#can you tell I’m bored at work

[divercitizen]

AU where the X-men all work at a dental office and Ororo’s a receptionist who has to learn to work with the new hire, Kurt.

[iamjusttheplanets]

i feel like i never talk to any of my mutuals so. hi. how is everyone?

[ungarmax]

i bought dinner for myself and @perniciouslizard !

got my first paycheck today at new job. what should i blow it on?

[g0tmilkx3]

Elphaba we can see you???

[mirensiart]

Speaking of the chain and ages, this has absolutely no importance to the au, but when I write/draw the chain these are the ages I imagine them to be

wind: 13 (he says he’s almost 14 in canon but that is teenager speak for “I turned 13 like 2 months ago” lol)

four and hyrule: 16

legend: 17

sky: 20

twilight: 24

warriors: 27

time: 30

wild: 117 (lmao joking, he’s 17)

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“But miry”, you say, “how is wild 17 if he’s post botw, shouldn’t he be older like at least 18”

I look at you dead in the eyes while I take a drag from my cigarette, “the wild in my mind is from the speed runner playthroughs”

you look at me with confusion in your eyes, “what do you mean?”

I shake my head, chuckling softly, “he defeated calamity ganon naked and with a stick, that’s what I mean. It took him a day” I drop my cigarette to the ground and step on in while I walk into the sunset

[gwalch-mei]

who up le morting thine arthur

[bisexualvampires]

vintage lestat merch is so expensive 😭 get his ass on tour again

[cockworkangels]

i’m at the point where i’ve stopped caring about supernatural discourse except of course when it’s something that i have a lot of opinions about and all the arguments opposing what i think get under my skin

[mostlybroadway]

has anyone done jegulus gatsby au yet?? feels like the perfect combo

(amending this to say that if no one has done it, i guess i have to)

[bitchapalooza]

Fruk is toxic yaoi

Gerita is stereotypical yaoi

Sufin is whatever the hell Free! was supposed to be

HRE/Veneziano is doomed yaoi

Spaus is divorced yaoi

Romerica is

[seasononesam]

Thinking about Sam in season one …

[stxrdust-widow]

Upon further examination, the most unrealistic part about the X-Files is actually not the amount of times Scully is in the hospital, but actually how Scully consistently has a gown that fits her in every hospital setting.

In my experience at my hospital (as a nurse, not a patient), most every little old lady practically drowns in our one-size-fits-all gowns. If we put poor Scully in all of her 5’2 glory into one, it’d be dragging on the ground around her.

I am now convinced that after reviewing all the evidence (the gowns fitting both Mulder and Scully quite well) that they do in fact have Dr Scully in pediatric gowns (lmao).

(Artistic rendition for scale heheh)

[thatsrightice]

F-14 FUN FACT OF THE DAY #51

In August 1990, at the very beginning of Operation Desert Shield, two F-14 Tomcats were sent to agressively intercept an unidentified fast-moving aircraft. The US Navy was currently on high alert with F-14 Tomcats flying 24/7 to protect Navy boats in the Persian Gulf following an incident where an Iraqi Dassault Falcon 50 "Suzanne", a busines jet outfitted with advanced weapons systems and radars, had attacked a US frigate. The USS Stark had been hit by two anti-ship missiles, killing 37 crew and injuring many others.

With the tensions among US Naval ships high, the two F-14s quickly locked onto the unidentified aircraft. Their systems were unable to identify it as it was flying at a very high altitude, so David "Hey Joe" Parson, an F-14 RIO flying in one of the Tomcats, pulled a camera with a 300 mm lens out of his backpack. Using the camera as a spyglass of sorts, he was able to easily identify the silhouette of a Concorde (and take this picture).

They let the Concorde continue on its way :)

[youronlybean]

Been loving all the “Hey PR2!” questions lately, so I guess I’ll throw my hat in the ring:

Hey PR2, which member of PR1 do you feel you are most like, personality-wise?

[deathsmallcaps]

I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.

Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.

[asmidge]

Dethklok as Webkinz Plushies

Nathan:

Pickles:

Murderface:

Skwisgaar:

Toki:

MAGNUS BONUS:

Magnus is the webkinz milk cat because he already looks like he’s been covered in milk and slammed against a wall 💕