dorian and Iron Bull and more. Rated E for sexual content. ~28K words.

Twist Some More

A sequel to Twist. Carly and Solas continue their work rebuilding the Dales, taking down the Veil and having a surprise baby. Incorporates events from Tevinter Nights, but is overall self-indulgent and fluffy. Rated E for sexual content. ~67K words.

Earth Pizza and Qunari Street Food

Takes place four years after the events of TSM. Carly and Solas welcome Dorian and Iron Bull for a visit. Cooking and family fluff ensue. Rated T for some adult themes, but with a happy ending. ~4600 words.

Make It a Good One, Peaches

50 years post-canon, mortality affects Carly's inner circle. A final send off including the generation to follow that of the Inquisition. More sweet than bitter. Rated T for major character death. ~1700 words.

Thank you to everyone who has read these fics and come to love Carly as much as I do. My heart is full. 💕

18 notes - Posted March 3, 2022

#4

Six Sentence Sunday

Tagged by @noire-pandora, thank you! 💕

Tagging @about2dance, @a11sha11fade, @sinsbymanka, @mrscullensrutherford, @dreadfutures, @mogwaei and @espressocomfort. No pressure!

R&R grabbed the Muse this morning. Have some Lark Cadash in Skyhold.

---

Something had happened here, some cataclysm that broke the magic of this place. That sundered it.

The Veil.

What she felt under her fingertips and saw in her mind's eye was like the aftermath of a shockwave. A burst dam of energy, exploding outwards from a central point deeper in the bowels of the Stone. Traces of the spell lingered like a taste on the back of her tongue. She didn't recognize it, but felt like she should.

19 notes - Posted March 27, 2022

#3

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by @noire-pandora, thank you!

Tagging @fiadhaisteach, @lilbittymonster, @sinsbymanka, @serial-chillr and @about2dance. No pressure!

It's Fluff-uary, folks. I am neck deep in somft and silly. Have a peek.

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As often happened, a bolt of inspiration hit Varric while he was bathing. He gave a rueful sigh, wrapped himself in a towel and rushed to his desk without even bothering to swipe his dripping hair out of the way as he jotted down the idea before he lost it. He was never more grateful to Imogen than in that moment, since having his own suite meant having his own bathing chamber in it. He didn't have to traipse halfway across the keep to get back to his room, the mad gleam of words in his eyes. He didn't need that kind of blow to his reputation.

He got lost in the idea after a while, eventually snagging his reading glasses so he could see the page better. His hair stopped dripping onto his bare shoulders and he didn't even notice he was getting chilled sitting there in nothing more than a damp towel. He never heard the door open.

He certainly didn't hear the low, needy hum that Hawke made. If he had, he might have been warned.

Her sharp teeth sank into the ball of his shoulder and he jumped, thoroughly startled. “What the...Hawke!”

She cackled, leaning on the back of his chair. At least she'd bitten the off arm, so the only splotch on the page in front of him was his own fault. He glared at her over the rim of his glasses.

“Oh, your face! That's a weighty look, serrah.”

“What are you doing?”

She smiled at him, warm and loving and he almost melted. Almost. Then she spoke. “Haven't you ever just wanted to bite someone? You looked so delicious sitting there, I had to have a taste.”

Half his blood rushed southward. The rest seemed to have taken up residence in his cheeks. Either way, it left none for his brain and he gaped at her like an addled nug. He scrambled to find anything to say, anything at all.

“Andraste's flaming knickers,” was what came out. Hawke laughed again.

“No, I don't think I'd want to bite those.”

21 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

#2

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by @noire-pandora, thank you!

Tagging @lilbittymonster, @natsora, @blueboxness-art, @whataboutbugs-art, @espressocomfort and @serial-chillr. No pressure!

While The Fluffs(tm) have been keeping me busy, I've still been working occasionally on new chapters for WG. I made myself very emotional with Cole's personal quest recently. And by emotional, I mean angry. I could rant forever (and will in the author's notes), but here, have a snippet.

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“You!” Cole shouted, advancing on the man. “You killed me!” The Templar scoffed and tried to push him away, but Cole wouldn't be deterred. “You forgot. You locked me in the dungeon in the Spire, and you forgot, and I died in the dark!”

“The Spire?” the man replied. Imogen heard the others behind her.

“Cole, stop,” Solas commanded. The Templar took advantage of his hesitance and ran.

“Cole,” Imogen said gently, reaching out but not quite touching him. “He didn't kill you, he killed the human Cole. You came to him, as a spirit, to give him comfort at the end. He was not you, not the way you are now.”

“A broken body, bloody, banged on the stone. Guts gripping in the dark, dank. A captured apostate. They threw him into the dungeon in the Spire at Val Royeaux. They forgot about him, and he starved to death.”

“Yes,” Imogen said. He turned to her, his watery blue eyes boring into hers with all the power a fully realized spirit possessed. “And you crossed the Veil to help. But you couldn't make food out of nothing, so all you could give him was yourself. Your compassion. You became him when he was gone. Cole.”

“Let me kill him back. I need to.”

Imogen cupped his face in her hands, the Anchor flaring against his skin as it touched the Fade within him. “No, baby. That won't help you.”

“Then what do I do?”

“You need to forgive him.”

“What?” Varric sputtered. “He can't just forgive the man who killed him!”

“You can't,” Solas said. “But Cole is a spirit. His nature works differently.”

“Stop it, both of you,” Imogen snapped. She focused back on Cole. “Make him forget, it will remove the ties that bind you together. You will remain you, and he will no longer carry the pain of his guilt. Can you feel it? Cole, concentrate. Can you feel his pain?”

“'Don't worry, we'll erase his records'. They clap him on the shoulder, smell of oiled metal and blood. They smile at him like Louis did when he made him drown the kittens...”

“Go to him Cole. Help him. He's in pain, and you are a spirit of Compassion.”

She let him go and watched as he disappeared down the path the Templar had run. Varric was staring at her like she'd fallen from the sky – always that look, she thought idly – while Solas looked at her more pensively. She wondered if he guessed that she'd taken his words and spoken them herself.

“I hope you know what you're doing,” Varric muttered.

21 notes - Posted February 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Dash did a thing.

55 notes - Posted November 30, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[connor-dioda]

A little DTIYS, sort of, to celebrate the new year: DOJYAAAN-UARY!

So Funny Valentine of Part 7 has the ability to visit an infinite number of other alternate realities with his stand, but what kind of realities? It's all up to you: it can be divergences from canon or entirely new AUs or a crossover, it can be funny, or sad or wholesome or cursed, the only rule is that Valentine must be somewhere in the scene, like he's snooping around in parallel dimensions.

Anyone's free to join and there's no time limit (despite the title)! Just use the tag #dojyaaanuary for any of your entries. Have fun! 😁😁😁

[snowisflesh-blog123]

CALLOUT POST FOR @//snake-titties

now i’m not usually one for “”cancel culture” but this NEEDS to be said, this man is dangerous and i want people to be safe so please block him, click the read more for why

1. HE MAINS SCOUT IN TF2. this is super cringe, and he’s almost completely useless to his team because he only uses the boston basher despite having terrible aim. now i don’t fully understand kinning but if there’s a kinning(lite) he kinda did that with scout tf2

2. HE COLLECTS MINION MEMES. i shouldn’t have to explain this one, photo proof:

3. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS WOLFGANG? like is he named after a gang of wolves or something? leave some wolves for the rest of us, he could’ve just named himself wolf but he had to be selfish and take MUTLIPLE wolves.

420. HE THINKS RANDALL BOGGS IS HOT. randall literally k*dnaps children and is a capitalist pig in the monsters inc canon, he SAYS he’s an anarchist but can we really believe that when he’s willing to say that a lizard like randall is attractive?? plus his username talks about ‘snake t*tties’ and snakes don’t even HAVE booby muscles. this man seriously won’t shut up about titties and catboys what is WRONG with him

5. ONE OF HIS CATS IS AN AQ//UARIUS. if he’s willing to support and care for an aq//uari/us i think it’s pretty clear what kind of person he’s willing to hang around, plus he HIMSELF is a scorpio (i don’t know what any of the star signs mean but that’s bad right??)

69. HES PREJUDICE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO GET LOST IN IKEA. ‘there’s literally maps everywhere’ he says, ‘they give you hand held maps and there’s big maps that say YOU ARE HERE and there’s arrows on the fucking floor how do you get LOST, like i get that there’s no windows or clocks so it’s kinda confusing like a casino or something but there’s arrows. on. the. floor.’

10. HATES DOLPHINS. back in the day where he had an assassination classroom blog (2017 i think??) that he doesn’t want to talk about because he was an awful little man when he ran it, there was discourse about dolphins and he said they’re awful, here’s some of the memes used in the discourse, he made the karma one:

[seven-dragons]

So what's the origin of Jean's birthday being January 24th? From what I can tell it's a headcanon but one people are very passionate about? Just curious cause I'm new here lol

Jean has several possible birthdays based on different clues - the loan application from S3E6 has a birthday in January, though it’s hard to read.  There are also other proposed dates based on when her actual birthday is shown in the show which can be dated based on surrounding events.

Jeanuary came about accidentally after I typed “Jeanuary” instead of “January” in a work e-mail.  So since one of her possible birthdays conveniently falls in January, I used that.  But it bears no canonical weight over the other dates.

[crematosis]

[dionysiaproductions]

Guess who's a day late starting Jane-uary! I'm doing a series called Third Daughter Gothic which will be Mary Bennet POV series written in the style of a gothic novel

Series goals:

-Tonally true to the genre but also parody (like Knives Out is to the gentlemen detective genre), using Romance of The Forest and Northanger Abbey for style Inspo

-No strict posting schedule-- but I want to do as many days as I can

-I want it technically canon to Today at Pemberley

[ao3feed-shakarian]

Cross-Species Liaisons

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GMNujh

by CrackingLamb

A simultaneous posting of prompts from tumblr.

 This fic will have two different Shepards (and at least two different relationships), each chapter will be headed with details regarding which one is which.

Words: 1084, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Fluff-uary 2020 Collection

Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: OC - pet

Relationships: Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian

Additional Tags: Shakarian - Freeform, No Plot/Plotless, Post-Canon, Disabled Shepard, Destroy Ending, Mostly Everyone Lives, Tumblr Prompt, Fluff-uary 2020, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GMNujh

[ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender]

Ride the Wind

read it on the AO3 at Ride the Wind

by justheretobreakthings

Keith’s dad takes him on his very first hoverbike ride.

Words: 1897, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Every Month Is Gen-uary When You Believe, Part 12 of Voltron Events

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Keith's Father (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith & Keith's Father (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Family Fluff, Father-Son Relationship, Young Keith (Voltron) - Freeform, Pre-Canon

read it on the AO3 at Ride the Wind

[crackinglamb]

Til It Squeaks, a Series

Today, on the anniversary of its beginning, Da'Fen Carly Mayers Lavellan's story came to an end. Two years, 337,909 words, 7 works. So I thought I would put together a masterpost of the series, with links to AO3, for all of you.

Twist

The fic that started it all. Carly Mayers, a woman from Earth, gets transported to Thedas and becomes the Herald of Andraste. And she decides that canon needs a hammer. A Solavellan fix-it with a happy ending. Rated E for sexual content. Also contains canon typical violence. ~197K words.

The Cutting Room Floor

A snippet fic, full of little bits the main fic had no room for. Includes screenshots of the ensemble cast. Also includes 'deleted scenes' and versions of the first draft that never got off the ground. Rated T for occasional swearing, adult themes and canon typical violence. ~27K words.

Choice, Pride and Trust

A oneshot of Carly and Solas defeating Imshael at Suledin Keep. Rated M for graphic depictions of violence. ~2300 words.

Waiter, There's a Fluff In My Soup!

A multi-ship collection of prompt fills for Fluff-uary 2021. Pairings include Carly and Solas, Varric and Marian Hawke, Dorian and Iron Bull and more. Rated E for sexual content. ~28K words.

Twist Some More

A sequel to Twist. Carly and Solas continue their work rebuilding the Dales, taking down the Veil and having a surprise baby. Incorporates events from Tevinter Nights, but is overall self-indulgent and fluffy. Rated E for sexual content. ~67K words.

Earth Pizza and Qunari Street Food

Takes place four years after the events of TSM. Carly and Solas welcome Dorian and Iron Bull for a visit. Cooking and family fluff ensue. Rated T for some adult themes, but with a happy ending. ~4600 words.

Make It a Good One, Peaches

50 years post-canon, mortality affects Carly's inner circle. A final send off including the generation to follow that of the Inquisition. More sweet than bitter. Rated T for major character death. ~1700 words.

Thank you to everyone who has read these fics and come to love Carly as much as I do. My heart is full. 💕

[crematosis]

[crematosis]