#cannibal club

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Show me your friends & I will tell you who you are: "Chrissy Teigen admits she would eat Human Flesh & she's shocked to be in the minority."

The next time MEgain Markle complains about suicidal ideation or "shows up" to speak with grieving parents about cyberbullying & mental health, please remind her of her FRIENDS.

The irony of MEgain: a predator, a bully, and a professional VICTIM who is rebranding as a mental health/digital justice "activist" inviting a disgraced celebrity predator and cyberbully to promote her "brand" is not lost on anyone.

Activist John Stephens was recruited by NOprah before the wedding to shut down media personalities who exposed Markle's red flags. After the wedding, BULLY Teigen on Twitter: "although I've never met Meghan, I'm very protective of her."

In 2019 or 2020, Toronto Papers revealed that MEgain was friends with the owners of a popular LA cannibal club restaurant. Holiday something??

Celebrities publicly promote eating placenta, why wouldn't they consume human flesh. There is nothing new under the sun. Regardless of Chrissy's behavior, she and hubby are untouchable.

Nigeria

Police arrested 11 people and closed a restaurant after two human heads wrapped in cellophane were discovered at a hotel restaurant that had been serving human flesh.

A tip-off led police to the macabre discovery in Anambra, Nigeria, with 11 people being arrested and AK-47 guns and other weapons being seized.

Human flesh was apparently being sold as an expensive treat at the restaurant, with authorities saying that roasted human head was even on the menu.

"I went to the hotel early this year, after eating, I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at N700, I was surprised," a pastor who had visited the eatery said.

"So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price.

"What is this country turning into? Can you imagine people selling human flesh as meat," he added. "Seriously I’m beginning to fear people in this part of the world. "

Another local added to the Osun Defender newspaper: "I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel; dirty people with dirty characters always come into the hotel.

"So, I was not surprised when the police made this discovery in the early hours of yesterday."

The tabloid reported that two army caps, 40 rounds of live ammunition and 'so many cell phones' were also discovered by authorities.

[shaunashpmn]

when people talk about nat being the most fucked up coming out of the wilderness i fear they forget that lottie was admitted to a psych hospital in switzerland for like 15 years😭

[demonictacobeard]

I feel like when Sinner Adam starts to get used to the idea of being in Hell for a while, and warms up to Lucifer (he knows him best out of these people and there’s a weird history) he would just……..

Annoy the ever living shit out of Alastor with him, knowing that Alastor can’t physically harm him or Charlie will get upset

Lucifer, ranting about Alastor: He had the nerve to call me flighty! Flighty. And the other day he said if he was starving he’d never try my flesh because it would taste of melancholy, which is outdated as fuck and disturbing. I know if you can learn how to say that’s the tea then you can Doomgle that it’s called depression now you radio station wash out. Damnit I hate him!

Adam, sipping a daiquiri in a styrofoam cup: You know what we should do? Scramble the signal of every radio in Pride, so they only play advertisements for TV’s

Lucifer, blinking: …….It’ll take some heavy sorcery, are you willing to try this time?

Adam, smirking: I will study for spite bitch, let’s fuck that deer up

[mingot-studios]

Yasopp I hope your son puts one between your fucking eyes

[hello-satan-speaking]

Y’ALL🤭💚

[thoraeth]

Friday at last. Have some blorbos 🖤✨

[xxcentaurus]

BartoCav kiss for Barto’s birthday💚💛 10.06.24

[terrorcult]

i'm posting the heads i drew for her pinup because i spent more time on these than i did tom herself. if you recognize any of these you are cool and i love you

[scribespirare]

Sebaciel modern kink au where Sebastian is a trusted DM at a local kink club but he doesn't ever play. There are a ton of rumors about him being p brutal but nobody can ever tempt him into playing. Enter Ciel who's clearly underage but has a fake ID that's so well made nobody can all him on it. He just says he's got a baby face and snaps at anyone for questioning him. Catches Sebastian attention right away especially b/c he basically has to follow Ciel around all night and beat off anyone being creepy as shit to him

[putting-sayori-in-random-places]

I feel Sayori and Charlie would get along swimmingly. She's just one of the guys in Cannibal Town 🫀

[i-have-41-protons]

Ah yes, me and my friends: discussing whether or not Ezra Squall would mew, in the group chat. Perfectly reasonable, mhm

[forbiddentaako]

hazbin hotel characters as dnd quotes

ive already done this with ninja go might as well do it again asbjafdkbj

Husk: can that be a thing, can Alastor starve to death

Vaggie: no, you did not just fantasy eat soggy bread

Adam: he hits the whoa, and you hit the … die

Lucifer:I’m not in tip top shape I have fantasy depression

Alastor: that’s a 31. Eat your corpse

Angel: I’ll sell you crack I have some Sir Pentious: The only crack you have is your arse

Charlie: Nifty where did you put the ashes Nifty:of the deceased Charlie: ya Nifty: I cleaned them Charlie:where did you put them Nifty:the garbage

Angel Dust: she wants me? Sorry I don’t do women.

Vaggie: we’ve heard it with our own eyes

Lucifer: i’m having pregnancy sickness

Angel Dust: So what do you think, Angel becomes a male stripper? rolls nat 1

Angel Dust: one hand on my penis, one in Husk's

Charlie: will you be the truck to my other truck

Lucifer: next time i'm gonna cast the spell of internalized homophobia on Adam

Alastor: That’s my title actually Rosie: The aroace icon? Alastor: 😔 I’m not an icon

Charlie: that 17 I just rolled for hotness? flips hair Oh its leaving

[radyo-kabaw]

Some People Need Killing: A Memoir of Murder in My Country, Patricia Evangelista

[hello-satan-speaking]

I went from 0 Barto merch to 4 Barto merch in less than a week🤭💚

[creates101]

[xxcentaurus]

What if Cavendish saves Barto after the events of ch 1126?💚💛