#can’t you just picture it?

[mollywog]

Johanna narrows her brown eyes at me in hatred. “Lay off her?” she hisses. She steps forward before I can react and slaps me so hard I see stars. “Who do you think got them out of that bleeding jungle for you? You — ” Finnick tosses her writhing body over his shoulder and carries her out into the water and repeatedly dunks her while she screams a lot of really insulting things at me. But I don’t shoot. Because she’s with Finnick and because of what she said, about getting them for me.

[napping-sapphic]

Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane

[johnbitchsociety]

I feel like both internet liberals and leftists have a tendency to reverse-Great Man Theory Ronald Reagan at the expense of any insight into the history of his policies or the conservative movement that led up to him.

[tomatorabbitsticker]

Hori please if you’re listening, let aoyama’s going away party be carnival/amusement park themed and have Izuku sitting on the side being contemplative/clearly upset looking while everyone is playing ringtoss or something. And then have Katsuki come up to him with a crepe and tell him that they need to talk about what’s bothering him. Please please give us soft supportiveness.

[yourlocalabomination]

I am not immune to funny crackships.

+ Bonus

[rakiah]

April Prom Queen & King ✨

[rainbow-rebellion]

Based on this brain melting picture of Katie in a red dress

Tumblr decided to censor and delete my original post, apparently it was a bit too spicy for some people’s liking - but don’t worry, you can still see the full NSFW(ish) version on my twitter - if that link doesn’t work I’ve also added it on pillowfort

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Fat Nuggets: *squealing inconsolably*

Angel: *appearing on scene, prepared to commit a murder* What happened??? Who hurt him??? I swear to satan if any of ya-

Husk: *casually turning the page of his reading material* I said he couldn't have two dinners.

Fat Nuggets: *squealing louder*

[doctorsiren]

Gang I’m seeing Twenty One Pilots today !! 🫶💥

[milolovesbmc]

Based on that one picture of the cat with the same text on it, because I’ve decided that’s literally them :)

[regina-del-cielo]

Maybe it's a 'study finds water is wet' type of thought, but

considering it's an action movie whose overall plot is "immortal warriors Fuck Shit Up™️", I think it's significant that in The Old Guard the thing that makes Copley pull red strings through his Murder Conspiracy Board and say "[Merrick] doesn't care what [Andy]'s done with [her immortality]" is the people they save, not the ones they kill

Most of the Conspiracy Board is him circling random newspaper headlines and faces on old photographs to (more or less realistically) follow the immortals' treck through the world and big historical events. Which is, in-canon, not much different than putting portraits from different centuries next to a picture of Keanu Reeves and saying "they look the same, clearly Reeves is an immortal!"

But then there are the connections. A little girl holding Joe's hand in WW1 becoming the youngest (and first) woman to be awarded a Nobel Prize for Medicine (suck it, Kozak). Or the grandchild of a family that Andy saved from [something] helping people escape from the Khmer Rouge genocide in Cambodia.

They are warriors. They have fought and been in the midst of countless wars, major or minor, throughout history. They must have killed as many people as they saved... and yet.

It's not them taking out a random warlord or dictator or rabidly hateful politician that has tangible repercussions in history. It's the children and families they get out of war zones, save from accidents, protect from natural disasters. People to whom they give a second chance at life, and grow to change the world (or even just their own world), like a mysterious stranger once changed theirs just by holding out a hand or patching a wound.

I don't know I just think it's particularly neat

[napping-sapphic]

Send me every little selfie you take so that i can look at them whenever i miss you

[albino-parakeet]

Ben’s new design is so funny, mainly because of all the jokes about his height.

But like have you seen his dog (ankylosaurus)? I would also be a big, beefy boy If I was taking care of a “dog” (and any of the other dinosaurs) for the past 6-7 years that ranged in weight of 4.8 to 8 metric tons.

(First time trying to draw Ben not great lol but I’ll get the hang of it)

[kuroananosanji]

A lot of one piece viewers hate on certain characters (heavy on Usopp and Sanji) because they don’t fit their framework of a “powerful” character. But the thing is sooo many characters in One Piece are loyal to a fault to their principles, and it just so happens that Usopp/Sanji are the biggest embodiments of this. Yes Usopp can’t abandon the Merry. Sanji can’t kick Kalifa. And this might’ve ended up dragging the fight down but the key message Oda wants to send is that your friends can do what you can’t, right? It’s why Oda chose Nami to fight Kalifa for Sanji instead, because she’s been in a situation where her friends had to do what she couldn’t for her. Even Luffy turned on Zoro in Whiskey Peak when he thought he harmed his friends, a person’s principles are just THAT important in One Piece.

[itspileofgoodthings]

one big thing I’ve learned by 29 is that the Plan, the God’s Plan of it all I mean, is bigger than me and not just bigger than me but also bigger than my understanding of narrative threads and their limitations. And it’s bigger even than just a simple paradox, turning-on-their-head thing way of being bigger. It’s just so vast. And there is so much room for surprise and possibility and hope in that reality.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Club Songs I Think Would Make Each Adult Member of the Bad Batch Go CRAZY

Hunter- “Hotel Room Service”

Wrecker- “Gasolina”

Tech- “Rasputin”

Crosshair- “No Hands”

Echo- “Yeah!”