iamsecretlyabagel
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iamsecretlyabagel · 2 days ago
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iamsecretlyabagel · 2 days ago
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where the fuck did the phrase ‘fits like a glove’ come from. ive never worn a glove that fit perfectly in my entire life.
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iamsecretlyabagel · 3 days ago
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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
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iamsecretlyabagel · 3 days ago
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staring at the costco food sample lady like
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iamsecretlyabagel · 3 days ago
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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happy transmasc icon due to his small stature saturday
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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new comprehensive (long, so sorry) commission post!! i lost my job a couple months ago (turns out the office manager is literally evil and she set me up to get fired on purpose :D) so commissions and my freelance work are my main source of income rn and every single extra comm helps!!
i’ve also been trying to take advantage of my free time and use it to grow as an artist and practice things i normally don’t so i would love to try some more nonstandard comms alongside tattoos!
as always line art only tattoo designs are $50 flat (*edit to say line art only FLASH tattoo designs), full color tattoo designs and everything else offered (portraits in any style, illustrations, posters) are all unique and prices will depend on content so if you’re interested or if you’ve got an idea and you’re not sure i can do it, feel free to shoot me a message for more info!!
examples of my work! (please open the images for full view i’m bad at formatting) ⬇️
posters! from show specific, to movie posters inspired by your fave albums or songs! (does not have to be mcr i just have brain worms)
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tattoos! from small flash designs to full scale, neo trad or line work or anything in between!
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illustrations! full page, comic-inspired, small and stylized (gerard way style inspiration optional!), you name it!
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portraits!! these are my favorite to do and i never get to do them! pencil or painting, if sketchy and painterly are your thing i can do that! if cleaned up and smooth are your thing i can also do that!
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so sorry for the novel length post, i hate doing it as much as you all hate seeing it, but a girl’s gotta pay the bills! tumblr is where i first found my footing as someone who was taking commissions and i’m allergic to social media these days but tumblr still feels as comfy as it did back then and i appreciate everyone who has been kind and supportive to me here over the years!! even reblogs help, thanks y’all!!
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iamsecretlyabagel · 4 days ago
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EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
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iamsecretlyabagel · 5 days ago
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the c in mcr stands for credit card debt
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iamsecretlyabagel · 6 days ago
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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
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iamsecretlyabagel · 6 days ago
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