#jedtavius smut

[violede]

This might be a stretch of the century, but… jedtavius roleplay, anyone? 👉👈

18+, nsfw friendly.

Third person, advanced lit to novella style strongly preferred.

5-10+ paragraphs per reply

Happy to stick to canon and play either character :>

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Cover by @bmoshh :D

I made a new fic! ^^

Go check it out!!!

It's not for kids so if you're 11 or younger first off what are you doing here? Second get outta here

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This is why I love wattpad you can actually follow the viewers thoughts while theyre reading your fanfic

It feels like an actual comment rather than a review

me before I started writing fic: is it weird to leave a second comment?

me now: I am leaving a comment on every chapter and God Herself can not stop me.

[pnchinbeez]

What do you think about the ship tablet guardians (Ahmenrah x Larry) of NatM ?

Honestly couldn't care less, I think it's okay to ship because wea and teddy have an age gap and jed and oct to, I do have a problem with it if the person shipping it in a fic refers to ahk as "the young boy" or "the teenager" while shipping him with Larry, yes I did see that in a fic one time but if it's like saying ahk has been alive so long he's basically and adult yeah just don't call him a child in the fic or art it's really weird, but I don't ship it really only wea and teddy and jedtavius and I don't care if you do or not just don't send hate to people

NO SMUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[the-casbah-way]

list of jedtavius fics that i currently have in the works so you know what nonsense you have to look forward to in the hopefully not too distant future:

pre-canon exploration of jed and octavius' relationship pre-canon

two down then left spinoff fics

university professor au (yes it's overdone but i literally don't care)

dystopian / video game au

and a bunch of drabbles (including smut) that i plan to post either on here or on the website i'm currently making

in the meantime, if you'd like to read my current jedtavius fic, you can find it here

and since people have asked: i don't take writing requests, but if you do have any suggestions or ideas feel free to run them by me :]

[panfluidme]

RULES FOR REQUESTING (DISNEY)

I'll write smut for any of the ships (as long as everyone's over eighteen)

Go as fluffy or as angsty as you want

I will not write about suicide or eating disorders

I will not write about homophobia/transphobia/racism or anything of the sorts unless if the victim of this hate is later comforted by friends and/or family

Feel free to DM me your request if you don't want me to give you credit

If you want me to write a ship that isn't in my list, lemme know. I will not do any incest ships, so don't even try

No x readers

If you request anything and break one of these rules, I won't be writing your request and will delete your comment or DM

Rules for commenting:

No bullying

No slurs

No hateful speech

No sexual advances

Ships:

Tangled (this includes the show):

Rapunzel x Eugene

Varian x Hugo

Eugene x Lance

Frozen:

Honeymaren x Elsa

Anna x Kristoff

Anna x Hans

Anna x Hans x Kristoff

Hans x Kristoff

Encanto:

Julieta x Agustín

Pepa x Félix

Dolores x Mariano 

Alma x Pedro  

Night at the Museum:

Jedtavius

Larry x Ahk

Teddy x Sac

Descendants:

Jay x Carlos

Mal x Ben

Turning Red:

Mei x Miriam 

Coco:

None

Luca:

Luca x Alberto

Big Hero Six (the movie only):

Honey Lemon x Tadashi

Moana:

None

Milo Murphy's Law:

Zilo (Zack x Milo)

Melissa x Amanda

Dakota x Cavendish 

Martin x Bridgette 

Duck-Tales: 

Goldie x Scrooge

Launchpad x Fenton/Gizmo Duck 

Donald x Daisy

Launchpad x Della

Gravity Falls:

Billdip

Mabcifica

Ford x Fiddleford 

Star vs the Forces of Evil:

Tomco

Star x Janna

Star x Oskar

Angie x Rafael

Moon x River

Amphibia:

Anne x Sasha x Marcy

The Owl House:

Lumity

Hunter x Willow

Hunter x Edric 

Eda x Camila

Phineas and Ferb:

Baljeet x Buford 

Candace x Jeremy 

Linda x Lawrence (the parents)

101 Dalmatian Street:

None

Percy Jackson:

Percy x Leo

Percy x Grover

Frank x Hazel

Jason x Leo

Jason x Piper

Piper x Annabeth

Sally x Paul

Sally x Poseidon

Magnus x Alex 

I own none of the characters (minus a handful of OCs for plot convince) or any of the art used in this book! If you see your art in this book and don't want it in here, lemme know!

[niche-pastiche]

The second chapter of our jedtavius fic is up as of yesterday. I really enjoy just how much this pairing lets you play with their different cultural understandings of homosexuality.

Jed POV smut is also always just very cute to write.

Happy pride!

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My Fanfiction Masterlist!

Last updated: 3/28/24

Title (rating / ship(s) / word count)

☀️ = fluff 💥 = angst ❤️‍🩹 = hurt/comfort

💋 = smut

Dead Poets Society

• Lovesick (T / Anderperry, Knarlie / ongoing; 120,000+) ☀️❤️‍🩹

• Newton’s Laws (T / Anderperry / 18,718) 💥❤️‍🩹

• Carpe Diem, Time For A Wedding! (G / Anderperry, implied Knarlie / 6,216) ☀️

• An Entire Universe Between (T / Anderperry / 16,476) ☀️❤️‍🩹

• Sing Us A Song (G / Anderperry / 2,811) ☀️

House MD

• Dear Jimmy (T / Hilson / 3,875) 💥☀️

• Interstate 95 (T / Hilson / 9,463) 💥❤️‍🩹☀️

Night at the Museum

• Let Us Cling Together (T / Jedtavius / 7,282) ☀️💥

Jesus Christ Superstar

• I’ll Carry You (M / Judas/Jesus / 5,903) ❤️‍🩹💥☀️

• Rest and Relaxation (T / Judas/Jesus / 1,372) ☀️

• Let the Sun Shine (E / Judas/Jesus / 6,040) ❤️‍🩹💥☀️💋

• Everything’s Alright (G / Judas/Jesus / 1,987) ❤️‍🩹☀️

Twin Peaks

• These Autumn Days (G / Cooper/Annie / 3,517) ☀️

• Lipstick Stains (T / Cooper/Denise / 2,239) ☀️

• Cold Coffee (T / Trucoop / 6,574) ❤️‍🩹☀️

Our Flag Means Death

• The Right Side of History (T / Blackbonnet / 6,551) ☀️💥

Knives Out

• Being Alive (G / Blanc/Phillip / 13,606) ☀️

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this is only going public because my sanity is at 2% but i am so god damn close to publishing that fucking Theodore Roosevelt smut oneshot and it's making me die on the inside considering it's likely to reach 20k words even though that shit is big enough to be 4 chapters 5k words each

if I can't figure out how to publish anon--cause fuck that im not letting my non-president-fic-readers find a TR smut when searching for NATM fic--I'm going to jump off a cliff star position like Taylor Swift but anyways updates to the Jedtavius fic coming soon💅

[rivstyx]

tumblr still has not granted me the ability to create polls, so i am charging my magic attack to explode all the windows at staff hq. so anyway uh reply or reblog or whatever and tell me which WIP to prioritize:

dark ahk backstory

jedtavius roleswap

action-ish amnesia fic

the note for this one just says "presumed dead"

smut

[aiyexayen]

35,36,38,39,42,43,49,50,55,59,68,69,79

35. What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted? that's such a hard question to answer--i have a lot of favourites in a lot of sub-categories (favourite character portrayal, favourite au, favourite prompt response, etc.) but i guess if i have to pick one i'll go with Qiuth, my cql/pern crossover. i'm not only still tickled by the concept and in love with that crossover world and pleased with the fic itself, but more importantly i feel like it's gotten the most unique and joyous responses and probably brought readers the most unexpected pleasure and delight of all my writing.

36. What fic are you proudest of? for an individual fic i'm...torn. i'm really ridiculously proud of how See The Day turned out. it's very simple and i know the execution of the concept isn't even perfect and it's such an indulgent rarepair but i can still see that whole little scene so crystal-clear in my mind and it still makes me ridiculously happy to reread. it's like my own personal love letter to both liu qianqiao and luo fumeng and is very dear to me. i'm also currently really proud of Sex Pest, which i wrote as a treat in a fic exchange. i don't have a lot of smut in my portfolio and i feel like this one came out really well; i'm proud of the characterisations and dialogue (the banter between wenzhou was so much fun) but especially feel like i made a lot of progress on my prose and descriptions.

38. What is your most self-indulgent posted story? very difficult to answer; you'll almost never catch me writing stories anymore that aren't also something i really want to read. i think i'll go with Wish You Were Here, because i literally just came up with the dumbest little meme scenario and then was attached enough to it to turn it into a fic before any of my actual serious ye baiyi/wenzhou concepts, and it still makes me cackle to this day. honorary mention to The More Things Change because it's the qingxian nonshippy rarepair canon compliant post-canon quasi-fix-it that nobody asked for but me.

39. What’s your most self-indulgent wip? even more difficult to answer because a lot of my wips that never see the light of day are even more self-indulgent than the ones that do. it's probably either the cql wip i have where wei ying teams up with lan sizhui and lan jingyi post-resurrection and those three are the ship in it and that ot3 is the self-indulgent part. or the shl wip i have where chengling ends up in wen kexing's charge instead of zhou zishu's in episode 1 because it involves The Boat and you know how much i love The Boat. oh, or possibly an old wip from my kingdom hearts days that was a ridiculously rarepair (olette/namine). come to think of it the kh stuff probably has a lot of self-indulgence in it in general, posted or wip.

42. What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with? basically all my titles are just scraps of song lyrics or song titles so "come up with" is a bit of a stretch. but i think one of my favourites is Statues Of Ourselves which is an in progress jedtavius (night at the museum) ficlet trio for my bestie. the title is actually from a more obscure source than google would indicate, an enter the haggis song called "up in lights." and it was in my fic titles list and just tickled me as soon as i saw it while i was looking for a title that day. the way it still evokes the figurative nature of that language well, and yet it is also almost absurdly literal. it just wraps all the way around and idk it cracks me up.

43. Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet? lots and lots. right now some favourite ideas that are pending: - cql canon rewrite with main character swap - shl canon rewrite with crossover main character swap - more canon crossover rarepair shenanigans unfortunately these are lower priority right now because i'm in the middle of plotting a fic for a fandom bang and also wrapping up some old wips to post.

49. What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer? hm. if you want an introduction to the kind of rarepair or crossover bullshit i get up to then my any of my Ficlet Collections are a good place to start--a lot of tumblr/twitter prompt fills or games and indulgent little things i've spent more time on per quantity of words, making it a nice kind of tasting sampler. if you want something more cohesive that demonstrates my taste in fix-its, the fics in my Qin Jiuxiao Lives 'Verse (ongoing) are good and also contain some diversity in style.

50. How would you describe your writing style? inconsistent. constantly evolving. i'm always trying new things or experimenting with new tones or leaning into new vibes. sometimes i try for something funnier and sometimes i indulge in the drama. sometimes i spend ages crafting something concise and poetic and evocative, sometimes i just dump words all over the place like a buffet. who knows.

55. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc? a pretty common theme in my writing is "actually everyone was Fine i don't know what you're Talking About i don't even need to explain Why OR How they just Are we all Agree On This, Correct?" common settings tend to be, right now, siji shanzhuang or lotus pier, and have always been wherever feels "home"iest. i definitely have a Thing about home and i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time. i'm sure i have a lot of repetition in words/phrases/expressions but if i started analysing my writing that closely i'd get paranoid and nothing would get done.

59. Have you participated in any fic events/writing challenges? If yes, what were they and did you enjoy them? i have! last march i participated in polyship week which was really fun and resulted in one of my more unexpected popular fics Glitter & Gold. i also did pridewrite this last summer, which got me the On Wings Of Pride collection full of obscure but delightful rarepairs. i've also been introduced to the glorious world of fic exchanges (for which i wrote The Moon Is Crumbling, But That's Okay) and i had so much fun that i immediately went out and signed up for another fandom event (the lld big bang) which i'm working on now (well not right now. right now i'm on tumblr. T_T)

68. Are there any fics that influenced you to write the way you do? so many. so fucking many. kjdfsljk any fic i read and like influences me in some way, especially fics/writing from friends i aspire to be more like.

69. (nice) What are your favorite fics at the moment? well, you asked. Stay And Break My Heart by rustycreekspoon Song by withbroombefore Letters by withbroombefore Please miss postman by shamelesscooper you're the trouble that i always find by sundiscus leisure, unfettered by brawlite The Boundaries of a Body by k_lynn The Kalends by praiseofshadows

79. Do you have any writing advice you want to share? yes. go look at other people's writing advice and then try all of it, one after the other. advice from all kinds of writers in all kinds of fields. author interviews and tumblr posts. even the silly sounding things (especially those). don't try anything that sounds like it would kill your soul, though, probably. everyone is different and different methods or pieces of advice may work or not work for you than anyone around you. you'll only know what does or doesn't once you try things and eventually piece together whatever system works for you out of spare parts.

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Ooh~

*realizes there's jedtavius smut on ao3*

Wait-

Octavious you have an ao3 account? What kind of fanfiction do you write and/or read?

Jedediah: he reads a LOT of smut

Octavius: Jedediah!

Jedediah: What! They asked!

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😈, 🎢, 🙋‍♀️, 🌞, 💖, 👀

oh no

😈 - Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

i faked them for a first-kiss crush confession like twice lmao i dont regret it in the slightest. i also faked them for smut in the same chapter AND made them think i was gonna kill off a kid character. all in one fic. i love torturing my readers sometimes ykwim ykwim

🎢 - Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

either... Please Say You Love Me because Angst™, Compromise Has The Word Promise In It (natm fic) because of the research I did, or that one anon 20k smut fic because LORD it took me 2 months and LOTS of visualization and google searches and i had to use a mf smut guide to change up words. i also had to look up sex positions at one point i think idk tbh i remember like 1/3 of the process

🙋‍♀️ - Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

only my two friends on discord (one I've met irl), thankfully, my irl friend only knows i write smut (they dont know i write anything but) and the other one was a short time beta reader for said-smut-fics.

🌞 - Do you have a preferred time of day to write?

not in the slightest. motivation hits when it hits. 3am? fine. 8am and i just woke up and i am IN cte class at the same time? fine. that works.

💖 - What made you start writing?

... it started as ocs, it fucking sucked, and i gradually kept writing because i found it fun. but then i found wattpad Michael Jackson fanfiction (i never simped for him idk why i read it) and then iplier/septiceye fandom wattpad fic and it went from there. so ig i just.... wanted to????

👀 - Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

hhhhg okay there's two different jedtavius fics, one i might go short for, the other i plan to make long. the long one is a fun runaway angst/comfort fic and it WILL be happy in the end. dw. the short one is priest jedediah and ghost octavius YES i watched haunted mansion.

and then this chapter for my linken fic (they finally go on a date its like 75k words already and they haven't went on a proper date) but I've been unmotivated BUT its halfway done!! (chapter size is usually 5k words but last chapter was 19k)

thjrnbgj thank u for the questions

*bows*

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Pride Requests: [OPEN]

It’s pride month! Which means that everything needs to be queerer than it already is, clearly. 😉

So I’m taking pride specific requests throughout the month! Want a pride parade? I can do that! Want a character coming out? So do I!

Aside from sticking to the fandoms and ships I list, there are only two rules: No smut and your request must be open to a happy ending.

The list of things I’ll write for are under the cut, please read before requesting!

Fandoms / Ships:

Marvel / ThorBruce, SamBucky and PeterNed

Star Trek / Spones, Hughnor and Gen

Murdoch Mysteries / Gen

Charite At War / Ottin

Babylon 5 / VirLennier

Night At The Museum / Jedtavius

Phineas and Ferb / (Human)Perryshmirtz and Gen

Good Omens / Ineffable Husbands/Spouses

LazyTown / Sportarobbie and Gen

Merlin / Merthur

The Mandalorian / Dinluke

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Makes sense, I would tell whoever I'm with to hold my phone hes going nowhere near that things I've read more jedtavius smut out of sheer boredom than I care to say

Question:

If you met Owen Wilson irl what would you do?

Hmmm,m

Well, I’ve loved his stuff since I was like 3 or 4 and given that my legs gave up on me when I met Joe gatto and I loved Joe’s stuff since I was 5 then add the celebrity crush exponent then if I solve for x I would probably scream and fall down or something like that

Update that’s if I saw him before I met him

[octodaddyssub]

i’m 3/4 through jedtavius smut fan art and i cannot for the life of me get octavius’ eye right,,,, it’s making me consider not giving him eyes (you can’t see jeds) and just pretending it’s ‘artsy’ LMAO