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#tadc#tadc kinger#tadc episode 3#don’t fucking talk to me#the amazing digital circus#i can’t handle this
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lmao this was in april and i didnt see it whattt
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions#but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death#the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy#I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan#annabeth chase#percy jackson#percy series#camp half blood#pjo hoo toa#some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys#like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary#but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise
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nanami likes to take pictures of you when he finds you looking especially pretty.
his camera roll is filled with photos of you; smiling at the camera, waving at the camera, winking, giving a silly little pose, unaware of the camera, holding the camera in an attempt to hide from it and a lot more than that.
and kento likes to swipe through them whenever he misses you a little too much, meaning — his fingers itch to the hidden folder, where he has put some pictures of you he has taken when he found you not just beautiful, but ethereal.
the tips of his ears turn red as soon as his eyes start roaming through the little squares, having learned by heart which one is which and able to recognise the day and date it was taken on without checking.
it’s a goldmine — dozens of photos that he has taken just because he thought you looked criminally beautiful; too sinful and inviting not to revisit the moment, however his favourite will always be the picture he took when you first blew him.
a cheeky smile on your face and visible hunger in your glossy eyes as you held his dick in your palm. the smeared red lipstick on your lips, the way you felt his cock’s weight against your cheek, soft hand caressing it in a way that made nanami go crazy — oh, you knew what you were doing and he was so fucking in for it.
#– len writes ✨#i want nanami to fuck me in ways i can’t even imagine#kento nanami x reader#kento nanami#nanami kento x you#nanami fluff#nanami kento x#nanami kento x reader#jjk nanami#nanami kento x y/n#i love love love nanami kento#nanami kento#kento x reader#kento nanami x you#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#nanami x reader
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literally how is it fucking real
#i can’t breathe#gharial#why the hell#how#like how#someone answer me#the nose?? the posture??#i don’t get it#biology#shep speaks#i guess#like what the fuck#crocodilian#500
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honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???
like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers
#like anything I want to be true is and no one can stop me#if I want my gay little characters to be gay and happy then I can ignore everything preventing it#Bruce being a good dad#canon to me#jason has ptsd and is working on it? canon#the batfamily is a family? canon bc I say so#Alfred is alive and well and actually is immortal#timkon#stephcass#jayroy#all canon to me and the fucked up dc continuity can’t do shit#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#jason Todd#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth
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Me when tragic siblings:
#I’m feeling things don’t judge me#mara sov#uldren sov#crow destiny#obi wan and anakin#star wars prequels#ahsoka tano#anakin and ahsoka#there’s probably more#but I can’t think of them rn#Oh god the fucking hive trio too#savathûn#oryx the taken king#xivu arath#vash the stampede#millions knives#trigun#hayakawa trio#zuko#Azula#atla#i fucking miss my brother#he’s an asshole#but he’s still my brother
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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Nothing’s worse than when you’re talking to someone about character nuances and they refuse to take their shipping goggles off bc I said “oh yeah I think these two could have a really interesting dynamic if it was explored” and they went “well I ship this character with someone else so…” like bro I said they could have a compelling relationship, not that I wanted them to fuck nasty style
#texting my patience#edit: if you take this as me being anti-fuck nasty… you don’t even know me…#you don’t even know how pro-fuck nasty I am and yet#it’s annoying to be talking about something and have someone shut the convo down because they can’t handle other possible dynamics
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She’s the most like me
#dungeon meshi#aj art#chilchuck#meijack#chilchuck backstory stuff#dungeon meshi spoilers#Sort of ?? Is it?#AHA. Ahah sh shsh sl#sjchdjjfv#THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONNGGGG#I was thinking. About how Chilchuck would feel about Mei doing lockpick work#Since he mentions that and even recommends her to Laios in case he dies#So I was like. Idk I thought that was really interesting#Bc I can’t imagine that his initial response to her career goals was positive#Given his own experiences as an adventurer being so very Bad#Like his ass aged a decade in two years#So I wanted to draw what I thought that initial reaction would’ve been#anywayy
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Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃
#yeah yeah hashtag notallamericans or whatever the fuck#I’m just irritated watching people whine or centre themselves#like sorry your clothes smell like smoke gladys but people have lost their fucking homes#and the government does fuck all for indigenous communities#so you know who’s gonna end up getting more aid#but sure brad can’t go out for his usual morning jog because of the canadians#also all these fucking news articles making ir about america as if canada has somehow done this on purpose out of spite#someone buy me a punching bag for my birthday thanks#artschoolrambles
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#cartoon me#my art#my gifs#can’t stand his ass lol#tw flashing#don’t know if I should tag it as that but just in case#id in alt text#get rekt ya triangle fuck#it’s been low-key kind of bothering me that some are trying to make him sympathetic#probably an unpopular opinion#but he does NOT deserve redemption#let him rot in therapy forever#I’m a firm believer he doesn’t want to be redeemed#and also let villains just be villains#sorry rant over#queue
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God the rogue proposal is going to live in my head rent free for a while. Rogue isn’t a good liar!! He doesn’t lie at all during the episode. Any deception or mystery around him is that he just doesn’t say much, and when he does, he doesn’t give details. That shit was genuine (because everything he does is genuine) and it throws the doctor (guy whose primary hobby is Lying) COMPLETELY off guard I’m going to think about it for a million years
#I’ve seen a lot of posts referencing rogue’s ‘facade’ or ‘act’ but he doesn’t lie!!! he’s bad at improv!!!#he’s just genuinely like this. he’s an introvert. he’s a fucking nerd.#representation for characters who can’t lie but are still Cool just like me for real#dw spoilers#doctor who rogue#Doctor who
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#“cal shut up you’re exaggerating”#no i’m not. fuck you.#i get to have lgbtq opinions on mario characters#and you can’t stop me!!!!#genderfluid#kamek#kamek koopa#super mario bros#mario#mario and luigi#mario and luigi dream team#actually why am i defending myself. this is the website that made bowuigi. lmao
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Me after episode two of MisMag2: wow that sure got crazy and intense and hilarious. But surely it will be quickly resolved in the next episode and Evan will be alright. They wouldn’t let anything TOO terrible happen to him right now because that would be a CRAZY tone shift
Me at the beginning of episode 3:
#I can’t fucking believe this#she really did that#they really did that#HASN’T THIS BOY SUFFERED ENOUGH 😭😭😭😭#I’m beginning to think Evan and possibly actual human Brennan is Aabria’s blorbo that she loves putting in Situations#Erika said I can fix him and Aabria said I can make him worse (dead)#dimension 20#dimension 20 misfits and magic#misfits and magic#d20#d20 mismag#don’t mind me
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Our boy looks so done here 😂
#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens 2#good omens fandom#ineffable idiots#crowley x aziraphale#anthony j crowley#good omens crowley#crowley and aziraphale#good omemes#he’s so aggravated#sassy#seriously aziraphale what the fuck#crowly x aziraphale#ineffable#ineffable spouses#ineffable partners#ineffeble husbands#seriously a married couple argument#help me I can’t stop
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