#night at the museum roleplay

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk did you know

Did you know people ship you with Larry?

What are your thoughts

“They… what? English is not my first language but I do not believe ship is a verb.”

[sliceocheese]

Yummy NATM little head cannon of mine

Kahmunrah and and Al Capone are dating

But it’s like a super secret thing but it’s kinda obvious lmao and like EVERYONE knows but no one really mentions it cus Al will kick your ass if you talk about his bf AT ALL

you talk shit: die. You gossip: die. You say something Kah don’t like: die. You mention it in a way he don’t like: die

like all Al’s hench men (and his friends: Ivan and Napoléon) are all his hype men like….

Léon: hey hey hey where are you going dressed all boring like that. (Al’s wearing a hoodie and sweatpants or smth like that)

Al: why z’it it matta to you

Ivan: he’s going on a you know what with you know who

Al: Shut it pal

Léon: why we just want to know

Al: *kinda yelling at this point* you know what I don’t care if it really matta’s to you dis much I’m cooking us dinner and we’re gonna be watching a movie now don’t think I have’tuh wear a suit for that Huh?

henchman 1: nah boss you gon’ do great

henchman 2: yeah! You got this boss

Al: what’eva just don’t do nothin’ stupid till I get back

henchmen: you got it boss!

Léon: *snickers* curfue is at 3!

lvan: *barley able to hold in his cackling* and there will be no mingleing or you are grounded!

Al: *trying not to shoot someone*

I will die on this hill

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[secretly-larry-daley]

Larry have you heard of the ships between you and some of the exhibits

“I have yes… quite odd, honestly. But you know, people are gonna do, what they’re gonna do. I’m just here, observing…”

He sighs. “I wish I could I have an actual relationship though. None of them really— well, work out. I sometimes wonder if it’s because of me. What do I need to do better?”

[hiddenwashington]

anonymous said : Who's your most wanted night at the museum muses?

members would love to see octavius, larry, nick, teddy, sacajawea, kahmunrah, and lancelot!

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“Come to the basement with me. I have a surprise,” he smiles.

“Steeeve,” Ahk calls, coming into the break room.

Ahk 𓋹

“Yeah Ahk? What do you need?” He asks, looking to him.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM *  assorted dialogue from the 2006 film, adjust as necessary

can you believe this weather?

you didn't get evicted again, did you?

i know that things have been kind of up and down for me lately, and that's been really hard for you.

i really feel like my moment's coming, and when it does... everything's just gonna come together.

that wasn't a compliment.

i felt a connection when i entered this office.

let me point you in the right direction.

i cannot tolerate this type of chaos.

nice firm handshake. i like that. tells a lot about a man.

where is he? i'll beat him with my fist!

don't try anything funny.

you really think he's the one?

it's pretty quiet in here these days.

it can get a little spooky around here at night.

i ought to punch you in the nose.

do them in order, do them all, and do them quick.

read the instructions! it explains everything.

do you know what's going on here?

i can't feel my lip.

i know what you're thinking. don't do it. not a good idea.

don't talk down to me!

a man must look inward to find his own answers.

how can i be of help?

actually, i gotta be honest. i don't think i'm coming back.

did you give up on that as well?

some men are born great. others have greatness thrust upon them.

i don't like to be manhandled!

the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

i thought you liked surprises.

i don't know if what happened last night was real.

brush up on your history.

there's a storm coming.

maybe when you have a break, could i buy you a cup of coffee?

i can't hear you through the glass.

you can't fight it and neither can i.

we're gonna have a little talk.

you don't have to be near each other.

what's that supposed to mean?

don't be a kiss-ass.

the thing is, not everyone is great.

no one comes here anymore.

i was on my way to go clean it up.

can i talk to you about this, please?

can you please give me one more night?

we just had a little misunderstanding.

come to work with me tonight.

i prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years. it's the live ones that throw me.

you're really taking your job seriously.

i'm not making fun of you.

i don't wanna hurt you.

we'll take it from here.

someone call my name?

will you save the lectures, please?

i never did any of those things.

what are you made of?

that's all you got for me?

how come you speak english?

i am forever in your debt.

that didn't hurt. don't be a baby.

we can get this done, but we gotta do it together.

you think you can track the guys who took it?

you're worth saving, my dear.

don't you know your history?

don't ever talk to me like that.

great to see you in one piece.

i told you i wasn't making fun of you.

no hard feelings, all right?

with great victory comes great sacrifice.

it's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one.

hey, it's getting late. are you ready to go home?

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

My pharaoh sir, I have a few questions to ask you my dear friend:

1: Is Larry Daley annoying?

2: May I come on down to the museum one night to meet you all?

3. And one more that I’ve answered for you…

Egypt is an amazing place, I love your guys culture and everything!

Thank you for your time fellow Immortal.

“Hello there, my friend. Thank you for the wonderful questions. Larry is not annoying, no. He has actually been quite helpful to us over the years, and we have been fortunate to be able to rely on him many a time. And yes, of course—come see us whenever you would like, we much appreciate the company. Thank you for the lovely compliment on my culture, my friend. It is worth much to me. It pleases me to know that it is appreciated even still in these times.”

[abbyrussellanon]

Abby follows a loud noise down the hall to see what it is coming from. She peeks around the corner and sees Joanna working hard. Seeing as this was her first night in the museum, she didn’t know who this person was.

Abby Russell OC NATM AU // Roleplay thread

A girl who seems to be in her late teens walks around the 20th century wing of the American Natural History Museum. She looks excited and interested in everything. She stops periodically to read the signs of the other exhibits, most of them being about the lifestyles during the different decades and the wars of that century.



Joanna, as usual, tinkers away on her newly made Hoover boots. They’re still a work in progress but everyday seems like it’s closer to success. For a moment, she takes a breather, wiping her forehead. “Woo! Almost done for the night.”

[secretly-larry-daley]

SO—

I’ve got a few side blogs. And I’ve decided, today, I’d like to promote some! For RP purposes, of course!

@secretly-larry-daley (this is the blog you’re looking at right now!)

@richies-mcnugget (for some reason the @ isn’t show up. ANYWAY! This is Richie McPhee’s blog. Leslie’s little brother :))

@hey-its-steve-taylor (that’s another night guard)

@ill-steal-you-joanna (my girl Joanna! She’s a trans inventor who’s working always working on something new)

@galactist-anon (my made up religion lore. Haven’t posted much here yet, but I’m going to)

@mousey-mickey (that would be my boy mickey! The time traveler)

Dm me if you ever feel like RPing or just chat in general!

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

Ahk sits with Bahiti in a room in the police station. Ahk told the police officer that his emergency contact was Larry and gave him his number. He was more worried about what Larry would think then actually being in trouble with the police.

@princess-bahiti @secretly-larry-daley

[itsmergb]

Art for the current 250 members event in the FNAF server! Happy birthday, you old coot.

Pictured design is roleplay-specific; his belly got ripped open and he lost his eyes in the same fell swoop, but he can’t be assed to repair it.

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

“I am well, my friends. I heard there will be a new Babylonian miniature exhibit here soon. Are you excited to get new neighbors?” Ahk kneels down to better talk to them.

“Good evening, Jedediah and Octavius. Are you both well?” Ahkmenrah asks them at their exhibits.

From Ahk 𓋹

Well, howdy Ahk! *Jedediah tips his hat.*

Hello there, Ahkmenrah! We’re just splendid. How are you tonight?

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

you need therapy.

✨No.✨

[ill-steal-you-joanna]

Bahiti walks up to you with @biaankhi. “Joanna, hello, if it is not too much trouble, would you mind watching Biaankhi for a little while?”

Joanna sets down her wrench, bringing her googles to her forehead. She wipes her hand on her pants. “Oh! Hello ma’am! Of course, I’d love to watch Biaankhi.” Joanna said, smiling down at the boy. “It’s been a while since we’ve hanged out.” Joanna leaned in to Bahiti. “I must say, your boy is excellent with tools. He even showed me some kinks in my machine I didn’t even notice!”

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

I saw it on that um... the appetizer you installed! The... tic tac one?

I JUST LEARNED THAT BUNNIES CAN SWIM!

Ahk 𓋹

“REALLY?? THAT’S SO COOL, MAN!

Where did you learn that??”

[violede]

This might be a stretch of the century, but… jedtavius roleplay, anyone? 👉👈

18+, nsfw friendly.

Third person, advanced lit to novella style strongly preferred.

5-10+ paragraphs per reply

Happy to stick to canon and play either character :>