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โฅ Clingy King โฅ
@ssaanaaloves made such a fire sketch and let me color it ๐
He doesn't want to rule today, he just wants to stay in bed with his queen! ๐๐ค (August 2023)
#shadouge#rouge the bat#shadow the hedgehog#shadrouge#romance#clingy king#king shadow#can't let go of his queen#morning love#too affectionate#but she loves it#digital art#sanart#her sketch#my colors
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangshan#jiang cheng#lan wangji#mianmian#Jiang Cheng stays quiet after JGS says his foul little lie about WWX not respecting or liking him.#And because it's an audio format there isn't any other information we get on what he does.#Probably sit there in silence. Fermenting on his festering abandonment issues.#I think JC has a bit of a delicate heart when it comes to the last few things he has to hold on to.#And damn if JGS can see right into that weakness. He's got a mercury tongue. Silvery and poisonous.#I know LWJ makes his rebuttal more for preserving WWX's face than reassuring JC.#But I also know they *did* team up in the past and they do have a lot in common. And canonically can't stand each other.#They are my funny little duo and I'm the one drawing the comic. I can bake my own crumbs.#Would LWJ actually comfort JC? I don't think he knows how to comfort anyone actually. Not even himself.#JC is struggling so badly in this meeting. I'm glad there are other people in this awful meeting to tag in while he has a quiet cry.#Who's ready for Mianmian to go off next comic? Let's give a 'GET HIS ASS GIRL' to our queen!
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I actually think Dorian and Orym should fight more.
Remember when their slowly building tension over and entire episode (full of passive aggressive remarks and blame throwing) led to threats? And how after, Orym thanked Dorian for handing over the crown sadly because he knew Dorian would be mad at him? And Dorian couldn't even look at him because he was legitimately hurt, thinking Orym was disappointed in him for doing what he thought was right? That was peak.
The fact they went from that to their current closeness and trust is the best part of their entire dynamic. Their relationship was hard fought and still will be. They will fight for it because they respect and care for one another deeply, and their disagreements don't change that, only improve it.
#critical role#cr3#orym#dorian#dorym#text post#cr discourse#'dorian deserved that actually and is being stupid by agreeing with ludinus'#'orym was too mean and needs to be quiet about his trauma'#just say you don't understand their characters#or that they are characters#you don't have to agree with them. they can make decisions you wouldn't make and disagree with#its good tv regardless#dorian didnt deserve that and orym was too harsh#dorian needed to be reminded of the consequences of indulging those ideas and viewpoints and orym is tired of this discussion happening#these things can coexist#neither of them have the whole picture here. we can't judge them based off of what we as viewers know#dorian didn't see first hand what the ruby vanguard has done. only what the spider queen did so thats on his mind more than anything#orym didnt see first hand (nor hear many details) about opal and cyrus. only what the vanguard has been doing to them for months#let them bicker and argue#its the best part#only going near the discourse because i have been waiting years for more of this and bitches on twitter are complaining about it#and often from people who don't even like orym (or sometimes dorian). go back to ignoring them and let me enjoy this moment in peace#i know i am adding to the discourse but i needed to find other people who want more dorym relationship drama before we get more fluff
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LEE SEON AS JUYEONG
Let Free the Curse of Taekwondo (2024) | 1.01
The way he moved so quickly, my face was just like Dohoe's: oh, he's a protector... Nothing compares to a guy that keeps you safe and out of harm's reach :)
#let free the curse of taekwondo#lee seon#korean bl#bl series#bl drama#mambo.gifs#oh noooo i've fallen and can't get up#one more golden retriever boy into my pocket you go!#for his first role ever (mdl said): he's doing an amazing job#this series so far has made me laugh and cry in the span of an hour#hwang da seul you've done it again my queen <3
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Seen people share their headcanons of what would Luffy call Crocodile if Crocodad was Real, and it did get me wondering
Like on one hand, Luffy has a perfect track-record with respecting trans people and not misgendering anyone, so if Crocodad Real, Luffy wouldn't misgender him
But also, Luffy has two braincells, and having two people to call "dad" would probably be confusing for him. And Luffy doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd either of his parents "Father" either. Canonically Luffy tends to use more affectionate terms for his family, including Dragon despite never having ever met him ("tou-chan", "ji-chan" for Garp, "nii-chan" for Ace. Note the lack of the polite "o" at the begining, and the use of "chan" instead of "san". The take-away here is that he's basically being a bit familiar and kind of affectionate)
And let us not forget, how Luffy loves giving nicknames to people
So it would be perfectly on-brand for Luffy to come up with a new nickname for Crocodile, if only to help differentiate The Dads
(Like yes, Luffy does technically have a nickname for Crocodile already ("wani", lit. "crocodile"), but it's not really an affectionate nickname (or a particularly disrespectful one either, kind of neutral (though calling someone you're not friends with by a nickname is kind of rude)). And while Luffy can and does drop the funny nicknames for people if he decides he likes them enough (see Hammock turning into Hancock, or Luffy learning Bonney's name and using it because he felt bad for her), if Luffy did learn about Crocodile being his other dad and wanted to treat him as such (which he also might not, to be fair)... yeah he could come up with a new nickname)
Now the question just is... what kind of a nickname would Luffy then come up with?
And because I'm a fucking loser with a passion for translation and localization, I'm almost specifically interested in what kind of a nickname Luffy would come up with in Japanese. And partially because, depending on the nickname, it could just be the exact same nickname in English too. Like Luffy's "Yama-o" got localized as "Yamabro" because the "o" (written as ็ท, lit. "man") needed to be translated and localized for the nickname to hit the same in English. Same for shit like "split head" for Foxy or "giant shallot" for Moria, or "wani" getting localized as "gator" because Luffy calling Crocodile a "crocodile" as a nickname would not make any sense in English lmao
So... a cute nickname that makes it easy for Luffy to call Crocodile his "dad" without it getting confusing with calling Dragon "dad". Maybe something that ties to his name already and preferably rolls off the tongue easily in Japanese... Like we have our Crocodads and Dadodiles but these nicknames are based in English, so they don't roll off the tongue nicely -> Can't imagine Luffy saying either. But... I think the fans are onto something there... There must be a variation of this nickname that would work well in Japanese...
Papadile.
I could see Luffy coming up with a nickname like that. It would roll off the tongue pretty easily. The only counter argument against it I can think of would be that Luffy does not seem like the kind of guy who would call anyone "papa". Like that word does not fit in his mouth.
...Anything else?
Well. I guess there is the third, forbidden option of Luffy calling him "oyaji" ("pops"), much like Whitebeard's crew called their captain too.
But that just leads us to an interesting thought; what the fuck would Crocodile prefer Luffy call him?
I mean this is Sir "Call me what you will" Crocodile, who generally does not seem to care that much about what people call him. Like we could take that and just assume Crocodile would not give a fuck about what Luffy called him, but it's also possible this could be like The One Exception to The Rule. And there's many potential reasons why too
Like there's the practical side of things where it could be a pain in Crocodile's ass if the world found out the two were related, because it'd mean anything bad happening to either one could be used against the other. Someone targetting Luffy could be then used intentionally to target Crocodile and viceversa. As Dragon said, a child is a parent's weak spot after all. So it could still be in Crocodile's self-interest to keep their blood relation a secret. But also; Crocodile had to leave his child behind. Much like how Olvia felt like she had no right to call herself Robin's mom, it'd make sense to me if Crocodile felt kind of the same. That regardless of their blood connection, he had no right to call himself Luffy's father, let alone deserve to be called that after what he'd done to Luffy.
So maybe Crocodile would prefer to be just called by his name. Maybe he'd be satisfied with that. Perhaps being called "pops" would lowkey annoy the shit out of him because it would just remind him of That Asshole Who Took His Hand and beat his ass. Which, y'know, fair. Perhaps "Papadile" would be just a bit too ridiculous and cutesy for him tolerate. And perhaps Luffy calling him "dad" (or "father", or any variation of it) would be a lot more emotionally compromising to Crocodile than he'd like to admit, especially if he believed he would never be called that
But knowing Luffy, if he knows being called "dad" made Crocodile happy (even if he didn't want to admit it), and if Luffy did decide he liked Crocodile/accepted him as his other dad... He'd probably keep on calling Crocodile some variation of "dad", even if he insisted that "Crocodile was fine"
Also worth noting that according to this SBS, if Croc did raise a child that child would use ็ถไธ ("chichiue"), which is quite a formal way to call someone Father
So that would be Crocodile's canon preferred term but god knows there'd be no way in hell he'd be able to convince Luffy to call him that, shit's way too formal for Luffy
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#Crocodad#I think the most likely thing would be Luffy calling Dragon the cutesy ''tou-chan'' and Crocodile ''otou-san''#It would be more formal than Luffy normal would use but I do feel like Crocodile would veto ''oyaji'' if Luffy tried that#Also considdering the two's relationship so far I think Luffy could try to be SLIGHTLY more formal with Croc than with Dragon#Like they did try to kill each other. Perhaps Croc hasn't earned the -chan from Luffy y'know lmao#But if Luffy wanted to specifically come up with a new **nickname** then Papadile seems the most likely#Regardless I do feel like Papadile would be what like what the Strawhats could start calling Crocodile though lmao#(Namely Nami Sanji and Usopp) (They're not immune to using nicknames for comedic effect) (And let's be real it'd be funny)#(I'd say Robin wouldn't call him that but you know if she wanted to tease him while knowing he can't really stop her. Go off queen)#(Jinbei would just call him by his name though still I'm sure) (Zoro Franky and Brook could go either way)
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Submitted Prompts #135
I know I tend to send in DPxDC prompts, but today I had A Thought.
I've been playing Warframe again, lately, and I've been grinding for the Operator Affiny things (thank you Zenurik Focus, for blessing me with boundless Energy with which to commit chaos :D )
And a thought struck me: Operators use Transference to pilot a Warframe. It comes from their Void powers, granted to them in an accident, where their ship was about to dimension-jump into the Void. This overlapping of dimensions made the Tenno into something Other (hilariously, they're called Tenno because they were from the Zariman 10-0. Ten-Zero. Ten-O. Tenno) with extra-dimensional powers, among which is a beam of energy from said dimension. Sound familiar?
What I'm getting at here is: Immortal Danny finds himself transported into the Zariman after the tragedy that befell it, and since The Void and the Infinite Realms are neighbouring extra-dimensional planes of existence, he feels right at home with the survivors (canonically, the adults all went insane, while the more adaptable children survived with powers) and helps them with their powers.
Eventually the Orokin find them, as in canon, and take them in as their Tenno Warrior caste. Their Praetorian Guard, of sorts, and build the Prime Warframes for the children to inhabit and pilot.
Danny goes along with it, because hey cool space bio-armor that he can power with his abundance ecto-energy. Maybe Pandora and frostbite might want to take a look, too.
His Warframe? Banshee Prime
Shit happens, as one might say, and as the Tenno are put into cryo-sleep by the the Lotus (Space Mom!!!!) Danny goes back to the Realms, after his vacation is done.
Eons later, the Tenno rise again, to a shattered and warring Solar System.
They reestablish their Relays, and their presence once more brings order and peace to the System. And as the Order once again grows, as more and more Tenno wake up, Teshin, the Last of the Orokin Dax (the Royal Guard) tells them of Banshee Prime, and her incredible powers over sound and voice.
As the Tenno pilots reawaken in their stasis pods in Lua, one remains missing. Tenno across the System all wonder where everyone's favorite older brother went, and what happened to his Banshee Prime Warframe that he always lovingly maintained and repaired himself.
One, the Harrow pilot, peers into the Void, as he typically does, and finds a trace leading to another dimension other than the Void where the Moon had been hidden, with their pods in it.
Essentially, a whole legion of high school murder-inclined feral teens go on a trip to the Ghost Zone to bring back their older brother, so he can once again tell them of the stars and their meanings. They think he would like to have words with some people, and the Main Character has spotted the Lotus look to the stars with grief in her eyes as she wonders on her wayward child's whereabouts.
Danny, for his part, has grown up into his Fenton Brickhouse genes (not being in a stasis pod will do that to you) and is ruling the Realms along with his Council of Ancient, and generally getting his new powers as the Ancient of Space under control, like he's done before with his basic ghost abilities, and later his ice.
What he didn't expect, was for his old siblings to knock down the doors to his Throne room and crowd him, all screeching about how come he grew up when they're all stuck as kids still, and why dies he look so different, and so many questions that he gets a little overwhelmed.
When Clockwork (grandpa), Pandora (mom) and Frostbite (dad) turn to him and his baby siblings, and say Danny really should take a break "for your own health, Your Highness. You're overdue a vacation!"...let's just say the System was ready for the Tenno. Alad V was ready to face them in battle and experiment with their Warframes (the Valkyr lore is horrifying if you pay attention to it).
No one was ready for Phantom and Banshee Prime to take the System by storm, leading an army of feral children with murder-hobo inclinations
#bones submissions#DPxWarframe#wild though hours#it grabbed me by the throat and wouldnt let go#so i had to write it#hope there's some Warframe players that will enjoy this#I can imagine the Lotus almost kills hin again by squeezing GDanny unti he can't breathe#fortunately he doesn't need to#he'll Have Words with Tyl Regor and the Grineer Queens for their shitty cloning processes#Alad V facing Valkyr's pod: why do i hear boss music?#hi bones here. i dont know a damn thing about this Warframe but this do be neat
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Remembered the Iron John story and how I had that takeaway of "damn that kid's parents are shitty" so I went to read it again to see if it really was the case or my brain jumped to conclusions from reading so many fairy tales one after the other
they're not that bad textually but think about the implications and they are
anyway, there's a minor character at the start who asks to go in the forest that got forbidden because everyone who gets there never comes back, and when the king rightfully refuses, the guy insists that he'll do it because he doesn't care about fear. and then when arm rises from the swamp to take his dog, his reaction is to simply call three guys to help him empty the swamp, then captures the swamp man. There's no mention of him getting a reward and he's never to be seen again.
This feels like you could put the youth who went forth to learn what fear is in that guy's role, and now I think I'm gonna have to make an Iron John kid ocs. He and Shiv can become friends.
#ever after high#iron john main character be like 'id rather go with the dangerous swamp man than getting beaten'#and iron john being like 'damn I'm cursed to be some kind of swamp monster but even i can't just let that kid here'#'also once im uncursed I'll basically make him my heir. MY son now'#in my better ending the kid mentions iron john as his dad because it's actually him who gave him all the gifts he used to impress the king#also i find it very interesting that the princess actually has a personality here.#i mean it's a pushy lowkey entitled one but she's an actual character and you can easily works in an actual romance between her and the mc#everyone talking about the big grimm fairy tales meanwhile I'm here with my horror-comedy boy who wants to shiver#and my 'the swamp man is a better parent than the king and queen' one as favorites#also love the golden key one#not gonna tell the story for it just look it up if you don't know it
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this entire high council meeting is just an exercise in trying to give narvin a heart attack. i can fucking SEE him twitching. i may not approve of valyes' policies, but if fucking with narvin was his goal then 10/10 great execution ๐๐๐
#idk if narvin was necessarily romana's man when valyes said that but holy shit he will be now. good job all#its so cute seeing the continuation of the 'you can't stab me its not legal' thing. like. his only objection to darkel taking charge is#constitutional loopholes???? lmao okay get well soon king#also i finally actually feel lowkey sorry for romana. like goddamn let the woman have some dignity#i do like the idea that she's going to fuck them up from a hospital bed tho. kill them queen#gallifrey
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I KNOWWWW, even with Vikkari I wanted shake him after the whole "well, I wasn't useful while being ripped apart internally by demonic forces, so you must hate me now :) " thing bc sir. SIR. You are a party staple for me. You crit on EVERYTHING, and it's almost all one shot kills. I can't count the number of fights against smaller/mid-size mobs where my melee fighters didn't even get to hit anything bc Lann(and Arue) had killed everyone by the time they reached the enemies. xD Even if I didn't love his jokes(I do) and like him as a character(I do), he's one of the most useful party members.
Then for Trinne you throw in that she likes him quite a lot and loves his jokes and thinks he's cute and is determined to single-handedly help him work on those self-worth issues of his. xD So he pulls the "I'm no good to you, guess I'll just go.." crap and she's grabbing his arm and digging in her heels like "The hell you will, GET BACK HERE"
#queen in mendev#istg he's the only video game man i've met who maybe has worse self-worth than kurt greedfall#fortunately trinne is a big time cheerleader/hype woman for people she cares about#but for real he's so useful i settled on a suboptimal and ooc-choice ending to his personal quest with vikkari so i could keep him#vikkari missed the mini quest chain in act 3 to build lann up for taking over as chief#so even though he (and i) would 100% trust lann to handle the demon d-bag in act 5 letting him go alone got him dead#can't have that. so we went together and i had to grit my teeth though a bunch of ''why don't you trust me?' puppy eyes#bc i refused to give up my best dps#trinne did that chain tho so she'll be letting him handle it solo :3
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If I could do Fics With A Plot I'd probably attempt An AU Where Lauffey Dies And Odin Goes "Oh Hey, Frost Dudes, I Had Your Heir All Along :D He's Urs Now :D" Except Because This Is A Shit Plan It Does Not Go At All Well. Because it does bother me. Because I worry too much about fictional monarchies having the 'wrong' rules. D:
#this of course means odin has also has to tell his son โbtw we lied to you. GUESS WHAT THO!! I GOT U A JOB!!โ#and he sends Thor along because a) characters need other characters to talk to and b) he does in fact expect trouble#and I reckon after some sort of tense Confrontation about how if Lauffey wanted rid of his son he should have the guts to make sure he died#instead of leaving it to fate like a COWARD#Loki would - by power of poshness alone - manage to convince one or two Jotuns that he does indeed count as the heir#meanwhile: existential crisis D: D: D:#but hey free kingdom nothing to sneeze at eh? let's go! we can do this!#except (obviously) no. you can't. there is NO WAY there's nobody out there with a counterclaim.#and if your WORST ENEMY raised your new king (who has a questionable claim) you absolutely manage to find a third cousin from somewhere far#off who also has a shaky claim but - here's the thing - he's not an obvious attempt to impose Odin's puppet on your realm#and then Plot would unfold which is why i cant write this despite my Weird Niche Interests being aroused (NOT LIKE THAT) by this idea#also i would answer the โwas there no mother involved? did she not mind the infanticide thing?โ (could go either way on that really)#essentially Loki does have Scheming Politician energy but sometimes the task really is just impossible#but perhaps surprisingly the ending is a heartwarming reunion and maybe - MAYBE - some sort of vague apology#because that really was The Worst Fucking Plan Of All Time#okay someone stop me making a new file (you-and-whose-army.rtf) and writing the extensive notes i've now got in my head D:#(but an AU so not really!)#do you want a civil war on jotunheim because this is how you get a civil war on jotunheim#...oh no DO you want a civil war on jotunheim?! D: D: was THAT the plan??? D: D:#i'd totally throw in an Ambitious Consort Queen because those are my jam <3 <3 <3#fic-related#thor movies
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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr
๐ WetterThanYou Follow
It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder
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Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?
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Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'
๐บAscetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(
๐ฆBEaST-MAN Follow
DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!
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They're not? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.
๐Batass Follow
Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.
๐บHereWolf Follow
You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.
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OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.
๐บHereWolf Follow
Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.
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In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.
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Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.
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Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.
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Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me ๐
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Hey.
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WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!
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This now has a sequel, and a third act
#shhh evil wizards can be monsters if they want to#oc#yes this is the same loose world as the demon king posting in fact the evil wizard is the one mentioned as being his friend#stole this format from a fire emblem post because it was a great post#monster fucker#but inverted#Heracles jumpscare#dashboard simulator
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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.
Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.
And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.
the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.
He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.
Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!
Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through
He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'
I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.
#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#daniel molloy#akasha#iwtv spoilers#iwtv season 3 spec#interview with the vampire#iwtv#claudia iwtv#do you think it has occured to him to follow up on why Real Rashid and Talamasca were in his house? no hes redecorating!#and taking back his ex#and this is not weak or bad writing btw Louis cares about 2 maybe 3 people and does not particularly Like being a vampire#this is all very In Character its just also so funny in a protagonist#1k#5k#10k
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#sad ramble below#tw pet death#it's my dog's last day today#he's 10 and they found a mass that's pressing on his stomach so he can't eat well#my life is going to feel so much emptier without him#we're getting him dairy queen as one last special treat#because he used to love it before his food sensitivities#I'm just sitting around feeling helpless and nauseous because the only thing left that I can do for him is to let him go#just a week ago he seemed fine#we only found out yesterday about the mass#we knew he wasn't acting like himself but figured it was the heat#I just feel so lost#my posts
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โ๐๐๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ?โ
Heโs too much, fucking you like he hates you but you can handle it can't you? What kind of queen of lust would you be if you couldn't withstand the demon king?
๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ! Monster fucking/hentai logic, hints of a size kink, satoru has two cocks, no say word used, overstimulation/hints of mind break, begging, dacryphilia, reader has horns, biting, cervix/womb fucking (Iโm telling you hentai logic), hate fucking but he doesnโt hate you, mean and condescending!Satoru who loves bullying you and making you cry, succubus!reader, satoru drugs you up, mirror sex, satoru is obsessed and wants to break that pussy, some objectification/heavy degradation, pulling on your horns, squirting, he calls ya mama once, some blood/light blood play
Oreo/fey; This has been rotting in the drafts for a while so take Satoruโs part
Tears trickle down your stinging cheeks. Twisting your hips partly sliding Satoruโs cocks out of your sore cunt. Your clawing at the sheets desperate for relief from his pussy bruising cocks. His speed is spiteful, pace nearly hip-shatteringly brutal.
Your body burns when he laughs. โAwwee you think Iโll let you get away?โ Yanking you back onto his cocks by your bruised hips. Your jaw drops, body shutters, toes curl and eyes roll back. The thick ribbed bottom of his cock rubs your g-spot.
Yanking your head by the taunt, bejeweled chain between your twisted horns. Sinking in his thick cocks, pressing you into the bed with a hand on your back impossible to escape his hateful thrusts.
He croons, โWhy would I ever let you go when your lil sloppy wet lil cock sleeve takes me so perfectly?โ Sliding his finger slowly along the base of your horn sending intense tingles down your spine to your stuffed cunt.
Clenching Satoru, squeezing his fat cocks together inside you. Whining, โYouโre-nnn-youโre gonnnnaaannnnn fuuuck me!โ Satoru props a leg up on the bed frame, helping him fuck you deeper. Sobbing, โBreakme! Sooooo meaaannnn! Iโm sorrrry!โ
Smacking your ass twice, your sore cheek throbs sweetly. Satoru croons, โWhatโs my dumb lilโ toy sorry for?โ Squeezing your hip, piercing your skin with quickly sharpening nails.
Relenting when blood trickles down your thigh. smearing your blood and squeezing your soft thigh. Dragging his nails up, leaving stinging thin scratches. Both of his cocks bullying your sore cunt is too much, too big, too deep you're struggling to think.
Bouncing on his cock, skin smacking skin, your wet cunt squelching with each punishing, quick thrust. Slurring your words together, โAnything I did! Fuucccck! Nnnnn!โ Satoru twists your arms behind your back, pressing your face into the bed.
Hunching over to bite your shoulder, his sharp fangs rip through your skin. Swallowing a mouthful, licking the drops that seep out when he retracts his fangs. Your pussy quivers, clenching Satoru's cocks as an intense warmth washes over you.
Sneering, "It's cute, you think there is a reason other than cause," rutting his hips harder. "I can!" You're sobbing, thighs trembling, toe-curling mess your bruised cervix into your womb.
It shouldn't feel this wonderful, is he supposed to be that deep? One quick stroke ruins your chances of worrying. Why think about it if you're going to cum on his cocks anyway. The intense blissful high is so close your pussy is trembling.
"Be a good lil glory hole nโ take my cocks!โ Squeezing your hip, yanking you off the bed by your hornโs chain. Slamming you down on his cock, you can feel his pulse throbbing in his veins.
Satoru yanks your head to the side, biting your neck, injecting you with his aphrodisiac. Needy burning heat pools in your gut spreading into your spasming, squirting pussy.
Groaning frantically bouncing you on his cock, pounding your gushing cunt. โSquirting on my cock like you wanna me to make ya a mama." Pushing on your bulging stomach. "It's getting me off seeing ya cry cause your sloppy wet pussy is getting too sensitive."
Turning you in front of a floor-length mirror. Admiring how your cunt stretches for his cocks. The soft ribbing on the bottom of his cock tugs your cunt when he glides out.
"The slightest movement makes ya feel like your cumming when I inject too much." Stroking your clit, stuffing your squelching cunt. You're cock drunk on a blissful high, your cunt spasming, clenching him tighter. Sneering, "But you should still be able to handle me right?"
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written by oreo-(creampie)/fey!
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the king of monza can do what he wants | charles leclerc social media au
pairing: charles leclerc x fem alonso!reader
the king of monza can win the race, have his relationship exposed and challenge his soon-to-be father-in-law to a duel, he can do what he wants.
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oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri: double header means we crashed on my adoptive parents' couch and forced them to cook for me (only y/n, obviously)
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user1: does he know this isn't his private account?
user2: SHUSH DON'T TELL HIM
user3: we need to enjoy this while it lasts
jackdoohan: oscar, there's still time to delete this
oscarpiastri: why would i delete this?
oscarpiastri: oh
oscarpiastri: oh no
jackdoohan: you might want to warn your kinda dad you've exposed the identity of your kinda mum as your kinda grandad is probably putting out a hit on him as we speak
fernandoalo_oficial: don't call me a grandad ๐ฟ๐คฌ๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ค
jackdoohan: OSCAR QUICK HE'S DISCOVERED EMOJIS HE MUST BE REALLY MAD
user4: fernando, are you okay?
fernandoalo_oficial: i want that frenchies head on a stick
charles_leclerc: i am monegasque!
fernandoalo_oficial: so you do actually want to die?
yourusername: okay let's calm down old man
fernandoalo_oficial: SILENCE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! THAT'S THE MAN?
yourusername: yes!
fernandoalo_oficial: no.
charles_leclerc: i object!
lancestroll: his eye hasn't stopped twitching since
charles_leclerc: i don't care! he might be crazy but I'M IN LOVE SO BRING IT OLD MAN
user5: wtf have i woken up to this morning
user6: the public execution of the prince of monaco
yourusername: just because he has a samurai tattoo doesn't mean he knows how to use a sword
fernandoalo_oficial: i will tear him apart with my bare hands
user7: i fear this comment section alone has undone all of his funky grandad tiktok PR
user8: he's going to make charles cry in the press conference
yourusername: oh well, charlie is hot when he cries
user9: and how do you know that...
yourusername: that's none of your business ๐
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yourusername: italy has my heart and so do you <3
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user11: queen got exposed and immediately started flexing her unbelievably sexy bf
yourusername: why wouldn't i? he's so damn FINE
charles_leclerc: teehee (หถแต แต แตหถ)
user12: you might as well have told me to kill myself
fernandoalo_oficial: enjoy your weekend charles, it will be your last
charles_leclerc: and if i win? i think suspended sentence?
fernandoalo_oficial: @carlossainz55 i have a proposition for you
yourusername: why are we acting like he wouldn't do that for free
carlossainz55: excuse me?
yourusername: i'm calling you a jealous bitch xx
carlossainz55: what is your price nando?
fernandoalo_oficial: i'm not fucking paying you, i was assuming you'd do it in a jealous rage anyway
carlossainz55: ???
user13: the way carlos is being jumped from both sides unprovoked
user14: which ever alonso it is, they choose violence
oscarpiastri: so ... am i off the hook yet?
yourusername: you know we can't say no to you
fernandoalo_oficial: oscar you might actually be my favourite now, thank you for bringing this to my attention
oscarpiastri: sure i'll take it!
charles_leclerc: you can have my heart and everything else for as long as you want
yourusername: looks like you'll never get it back ;)
charles_leclerc: that's fine by me if i get to spend it with you
yourusername: i love you :P
charles_leclerc: i love you more ( > ใฐ < )โก
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fernandoalo_oficial: cash prize for anyone who can actually track down this little rat - i just want to talk i swear
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user15: it's official everyone, he's gone crazy
user16: as crazy as he is at least he's bringing the DRAMA ๐คฉ
yourusername: this isn't very peace and love of you
fernandoalo_oficial: that has never been the way in this family
fernandoalo_oficial: but let me make this clear, i mean in a destroy all of your enemies way rather than a jos verstappen way
maxverstappen1: ???
yourusername: destroying our enemies does not mean you can do your best jos verstappen impression and drive your aston martin into charles
fernandoalo_oficial: don't be stupid y/n, the aston martin is too slow, i'm going to steal his brakes
yourusername: and how will you do that boomer
fernandoalo_oficial: ferrari are stupid they probably still haven't changed the passwords or locks since i left
yourusername: @scuderiaferrari excuse me???
scuderiaferrari: ....
user17: so like this is a genuine hit?
user18: mob boss!fernando alonso you are so special to me
user19: sorry charles but it's so sexy
charles_leclerc: drop the address senor i'm not scared of you
lancestroll: he brought the samurai sword btw
yourusername: @f1 DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY SECURITY MEASURES ???
f1: it made a good tiktok ๐
yourusername: you people are useless
charles_leclerc: no worries my love it's all under control
fernandoalo_oficial: i will carve you like a christmas turkey
yourusername: you go anywhere near charles with that sword we're both going romeo and juliet style
user20: what on earth is going on
user21: just smile and wave i think we're watching collective hysteria
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f1: CHARLES LECLERC WINS FOR FERRARI AT MONZA
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user23: bro heard fernando was gonna steal his brakes and simply just drove so fast he didn't need them
user24: he was like 'oh you want my head on a stick? TRY AND CATCH ME'
yourusername: pretty boy is so so talented it's not fair
yourusername: who am i kidding
yourusername: STUNT ON THOSE HOES I LOVE YOU BABY
charles_leclerc: thank you baby, i simply had to drive so fast so i could give you a kiss
charles_leclerc: and also so i could tell your dad to SUCK ON THAT OLD MAN
user25: he's had too much champagne and might actually get himself killed
user26: i will throw myself in front of that sword for him
yourusername: you and me too buddy - i'll cover your drinks for this evening
fernandoalo_oficial: i still want him dead
charles_leclerc: what the fuck do you want from me? i just won? did you see that freak of an orange car? i look after your daughter like i looked after those tyres
yourusername: so romantic ๐คญ
fernandoalo_oficial: he just compared you to tyres? have some standards i raised you better?
yourusername: believe me, i do have standards - he's special xx
fernandoalo_oficial: i also won monza with ferrari he's not that special
user27: at least he's stopped with the samurai sword talk?
user28: he did say he still wants him dead though
maxverstappen1: @yourusername why couldn't you have dated lando? would've made this championship a lot easier
landonorris: HUH?
yourusername: please refer to my previous comment about standards
charles_leclerc: hehehehehe
landonorris: HUH???
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charles_leclerc: grazie mille tifosi !! this is for you and all of your support. i'm glad my family and my love were here to see this win as well. fernando, bring your sword, i'll fight for your daughter's hand.
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user29: i love this family and i've known them a week
user30: fernando might have to go through me as well at this point
yourusername: i love you so much and you have deserved this and more for so so long xx
charles_leclerc: i couldn't do it without you (and our weird little grid family)
yourusername: you're my favourite person in the world and i just love to see you happy
charles_leclerc: you make me the happiest man in the world
yourusername: i love you
charles_leclerc: i love you too
user31: as cute as all this is ^^ where is this duel
user32: can someone PLEASE STREAM IT !!!!! I WILL PAY
user33: I NEED IT I NEED IT
fernandoalo_oficial: come outside
lancestroll: he spent all of the debrief sharpening the sword btw
charles_leclerc: i'm ready girlypop
fernandoalo_oficial: GIRLYPOP ???
yourusername: PEACE AND LOVE BOZO
maxverstappen1: can we get this show on the road please?
lewishamilton: charles please hurry up i've got some serious cash on this tussle
yourusername: how much we talking?
charles_leclerc: i might die and you're checking the wager?
yourusername: because i have faith in you !!!!
yourusername
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yourusername: he's alive and he's a winner! the king of monza can do what he wants
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user35: prince of monaco? king of monza? bro is collecting titles
yourusername: my husband next ๐ค๐ป
charles_leclerc: bet
user36: is ANYONE GOING TO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN THE DUEL
georgerussell63: it was extremely unprofessional and there will be an extensive powerpoint covering how this won't happen again
fernandoalo_oficial: i'll fight you next time george
user37: don't go off TOPIC
charles_leclerc: i out strategised him lol
oscarpiastri: what he means is that he surprised fernando from behind and wouldn't stop hugging him until he agreed that he wouldn't skewer him like a kebab
charles_leclerc: and it worked! now look he's on my boat giving me his blessing
user38: you're telling me charles hugged his way out of the conflict?
user39: perhaps the most babygirl he's ever been
user40: we need the pictures SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL
fernandoalo_oficial: fine, i guess he's okay. i'm not calling him the king of monza though
yourusername: i knew you'd come around
fernandoalo_oficial: i love my daughter SORRY
yourusername: don't lie to me you only calmed down and accepted it because i called in the reinforcements
user41: i'm crying she called babysitters for her dad
yourusername: jenson and mark, idk how you deal with him
jensonbutton: the stress of him and his antics keep me skinny
aussiegrit: i think we're all trauma bonded
charles_leclerc: i'll be the king of monza, if you'll be my queen
charles_leclerc: and i will continue to do what i want
yourusername: i'll be your queen anywhere you want
yourusername: and if doing what you want includes fighting my dad... let's turn it down a lil
charles_leclerc: for you, i'll do anything
fin.
note: here yall go - this was in my drafts half done from monza weekend but life got crazy
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mi bonita - fc43
summary: franco can't stop flirting with a pretty journalist. he has no idea she's lando norris' sister folkie radio: MY FIRST FRANCO FIC!!! that little argentinian man completely charmed me and now i'm obsessed with him. i hope you like this!
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ynnorris summer break was nice, now letโs get back to work ๐
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username1 SO PRETTY
username2 whats up with the norris genes
username3 sheโs pretty, she has a journalism degree and sheโs lando norrisโ sister, it girl
iamrebeccad ๐๐๐
olliebearman Miss youuu
โณ ynnorris youโll see me every weekend next year, formula 1 driver
โณ username1 their friendship >>>>
username4 the superior norris for real
georgerussell63 Ready to be terrorized by you in the media pen for ten more race weekends
โณ ynnorris you love me
โณ username2 HEEEELP ๐ญ
landonorris Letโs gooo
โณ ynnorris no one knows you
โณ username3 best siblings ever
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francolapinto Empieza el sueรฑo ๐ฅบ @williamsracing Canโt wait to bring it to Monza
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username1 VAMOS
username2 okay i like him already
username3 i still miss logan but im so happy for him
williamsracing ๐๐
alex_albon Welcome mate ๐๐
username4 HES SO CUTE HELLO
username5 another latino is just what the grid needed
username6 I STAN
username7 most of you are new to the franco colapinto agenda but iโve been here for a long time yโall are not ready
โณ username1 i canโt wait for people to realize heโs a menace
ynnorris welcome to f1 ๐๐ see you at the media pen!
โณ francolapinto Thatโs what Iโm looking forward to the most ๐ see you hermosa
โณ username1 HELP????
โณ username2 WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
โณ username3 DOES HE KNOW THATS LANDOโS SISTER
โณ username4 oh i canโt wait to see how this unfolds
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ynnorris monza time ๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น
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username1 STUNNING
username2 it girl
carmenmmundt Pretty girl โจโจ
username3 this is how you nepotism
username4 drop the skin care routine queen
yukitsunoda0511 Youโre the only one allowed to interview me ever
โณ yourinstagram ๐ญ๐ญ love you
โณ username1 HEELP
username5 oh to be her
username6 lando and yn norris are the moment
francolapinto ๐๐๐๐
francolapinto Canโt wait to meet you bonita
โณ username1 FRANCO ๐ญ๐ญ
โณ username2 seriously does franco know this is landoโs sister
โณ username3 franco is such a menace and his first race hasnโt even happened yet
โณ username4 SOMEONE MEDIA TRAIN THIS MAN
โณ ynnorris ๐
landonorris ????
โณ ynnorris whatโs your deal
โณ landonorris I donโt get some of these comments
โณ username1 THEYโRE SO ๐ญ
โณ username2 yn lives to piss lando off
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
[la mas bonita= the prettiest] [no hablo ingles= i donโt speak english] [lo siento mucho = im so sorry]
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
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ynnorris does anybody know a good spanish teacher?
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username1 HEEEELP
username2 IT GIRL FR
alexandrasaintmleux ๐๐๐
username3 sheโs going to give lando a heart attack
username4 SHES JUST AS MESSY AS LANDO
redbullracing We see a Redbull ๐
โณ ynnorris omg donโt tell the mclaren admin
username5 @francolapinto go for it dude
maxverstappen1 The drink >>>>
โณ ynnorris donโt let it get to your head
landonorris Carlos and Fernando can teach you no need to look for tEaChErS
โณ username1 HEEEEELPPP
โณ username2 THIS IS SO ๐ญ๐ญ
landonorris or Checo
โณ username1 YOU KNOW ITS BAD WHEN HE SIDES WITH CHECO
ynnorris choosing to ignore my brother thanks !
francolapinto I volunteer ๐๐๐๐
โณ username1 FRANCO ๐ญ
โณ username2 thatโs my boy
โณ username3 HE GOT BALLS
francolapinto La mas bonita ๐
โณ ynnorris ๐๐
โณ username1 LANDO IS GOING TO THROW UP
โณ ynnorris i blocked him
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francolapinto Ready for Baku ๐
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username1 BARKING RN
username2 his first f1 points incoming
username3 how is this man so hot
williamsracing ๐๐๐
username4 ready to watch him rizz yn again
โณ username1 i donโt think heโll do that again lando already called him out ๐ญ
username5 DONT EVER LEAVE THE GRID
olliebearman ๐
username6 hide from lando
carlossainz55 See you there
โณ username1 HELP IM PRETTY SURE LANDO TYPED THIS
landonorris SEE YOU
โณ username2 HE IS SO ANNOYING ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
โณ francolapinto ๐
๐
๐
ynnorris Bonitooooo
โณ username1 PAUSE
โณ username2 SHES AS MESSY AS HIM
โณ francolapinto My heart just stopped ๐
โณ username3 GET A ROOM
โณ landonorris I think both of you should get different jobs
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
[the prettiest interviewer wished me luck so i should do good]
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
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ynnorris baku ! letโs have some fun ๐
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username1 PRETTY GIRLLLL
username2 sheโs wearing blue for williams i donโt make the rules
f1 โค๏ธ
alexandrasaintmleux prettiest โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
username3 FRANCO COLAPOINTS COME ON
username4 she has the coolest job ever
olliebearman ๐๐
username5 notice that lando didnโt like this she fr blocked him ๐ญ
username6 ready to watch franco rizz her left and right again
username7 FRANCO YOU BETTER SCORE POINTS
username8 drop the haircare routine queen
francolapinto ๐๐๐๐
francolapinto La mas bonita
francolapinto This is my new lockscreen
โณ username1 FRANCOOOO
โณ username2 HES SHAMELESS
โณ ynnorris ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
carlossainz55 I showed this comment section to Lando
โณ ynnorris and now youโre blocked too!
โโโโโโโโโ เฑจเง โโโโโโโโโ
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francolapinto What a day in Azerbaijan! Huge thanks to the entire team for their incredible work and strategy. This is just the beginning - we're coming for more! ๐ช
P.S. Special thanks to @/ynnorris for the motivation ๐ and @/landonorris for the... err... brotherly encouragement? ๐
Turns out scoring points is easier than navigating Norris family dynamics
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username1 FRANCO COLAPOINTSSSS
username2 ICONIC
username3 NOT THE NORRIS SHOUTOUT
williamsracing Great day ๐๐
username4 NOW HIM AND YN NEED TO GO ON A DATE
alex_albon Letโs gooo ๐ช
username5 YN NORRIS AND FRANCO COLAPINTO WORLD DOMINATION IDC
username6 if they donโt go on a date istg
username7 THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
username8 franco colapinto let me be your woman
landonorris Youโre still on my watch kid
โณ username1 HEEELP
โณ francolapinto ๐ฉ๐ฉ
ynnorris sooo when are we going on that date?
โณ username1 OMFGGGG YES YES
โณ username2 WE CHEERED
โณ francolapinto Iโll pick you up tomorrow bonita
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ynnorris has added to their stories
francolapinto has added to their stories
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ynnorris heโs a cutieeee what can i say ๐ค
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username1 AHHHHH
username2 IT COUPLE ALREADY
username3 lando is not going to like this ๐ญ
lilymhe ๐ค๐ค
username4 IT HAPPENED
username5 franco is proof that with rizz and a dream you can get anyone
georgerussell63 ๐
username6 THIS MENACES TOGETHER IS THE BEST THING EVER
username7 SOMEONE CHECK ON LANDO
carlossainz55 Lando kindly asks that you unblock him
โณ username1 HEEEELP๐ญ
โณ username2 DONT UNBLOCK HIM YN
โณ ynnorris NEVER
francolapinto Mi bonita ๐๐๐
โณ username1 thatโs his nickname for her ๐ฅบ
โณ username2 LOVE THEM
โณ ynnorris ๐
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