#gonna start

[nicholasdaily]

Nicky, Ahk is asking me questions. Can you PLEASE deal with it?

Uhh, how bad are the questions–?

Because I am not explaining how a Tempur-Pedic pillow works again. It took me two hours with Lewis and Clark last week, and uh, I just started telling them lies at some point.

So if they ask, yes, the pillows are part marshmallow!

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[cremanata]

brazilian miku ♡

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[lastoneout]

"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die

[iwritelmao]

Penelope: hey since you’re “not my kind and gentle husband” could you move that wedding bed bc I’m actually supposed to share that with my husband so…

Odysseus: *has just killed 108 people* *has not seen his wife in twenty years* *goes batshit at this bc THATS THE OLIVE TREE WHERE THEY FIRST MET!!*

Telemachus: oh hell nah, idgaf who you are no one yells at my-

Penelope: NO?! YOU WONT?! YEAH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOURE MY MAN! SO DONT PULL THAT EMO SHIT AGAIN OR YOULL SLEEP IN THE WEAPONS ROOM

…

Telemachus: my parents are perfect for each other

[miikag0v]

Anya Musume the lady you are ❤

[flojouno]

HERMITCRAFT WIKI YOU DESERVE MY WHOOLE LIFE

[honeyhobbs]

Kitten square!

[diabloku]

He's never gonna let him live it down 🤭

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[dorothywonderland]

Is it considered plagiarism if you're copying your own comic?

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[necromycologist]

your brother is basically a classic person to kill

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

Myself included tbh

[clairenatural]

I just want everyone to know that they're playing supernatural season 9 in the cafeteria of a U.S. House of Representatives office building right now. Yes as in the building where Members of Congress and their staff work. Yes on Capitol Hill itself

[elodieunderglass]

hi. what do you mean