#can i ahks you a question

[im-ovulating]

(A/n: Why did nobody tell me Rami Malek's back is this delicious?)

(First Ahk post go brr!!)

Word Count: 1,198

Summary- The morning after your first night as Ahkmenrah's wife

Warnings: Masturbation, Blowjob, Overall, just a soft yet horny morning

Age Rating: 18+ Minors DNI

Morning After: First Life! Ahkmenrah x Fem! Reader

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Sunlight filters through the thin fabric of the curtains, illuminating the room and with it, the dark of your closed eyes. It feels far too early to be this bright, though you know that's probably due to the lack of sleep you got during the night. The thought brings a smile to your face; remembering that just to your side is the love of your life. Your lover… Your soulmate… Your husband… Your Pharaoh.

The steady weight of him next to you paired with the heat radiating off of him and the memory of the night before has a different warmth curling in your core like a snake rearing its head back waiting for the right time to strike. It's believed that the Pharaohs of Egypt are living gods, half man, half god- direct connections to the Gods of the lands and skies. You already regarded Pharaohs as such, but last night only strengthened your belief in the ideology. There was no way a mere man should be able to move his hips in the way that the man next to you can.

The serpent coils hopelessly tighter as your mind wanders to how he coaxed you through orgasm after orgasm as though it were nothing. His hips, his fingers, even his tongue drawing you over the edge time after time until you could take it no more. Making you hold on just long enough for him to finish as well; his hot seed swarming your insides as if it didn't belong anywhere but deep inside of you. You clench at the memory of the possessiveness of his growl as he had stilled inside of you.

Your thighs tense and your breath hitches as your hand trails it's way to your heated core, lightly rubbing at the swollen bundle of nerves. The lingering sensitivity from the abuse it took just hours prior steers you closer to release quicker than normal. Your labored breaths are the only sound in the quiet of your bed chamber. Tighter and tighter the asp coils, in time with the meek whimpers that have started to escape you.

"Ra above... You are absolutely divine, my Queen." The serpent strikes, lashing out with such intensity your vision goes white and you have to slap your hand over your mouth as you cry out in pleasure. "Ahk~"

In your lust-induced state, you had failed to take note of your husband waking up just in time to watch you cream all over your hand. His voice pushing you into the euphoric arms of Hathor. Your release drips onto the pristine, white bedsheets as you catch your breath.

Ahkmenrah slides an arm under you to pull you to his chest. "What did I do to deserve waking up to such a spectacle?"

You finally open your eyes, unable to help the heat that spreads across your cheeks at his question. Mind still muddy with fading orgasmic haze, all you can muster is a hum as you wiggle deeper into his hold, your own arms wrapping around his waist. You can feel his arousal pressing against your naval, but he doesn't seem bothered enough to do anything about it. Instead, Ahkmen starts tracing seemingly random designs along your exposed skin, content to just lay with you; it takes you a second to realize that he's tracing the marks he left on your skin. Surely, beautiful shades of red and purple by now.

"Are you hurting?" His voice stays soft as he doubles around what you can only assume is a fairly sized mark.

The thought makes you proud; proud that he chose you to be the one to carry his marks, to rule by his side, to love, but also proud that you now have physical representation that you belong to him; no matter how temporary -they can always be replaced. You don't bother to try to hide how warm and fuzzy the notion of belonging to Ahkmenrah makes you as you place gentle kisses along his collarbone.

"I'm a little sore," you admit, nuzzling his neck, "but it's a welcomed ache, I assure you."

He physically deflates a little, his relief showing in the form of a reassured sigh.

"I'm glad," Ahkmen murmurs into your hair as he pulls you in tighter.

He shifts and you're made all too aware of his hard length resting against your stomach once more. He may be able to stifle his needs but you are not so patient. Wordlessly, you shift down, sliding between the silk sheets until you're face to face with his excitement.

"Love?" Ahkmenrah lifts the covers only to groan at the sight of you already looking up at him with big doe eyes.

He took such good care of you last night -this morning as well considering just the thought of him was enough to get yourself off to- so it's only fair that you take care of him now. Without breaking eye contact, you open your mouth to let your tongue slide against his already dripping slit. The noise that falls from his lips is absolutely sinful; shifting closer you take the dark tip of his member into your mouth, gently suckling on the head.

He sucks in a sharp breath as you start to take more and more of him into your mouth with each bob of your head. The corners of your lips turn up at the sight of your husband falling apart from just your mouth. His hands are fisting the sheets beneath him as ragged breaths puff from his slack jaw. His intense gaze is still locked on you.

Taking his still open eyes as a challenge, you double down on your efforts; hands bracing on his thighs, you take a deep breath and swallow down as much of his cock as you can before he hits the back of your throat.

All at once, his hand comes up to grip your hair as his head slams against his pillow. A guttural groan rips its way through his chest, deep and rough, that sends a shock of arousal through your core and has you slicking yet again. The sight of him has your eyes rolling back as you moan around his length.

The hand in your hair tries to pull you off as he warns you of his pending release but you push deeper, hollowing your cheeks and running your tongue along the underside of his phallus. There's a slight buck of his hips before his salty spend is filling your mouth and spilling out the corners. You pull off with a pop, opening your mouth to show him the fluid on your tongue before swallowing with a smirk.

"Gods, you're going to be the death of me, my love." Ahk pulls you up to press a searing kiss to your swollen lips.

"A death worthy for a Pharaoh," you tease when you separate for air, voice slightly hoarse.

His hearty laugh fills the silence of the room before he kisses you again. This time softer, taking his time to coax your mouth open as your bodies mold together, two puzzle pieces united at last.

"There's no other death I would prefer~"

[kaiasky]

Some drama from a small corner of the internet, thx to my partner:

Plants Vs Zombies Heroes is a shockingly-good hearthstonelike released in 2016 and last updated in 2017. It has seen continued modest popularity, you can usually find a couple of people online at any time, 100+ when streamers are playing or in discord organized events. Vods from popular streamers usually get 10k views so this is a small but pretty healthy community.

Community consensus is also that this is pretty well balanced. Aggro, midrange, & control are all ~viable for both plants and zombies, t2 or offmeta strategies regularly take games off t1 strategies, etc. Most ppl have been playing long enough to have all the cards or there's a way to set up an AHK script to watch ads for you while you sleep to earn packs

Then, this:

HUH!?!!

This gets rolled out really weirdly. Somebody leaks balance changes and broadly everyone is like "???". Weird fake or hypothetical wishlist of balance changed ig? but no. a few days later it goes live. On ios only--as of now android hasn't updated and I'm not sure when/if it will

I'm not good at game but broadly the balance update is 1. nerfs to plants, particularly aggro 2. buffs to zombies, particularly lategame 3. A lot of card draw is now "summon a random card from the card pool" instead of deck 4. One zombie had creature type "clock pet zombie" and now it's just "pet zombie" rip

Also it's buggy as hell. Winter melon, which freezes a random zombie, instead freezes a random plant. There's a zombie who depletes the enemy super meter just by existing in ur hand.

There's a lot of rumors idk the truth of

- this balance patch was planned in 2019-20 and they forgot about it so the meta it's intended to patch is 5 yrs stale

- you can just not update and choose to play the old meta forever(?)

- popcap is making an intentionally bad update to drive players away so they have an excuse to shut down servers

Beyond a pretty universal sentiment that this patch fucked the balance bigtime, i think there's a broader question of like. popcap has been ignoring the game for 7 yrs. A lot of people have issues with the meta but i think they like the stability that no updates brings. Some people are really excited that this could indicate the possibility of new updates and maybe even new booster sets, while for others, adding new cards (even if they were fun well designed etc) would be change to something that was seemingly stable

anyways. thats ur random subculture drama update. If i got anything wrong I'll edit it so if this is a reblog mayb check the original post and/or replies

[waterlilyspad]

The Horseman's bride Chapter 1 (PART 2) Calm before the storm.

Yay I figured it out :)

No warnings this time only wholesome stuff

“I believe her name is Misty” he says before clicking a few times, on call the creature flies down and perches on his left shoulder as he scratches the little bird’s collar. “Good girl.” He purrs as you sit up, the bird clacks and coo’s before flicking its head in your direction, its yellow eyes pierce your soul. “Oh no way, it’s like your horse!” You exclaim as he laughs “She is my horse.” You pause before asking “Sorry for all the questions, how is that thing your horse.” You ask as he lifts his finger to stop you. “Think of a memory of any creature of the earth you live in, a companion perhaps or something small, preferably something that can fit in here.” He asks as you do just that, but as you try to think of something good your brain kinda wanders after he says the word small. As a child you ran to the bathroom during a game of hide and seek. Running behind the door you close it and turn off the lights before flopping into the bathtub, as you peer out a set of eyes stare back at you from in front of the door. You remember being so afraid as a kid, you kept completely quiet and in the dark waiting for the mystery person to blink, that is until your cousin came barging in, flicking the light on. “Found you!” He yelled as you screamed, but just as he flung the door open a leafy life insect came fluttering around the bathroom, landing on the curtain, and a pair of bright eyes decorated its wings. You blink and hovering down onto the bed an emperor moth lands in front of you, standing on the comforter. “Woah.” You say in a whisper as the rider stands and cups the moth in his hands “Misty’s my best friend, she’s been the only one who’s stayed with me all these years.” He explains as you smile. “I know the feeling, I have a dog at home, well my parents have a dog at home named Peanut.” Before you can finish the sentence a Shiba Inu jumps down from the rider’s arms and runs in circles, you smile ear to ear. “Pean- I mean misty, here girl!” You beckon as the dog obeys jumping into your lap as the tray goes flying. “Oh crap!” You yell as the rider flies forward and grabs the whole thing before the bowl even has a chance to fall, he towers over you holding the tray as you peer up with Misty in your arms. “Sorry.” You apologize as he chuckles “It’s quite alright.” He reassures, he straightens up before walking with the tray back to the kitchen.

As you scruff and play with Misty you can’t help but realize you’re still wearing your clothes from the day previous, your skinny jeans have been torn and muddied and your long sleeve top also suffered the same abuse, you feel sticky, and the warmth of the covers don’t seem to help either. “Uhm, do you have a shower I can use?” You ask as he turns, “I have a bath if that’s what you're asking, but you should dry wash considering your injury.” He explains as you shift your legs under the covers. “Oh…yeah…” You say quietly. “I’ll get some water ready, let’s get you up and moving in the meanwhile shall we.” He says walking up to you shooing misty away as she hops off the cot. You sit up and swing your legs over the side, your feet touching the wooden floor as you take a moment. “Hold on, I almost forgot! wait just a moment please.” He heeds before walking out of sight. You hear a door close as you tap your foot on the ground. Quiet remains and soon a few minutes go by. “Okay I think he just left.” You say out loud at misty trots over to you and flops down by your feet. A few more minutes go by, and you decide enough is enough, I’m getting to that bathroom, also because nature is starting to call. You lift yourself up using the small rickety chair from earlier but when you do a quick pain shoot through your ankle and up your leg. “Ahk!” You exclaim as your leg nearly gives out, just before you hit the floor a pair of hands grab you up. “I told you to wait!” He says, you jump in your skin as he holds you from behind, where the hell did, he come from?! “Oh my god how did you do that?!” You ask as he grumbles “Please Audrey if we’re in this together you have to trust me.” He explained as you retorted. “I’d trust you if you didn’t say be right back then leave!” You argue as he sat you down on the chair. “I had to grab these from the outdoor shed.” He explained to you before grabbing two wooden crutches from the wall next to you two. “It's been a while since I’ve had to use them alright. It took some time to find them so, I guess you're right, I’m sorry.” He says as you sigh “It’s alright.” You say as he comes up to you, you hold one crutch under your arm as he holds your other arm. Slowly you both rise before he hands you the other crutch, “Slowly now.” He says softly his large hand smoothing over your back and to your shoulder. You struggle a little, but the support gives you just a little more confidence to move, you take slow steps, your right leg raised

to avoid stepping with it, “Oof yeah haven’t done this since I was a kid I guess.” You say nervously as he follows along with you forward. “You’ve done this before, haven't you?” He asks as you sigh “yeah fell down a slide the wrong way and boom emergency room it was.” You explain as he laughs, you're not sure he knows what either of those mean. “You’ll have to tell me about it later.” He says with a light laugh as you chuckle.

After some hobbling and help from the rider you find yourself sitting on a small stool in the bathroom, fiddling with your long sleeve shirt as you yank it off with a temper,”Rhh! Ahh! Finally!” You huff before the same is done with your bra. “Oookay now to get…my pants … off… Ughh..” You groan out loud and after some considerable fighting you manage to tear your skinny jeans off, dirt and dried mud hit the floor as you shiver. “Ugh! I slept like this!” You say to yourself as you begin to notice the spatters of mud, dried blood, and the smell of heavy exercise radiate off of you. Grabbing hold of the water bucket, the rider managed to even boil some water for you, slowly you begin to wring your towel, you rinse off first doing your best to avoid your right ankle, slowly scrubbing off the grim feels exquisite. You sigh in relief as the warm towel runs over your arm. Soon bruises and other small cuts not previously known make themselves known, it’s also at this time when you realize just how much you hurt yourself. But if you're a soul? How are you sustaining these injuries, as you think about that you begin to wonder, do my clothes also have a soul why are they here? You wonder, what about my shoes? Or my socks? None of this is making sense but considering some of the ghostly apparitions you saw last night were also dawning wears of their time it would stand to reason that perhaps, it’s not a matter of soul but something else you don’t completely understand yet. You have so many questions but already feel bad using the rider as your walking Wikipedia. “Guess it’ll have to stay a mystery.” You say with a sigh drying yourself off with a dry towel. 

After drying you sigh with relief, you feel like a new Audrey. But soon the relief washes to panic as you begin to realize the obvious, your face grows red. “I don’t have any clean clothes!” You jerk as you yank the towel over you, looking over to the door. “Craaap..uhhh..” You groan, gritting your teeth, you remain seated on the stool as you fight with asking him, giving in you nervously but audibly ask out loud. “Hey guy, you still there?” You ask as the voice on the other side answers, “Present, is something the matter?” The rider is sitting in front of the bathroom door at your voice he sits up from leaning against the wall. “Nothing’s wrong just…You have any clothes to spare?” You ask as he goes quiet. “Oh right.” He says on the other side as you toy with the hem of the towel. “I’ll find some, they’ll be mine, but it’ll do for now if you don’t mind.” He asks as you reply “No! Yeah, I mean! Go ahead…ahh dammit.” You say your ears feel hot, he’s a pretty big guy, maybe one of his tunics can serve as a dress. He knocks a few times before opening the door slightly and sliding in a pair of clothes. “Here love trying those and let me know if they don’t fit your needs.” He explains before shutting the door. “Thank you!” You reply before scooting the stool and yourself over toward the pile. You throw on an oversized button up tunic, it tents you like an oversized nightgown. “I knew it, hmm.” You say out loud before scanning the room, you come across a black belt sitting on top of the pair of enormous pants, picking it up you wrap it around your waist, now the outfit’s coming together you think. A little more confident, you speak up again. “I’m ready now!” You say as he opens the door slightly. “Are you decent?” he asks as you laugh “Yup! As decent as it gets!” You say as he opens the door, he pauses standing in the doorway taking in the sight of you, seeing how you’ve styled the tunic he gave you into a dress. “Had to get a little creative, well as creative as you can be with just a belt and an oversized t-shirt.” You say sarcastically as he clears his throat. “Yes that's…” He sees your exposed legs, the bottom of the shirt just barely covering your knees, you give him a look, he continues “That’s very nice, it’s different.” He says as he hands you your crutches, he kneels next to you as the two of you stand, you don’t see it but for a moment his attention from looking down at you catches on the way the fabric drapes on your chest and before the form is even visible he looks straight on ahead at the door while helping you rise. 

Together he leads you back to the cot and assures you that you’ll be safe here while he runs some errands. “Misty’s going to come with me, but at any moment Audrey if you're in any distress, call me by any name you can think of, and I’ll be there.” He explains before getting up, “Okay! Anything, hmm we’ll I’ll think of some good names for you while you're gone.” You say as he laughs. “No, you won't, you’re going to rest, your soul needs to heal dear.” He explains as he sits on the chair tugging his boots on, you watch mesmerized as the old sturdy boots are laced up, “I don’t know if I can sleep, I mean what if a spooky ghost gets inside or something while you're not around?” You ask as he finishes securing the other boot. He slowly turns towards you before speaking. “Then Eylma will come for you.” He says as your face narrows to a look of concern. “Wait, who's that.” You ask wearily as he stands. “Eylma wanders about these parts for young women she can devour, the only way to stop her from eating you is by sleeping, if she sees you awake and healthy enjoying your life…” He says before walking up to you and snapping. “She’ll eat you in one bite, and I hear she’s a messy eater.” He warns as you shrink into the covers. “Uhh…. okay…yeah sure Elmo… aha yeah uhm goodnight, guy.” You said nervously as you pull the covers over your shoulders and bury your head into the pillow, a low laugh emanates through the air that quickly turns into a wild laugh, you bolt up out of the covers and stare at him dead on. “OH, YOU LITTLE SHIT!” You yell as he laughs, “You turned into a feeble little thing! You honestly believed that nothing can even get in here, not even a mouse!!” He laughed as you grabbed a pillow next to you chucking at him, flinching as the pillow hit his side then hurrying to get his coat on before you threw something else at him like the chair or a cup. “Arg!! You better apologize! Of course I believe you! Stupid!” You yelled as he cackled, grabbing the bag of jars and food before leaving through the front, “Get rest Audrey May! Or else Muahaha!” He teased picking up his bag of food and wiggling his fingers in a hunch, before closing the door. You huff crossing your arms before smiling. “I could be stuck with the worst I suppose.” You say to yourself before lying down on your side, you smile as you nestle into the quilted blanket and warm sheets, your eyes close and you drift into a soft sleep, clean cozy and most of all, safe.

[practically-an-x-man]

How would WWFA change if Quinn was the MC?

Ooooh, good question!!

I mean... realistically, it would be a lot less exciting. Quinn's not nearly as curious into the magical world as Kat is, and while they don't hate museums by any means, they definitely don't have the same level of interest or passion for them.

But I do think it would be interesting to see Quinn brought on as a night guard, kinda like the first movie. She's strapped for cash and looking for a fairly easy job, the prior guards just quit unexpectedly, and it pays a hell of a lot better than the other jobs out there. Naturally, she experiences the magic - and passes it off as a hallucination, tries not to engage, and carries on with her job. But the more time she spends at the museum, the stronger she feels and the less she starts to need her crutches, the less pain she has overall, and that in turn brightens her mood considerably as she's no longer exhausted and in pain all the time.

So she actually gets pretty dedicated to the job - not in the "Cecil and his buddies stealing the tablet for themselves" type of way (she's an "eat the rich" thief, not a "valued cultural artifacts" thief), and the physical healing/strengthening is what actually convinces her that the magic is real and not just a hallucination.

And I don't really see her with Ahk like I do Katherine - if I had to pick, I think she'd probably go for Lancelot after the 3rd movie. He's a little cocky, but also a damn handsome man and can be really charming towards his "damsel in distress" when he wants to be. A little like Billy, I think.

Thank you so much for the ask!!

[autumnmist101]

New Life Sick fic

Hello! I'm new to posting here, but wanted to share this story I made towards the beginning of the New Life SMP! If you like it let me know and I may post more!

“Just a little more coal an’ this soup will be ready.” Scott Smajor says as he packs some more coal into his stove. He had spent all morning trying new recipes until a little Good Guy came around and asked him for some soup for Gem. The pour girl had recently come down with an illness since turning into a blaze.

Upon hearing the news Scott had quickly set to work making just about every comfort recipe that he could and now had a decent amount that he could take over to his friend. He just needed this last soup to finish before he could leave.

“An’ done.” He smiles before placing the last of the soup into his lunch pack. He teleports outside and took the way-stone over to Gem’s place where he was met with a giant villain-like tower. Looking past that, he could see Gem’s starter base, one of the walls having been charred.

“Guess she must’ve sneezed.” He chuckles before going up to the door of the new build.

“Knock knock!” He calls, rapping on the door. However much to his surprise a little copper golem Pearl answers.

“Beep boop.”

“Hello Pearl, I came to see how Gem is doin’.” He explains as Pearl let him in.

“Beep boop.” Pearl says again before leading him up the ladder to Gem’s bedroom. There the two find the pour blaze under a mountain of blankets with ashes scattered about and some even overflowing from the bin beside her. The blaze herself looked no better, only little puffs of smoke emitted from her skin rather than embers, her hair was frazzled to no end, and she was shivering violently.

“Beep Boop.” Pearl said for Gem to turn to the two.

“O-oh. Hi Sss-s-Sc-Scott.” The blaze stammers, sitting up as the two came over. He could hear her teeth chattering as he sat on the edge of the bed.

“I heard you were sick. Thought you could use some soup and such.”

“Beep Boop!?” Pearl perks up before digging in the lunch pack and grabbing a bowl. She holds it up and dances around making Gem giggle.

“You j-just made a fr-friend f-for life.” She says pulling the blanket closer. Pearl stops her happy dance and frowns.

“Aww, what’s wrong Pearl?”

“Sh-sh-she c-can’t act-tually eat it. Only c-copper.”

“Beep boop.” Pearl frowns before walking back over and offering Gem the soup.

“Gem, have you tried checking your temper’ture?” Scott questions as Gem drinks some of the broth. “If it gets too low you could be in serious danger.”

“We can ma— ahke— Ah Choo!” She sneezed into a tissue for it burst into flames.

“Bless you.” He says with Pearl in her golem talk.

“Thank you.” She says, “But we can actually make thermometers?” She questions for Scott to nod.

“Beep boop beep boop!?” Pearl asks for Scott to tell her the crafting recipe. She then scampers off to make it.

“So, I take it she’s been your little helper for the time bein’?” Scott questions for Gem to smile.

“Yeah, though she used to talk normally until I said she should only talk in beeps. I was joking, of course, but she’s committed to the b-bit.” Gem says before shivering again and taking another soup from the pack. “S-so how’ve y-you been Sss-Sc-Scott?”

“Oh, fairly well. Though I got lost in the nether the other day. Apparently, my teleportation isn’t interdimensional, though I did find some stuff while there.”

“Ooh like wha-ah-ah choo!”

“Bless you.”

“Thanks.” She sniffs, “What stuff did you find?”

“I found some gold, a strider spawner, a fortress, some dressers, and an abandoned city. Honestly though, the city had already been kind of raided.”

“It may have been the one Fwhip found. I know he got a lot of stuff. He also said he put down a way-stone.” Gem says setting the bowl aside.

“I thought about making one but didn’t know if they were interdimensional.”

“I think so, but I’m not testing it.” She sneezes again, “My days in the nether are over.”

“Aw you mean you don’t want to move there? It is warmer than it is here.”

“I’m sure. Too many awful mobs live there.”

“I think Sparrow would say the same thin’.” Scott chuckles, “Sausage says he met him right after he came out.”

“How is Sparrow? I haven’t seen him since I was a swarm.”

“He’s good. Still a human but he’s working on a mechanism that could give him powers.”

“Give him powers? What? Is he making a blender that’ll mix him and something else?”

“Mm hm. Sausage told him that he just had to die, but he’s not too keen about that idea, since he’s only a human. Though I think Martyn mentioned that—”

Thickth

“Gem?”

Thickth

“Uh- uh oh.”

Thickth

“Gem your freezing!” He shoots up to find a flint and steal. Scrambling to every chest and barrel he could see.

Thickth

“F-fire!”

Thickth

“Pearl!” Scott calls scrambling to a cabinet by the window. He glances out. Spotting a lava pool.

He runs back to Gem. Scooping her up and teleporting outside. He throws her into the pit, taking some fire damage due to the splash.

“Sc- Scott!” He hears her sputter. He looks back to see she had gotten her color back with the embers beginning to emit from her skin again.

“It worked! Your saved!” He cheers as she glares up at him from the pool.

“Yeah, but next time give a girl a warning. I could’ve drowned.” She chuckles wiping some lava off her forehead.

“There you two are! Good gracious! I thought you had died!” The two hear Pearl say. She walks over, the newly made thermometer in hand, and sees Gem in the pit.

“How’s that working for you?” She asks dropping the thermometer onto the stone ledge around the pit.

“Fairly well actually.” Gem states, “What took you so long?”

“Your chest monster. Honestly Gem, it’s a nightmare!” Pearl sighs, “Anyway how’s your temperature?”

“It’s still kind of low but better than what it was.” She pauses, grabbing some of the lava in a bucket before climbing out. As the three head back to her base, passing the way-stone on the way, Gem thanks Scott for saving her and for bringing over the soup.

“Don’t mention it," Scott says, stepping up to the way stone. He chuckles, "you just take care of yourself and don’t burn down the forest.”

[plumsaffron]

Cherry Crimson Brine Final (3-3)

Improbable For Healing

(Yikes this part is long. I suck at splitting. But I’m also really lazy and Don’t feel like splitting to 4 parts.) Now then the link to part 2-3 here All parts of this Brine here Otherwise, suffer and read more (or ignore LOL)

Twilight Puts the Butterfy Miraculous On Nooroo appears Nooroo: Are you my new master? Cat Noir: Don't call me that. Just call me Cat Noir or Adrien. Nooroo: What do you seek from me? The Truth about the Previous Butterfly Holder Cat Noir: And information about guardians abilities to seal superpowers if you know. Those are the things I need to uncover if you can help me. Nooroo: This might take a while. 

It's also hard to piece things together if you're inside a miraculous. I'll do my best. Cat Noir: Thank you, Nooroo. (Maybe things could change for the better.)

Meanwhile Somewhere Else Tikki: You need to go to sleep, Marinette. Marinette: I can't. It bothers me how people became when I'm not monitoring or defending the peace. Tikki: You care about, Lila? Marinette: What no. Um. Idk. It's just uh... I thought that it would not be like this. Not even I would think that conceited snobbish bully, Chloe, would face this kind of infliction she has. I thought people would be at peace and move on to making the world better. There is no Hawk Moth.

No Gabriel.

No Nathalie being bad anymore. 

Chloe is far far away and unable to bring misery to the world anymore. I just don't understand why the town hasn't moved on. AHK I Forgot To Set Up A Plan Of Things To Do With Adrien. I mean uh uh Mylene. Wait um… Well Tikki: Just go to sleep.

Sunrise Lila Rossi Awakens in shock Highly tensed Nino: You blocks her hit Dude! Calm down! 

Relax. She chills out Lila: I’m still alive? Nino: Of course, Lila. Lila: Why are you acting like this. Nino: Acting like what? Lila: Without malice. Nino: Huh? Lila: Well thank you. Nino: No need to thank me.

Rena Rouge saved your life.

She requested for me to watch over you. Lila: Why are you being nice to me? We are no longer- Nino: That was the past. 

Currently, things aren’t looking too well with you. 

I don’t believe what the forums and news and people say about you but many do, unfortunately. I’m sorry none of us were able to protect you like we should have much earlier. Society has been quite out of whack. 

Seems you can never really have peace around here. 

There’s always someone being there for trouble or finding it. That being said, just stay here for a bit. You’ll be safe here for now. Lila:… nods

Morning Time As Marinette wakes up Marinette: The Butterfly Miraculous? And a note. Picks the note up (From Cat Noir? WHAT?! Does he know?! 

Oh wait it says Rena Rouge sent it his words. Phew. Now…) Talk to Nooroo If you want to answers to the truth…? Marinette: Very crpytic… But if you say so.

Puts it on

Nooroo: I’ve been waiting a long time for you, Guardian? Marinette: I need to know. 

Is what the Ex. Guardian said about Lila true?

Nooroo: Compared to the master before her and other links I’m connected to; She’s a kid like you.

Marinette: but what about the evidence stating otherwise. Nooroo: You should be careful what information you take as the  ultimate. 

I expect better from you. Well actually not really. Marinette: What?! Nooroo: Didn’t you hear Betterfly’s speech and him believing in you. Marinette: So Tikki isn’t the only one multiversally linked? But the Ex. Guardian and she wasn’t saying anything about their statements. Nooroo: The Guardian Who Deflected and laid waste upon my previous holder. I have a question for you.

Why couldn’t she say anything? 

And secondly, why would that matter anymore after what you seen from the Parisians and maybe the world’s treatment against her? Realizes Lila’s been set up to be silent

Marinette: The Former Guardian was preventing her from speaking. 

And sealed my power away But why? Nooroo: Ask yourself that question. Marinette: Why are you acting like I am that villain.

Nooroo: You two are more in common than you would be calm with. You only are starting to realize your skewed antics. 

Still, you like doing like the guardian which is seal or fabricate the truth from most importantly, my former master’s son. I sensed how dangerous you get upon the girl. Has anyone told you that the way you have been, 

causes trouble or rather can attract s he worst of people 

or assists making people undo any form of trying to let go. 

And still you kept persisting and chasing. Marinette: How do you know this? Nooroo: I’m a butterfly or would it be moth? 

Regardless, Marinette, many similar things but different forms. 

What you are witnessing is what the manifestation of your hatred being expressed for what it truly is or beyond your threshold. Marinette: This isn’t my fault. Nooroo: Sounds like a lie?

Marinette: You’re accusing me of being a liar?! fed up

Nooroo: Maybe you should look back and question your way of thinking since she first arrived. 

And question, why did those 3 that loved Lila, die the day before the people of Paris started their destruction towards her? You could say you aren’t the root 

but look deeper and look at what follows your path. But if you really want a quicker way of figuring things out, well… You know what to do. 

Think better. Be better.

Marinette: Dark Wings Rise ???: Tikki Butterfly Unify Lady Moth: Now to put an end to what’s been troubling me. (If only the other thing… could have been this easy. 

So I can be at true peace.)

Afternoon in Alya’s room

Lila: Thank you. Alya: For what? Oh. I see. 

Yeah. Don’t mention it. Just stay hiding. You aren’t supposed to be here. 

Sadly, everyone else’s parents are insisting you’re bad news. My family might flip if they see you. Lila: Yeah I know. 

All because of that Guardian that that sparked my ultimate disaster. Alya: So what will you do now? Lila: I don’t know. This city doesn’t want me to escape. Won’t set me free or let me be. 

It’s too invested in destroying me.

And here I thought Marinette and Ladybug were bent on that.

Alya: Marinette is... My best friend is not like-

Lila: Spare me. 

I know Marinette is the hero of the world and the ultimate coverup. Alya: (She knows) Lila: I’m not in the mood of monologuing her willingness to go by any length,

at any second, to out me anytime ritual. Lila: Don’t worry. I won’t tell the world or you of my perspective. 

I quit. It wouldn’t change my fate. 

Even if I did prove the maleficent guardian is completely wrong; 

This world will never see differently. 

I am permanently embedded by their perception.

Alya:…

Well… Um….

Me and our friends will try to get you in a place where you can start a new life again. Lila: Our friends? Alya: Yes. Lila: There’s no way I could ever be that. 

For that to work, you’d have to no longer be against Chloe. Alya: It’s complicated. 

When we or she approach that time of mending things, it will happen. Lila: hmm. (I guess you former friends were decent for the most part). Is this because I am helpless that you feel for me? Alya: Possibly. 

Many things happened since you disappeared. 

Realization and change, that kind of stuff.

Alya: Well it’s time I go out and start planning things 

as she starts to leave her room Maybe one day people will realize they were wrong about you. Alya falls But Lila stops Alya from falling flat on the floor

Lila: Sorry I had to KO you but I'm taking over now. After all, you should not be ones of Parisians vengeance because y'all tried to protect I. Wakes up an hour later Alya: Lila?! (Seems she took a spare set of my clothes). I need to tell them she went on her own before it's too late. Trixx, Lets Pounce! Somewhere near the airport

Ladybug & Cat Noir: Lila Lila: (Oh no) Turns to them Hmph... Well this brings back memories of us alone. 

Back to square one. Cat Noir: You can't leave yet. Lila: Oh my gosh. Drop it. 

I am so sick of this malicious town.  

Don't try to stop me. Ladybug: You. 

You’ll- Your life ends if you leave. Lila: I've faced the brink of that 3 times. But I've got a plan Why would vermin like you ever want to chat with me? Ladybug: It because we have seen the truth. Rabbit Noir: Let me show you Opens the burrow Please, Lila, follow us.

Lila:...*grunts* (fine) They walk into the burrow

Lila: Looks like a timeline channel. Ladybug: It  pretty much is. Rabbit Noir: Look at these.

She looks at a bunch of them

Lila: I see… So, I'm destined to cease being. 

Whether I stay or leave elsewhere. No matter what I attempt. 

It's showing nothing I do matters. 

Always my final rest.

Rabbit Noir: Yeah. I wish this wasn't but it seems this is the truth,

Lila: I guess all I can do is last as long as I can for myself. 

If I reach the end of me, then so be it. Ladybug: What?! You're giving up?! Lila: Everyone that resists conforming will eventually have to sooner or later. Besides... I accepted my fate while I thought it was really the end when submerged in the water. Rabbit Noir: You have the opportunity to go back in the past. So you would never be marked with this pain and suffering to begin with. Lila: Pass Rabbit Noir: What?! But what about your mom or moms? Lila: I've already thought about that.

Besides, you two would still be my enemies.

She and Marinette would continue chasing after me.

Or the two would get someone else after me

I rather live in the awful reality of...

Who, what, or how people truly are instead of going back. Lila: I have to continue carrying on. They frown from her speech Lila: If you want to give an opportunity to heal someone's sorrow,

go to Chloe Bourgeois.

I can never go back to sleep from what I've witnessed.

I guess I'm built like that now. 

No longer how I once was.

Maybe it's best for me. Ladybug: Don't say that.

Lila: It's too late. It's my unwavering resolve. 

This is... 

who I am.

Ladybug: There's got to be something I can do. Lila: Good luck with that. It's time I return Ladybug: Wait!

Rabbit Noir: (I hope you find a new path before it's too late Ladybug.) Ladybug: Lucky Charm! Gets an irrelevant object Lucky Charm! another useless object LUCKY CHARMA LUCKY CHARM LUCKY CHARM! All in vain Lila: Is that all? There's nothing you can do for me. 

Same for the Cat Noir. Approaching The Exit Of The Burrow Ladybug despairing Lila: You can't change anything. As soon as she said that, Ladybug saw the answer she's looking for Ladybug: LILA ROSSI, STOP! PLEASE! Lila: Ugh (my ears) What Now?! Ladybug: Cat Noir, give it to her. Rabbit Noir: Back to her? Ah, I see. Walks to her

Rabbit Noir: What you need the most. 

I hope with this, you can forge a new path, conquering all others. Butterfly Miraculous in his hand (Incase You didn't know that miraculous been repaired before Adrien chatted with Nooroo) Please, Lila Rossi, take this for you. She's confused but takes it and puts it on

Nooroo: It's you again. Lila: Miss me? Well partner... You're all I have left on this new journey of mine. Nooroo: Partner? Lila: Yes, Nooroo. What's the meaning of giving me back The Butterfly Miraculous? 

Wasn’t always the retrieving the miraculous your main goal? Rabbit Noir: You have to live and you must be free. Lila: I guess I won't be on my own after all. 

The only friend I can take with me will do.

She gets ready to step out the burrow (again) Ladybug: Lila... Lila: You're giving me all of the attention. 

How ironic of you, well... maybe not. 

Make it quick. I have plans. Ladybug: I'm sorry 

For every way I’ve been towards you. I wish I could make things right with you. Lila: Well that's just a dream. About to finally step out the burrow but stops However, if you truly mean what you say; 

you and Marinette should know this... Make sure you don't recreate another situation like this with another person or people like you did with me. Show that you really are someone who can live and learn.

Goodbye forever, Cat Noir and Ladybug (Or rather Marinette and Adrien) Wings... Rise. And so Chrysalis leaves The Last Evening Kagami is just staring at the slowly sinking Sun Closes her eyes and thinks about the past events She opens her eyes and turns to the left and starts walking away from the sun She notices something obscuring the edge of her view point Kagami: Alya? (No) Lila? She turns to the name said

Lila: Hello, Kagami Kagami runs towards her and stops Kagami: You're not afraid of this world? Lila: I changed. However... Kagami: Is it true? I mean. I’m sorry I said that. I- Lila: This question will never go away, will it? Lila: Defamations and scorn towards me is false. 

It was orchestrated by a Deflected Guardian.

Kagami Looks down and closes her eyes 

Kagami: (That is consistent with what our friends said. Poor girl. 

It's crazy how all it took was one person to make so many do this to you, Lila. 

You damaged severely. Who loves you, dead when you get out the hospital. Documents that evil one orchestrated to make all turn against you. 

The media assisting in making things worse. 

Purposefully bestowed against you. 

I just needed to hear your side. 

To be absolved of what has been tearing me apart.) opens her eyes and sees Lila's hand out Kagami: What are you doing? Kagami: You’re leaving, aren't you? Lila nods yes Kagami: I guess I won't see you again. shakes her hand and hugs her Lila: Thank you, Kagami. I'll remember this as she walks away Kagami: (Goodbye my friend.)

Meanwhile Somewhere Else Uncanny Valley: Have you found out any information of this Ex. Guardian yet? Bunnyx: No. 

That person…

Completely disappeared from the face of the Earth. No means or ways to track them. It's like they existed and unexisted. I looked throughout many timelines and been going in and out of many dimensions but this evil Guardian, 

for some reason, remains unfound. Uncanny Valley: That's strange. 

And it's not a ghost or spirit or anything?

Not an Alien like my mother? Ladybug: The hypervillain is human. 

Perhaps that person can seal away connections for you to find them. Bunnyx: Dang. Now how will I be able to stop this person?

Cat Noir: They knew what they were doing. 

They knew that this would happen. 

That's likely who knocked you out, Bunnyx.

I'm actually impressed with their elaborate plan,

while disappointed in people.

Foul Rumor created to spread to ruin her life.

That monster knew that even if you were to clear Lila's name.

The destruction has been fulfilled and people will have this impression against her. 

Seeing her as the ultimate evil. 

Stronger if the girl does things they may rage upon. Even if they do it or worse Ladybug: (Was that an attack on me, Cat Noir?)

Uncanny Valley: This isn't the first time, or first person who does this. Bunnyx: Yeah but this just hits home. I'm not sure if get my drift. Uncanny Valley: I do. I draft. Hahahaha. But yeah. 

I know what personally affected is 

or seeing my Moms be affected because of me and my ally. Bunnyx: Still weird she has like more than 2 mothers. Ladybug: I've learn treating things that appear uncommon as problematic, should be refrained from doing. Cat Noir: Yep. Don't think the worse possibilities cause a person's life or being doesn't sync with your normal. Uncanny Valley: I remember Polygamy being a thing many weren’t so concerned of in certain places or time. Still is a thing. 

Much stranger things exist too that’s treated as normal. 

I’ve noticed society can weird anything out to frowned upon, even some words or meanings. Or do the opposite.

There's also people just naturally good at things or know what they are doing. Exceptions are a thing. Cat Noir: It was her lifestyle with them after all. Who are we to judge? Bunnyx: You right. 

They could actually cherish her or see Lila for herself. Ladybug: (I'll remember not to be invasive of people's unusual to umm... my life if it's not actually a problem. 

They could actually enjoy it.)

Unknown at Dusk

Lila: Nooroo. Nooroo: Yes, Lila? Lila: That Ex Guardian made a complete fool out of me. 

And pretty much destroyed my life. And how so many see me. And here I thought Marinette or Ladybug were vermin. You could make those two or one, all alone, but this one. Nah Nooroo: You're contemplating erasing that Guardian? Lila: Exactly. Their existence gave me more reason than anyone ever could. I honestly feel like taking revenge amongst all the Parisians that lost their minds against me. Still... I don't have the power to simply annihilate that insolent vermin.

I need more power to exterminate that pile of dung. Stop the power from being sealed. Nooroo: What are you suggesting? Lila: I will become you and you will become me. Nooroo: Huh? Lila: Exactly as I said. Nooroo: You can't handle that much power. You could perish. Lila: We'll see

Nooroo: No! Don’t! I’ve seen this happen to other Butterfly users from other dimensions and it was all in vain. Lila: Don't worry. I've got a plan. But if that does happen. Maybe you won't be constrained. 

But I'm offering you more free will either way. Lila: And if it does work. Who knows?

Maybe I could stop people from facing the disaster I've faced.

Preventing scorn and ruination because they hated a person so much. Lila: All because they wanted to find a reason to or any way to destroy them or how others view them entirely.

Lila: Don't worry. Why be only me if there can be many of me from many worlds?

End Of Her Crimson Brine Story

to all parts of this story here again

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk, Ahk, Ahk

I have several questions about Larry, because I want to surprise him. CAN YOU HELP ME?

-Steve Taylor

Yes, of course. What are your questions?

[nicholasdaily]

Nicky, Ahk is asking me questions. Can you PLEASE deal with it?

Uhh, how bad are the questions–?

Because I am not explaining how a Tempur-Pedic pillow works again. It took me two hours with Lewis and Clark last week, and uh, I just started telling them lies at some point.

So if they ask, yes, the pillows are part marshmallow!

[nyahkmenrah]

Woah hello internet!

I’m a fictive alter of Ahkemrah from the NATM series! You can call me Ahk or Ahkmen too. I made my own blog so I don’t keep clogging up the systems blog with my stuff. I’m out somewhat often and I’d love to find other NATM fictives out there to talk to. People are welcome to ask questions and such :) I’m forever 20-21, but the body is 21 and if you really want to get technical I’m like 3000-ish.

I’ve been around since we were a kid, because NATM was THE sleepover movie for our host Astro. They watched it all the time and I showed up to hold onto a certain set of memories. But it’s been so long now I’ve kind of developed into my own thing and I’m around more often.

I like history (obviously), mythology, cats, summer, tea, jewellery making and drawing. And if things go well and we get into university I’ll be helping Astro with an ancient history degree!

And yes, I can confirm Jedtavius is canon. I was it in my exomems therefore it’s real.

The main system blog and all the other alters blogs (that have them) are listed on the pinned post over there: @strawberryeyebags

I think that’s it for my introduction, link to the system carrd is in bio! Contains DNI, BYF etc.

[a-d-nox]

Hello

Congratulations for 2k followers,I'm here for the dessert game

The question I wanna know about you is :how did you get into divination and which was the first one you learnt and practiced?

Post suggestion: If you're into Vedic astrology please post some content about navmasa charts and dk planets in 27 nakshatra

I would like to go for option rune

I need advice and guidance on my love life for next 2-2.5 years is there any person I need to stay away from?

Emoji 🍪

Thankyou for arranging this game and once again congratulations🦋

Hope you will have an amazing day ahead

I'm sorry I got confused by rule 4 earlier I thought we had to send an emoji intuitively for the tarot deck you'll use for us😅hence the wrong emoji

dessert no. 44

hello - thank you!

i rolled raidho (r) [rye-through], jera (j) [yair-ah], laguz (l) [la-gooze], and ear [eer].

those might be significant letters for you. from those letters i can see the words: ryle (lol like the collen hoover character - he was smart and sophisticated but he hide a lot of who he was and his past - he wanted a lot of forgiveness but didn't want to get better), junior (those who are younger than you or who are a jr. (as in the name suffix)), jail (ya don't be seeking prison bait or avoid those that are legally challenged), jeer (don't go for the trickster or local comic), and era (those who are in their "era" (swifty vibes) - they might need to just focus on themselves for the moment).

for your relationship advice card, i got ac [ahk]. stay away from those in transition - ac translates to oak. oak wood can become anything - a boat, a spear, arrows, a stage, etc. if you find that someone is trying to figure out what they want to be - who they want to be - it might be for the best that you give them the space to figure that out. you don't want to later become the person they blame for not "realizing their true potential".

a.d.

[1980ssunflower]

i have not seen the doc, but i also love prove it all night omg literally soooo good but my overall fav from bruce is the ghost of tom joad it just fucks me up every time. thunder road is also rly good tho. stolen car is also insane, and ofc always im on fire.

as far as the stones, my fav album from them is let it bleed. literally not a bad song on the whole record it’s so good u just can’t beat a record that has gimme shelter AND love in vain AND let it bleed AND you got the silver AND country honk etc etc its insane i love it

-bo 🍻

OH SHIT I LITERALLY HAVE THE LET IT BLEED RECORD!!! ive been meaning to listen to it for forever ;; I'll listen to it later this week once my semester is officially over and i can finally breath lol

also AHK!! i havent listened to the ghost of tom joad hfjdks i have only listened to bruces pre 90s stuff... if theres any really good bruce albums past the 90s tho let me know and ill check them out!

ok just listened to the ghost of tom joad after typing that and wow.. yean that was really good jesus. ill probably check out the rest of the album sometime later :-]

ALSO question ive been meaning to ask but have you ever listened to michael schenker group / mcauley schenker group? im sure you know who michael schenker is but man i LOVE MSG sm theyre amazing! i love the og msg esp because i just love gary bardens vocals and plus hes super hot lol

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“He was?” Ahk looked up hopefully. “I am so glad. I just want him to be happy.”

“…Can I ask you a question? It is something that has been bothering me slightly…”

Ahk sat up and stretched his back. His scars were badly bothering him tonight. He looked at Steve who was next to him. “Steve, are you working tonight?” There was a slight desperation in Ahk’s eyes, even though he tried to hide it.

Ahk 𓋹

“Uh—“ In all honesty, he was. But he was sure Larry could handle the rest of their shift. “No.” He said, firmly. “Do you need me?”

[practically-an-x-man]

This isnt TST but an idea I had: Your OCs and their plus ones are all going to a halloween party and they come to you for extreme hollywood level makeup/effects/costuming. What do they get transformed into.

Bonus if you wanna write a fic/ramble: After the party you find out you're a Super whose powers are transformstions. All those partygoers are now really what you made their makeup/costumes for...

Ooooooh, thank you!! This will be fun!

Think I'm gonna skip that bonus part, just don't have the mental energy for it right now, but it's a cool idea!!

Talk Shop Tuesday (I'm still counting it lol)

Rae & Warren W: Honestly, I think they'd just be like "gimme the scariest thing you got", they're both pretty daring and adventurous people who are down for just about anything

Robin & Peter M: Frankenstein (it's frahnk-en-steen!) and the Creature from Young Frankenstein, Robin's favorite movie

Madison & Alex: They'd pay extra for all-night makeup service, they've got a plan. Both appear at the party looking completely normal, dressed in fairly plain clothes. Halfway through, they disappear - when they come back, Madison's a little scratched up, Alex has patches of fur and Wolfman claws, and both their clothes are torn. By the end of the party, they both disappear again, and later Madison is found on the floor of the kitchen, covered in blood and gruesome wounds with Bravo (her wolfdog) standing over her looking menacing.

Ophelia & Peter P: Oh, they don't need me. They both show up in intentionally-shitty costumes of the other's hero persona, having independently decided to try and fuck with each other in the exact same way.

Gia & Kate: Assuming Gia would even agree to going to a party in the first place... I could see them going as classic Goosebumps monsters. Gia's the humanoid plant from Stay Out of the Basement, Kate's a scarecrow from They're Alive! Alternatively, I could see them as a genderbent/WLW Seymour and Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, with Gia's clover mixed in with her prop Twoey (ok ok, that's partially bc it gives Gia an excuse to have her clover with her and fend off a little of that anxiety... but mostly because Gia as a character is based on Seymour originally and I think it's playfully ironic)

Jasper & Kyle: Frank N' Furter and Rocky, of course! Kyle brings a robe since it would get a little uncomfortable to just wear the Speedo the whole time, but he does wear it.... the things people do for love, lol

Kestrel & Warren B: Warren's the only one who needs a costume, Kestrel will just shift into what fits with the theme. And honestly, with that freedom, it could be just about anything. Probably something Indiana Jones-themed, since they're Warren's favorite movies.

Katherine & Ahk: Honestly, Kat would probably just revisit her Bastet costume from that first Halloween party and clean it up a little, and Ahk would wear what he normally wears.

Quinn & Billy: I can't imagine Quinn would want particularly heavy makeup, since she would have to have to deal with removing it all after the party (when she's already tired and in pain from being on her feet). Maybe Morticia and Gomez Addams? That would be fun, and if Quinn wears her platforms she can really make the height difference pop (she's 6'3" without heels, Billy is 5'11"). And of course, Billy's so undeniably smitten he doesn't even need to act the part of Gomez.

Eris & Rick: Hm... tough question. On the one hand, I could see Eris getting really into it, spending weeks putting together the perfect costume only for it to be some historical figure that nobody besides them even really remembers. On the other hand, I could see them being pretty open about it, and willing to follow Rick's lead with whatever costume he decides on - as one of Eris' little hidden gestures of how much they care about him. Sorry this one's a non-answer, I just can't really think of something specific for them.

Nikoletta & Abner: Honestly, I don't know that they're the type for costumes. Neither of them really grew up in an environment where they celebrated Halloween much (save perhaps for Nikoletta being exposed to all the tourists flocking to New Orleans for the holiday), so there's not really nostalgia in dressing up, and they wouldn't be motivated to spend their hard-earned and limited money on costumes or makeup. I could see them agreeing to a group costume (probably at Harley's insistance), but they wouldn't come up with anything on their own.

Jimmy & Lars: Honestly, it would be fun enough just to play up the whole Ghostbusters thing. They're something of local celebrities, but with Lars being more of a behind-the-scenes guy and Jimmy being... well, a ghost that doesn't look like a ghost, everyone just thinks it's a damn good costume until they demonstrate the reality of it. If Lars can get his idea for a painless proton stream worked out in time, he'll make a spectacular show of "catching" Jimmy. If he can't, he'll just make a spectacular show of missing.

Spider (pre-apocalypse, attends alone): Would show up with a detailed sketch of a monster of his own devising, something super creative and super creepy. Hell, he's probably got four-leg stilts and an articulated costume tail of his own, just to add to the effect - he's a film guy, he takes Halloween seriously!

[strawberrylovely]

"you'd be a great dad." shance please and thank you!!!

Shiro was nervous. He was about to meet Lance’s family for the first time and he didn’t know how they’d react. Whether they’d even like him or if they would make Lance break up with him on the spot.

Thankfully, Lance was right beside him the whole time, and it turned out to be a good time. Lance’s mother had prepared a huge meal, and his sisters baked a cake. Shiro quickly learned that, no matter the occasion, the entire family was there to celebrate.

After dinner, Lance had been pulled into his old room with his sisters, probably to gossip about their relationship, leaving Shiro alone to fend for himself for a while. He helped clean the dishes with Mamá (as she told him to call her, rather than Mrs. McClain), then went into the living room with the boys. He watched the game with them for a while, but he got bored without Lance beside him to make quips about each of the players.

Suddenly, a small hand was on his arm, and he looked down to see Lance’s niece holding a piece of paper.

“It’s you and tío,” her little voice said, and she held up a scribbly crayon drawing of what Shiro assumed was he and Lance holding hands.

“Is this for me?” he smiled, and took the paper when she nodded her head. “Thank you so much.”

She giggled and pulled on him to follow her, taking him down into the hallway into her very pink room. He sat on the floor and she showed him a bunch of drawings of various people and things that he couldn’t really make out, but still praised her dedication.

By the time Lance had come out of the gossip session, Shiro had donned a crown and feather boa, and was having a tea party with the girl and a couple stuffed animals.

“What are you doing?” Lance smiled, leaning against the doorway of the very pink room.

Shiro looked up, a little surprised at their thoroughly dignified banquet being interrupted and simply said “Tea party.”

“Oh, I see,” Lance laughed. “Unfortunately, party princesses, it’s time for bed.”

“Aww,” Shiro and Lance’s niece both said, but he gave her a high five and helped put away the crowns and boas before following Lance to the guest bedroom.

“I know you said you want to get married before we talk about having kids, but seeing you sitting there having a tea party with my niece tonight made me really want to adopt a little girl,” Lance said as they got ready for bed.

“A little girl? Wouldn’t that be hard for two men?” Shiro asked.

He knew more than anyone that being two men didn’t mean anything, but he was scared. He loved kids, wanted to have some with Lance — eventually — but he didn’t want to do it wrong and mess them up.

“You’d be a great dad, Takashi,” Lance said reassuringly. “I already knew that, but today only proved it more.”

“You really think so?”

Lance walked over and placed a hand on Shiro’s cheek, making the man look at him.

“I know so,” he said.

Shiro smiled and pressed a kiss to the fat part of Lance’s palm before wrapping his arms around Lance’s middle.

“A girl it is, then.���

[themultifandomgal]

His Queen Pt4

2006

Once again I wake up in the crampt space

"hal ant mustayqiz hubiy" (Are you awake my love?) I hear Ahk say next to me, muffled by the badges that I know are around him as they are me

"naeam eazizati" (yes dear) I reply just as muffled. I then hear Ahk banging on his sarcophagus, I sigh knowing this happens every time we awaken

"Yell all you want Pharaoh. You've been in there 54 years, your not getting out tonight" I hear a man sternly say

"tahdiat malakiun" (calm my king) I calmly say wanting to listen to what the man is saying to I believe someone else

"There's the source of all this commotion. The Tablet of Ahkmenrah. Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile Expedition. On that night, everything in this museum came to life and every night since"

"So everything in this museum comes to life every night?"

"Exactly" the two men continue to talk

"And I'm supposed to do what?"

"Your the night watchmen Lawrence. A venerable position in this institution" the one man yells which makes the other one  scream

"limadha" (why?) I sigh to myself

"If that one is Ahkmenrah" I presume the man Laurence is pointing at Ahks sarcophagus "this must be..."

"Amunet, his Queen, indeed Laurence"

"Not much is knows about her, just she only ruled alongside her husband for 10 months before dying during childbirth" I chuckle to myself knowing that was incorrect

"Come on lad"

"Alright, ok. This is impossible"

"Nothing's impossible if it can be dreamed it can be done" the voices get quieter as I think they must be leaving. That night Ahk and I talk and reminisce about our time in Egypt.

Talking to one another and our past continues on to the next night, but the night after I'm woken up to the sound of a roar, which isn't uncommon, but tonight something feels different

"ya hubiy , yabdu al'amr kama law 'anana numnan lifatrat 'atwal. 'asheur kama shaeurt eindama aistayqazna lilmarat al'uwlaa" (my love, it feels as though we have slept longer. I feel as I did when we awoke for the first time) my eyes widen wondering what has been going on

"asheur bih aydan" (I feel it too) just the we hear a yell

"Nicky!" it sounds like Laurence

"Just in time Larry. We were just locking up" a voice I recognise says, so it isn't Laurence then it's Larry? this kinda sounds muffled which means they aren't to close, but the real question is who are all of these new people?

"Sleep tight hotshot"

"Teddy, Teddy if your out there I need you pal!" I hear Larry yell

"ma aladhi yahduth hunaka?" (whats going on out there?) I ask, but I know Ahk will also be wondering the same as me. I can still hear talking but it's not clear.

Ahk continues to scream and yell to get some one to let him and I out when finally I hear a crash

"Hey, hi. How you doing? Sorry to bother you, but your guys there, your jackal guys. Do you think you could ask them to back off please? 'cause we're not trying to hurt you and I think they think we are. Think you could possibly do it, now!" Ahk yells in Egyptian for our jackals to stop "thank you" this Larry breathes out

"tamsik bihabiy , sa'akhrujuk" (hang on my love, I'll get you out) Ahk says groaning

"Dad!" a little boy yells, maybe this is Nicky?  I hear Ahk cough

"You would not believe how stuffy it is in there" finally I can hear my sarcophagus open up. I sit up and feel someone, most likely Ahkmenrah taking my bandage off. When I open my eyes I see him in front of me, my handsome husband, not aged a single bit from when I last saw him. He helps me out of my sarcophagus when I see a little boy and man stood in our tomb

"How come you can speak English? can you speak English?" the little boy asks

"We went to Cambridge university" I speak in English

"You went to Cambridge?"

"We we're on display in the Egyptology Department. I am Ahkmenrah, forth king of the fourth king, ruler of the land of my fathers"

"And I am Amunet daughter of the moon God"

"Ughh I'm Larry, son of Milton, and this is my son, Nick. And we hail from Brooklyn" Larry speaks "well I do. I mean he comes out and stays with me on Wednesdays and ever other weekend. That was the err custody agreement that we had" Ahk and I look at one another confused before looking back at Larry and Nick

"Larry Nick guardians of Brooklyn, we are forever in your dept. Now bestow the tablet upon me so that I may assume command of my kingdom"

"Oh yes. Ok the tablet. I would... love to bestow it upon you, but we don't actually have it"

"Excuse me?" I step forward frowning "we're is it?"

"It's been stolen, ask your jackal friends to open up the gate and we will get it back to... bestow it to you" I look at Ahks face to see he's looks furious.

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[general-george-custer]

We don’t really have time for questions, but if you MUST know…

After your little battle, I decided I must find you, incase you needed me again! So I set off, but alas, it was not easy! I had to fend off wolves, play statue, and play pretend with a little girl! She was lovely, but tried to put me in sparkly pink ribbons! After her, I had a bunch of people try and take pictures with me!! With small little boxes! It was utmost confusing. But I just got here! Your friend Ahk pointed me towards your direction! So here I am!

(Admin: yes i know Larry and Ahk are a thing here but because it’s Custer he doesn’t know and he would probably be oblivious anyway lmao)

How’s museum life, my friend? Any more battles I can help with?

Heya admin(?) ig so remember when you said (I think it was you) someone should make a Custer blog? Well I might have done that but it’s like a side blog so well uh yeah (it’s general-George-Custer) do with that what you will

Admin: yup that’d be me!! I would totally love to follow you man :00 Custer was one of the first characters I’ve ever roleplayed as, so it’s an honor you told me!!

Though, if you could, can you reblog as the blog? Sometimes I have a trouble finding some.