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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

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Chapter 6 was just published!

When best friends Catalina and Topher find themselves stranded in a forest, they’re more frustrated by the inconvenience of being lost than anything else. But it’s soon revealed there’s more going on than meets the eye, and the two will have to race against time if they want to make it out alive.

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I was worried about an incident that happened at work that I assumed was my fault so I went to talk to the assistant manager, and she straight up told me that “it wasn’t my fault and I straight-up saved her and the manager’s hides today.”

Anyway I hope they don’t fire me.

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He haunts me in my dreams, I see flashes of him out of the corner of my eye.

Once you see him, there is no escape from the boy with the flesh hat.

Be glad you’re not in this dimension.

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, i’m jean and fred

text ID under cut:

lasik (scott): 1) gifted kid burnout + eldest sibling syndrome 2) leader by choice(..?) 3) “this is fine.”

mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation

fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations

:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ‘omg’ and ‘ttyl’ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!

skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!

e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots

“””team leader””” (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth

actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention

toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn

bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts

scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh

hey it’s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures

professor clean (xavier): 1) “hello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all

grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer

weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love 😊😊😊 or else

mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons

another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) “gay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children

magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children

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x men doodles

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wheezing at this reddit post

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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

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Bobby being silly 3hr youtube compilation !

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call me Kevin Bacon because I’m footlosing it

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The only person I’d accept an X-mail from:

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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Sometimes I am Erik. Sometimes I am Hank. Today I am both.

this is my WWE 🙂‍↕️🤚

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Just found the rough start of an x-men fic in my notes app—all that happened was Alex woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick, went to the kitchen to get water and decided to take a nap on the kitchen floor. And then Raven found him and was like “bro what are you doing?”

And that was it. Don’t remember what on earth I had planned plot wise, I don’t even remember writing it TBH.

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she’s everything. she’s just green.

I had a dream last night that they made a Barbie wicked movie, Barbie was Glinda and Raquel was Elphabah, but they called her Raquelphaba 😭

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If you have to use single use plastics bc of disability I love you. I love you and your existence is not bad, you deserve to live.