#canadians be like

[kuriquinn]

My anglo ass will support Quebec sovereignty and tongue kiss Francois Legault before I ever consider wanting to be part of the United States

https://globalnews.ca/news/10923704/trump-canada-51st-state/amp/

It’s barfing time!

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[artschoolglasses]

Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃

[minyicho]

Cape Barren goose (look at themmm!!)

Canadian goose (no.1 guard goose)

Barnacle goose (those are some cool looking stripes!)

Cackling goose (I bet this goose has a great cackle)

African goose (such elegance! and poise!)

Sebastopol goose (so floofy)

Egyptian goose (pretty colours!)

Ruddy-headed goose (check out that pattern!)

Bean goose (this looks like the kinda goose that would enjoy some beans)

Embden goose (the classic)

Toulous goose (majestic beasts)

feel free to reblog with your favourite geese that I might have missed!!

[gongyussy]

bonus:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

zäall ever forget to toggle out of zour language kezboard

[newtinaboot]

Americans be like:

Wadder Boddle

Whore Movee

Ornj Joos

Budder

Leave ih’ alown

Pinkh er purrpull

Sahhry

Canadians be like:

Woahter bohttle

Whor’r moviee

Orinj joos

Budehr

Leeve it uhhlone

Pink oawr puhrple

Soarry

British people be like:

Wa’uh bo’uhl

Whor’uh moovee

Orunj jeous

Buh’er

Leev ih’ alowne

Phink oawh peu’ple

Sorrey

Naturally, these are oversimplified, and every country has multiple accents/dialects. There is no monolith. That being said; these are my personal experiences and I think it’s funny.

THE WORDS THE WAY THEY ARE ACTUALLY SPELLED:

Water Bottle

Horror movie

Orange juice

Butter

Leave it alone

Pink or purple

Sorry

[f1-stuff]

C² Challenge // 5 minutes -> 5 pictures

[valyrfia]

defending max verstappen on the internet is not enough i need a gun

[fuckspn]

imo one of supernatural's greatest weaknesses is what i'm going to call its locational homogeneity. like. obviously this is largely a side effect of filming a show set all over the united states in the same small area of canada for 15 years but there's just a certain sameness to every location and every episode that's uncanny at best and breaks immersion at worst. they should have gone all in on southern gothic horror and spooky old northeastern coastal towns and rural midwestern isolation and instead it's just episode after episode of identical suburbs with arbitrary location titles slapped over them. the seasons never change. the weather is always mild, never with extreme enough temperature or precipitation to require a change from the standard jacket-over-flannel-over-tee costuming even when we see snow on the ground. this episode is set in the summer in idaho. no, wait, it's set in the winter in kentucky. this episode is set in the summerfallwinterspring in kansachusettohiowa. sam and dean travel all over the country and yet stay completely still. supernatural shows us a massive world and it does not turn and absolutely no one lives in it.

[unoreversecowgirl]

ryan gosling was not picked as ken because he looks like ken, obvi lol. gosling was picked because of vibes, personality and what he represents: “all american”, conventionally attractive, generic but handsome, golden retriever, himbo. he’s not ken, he’s Ken-esque.

edit: and i like the casting :)

[go-see-a-starwar]

Hayden + Directors | Ahsoka (2023) + Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[braemjeorn]

we don't talk abt these two mentors enough

only had less than five minutes of dialogue each it's like a cameo, but it's my favourite cameos

[neechees]

All groceries and food could be Free in the Arctic and I'd still want Northern Natives to continue hunting & whaling & fishing & sealing if that's what they want to do

[delta-hexagon]

hey do non-canadians know that we have a big nationwide hardware store chain called Canadian Tire that has its own dollar bills, and only recently they finally retired the physical bills for a much more normal points card like everyone else?

there he is... Mr Canadian Tire himself!

[lesbiansagainstdnp]

okay we went for vegas over marriage for brighton night two. however, dan did say after his story about setting a box of pizza on fire in the oven that he’ll make a terrible wife someday so