#can you tell I’m bored at work
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divercitizen · 9 days ago
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AU where the X-men all work at a dental office and Ororo’s a receptionist who has to learn to work with the new hire, Kurt.
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iamjusttheplanets · 1 year ago
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i feel like i never talk to any of my mutuals so. hi. how is everyone?
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ungarmax · 1 year ago
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i bought dinner for myself and @perniciouslizard !
got my first paycheck today at new job. what should i blow it on?
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g0tmilkx3 · 3 months ago
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Elphaba we can see you???
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mirensiart · 4 months ago
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Speaking of the chain and ages, this has absolutely no importance to the au, but when I write/draw the chain these are the ages I imagine them to be
wind: 13 (he says he’s almost 14 in canon but that is teenager speak for “I turned 13 like 2 months ago” lol)
four and hyrule: 16
legend: 17
sky: 20
twilight: 24
warriors: 27
time: 30
wild: 117 (lmao joking, he’s 17)
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“But miry”, you say, “how is wild 17 if he’s post botw, shouldn’t he be older like at least 18”
I look at you dead in the eyes while I take a drag from my cigarette, “the wild in my mind is from the speed runner playthroughs”
you look at me with confusion in your eyes, “what do you mean?”
I shake my head, chuckling softly, “he defeated calamity ganon naked and with a stick, that’s what I mean. It took him a day” I drop my cigarette to the ground and step on in while I walk into the sunset
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gwalch-mei · 2 months ago
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who up le morting thine arthur
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bisexualvampires · 8 months ago
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vintage lestat merch is so expensive 😭 get his ass on tour again
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cockworkangels · 2 months ago
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i’m at the point where i’ve stopped caring about supernatural discourse except of course when it’s something that i have a lot of opinions about and all the arguments opposing what i think get under my skin
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mostlybroadway · 4 months ago
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has anyone done jegulus gatsby au yet?? feels like the perfect combo
(amending this to say that if no one has done it, i guess i have to)
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bitchapalooza · 2 years ago
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Fruk is toxic yaoi
Gerita is stereotypical yaoi
Sufin is whatever the hell Free! was supposed to be
HRE/Veneziano is doomed yaoi
Spaus is divorced yaoi
Romerica is
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seasononesam · 2 years ago
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Thinking about Sam in season one …
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stxrdust-widow · 2 days ago
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Upon further examination, the most unrealistic part about the X-Files is actually not the amount of times Scully is in the hospital, but actually how Scully consistently has a gown that fits her in every hospital setting.
In my experience at my hospital (as a nurse, not a patient), most every little old lady practically drowns in our one-size-fits-all gowns. If we put poor Scully in all of her 5’2 glory into one, it’d be dragging on the ground around her.
I am now convinced that after reviewing all the evidence (the gowns fitting both Mulder and Scully quite well) that they do in fact have Dr Scully in pediatric gowns (lmao).
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(Artistic rendition for scale heheh)
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thatsrightice · 1 year ago
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F-14 FUN FACT OF THE DAY #51
In August 1990, at the very beginning of Operation Desert Shield, two F-14 Tomcats were sent to agressively intercept an unidentified fast-moving aircraft. The US Navy was currently on high alert with F-14 Tomcats flying 24/7 to protect Navy boats in the Persian Gulf following an incident where an Iraqi Dassault Falcon 50 "Suzanne", a busines jet outfitted with advanced weapons systems and radars, had attacked a US frigate. The USS Stark had been hit by two anti-ship missiles, killing 37 crew and injuring many others.
With the tensions among US Naval ships high, the two F-14s quickly locked onto the unidentified aircraft. Their systems were unable to identify it as it was flying at a very high altitude, so David "Hey Joe" Parson, an F-14 RIO flying in one of the Tomcats, pulled a camera with a 300 mm lens out of his backpack. Using the camera as a spyglass of sorts, he was able to easily identify the silhouette of a Concorde (and take this picture).
They let the Concorde continue on its way :)
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youronlybean · 6 months ago
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Been loving all the “Hey PR2!” questions lately, so I guess I’ll throw my hat in the ring:
Hey PR2, which member of PR1 do you feel you are most like, personality-wise?
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deathsmallcaps · 6 months ago
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I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.
Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.
#vent#I’m working on it but I cry after like 5+ concentrated minutes of disappointment from bosses and such#we’re staying late because she observed yesterday but#but just like last week she thought my planning period was *at the wrong spot*#it turns out that I did tell her wrong twice FUCK#BUT THERE WAS ALSO ONE TIME I DID TELL HER RIGHT I SWEAR. PLUS I TOLD HER LAST WEEK IN PERSON. I COMBED THROIGH MY EMAILS#I just sent an email with all the correct information so hopefully that resolves the issue#I cried for like two days last week. her criticism is fairly valid but alsoooooo I’m trying to work with my partner Teachers values& methods#WHICH THE OBSERVOR ESPOUSED. last week she was like ‘omg your partner teacher is the best omg you better treat her as the great resource#that she is’ and meanwhile I like my partner teacher but her methods are boring and teacher centered#she swears it’s how she gets through to these kids and I can see that#like by tenth grade a huge change in educational structure would probably be more distracting than helpful for the better part of a year to#these kids#especially since I’m here for maybe a month.#not worth fucking these kids over#and considering the students get to use their notes on tests im just. kind of blanking on better ideas???#even the kids in the ‘smart’ periods are so hesitant with so many math skills#I just want to fix it but I’m basically at the end of the process. idk#my cashier job made me come in on my day off (I did clock in) to get criticized#idk how to stand up about this with a woman who can decide whether I pass or not but god I hope this isn’t going to be a pattern#she didn’t have ONE fucking good thing to say about me last week#my mom suggested that I ask for a compliment when I’m near tears because that might stave off any tears#I’m hoping her method works
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asmidge · 2 years ago
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Dethklok as Webkinz Plushies
Nathan:
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Pickles:
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Murderface:
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Skwisgaar:
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Toki:
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MAGNUS BONUS:
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Magnus is the webkinz milk cat because he already looks like he’s been covered in milk and slammed against a wall 💕
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