#canon changed

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I don't think Nintendo really thought the math through when they made Paya Impa's granddaughter.

Like. Impa, according to Creating a Champion, is roughly 20 when the Calamity happens. Paya is roughly eighteen in BotW. That means Paya was born 82 years after the Calamity. If her Mom was like 40, that would mean her mom was born 42 years after the Calamity.

Which meant Impa had her when she was 62 years old.

Okay, okay, maybe her mom was a little older? Let's make Paya's mom fifty. That means Impa was fifty-two when she had her. I suppose it's feasible, but let's be real, most mothers have their babies in their 20s to late 30s, occasionally early 40s. To have a pregnancy in your 50s is so uncommon you make a list of oldest mothers. Seriously. I looked it up.

Anyway, Paya definitely should've been a great-grandkid lol.

[kilometresrufflefuck]

(miles edgeworth voice) cringe as fuck. not even camp

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[taimanzano]

Megatronus Prime, Prima Prime.

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(al final)

[vaxxman]

"Do you miss the time when you used to do no harm?"

Old habits.

Merc behaviour is based on a nice little comment @up-in-flames-writing left on one of my comics :)

Rambling and more silly drawings below.

Loosely based on the Solemn Vow's public blurb:

Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when the Medic still thought doing no harm was a good idea.

I am absolutely convinced that Medic carries dextrose drops with him. German pharmacies throw these after you when you buy anything at all. I went to check if this one specific brand I know of had been around since the 60s and 70s and yes, it was.

Small acts of kindness I can see Medic doing is giving everyone one of these if they are tired. I'm talking about Engineer mostly.

Or they snack on them when solving practical problems together, like during the teleporter bread tumor incident.

[cornkernelle]

During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[mylittleredgirl]

playing a new game where i talk about fandom using words that belong on corporate powerpoint slides like:

✨ we have to align our headcanons to authentically reflect our strategic mission and meet quarterly margin objectives ✨

sorry to everyone who understood that

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

ya’ll calling a headcanon a ‘mischaracterization’ is so funny bc Tim Drake drinking 40 gallons of coffee a day is a headcanon and Duke Thomas having 0 personality and being the ‘normal’ one is a mischaracterization but ya’ll seem to only have a problem w the first one.

[undead-cypress]

I’m back with Covid and shitposts

If a bear I fought gave me top surgery I'd also never wear a shirt again tbh

[dendroaspis-viridis]

POV: You're a mummy in the Grand Necropolis and your favorite Mourn Watcher, Rook, stopped by to check on you during her patrol :)

[choccy-milky]

smooth, seb 👍 ((redraw of this scene from the goblet of fire))

[nat-20s]

Biggest hindrance of Doctor Who being a family show is that it ends up preventing authenticity. By which I specifically mean there's no damn way that Donna's response to some of the things The Doctor says wouldn't have been "Fuck off."

[liimonadas]

i blacked out and suddenly theres 4 edgeworths on the canvas

bonus design notes edition

[stratos-ane]

hey, everybody, keith’s back!