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Anyways, to distract myself from The Horrors™️ I started a series on TikTok that will be an in depth look at Ibizan Hounds

If you like hearing people talk about their special interests, especially if you also like niche dog breeds, hit me up @ ianthehounds

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im like a sighthound the way i love to just lay around

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Sometimes she’s a pretty little gremlin

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Capitalism and greed create too many unnatural buckets.

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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This is Noodle. She made several children start crying today because they've never seen a dog as shaped as she is.

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Ozzie's 2024 Part 5

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Oh my word

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Art by Danijela Antunović

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Oh look it's a lurcher

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Horses are easy to draw and their anatomy makes perfect sense

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On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions  of Gonzo the Great: Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it. 

But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?

Don’t eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.

Don’t tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.

Winning a human’s favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.

If you must anger them, carry a cage of X’arvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.

This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.

Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.

Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are like “I dare you to ask a human to take you to Earth”.

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Always gotta love Hilda and her pumpkins.

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You will get farther in one week paying close, nonjudgmental attention to the unmet needs underlying your "bad" behavior than you will in a year of punishing yourself and demanding you become a different person. I'm right shut up.

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this is how the legs are supposed to be assembled, yeah?