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Origins: Only the Magisters have ever walked physically in the Fade. Such a feat has never been repeated, and the hubris of their actions unleashed an ancient evil on the world that terrorises Thedas to this day. Inquisition: Your trip through the Fade at Adamant was unprecedented and dangerous and we should make sure no-one does it again. Veilguard: 12 bedroom Fade Flat for Rent, 300 Sovreigns/month

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🌍 We were honored to host a special screening of Our Oceans, an incredible documentary series that unveils the breathtaking stories of Earth’s oceans. 🐋 Dive into the wonders beneath the surface and be inspired to protect our blue planet. 💙

Streaming now!

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This is an argument I've had with my mom for years. She insists on putting silverware with the handles down so that any missed soap residue doesn't collect on the heads of forks and spoons, and so you aren't dirtying the handles when you grab silverware to put it away. I think it should be the opposite, so the first thing you grab isn't the part of a fork that you put in your mouth. Let me know what you think.

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Another post for N7 day

I hosted a binder international exchange for Mass Effect and here are the beautiful binds I made!

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it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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if you're worried about the new ToS for AO3, please remember that you are primed to distrust because of the way politics are intertwining with the internet right now. remember to look into definitions yourself, fact check, and look through the logic lense before jumping to conclusions.

AFAIK right now, the update clarifies terms that have already existed. it's not changing as much as it is clarity-rewriting. i'm still looking through the legalese (law student, i'm learning as I go) and I will be checking in again later, but don't despair.

however, don't get lax. download fics, connect with the authors, build out your communities. comment and bookmark and save, and please don't stop writing.

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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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The building of rage

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂