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my mom said she'd bring me thai food on her way home from a different restaurant bc I'm at home studying for a test and couldn't go with them, and my dad talked her out of actually doing it and now the restaurants are basically all closed so I can't even go get it myself. it's a good thing pyrokinesis isn't real or else the rage I feel would be burning the house down right now
#like if you didn't want to just TELL ME#now I have no way to acquire the pad thai I so desperately want#making me feel like a teenager with how I feel about my father right now#rant#my posts
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i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up
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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to
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The cashier at the grocery store had those cute double piercings in the middle of both eyebrows and I was telling her how I liked them and they always reminded me of pierrot clown makeup, and she got excited and knew exactly what I meant, which is great, because imagine if she didn't and I was some random fucking man who was like, "Hey, girl. You're beautiful. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a old French clown with all that metal in your face."
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"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg
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Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life
#in mine she was wearing a wetsuit to go scuba diving with my dad and also had a perm#and she hates that picture but to me she is so beautiful
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Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life
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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.
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couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
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having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now
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oh my god...
so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.
the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.
THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.
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